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Kirk Devane Quotes
|Season 1 / Episode 22: - I Enjoy Being a Guy|
Joanna Loudon: What's going on?
Kirk Devane: Would you please do me a favor and tell George that he looks like a boob?
George Utley: Quit calling me that.
Joanna Loudon: What is going on?
George Utley: [to Joanna] Is there anything wrong with what I'm wearing?
Kirk Devane: No, not if you're 4. But if you're a grown man, it's pathetic.
Joanna Loudon: I was talking to Joanna. Kirk's upset because I'm wearing my new turtleneck.
Kirk Devane: I'm upset because you're wearing it with your overalls. Any fool knows that it goes with the brown chords.
George Utley: Well, if you know that, then you must be the fool.
Joanna Loudon: Kirk, he's just wearing it around the house.
Kirk Devane: No, he's not. He came over to the cafe this way and announced in front of the whole room, "Look at the clothes Kirk picked out for me." It was humiliating. I thought the person that was there was going to leave.
George Utley: I like my new turtleneck and I like it with my overalls.
Kirk Devane: Okay. If you know so much about clothes, what are you going to wear with the brown chords?
George Utley: The blue plaid shirt?
Kirk Devane: Oh, p-yuke!
Joanna Loudon: Kirk, I'm making a salad.
Kirk Devane: Would you just stop making such a big deal about this and go change?
George Utley: No.
Kirk Devane: Then I never want to see you again.
George Utley: Well, it's too bad because I'm coming over to your cafe for dinner tonight and I'm wearing this.
Kirk Devane: Yeah? I'm not serving you.
George Utley: Well, I'm staying anyway.
Kirk Devane: Yeah? You can sit there until you ROT!
|Season 1 / Episode 7: - The Perfect Match|
Blake LeMaster: If you're from Switzerland, where's your accent?
Kirk Devane: I lost it in a bad fall.
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