Type
Scripted
Premiered
Sep. 21, 1993
Status
Canceled/Ended
Runtime
60 min.
Country
USA
Network
ABC TV Network
Genre

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Det. Bobby Simone NYPD Blue

Det. Bobby Simone

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Det. Bobby Simone Quotes

04x18 - I Love Lucy Season 4 / Episode 18: - I Love Lucy

Det. Andy Sipowicz: You think if he'd'a known about Angela's johnson down there that'd been an unhappy surprise?
Det. Bobby Simone: That would have been the anchovy on the pizza.
04x16 - What a Dump! Season 4 / Episode 16: - What a Dump!

Russian Woman: How could this happen? What's wrong with this country?
Det. Andy Sipowicz: What's wrong with this country? What's wrong with it is too many people from other countries screw it up.
Det. Bobby Simone: Detective Sipowicz here is one of the few Native American Poles.
04x07 - Ted and Carey's Bogus Adventure Season 4 / Episode 7: - Ted and Carey's Bogus Adventure

Det. Bobby Simone: This kid here, we could've talked to him all day, his parents are in Greece.
04x05 - Where'd the Van Gogh? Season 4 / Episode 5: - Where'd the Van Gogh?

Det. Andy Sipowicz: You know, statistics show 85 percent of these art guys are homos.
Det. Bobby Simone: Yeah, huh?
Det. Andy Sipowicz: Yeah. 85 percent, minimum.
04x05 - Where'd the Van Gogh? Season 4 / Episode 5: - Where'd the Van Gogh?

Geri Turner: Do you have just a minute for me?


Geri Turner: Do you see what's under my blouse?


Det. Andy Sipowicz: What, are you crazy?
Geri Turner: Oh, I'm not talking about my breasts.
Det. Andy Sipowicz: Button your blouse.
Geri Turner: My undergarment is rubber. It's holding all my fluids in.


Det. Andy Sipowicz: Bobby. That girl is a menace.
Det. Bobby Simone: Geri?
Det. Andy Sipowicz: Just made a pass at me. Said she's wearing a diving suit under her clothes.
Det. Bobby Simone: How is that a pass?
Det. Andy Sipowicz: I'm telling you what her intentions were.
04x04 - Where's 'Swaldo? Season 4 / Episode 4: - Where's 'Swaldo?

Fat Cat: What's goin' on, man?
Det. Bobby Simone: Gerard Markham?
Fat Cat: Oh, you call me that, my mama must've sent you.
04x04 - Where's 'Swaldo? Season 4 / Episode 4: - Where's 'Swaldo?

Fat Cat: That mean we goin' in?
Det. Bobby Simone: That's right, Fat Cat. We are going in.
Fat Cat: See, you call me that, now I know who you're talking about.
Det. Andy Sipowicz: Yeah, you keep talking like we're chums, blimpy. We'll give you the secret handshake back at the station house.
03x06 - Curt Russell Season 3 / Episode 6: - Curt Russell

Det. Andy Sipowicz: Neera Muh - Muka - Yanno, you'd think when these people migrate, they'd take pronounceable names.
Det. Bobby Simone: Like "Sipowicz"?
03x06 - Curt Russell Season 3 / Episode 6: - Curt Russell

Det. Bobby Simone: You know, I just shoulda kept my mouth shut about this backup deal.
Det. Andy Sipowicz: I try to teach you tact, I just can't get through.
03x06 - Curt Russell Season 3 / Episode 6: - Curt Russell

Det. Bobby Simone: At least we now know it was an Indian guy.
Det. Andy Sipowicz: Now alls we got to figure out is what blood cult he belongs to.
03x06 - Curt Russell Season 3 / Episode 6: - Curt Russell

Det. Andy Sipowicz: You know what this is about? Huh? You wanna know what this is gonna be about?
Det. Bobby Simone: What?
Det. Andy Sipowicz: These people worship *cows*. They, they let 'em live in the house, they'd starve to death before they'd eat him, ok?
Det. Bobby Simone: Andy, what does that have to do with this DOA?
Det. Andy Sipowicz: Because 200 years ago some bride wasn't a virgin and that cursed a whole family line, and now the moon is in Jupiter's asshole, and some great- great- great- great- grandson had to wreak vengeance, and that's what this is gonna be about.
Det. Bobby Simone: So we now we got a theory to go on...
03x06 - Curt Russell Season 3 / Episode 6: - Curt Russell

Det. Bobby Simone: Uh, what's your last name?
Det. Andy Sipowicz: [aside] Why don't you quit while you're ahead?
Jatin Bhat: Bhat.
Det. Bobby Simone: B-a-t?
Jatin Bhat: B-*h*-a-t. [waits a beat] The cat got out, they're going to be angry with me!
Det. Bobby Simone: B-h-a-t, Bhat
Det. Andy Sipowicz: Cat - c-*h*-a-t
02x15 - Bombs Away Season 2 / Episode 15: - Bombs Away

Det. Bobby Simone: You're no hero, Mr. Rudman. No. How it goes is, you lost your daughter, you lost your dignity. And now you've lost your humanity.
02x12 - Large Mouth Bass Season 2 / Episode 12: - Large Mouth Bass

Det. Bobby Simone: It's like what James Brown said: "Money won't change you, but time will take you on."
02x05 - Simone Says Season 2 / Episode 5: - Simone Says

Det. Bobby Simone: [opening lines] [Sipowicz arrives for work and looks at his new reading eyeglasses when Bobby Simone enters the locker room]
Det. Bobby Simone: Morning. How's it going?


Det. Andy Sipowicz: Andy Sipowicz.
Det. Bobby Simone: Oh, Andy. Bobby Simone. Good to meet you.
Det. Andy Sipowicz: Uh... yeah.


Det. Andy Sipowicz: Hey, Lieutenant. It's no good. It's not gonna work out. I just met this new guy.
Lt. Arthur Fancy: Simone?
Det. Andy Sipowicz: Yeah. It's not gonna work out.
Lt. Arthur Fancy: What happened?
Det. Andy Sipowicz: Don't get me started. His attitude is all wrong. "How you doing?" That type of thing.
Lt. Arthur Fancy: He asked you how you are doing?
Det. Andy Sipowicz: Yeah. I can't... it's not going to work out.
02x05 - Simone Says Season 2 / Episode 5: - Simone Says

Det. Andy Sipowicz: Hey, how's it going?
A.D.A. Sylvia Costas: I was just seeing Abruzzo. Is that the new detective?
Det. Andy Sipowicz: [nods] Simone, what kind of name is that?
A.D.A. Sylvia Costas: First or last?
Det. Andy Sipowicz: If it was his first, he'd be a girl.
A.D.A. Sylvia Costas: Last name... Simone, sounds French to me.
Det. Andy Sipowicz: Yeah, maybe.
Det. Bobby Simone: [into a phone] Hey, I went through a lot of trouble getting that red cock. I don't want to argue with you! You tell Billy that he can't come around my place anymore with his blue-barred cock! Okay... thanks.


Det. Bobby Simone: I breed birds. Racing pigeons.
A.D.A. Sylvia Costas: [to Sipowicz] Tell him you keep fish.
Det. Andy Sipowicz: Assistant D.A. Costas, this is Detective Simone.
Det. Bobby Simone: How do you do?
A.D.A. Sylvia Costas: How do you do.
Det. Andy Sipowicz: [to Simone] They gave you that address?
Det. Bobby Simone: Yeah, she's working Seventh Avenue.
A.D.A. Sylvia Costas: [to Simone] Must be interesting raising pigeons.
Det. Bobby Simone: It's a lot of fun, gets you outdoors.
A.D.A. Sylvia Costas: You guys and your hobbies.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Det. Bobby Simone: You were pushing it, now you're under arrest. You're a collar, you understand that?
Richard Manzak: You guys are fags, right? You're fags from some women's group.
Andy: That don't make us bad people.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Henry Coffield: I'm not a kid anymore, Simone. If you can't be kind about the people you feel kindness towards, you're no damn good.
Det. Bobby Simone: The way I look at that, Henry: if we're still drawing breath, we have a chance to do something on our shortcomings besides piss and moan.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Det. Bobby Simone: How you been feeling, Vince?
Det. Vince Gotelli: I told you. I have generalized coronary artery disease, abnormal in the thallium stress test, and now I'm having difficult urinating.
Andy: Coronary system failing, urinary system failing. Now he's at the stage, you ask him how he's feeling, he tells you.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Det. Bobby Simone: We got the weapon from your apartment there, Rick.
Andy: Always a right move tossing the piece, Rick, though at the time it may seem wasteful.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Lt. Arthur Fancy: [an overweight woman has demanded to see Sipowicz] Andy, there's no easy way to say this, but Jeri is having issues with Diane and Jill. She's demanding to see you.
Andy: That ain't goin' to happen.
Lt. Arthur Fancy: Diane and Jill think she's painted herself into a corner with manslaughter and it doesn't need to go that way. Anyway, she says either she talks to you or she lawyer's up.
Andy: That's what she needs to do then. Maybe we don't do enough of that. [Looks at Simone] See, this amuses you because you don't attract psychotics.
Det. Bobby Simone: No, it doesn't. Well, yeah, it is amusing; but this could be real serious.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Russian woman: Marina. Strangled and raped. What is wrong with this country?
Andy: What's wrong with this country? I'll tell you what's wrong; it's all these foreigners coming over here.
Det. Bobby Simone: Detective Sipowicz here is one of the few Native American Poles.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Det. Bobby Simone: What happened, Vince?
Det. Vince Gotelli: Two guys came in the bar, ordered a drink, then pulled their guns and held up the place. Then all of a sudden they started shooting. I pulled my piece and shot back. I think I hit one, but then I went down.
Det. Bobby Simone: But you weren't hit, were you?
Det. Vince Gotelli: No, chest pains. One of the guys left holding his shoulder. I wonder why I got chest pains at that moment?
Andy: Might be a sign from God to stay out of these titty bars, Vince.

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