Season 5 Breakdown
Normal Episodes: 26
TV Specials: 1
TV Movies: 0
Normal Episodes: 26
TV Specials: 1
TV Movies: 0
My Wife and Kids Season 5 (2004-2005)
|5x01 Fantasy Camp (1) |
Michael can't focus on much else after learning that he'll be going to sports legend Michael Jordan's fantasy basketball camp in Las Vegas. Everyone shares his excitement – but for ...
|Sep. 21, 2004|
|5x02 Fantasy Camp (2) |
The Kyles on on a big vacation and Michael actually breaks into Michael Jordan's room and wears his gear to become popular. But when he meets Michael Jordan himself, it's a big con ...
|Sep. 21, 2004|
|5x03 Resolutions |
Michael must pass the childcare class test in order to prove that he is responsible to take care of Jr. and Vanessa's baby for all limits.
|Sep. 28, 2004|
|5x04 Class Reunion |
Michael is reluctant to attend his high-school reunion until a former rival, Bobby Shaw, challenges him to a dance-off which he ends up lossing.
|Oct. 05, 2004|
|5x05 The Fellowship of the Baby |
When an overwhelmed Jr. thinks he is not smart enough to take care of his own son, Michael tells Jr. that "Jr., Jr." is a "magic baby," and that every time he holds him, it will make ...
|Oct. 12, 2004|
|5x06 Pokerface |
Michael advises Jr. that it's ok to spend some time away from Vanessa and the baby, but his advice misfires when Jr. invites Jay along to their all-male poker game. Michael decides, ...
|Oct. 19, 2004|
|5x07 The Proposal |
Since Michael and Jay are at a competitionon doing a Karaoke contest, Jr tries to make a great proposal stand to Vanessa but it's both beign distracted by both Michael and Jay officially. ...
|Nov. 09, 2004|
|5x08 Restaurant Wars |
Michael's competitive nature puts Jay's new soul food restaurant at war with Hoos, a Chinese restuarant.
|Nov. 16, 2004|
|5x09 The Return of Bobby Shaw |
Micheal's enemy, Bobby Shaw tricks Jr. into signing a contract making Jr. his slave for the rest of his life! When Micheal tries to get him out of the contract,they end up in a dance ...
|Nov. 23, 2004|
|5x10 The Wedding |
Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to get married in two weeks, Vanessa having told Jr. that she wants a small, simple wedding. Michael and Jay offer to help plan it, but instead ...
|Nov. 30, 2004|
|5x11 Careful What You Wish For |
When Jay wishes that Michael would give her the kind of romantic attention that she sees newlywed Vanessa getting from Jr., Michael decides to kill Jay with kindness so he can get back ...
|Jan. 11, 2005|
|5x12 They Call Me El Foosay |
Vanessa buys Jr a Foosball game tablet and Jr starts getting addicted that Vanessa begs Michael to stop him from acting a bully. Michael wins but he becomes a selfish winning showoff ...
|Jan. 18, 2005|
|5x13 Study Buddy |
Michael feels neglected because Jay is spending all of her time studying for her psychology final which is the week after! He decides to tutor her, but his efforts cause her to fail. ...
|Jan. 25, 2005|
|5x14 Sweetheart's Day |
When Jay insists that Michael buy her a present for "Sweetheart's Day," a reluctant Michael comes up with a scheme to base the price of Jay's gift on her attitude towards him at a particular ...
|Feb. 01, 2005|
|5x15 Silence Is Golden |
Michael reluctantly accompanies Jay on a meditation weekend, where he has trouble following the rule of silence which he breaks.
|Feb. 08, 2005|
|5x16 The Bahamas (1) |
When the Kyles arrive at the Atlantis, Paradise Island resort in the Bahamas for their family vacation, Michael announces that all he wants to do is get some rest and relaxation-by ...
|Feb. 15, 2005|
|5x17 The Bahamas (2) |
While at the Atlantis, Paradise Island resort in the Bahamas for a family vacation, lovebirds Michael and Jay find themselves stranded on the isolated Magic Island - along with a rapidly ...
|Feb. 22, 2005|
|5x18 The Remodel |
When Jay decides that the garage isn't fit as a home for their son, Jr, and his family, she hires contractors to remodel. However, Michael isn't happy with the outrageous price they ...
|Mar. 01, 2005|
|5x19 Michael Joins a Gym |
Michael realizes he can't fit into his favorite pair of vintage jeans, he runs into an old high school friend, the muscular Daryl, who doesn't look any older than when Michael last ...
|Mar. 08, 2005|
|5x20 Celibacy |
When Jay tells Michael that their love life will be even better if they are celibate for six months, Michael is willing to abide by her wishes, although reluctantly. Meanwhile, Franklin ...
|Mar. 15, 2005|
|5x21 Jr.'s Cartoon |
When Jr. wins a national competition for his cartoon entitled "My Wife and Kid" -- based on himself, Vanessa, the baby and the rest of the Kyle family -- it catches the attention of ...
|Mar. 29, 2005|
|5x22 Michael's Sandwich |
Under a time deadline to catch his flight, Michael tries to prepare his signature, masterpiece sandwich to take with him on the plane. But various family distractions delay his getting ...
|Apr. 12, 2005|
|5x23 Graduation Day |
Jay's big day on graduating at her college is just under the way but actually it's being distracted she believes that every little bad thing that is happening is because of Michael ...
|Apr. 26, 2005|
|5x24 Michael Sells the Business |
With a lucrative bid from a large company offering to purchase Kyle Trucking, Michael convinces Jay that, if they sold their business, they'd be able to spend more quality time with ...
|May. 03, 2005|
|5x25 R.V. Dreams |
Michael wants to visit the Grand Canyon in the new RV that he has bought. A family trip in the RV features getting lost and the fact Michale failed to read the instructions to the ...
|May. 10, 2005|
|5x26 The 'V' Story |
Jay and Michael decided that since they are finally finish raising the kids and that they are all grown up, the two can have some quality time with each other. Jay just has one demand ...
|May. 17, 2005|
|TV Special: My Wife and Kids: Access All Areas |
A special look behind the scenes of the series as they get ready for the fourth season.
|Jun. 12, 2004|
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Season 5 Characters
Season 5 Videos[none added]
Season 5 Quotes
|Season 5 / Episode 12: - They Call Me El Foosay|
Michael Kyle: Hey Tony, what does a ghost say?
Tony Jeffers: Boo.
Michael Kyle: Yashaka!
|Season 5 / Episode 26: - The 'V' Story|
Michael Kyle: Why don't you just get your tubes tied?
Janet 'Jay' Kyle: Because that is major surgery, this is just a little snip snip.
Michael Kyle: There is no such thing as a little snip snip, that's like a little chop chop or a little stab stab, or a little kick kick to the groin.
Season 5 Trivia
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