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Sep. 22, 2009
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60 min.
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USA
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CBS TV Network
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Marty Deeks NCIS: Los Angeles

Marty Deeks

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  Played by:
Eric Christian OlsenEric Christian Olsen
Eric Christian Olsen (born May 31, 1977) in Eugene, Oregon, the son of Jeanne, a non-denominational chaplain, ...

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Marty Deeks Quotes

05x08 - Fallout Season 5 / Episode 8: - Fallout

Kensi Blye: I told you to send them an alert when we were coming in.
Marty Deeks: I did. [Callen's Phone Dings] Oh, There it is. It's not my fault we move faster than the speed of cellular.
04x17 - Wanted Season 4 / Episode 17: - Wanted

CIA Agent Michael Snyder: He also likes blondes.
Kensi Blye: All right, I will wear a wig, but I will not dye my hair for this man.
CIA Agent Vokstanik Sabatino: Wouldn't help. You're not his type.
Kensi Blye: [Long pause] What's his type? [Snyder and Sabatino smirk and look at Deeks]
Marty Deeks: No. Really?... Come on!
04x17 - Wanted Season 4 / Episode 17: - Wanted

Marty Deeks: You smell like sunshine and gun powder. Two of my favourite things.
Kensi Blye: Eww. You're like wet dog.
03x22 - Neighborhood Watch Season 3 / Episode 22: - Neighborhood Watch

Marty Deeks: Sugarbear?
03x13 - Exit Strategy Season 3 / Episode 13: - Exit Strategy

Marty Deeks: The real question is: do you think you were born a tomboy or did you become one because your father really wanted a son?
Kensi Blye: You did *not* just say that!
03x13 - Exit Strategy Season 3 / Episode 13: - Exit Strategy

G. Callen: He's got a grenade!
Marty Deeks: Oh come on! Who does that?
Alex Elmslie: I appreciate your help, but I can't come in with you. I only have *12 hours* to find my family!
Kensi Blye: What if you don't?
Marty Deeks: I don't have much of a choice.
Sam Hanna: Are you really prepared to kill Jada?
Marty Deeks: ...Please don't try to follow me. I'm sorry. [Alex puts down the grenade and runs away]
03x13 - Exit Strategy Season 3 / Episode 13: - Exit Strategy

Sam Hanna: What are former French Operatives doing in our country, period?
Marty Deeks: You'd think they'd have learned their lesson after Kensi kicked one of their ferers in the croissants.
Kensi Blye: You know it.
03x12 - The Watchers Season 3 / Episode 12: - The Watchers

Marty Deeks: You uh, you missed a - button.
Kensi Blye: Oh. You heard the guy. He was this close to giving up his partner. I had him eating out my hand.
Marty Deeks: How's that?
Kensi Blye: Just drive.
03x12 - The Watchers Season 3 / Episode 12: - The Watchers

Marty Deeks: Looks like I'm going inside. If I'm not back in 10 minutes, it's cause I'm in trouble or I'm getting a bikini wax.
Kensi Blye: [to Callen and Hanna] Welcome to my world.
03x12 - The Watchers Season 3 / Episode 12: - The Watchers

Marty Deeks: It's just if - you uh- I don't know, you want to ever talk about it. I know a thing or two about fathers so...
Kensi Blye: [pause] You *shot* your father!
Marty Deeks: *One* time, all right? It's not like I killed the man. [Kensi scoffs then chuckles] I didn't say I was an expert. I just meant that...
03x12 - The Watchers Season 3 / Episode 12: - The Watchers

G. Callen: [after Granger leaves with the suspect] This is my fault.
Sam Hanna: How do you figure?
G. Callen: I should've let you shoot him.
Marty Deeks: It's probably not too late if you run out there.
03x11 - Higher Power Season 3 / Episode 11: - Higher Power

G. Callen: All right. There must be other toy ponies.
Sam Hanna: You don't get it. She talks. She flaps her wings. And she responds to 30 commands.
Kensi Blye: OH! Five more than Deeks.
Marty Deeks: [Deeks enters] How's that? Talking about me?
03x11 - Higher Power Season 3 / Episode 11: - Higher Power

Marty Deeks: Whatever happened to keggers and toga parties.
03x11 - Higher Power Season 3 / Episode 11: - Higher Power

Marty Deeks: Something tells me that Chester didn't get enough hugs.
Kensi Blye: Yes, that's exactly where I keep my grenades - next to my crackers.
03x11 - Higher Power Season 3 / Episode 11: - Higher Power

Kensi Blye: Did you not take High School Physics?
Marty Deeks: I was pretty much focused on Marcia de Luka's skirt.
03x11 - Higher Power Season 3 / Episode 11: - Higher Power

Marty Deeks: You know what? This isn't going to work. I got shy bladder.
Kensi Blye: Deeks! Pee or perish!
03x11 - Higher Power Season 3 / Episode 11: - Higher Power

G. Callen: Well, maybe Santa will bring it to her.
Sam Hanna: Maybe I'll tell her Uncle Callen said he'd get it for her. "It's okay baby girl, Uncle Callen didn't mean to let you down."
Marty Deeks: That's messed up!
G. Callen: You wouldn't.
Kensi Blye: You shouldn't!
Sam Hanna: Ho ho ho.
03x10 - The Debt Season 3 / Episode 10: - The Debt

Kensi Blye: How you holding up?
Marty Deeks: Well, I shot my dad when I was 11. Shot a lot more guys when I was a cop - and all of them deserved it. Life or death situations - until today.
Kensi Blye: The guy was a Neo-Nazi murderer wanted by the FBI since '04.
Marty Deeks: Yeah, well LAPD gave me a badge because I know when *not* to pull the trigger. And if I've lost that edge - man, I'm just another thug with a gun.
03x10 - The Debt Season 3 / Episode 10: - The Debt

Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: Detective Deeks.
Marty Deeks: Yes?
Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: The LAPD has cut its ties with NCIS. Liason duties are discontinued effective immediately... I'm sorry. [Hetty leaves]
Kensi Blye: Wh-what does that mean?
Marty Deeks: Hetty just fired me.
03x10 - The Debt Season 3 / Episode 10: - The Debt

Lt. Roger Bates: You regret it?
Marty Deeks: I thought the lowrider was going to kill the girl then kill me. I made a judgement call. I'll live with it.
Lt. Roger Bates: I meant NCIS. I thought they'd fight a lot harder to keep you. Apparently, you don't belong there either.
03x10 - The Debt Season 3 / Episode 10: - The Debt

Lt. Roger Bates: You're in trouble.
Marty Deeks: I gotta be honest, given the circumstances, you're gonna have to be more specific.
Lt. Roger Bates: Your ex-partner from NCIS is gigantically pissed off at you. That's one woman I would not cross.
03x10 - The Debt Season 3 / Episode 10: - The Debt

Marty Deeks: [Kensi enters the back of Deeks's car] Did anyone tell you how cute you are when you're homicidally angry?
Kensi Blye: I'm not angry. In fact, I could slit your jugular vein 11 different ways from where I'm sitting and wouldn't lose my temper.
03x10 - The Debt Season 3 / Episode 10: - The Debt

Marty Deeks: Can we not talk about this right now? I just... maybe we can do it over drinks or something?
Kensi Blye: No. I have plans!
Marty Deeks: Well, then I can...
Kensi Blye: *Every* night for the rest of my life!
03x10 - The Debt Season 3 / Episode 10: - The Debt

Lt. Roger Bates: You have a home with NCIS. I see that now.
Marty Deeks: I gotta be honest. I think it's where I belong.
Lt. Roger Bates: You're still one of mine. Remind that tea sipping svengali of that - just don't let that ninja lady come after me, all right?
03x10 - The Debt Season 3 / Episode 10: - The Debt

Marty Deeks: [after Kensi leaves] Can you please back me up on this?
G. Callen: Game is looking.
Sam Hanna: Game recognizes nothing.
Marty Deeks: Hetty. Hetty, please tell me you have some advice for this.
Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: Haters gonna hate.
03x09 - Betrayal Season 3 / Episode 9: - Betrayal

Marty Deeks: Rand's dead. Gunshot wounds.
Eric Beale: Are you sure he's dead?
Marty Deeks: Eric, I'm looking right at the body.
Eric Beale: Well,that's really weird.
Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: Why?
Eric Beale: Because there's another email being composed right this second from Rand to Khaleed's compound.
03x08 - Greed Season 3 / Episode 8: - Greed

Marty Deeks: [discovering a terrorist plot to detonate a nuclear weapon] It's 9/11 without knocking down buildings.
03x08 - Greed Season 3 / Episode 8: - Greed

Kensi Blye: [as they're dancing] He's stepping on me.
Marty Deeks: That's not true. You're just putting your feet underneath mine when I lift them up.
03x08 - Greed Season 3 / Episode 8: - Greed

Marty Deeks: [after befriending a wild pig] You see? I know how to let a girl down easy - with respect and honesty.
Kensi Blye: Yeah, you change your cell phone number.
Marty Deeks: That's why I don't give them my home address.
Kensi Blye: Ha. And that's why she like you.
Marty Deeks: Why's that?
Kensi Blye: Same species.
03x08 - Greed Season 3 / Episode 8: - Greed

Marty Deeks: [Kensi's captive. Deeks passes by holding a painting seemingly oblivious] Are you digging the art in this place as much as I am? I mean it's cool. It's bold. Why aren't there more cool, you know? Oh there's another one! I wannna show you this one. This is my favorite. [Deeks goes off screen] It's the perfect combination of girls and guns. [Deeks returns with his weapon drawn] Let me make this perfectly clear. If you harm her, this is gonna be your last day on Earth.
Michael Saleh: Who are you?
Sam Hanna: [Entering from behind with weapons drawn] Federal Agents! Drop you weapon!
Michael Saleh: [In recognition] Agent Sam Hanna.
Sam Hanna: Turn around - slowly.

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