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Laurie Freeman Quotes
Laurie Freeman: Did you really think you could hide this from me?
Norm Henderson: Ah, yeah, kind of. I kind of did. [thinking Laurise had caught him reporting to the tabloid]
Laurie Freeman: Um huh, well you can't. 'cause you're really great with kids and now everybody knows it.
Norm Henderson: Oh! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! [realizing he's not been caught] Well, the way I look at it, you know, the way to treat kids is to treat them with respect. I think of them as tiny adults who are stupid.
Norm Henderson: Listen, Laurie, Hector has something to tell you. Ah, Hector, tell, tell, tell Laurie about your mother.
Hector: She's dead and I have cancer. [lying to Laurie]
Laurie Freeman: What? [shocked]
Norm Henderson: No, no, no, no, no - Hector, the truth.
Hector: My mother's alive in Cuba; I just wanted to see America. I did not think it would be so bad to lie.
Laurie Freeman: Hector, why would you do something like that?
Norm Henderson: Ah, come on now, he just needed a little vacation, you know, from thee, ah... Godless communists. You know?
Laurie Freeman: Well, I'm gonna have to call Mr. Denby right away. We have got to get you home. [leaving the kitchen]
Hector: Norm, why did you do this?
Norm Henderson: Ah, listen, Hector, you know, ahhh, what I told you about lying, it wasn't right; kids should never lie, you know? You got to wait 'till you're an adult, so, so you can do it responsibly.
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