Apr. 05, 1987
30 min.
FOX TV Network

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Married ... with Children - 05x25 Buck the Stud

5x25 Buck the Stud

4/5 (2 votes)
First Aired: May. 19, 1991 on FOX
Summary: A man comes over to the Bundys, takes a look at Buck, and asks Al if he wants him to breed with his dog, and is offering big money for it.

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Main Characters in this Episode

Guest Stars

Marcy D'Arcy played by Amanda Bearse
Mr. Lovejoy played by Armin Shimerman
Bubbles played by Debbe Dunning
Margie played by Jennifer Blanc-Biehn
Bridgett played by Trea Shields
Jefferson D'Arcy played by Ted McGinley

Episode Quotes

Marcy: [imitating Al's caveman ancestors] Me no understand wheel thing. Wanna buy some shoes?
Peggy Bundy: [off-screen] Come on, Al. Is that the best you can do?
Al Bundy: Peg, I can't concentrate if you're going to keep shouting instructions!
Peggy Bundy: Not like that you moron! Who taught you to do this anyway?
Al Bundy: All right, that's it! I quit! Haven't we done enough for one day?
Peggy Bundy: Oh, all right. At least you did something.
Peggy Bundy: Al, this isn't a check for $10,000. This is a bill for $10,000.
Al Bundy: If you look a little closer, you'll see it's a bill for $100,000. You see, Buck was ready all right. A little bit more ready than our Lady of Astoria. Or should I say, the late Lady of Astoria.
Peggy Bundy: To death, Al?
Al Bundy: And beyond, Peg. But don't worry, the hundred-thou is payable over a three day period. So, I figure a couple of busy days at the shoe store, maybe a lemonade stand manned by my two daughters here, we'll be able to save up enough money to buy a chocolate bar and maybe some nylons for my new cellmate Bruno.
Kelly Bundy: Daddy, if it'll help any, you can have my share of the $10,000.
Al Bundy: I'll miss you most of all, scarecrow.
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