Dethklok is the biggest, baddest, and most famous heavy metal band in the world. The quintet, consisting of Nathan Explosion (vocals), William Murderface (bass), and Pickles the Drummer, along with guitarists Toki Wartooth and Skwisgaar Skwigelf, have to deal with their fame, and being monitored by a government organization out to destroy them.
Skwisgaar Skwigelf Quotes
|Season 3 / Episode 9: - Dethzazz|
Nathan Explosion: Toki! Why did you spend our vacation money?
Toki Wartooth: Guys looks, don't worries. All we gots to do is sells a bunch of tickets, make sure Dr. Rockso performs, and thens we makes some money backs, and thens we goes on vacations, easy!
Nathan Explosion: You think this is the first time that group of fucking clowns has tried to reunite?
Skwisgaar Skwigelf: What's you means?
Nathan Explosion: There was that one time they almost reunited, but Rockso drank a whole bunch of acid right before he went onstage and just spent the whole night spraying some lady with huge tits in the front row with a big spraying thing, and they didn't even play one song. CANCELLED! Then there was that one time they were supposed to reunite, but Rockso, the night before, smuggled like twenty condoms worth of cocaine into his intestines. Then he ate some super-spicy Mexican food and the condoms melted and O.D.'d and he couldn't perform. CANCELLED! Then there was that one time they were about to reunite and like Rockso borrowed $20 million from the Ecuadorian drug cartel and they were like, "Give us our money back," and he's like, "No, we're not gonna give you your money back," and they're like, "Well, we're gonna shoot," and he's like, "Well, fine, shoot me" and they shot him. And now he pees out of the side of his dick. And uh... they cancelled the show. So, that's what I heard.
|Season 3 / Episode 4: - Dethmas|
Toki Wartooth: What you means we can'ts do Secret Santas!
Nathan Explosion: Toki, how many times do we have to go over this?
Skwisgaar Skwigelf: We don'ts thinks it's metals to be's nice to each others!
Toki Wartooth: But I fucking do!
Pickles: Toki, why don't you just fucking drop it? You're just driving us fucking crazy.
Toki Wartooth: I's listenings to yous no more! I'ms goings shoppings! Yes, shoppings! To buys each and every ones of yous a gift! And I wants to see the looks on all your fat fucking faces when I gives you great presents! Ha ha! Fucks you! [Storms out and slams the door]
Nathan Explosion: ...I don't believe I've ever been spoken to like that before.
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