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|Season 2 / Episode 7: - The Attila the Hun Show|
Mr. Brando: Yes, we have quite a number of idiots banking here.
Interviewer: What kind of money is there in idioting?
Mr. Brando: Well now a days the really blithering idiot can make anything up to 10,000 pounds a year if he's the head of some big industrial combine. But of course the more old fashion idiot still refuses to take money. He takes bits of string, wood, dead budregards, sparrows, anything. But it does make the cashier's job very difficult.
|Season 2 / Episode 6: - It's A Living|
Interviewer: Good evening. I have with me in the studio tonight one of the country's leading skin specialists, Raymond Luxury Yacht.
Raymond Luxury Yacht: That's not my name!
Interviewer: [tries literal pronunciation] I'm sorry; Raymond Luxury Yatscht.
Raymond Luxury Yacht: No no no, it's spelled, "Raymond Luxury Yacht," but it's pronounced, "Throat Warbler Mangrove".
Interviewer: You are a very silly man, and I'm not going to interview you.
Raymond Luxury Yacht: Ah, ha! Anti-Semitism!
Interviewer: Not at all. It's not even a proper nose.
Interviewer: It's polystyrine.
Raymond Luxury Yacht: Give me my nose back!
Interviewer: You can collect it at reception. Now go away.
Raymond Luxury Yacht: I want to be on television!
Interviewer: Well you can't.
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