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Type
Scripted
Premiered
Apr. 05, 1987
Status
Canceled/Ended
Runtime
30 min.
Country
USA
Network
FOX TV Network
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Peggy Bundy Married ... with Children

Peggy Bundy

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An extremely gifted and versatile performer adept at both comedy and drama, actress/singer Katey Sagal ...

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Peggy Bundy Quotes

09x19 - Ship Happens (2) Season 9 / Episode 19: - Ship Happens (2)

Peggy Bundy: We should've left them at home.
Al Bundy: You should've left us at the altar.
09x19 - Ship Happens (2) Season 9 / Episode 19: - Ship Happens (2)

Peggy Bundy: Would Ed McMahon lie?
Al Bundy: I don't know. Would he drink? Would he laugh at a joke that's not funny? Would he pout the taste of dog food if he thought he could make a stinking buck?
09x19 - Ship Happens (2) Season 9 / Episode 19: - Ship Happens (2)

Peggy Bundy: Al, you don't mind spending the time here with me.
Al Bundy: [sarcastic] No. I'd rather be here comforting you than up there in a Russ Meyer movie.
09x19 - Ship Happens (2) Season 9 / Episode 19: - Ship Happens (2)

Peggy Bundy: Al, why can't we go on a cruise together? It'll be really romantic.
Al: Peg, I don't want to go on any cruise. You know me. All that rocking up and down, side to side, backwards and forwards... I'll be throwing up all night. And then, there's the motion of the boat.
09x15 - Kelly Takes a Shot Season 9 / Episode 15: - Kelly Takes a Shot

Al Bundy: Marcy, despite your annoying flapping of both lip and wing, I'm glad you're here. I'm having a problem with birds. Perhaps you can speak to them in their native tongue. They're keeping me up.
Peggy Bundy: Ooh, what's their secret?
Al Bundy: They look the same as they did in high school.
09x14 - The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked Season 9 / Episode 14: - The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked

Peggy Bundy: Gee, Al. I have to admit, this isn't anything like I though it would be.
Al Bundy: I know, Peg. Usually it's a lot more civilized in here, but when the talk turns to healthcare, dammit, I become an animal!
09x11 - A Man for No Seasons Season 9 / Episode 11: - A Man for No Seasons

Al: You know what the best part of all this is?
Peggy Bundy: You're uniform has a trap door?
Al: If only the couch had one.
09x11 - A Man for No Seasons Season 9 / Episode 11: - A Man for No Seasons

Joe Morgan: We're here with the leader of the Wrigley Field break-in boys, Al Birdy.
Al: Actually it's Bundy. Al Bundy.
Joe Morgan: Never mine, Birdy. Let me ask you, why?
Peggy Bundy: I've asked him that same question myself over the years and he said he's either too tired or...
Al: [interrupting] Pay no attention to the big, red, eating machine, Joe. Why did we break into Wrigley Field to play baseball? For the love of the game. Just like every American husband, 52 weeks of the year, who watch baseball.


Al: [voice] Since that right has been violated, and the owners and players have not been able to resolve their differences, we decided to play the game ourselves.
Joe Morgan: [stepping into the frame of the image] Unfortunately, our audience might have missed that since the camera is suddenly shooting Baywatch!
Mike Piazza: I'm sorry, I was, uh... just testing my auto focus thingy.
09x11 - A Man for No Seasons Season 9 / Episode 11: - A Man for No Seasons

Peggy Bundy: Your team is sponsered by a nudie bar?
Al: Yes, not just our team, Peg, the Chicago Cleavage. But every Working-Man's team in the league; the Boston Bazooms, the New Jersey Nay-Nay's, the Buffalo Bodacious Ta-Ta's, and the San Francisco Guys. [beat] Don't ask.
08x24 - Assault and Batteries Season 8 / Episode 24: - Assault and Batteries

Peggy Bundy: Okay Al, I got your batteries.
Al Bundy: Peg, these are A's, I needed D's.
Peggy Bundy: A's, D's, what's the difference?
Al Bundy: They're too small.
Peggy Bundy: Then use a lot of them.
Al Bundy: Better yet, I'll exchange them... for bullets!
08x24 - Assault and Batteries Season 8 / Episode 24: - Assault and Batteries

Peggy Bundy: Oh, look Al, they're doing a "Full House" in 3-D.
Al Bundy: Is the third dimension the funny one?
08x24 - Assault and Batteries Season 8 / Episode 24: - Assault and Batteries

Al Bundy: Peg, do we really need Christmas icicles? It's May.
Peggy Bundy: Well, you'll thank me in December.
Al Bundy: Only if you leave me in November.
08x23 - The Legend of Ironhead Haynes Season 8 / Episode 23: - The Legend of Ironhead Haynes

Al: I hate those little complaint boxes outside in the mall. A fat woman comes into the shoe store today, and she's so huge that she's protected by Greenpeace, and asked for a size four shoe. I asked her if she wants to eat them there or take them home. And she has the nerve to complain about my performance.
Peggy Bundy: Honey, I complain about your performance all the time, and you don't care. Sometimes you don't even wake up.
08x21 - Nooner or Nothing Season 8 / Episode 21: - Nooner or Nothing

Bud Bundy: Where are you going?
Peggy Bundy: We're going to the Burned Beyond Recognition concert. We received two free tickets as a consolation prize from the Rick Dees show.
Kelly Bundy: Wait, Daddy's the reason that we don't have those tickets. We should have them.
Al: Are you kidding me? You don't know what I had to go through to get those tickets. You don't know where I've been. And believe me, it wasn't Tahiti.
Bud Bundy: But Dad, you don't even like B.B.R.
Al: Well, I don't like S-E-X with M-O-M, but it's my J-O-B.
08x21 - Nooner or Nothing Season 8 / Episode 21: - Nooner or Nothing

Peggy Bundy: Do you know my boobs?
Al: Yeah, they're standing in line for concert tickets.
08x21 - Nooner or Nothing Season 8 / Episode 21: - Nooner or Nothing

Peggy Bundy: Come on, Al, I really wanna hear "Wind Beneath My Wings."
Al: Then jump off the roof, Peg.
08x19 - Field of Screams Season 8 / Episode 19: - Field of Screams

Kelly Bundy: Where's Daddy?
Peggy Bundy: Oh, he's been down at city hall at the city council meeting all afternoon. He's really steamed about them paving over his old football field.
Kelly Bundy: I hope he doesn't make a testicle out of himself.
Peggy Bundy: You mean spectacle, honey.
Kelly Bundy: No. I really mean testicle.
Peggy Bundy: Well, let's see what's on the news.


TV Announcer: And on the lighter more pitiful side of the news, self-proclaimed football legend Al Bundy is leading a protest against the Trans-Mexican auto plant by handcuffing himself to a goal post on his old high school playing field. He has vowed to stay chained at this post until the project is moved to another location, or quote: prove to me that Marcy 'the Chicken' D'Arcy has lips.
Peggy Bundy: What a testicle!
08x09 - NO MA'AM Season 8 / Episode 9: - NO MA'AM

Al: Tonight's brodcast of the Masculine Feminist has been commandeered by the secret society called NO MA'AM. The National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood.


Al: I would reveal my true identity, but for political reasons, I can not. But do not take me lightly, I once played football in high school.
Kelly Bundy: That guy played football in high school.
Bud Bundy: That is dad, bonehead.


Bud Bundy: And that's Mr.D'Arcy and Mr.Bob Rooney.
Peggy Bundy: Oh boy. If Marcy finds out about this, she'll be down there in a second. Gee, I wonder if she's watching.


Peggy Bundy: Well I guess so.
08x08 - Scared Single Season 8 / Episode 8: - Scared Single

Al: Hi, Peg. [to the TV set] Hi, Oprah. [to Peggy] Peg, I made a mistake. Before I left for work today, I used to think that all women were totally useless. Now I realize that it's just you. I used to think that all men were loses, destined to marry the worst possible mate. Now I realize that it's just me.
Peggy Bundy: Huh? Oh, sorry Al. I didn't here you come in. I was watching Oprah.
Al: That's okay, Peg. I was talking to Oprah. Anyway, I'm trying to say that I was wrong about other women as well as my co-worker, Aaron, wanting to get married. If he wants to get married, I will support him in that aspect. With his supportive wife, I'll live my life through him. I'll live his sports life through him. I'll live his daily routine through him. I'll even live his sex life through him.
Peggy Bundy: Huh? Oh, sorry Al. I didn't here you come in. I was watching Oprah.
08x08 - Scared Single Season 8 / Episode 8: - Scared Single

Al Bundy: Peg. Bud. Man, do I have good news!
Peggy Bundy: Al, aren't you forgetting someone?


Al Bundy: Aw, Peg! She's nuts!
Peggy Bundy: Nuts or not, she is still our daughter.
Al Bundy: Oh, all right, Peg! [to Kelly] Hi, Pumpkin. [Kelly doesn't answer] Isn't that cute? I used to call her Pumpkin, now she is one.
08x07 - Take My Wife, Please Season 8 / Episode 7: - Take My Wife, Please

Bud Bundy: Hey Mom, you've got to see this. They hog-tied the Cowboy. They handcuffed the Policeman. And they glue-gunned the Construction Worker to the Indian!
Peggy Bundy: Well, what about the other two?


Sailor, Village Person: They're T.P.ing us!
Leatherman, Village Person: They don't normally do this until we sing 'Feeling'.
08x07 - Take My Wife, Please Season 8 / Episode 7: - Take My Wife, Please

Marcy D'Arcy: I'm giving next door a charity benefit for this group of women who have murdered their own husbands just to watch them die. And I've invited over a famous group over, the Village People. They were huge. They sold millions. They just called collect to say they're delayed and may not make it. So, as a favor for me, I'd like all of you to come over to the party...
Bud Bundy: [to Kelly] I thought she was going to ask us to dress up as the Village People and entertain.
Marcy D'Arcy: And dress up as the Village People and entertain.
Kelly Bundy: That's insane.
Peggy Bundy: We couldn't possibly pull that off.
Bud Bundy: Yeah, now what kind of idiot would set himself up for a suicide mission like that?


Jefferson D'Arcy: I don't know about this, Marcy. Are you sure the Leatherman wears pants this tight? The cow these came from couldn't walk in this leather.
Marcy D'Arcy: Jefferson, there are women at our house who have killed their own husbands just for saying "where's my bacon?" Now, do you want to be the one to tell them that there's no Village People?
Jefferson D'Arcy: [terrified] No.
Marcy D'Arcy: Now, go oil your pecs and get macho.
Jefferson D'Arcy: I'll oil my pecs, but no way I'm getting macho. I've got my dignity.
08x05 - Banking on Marcy Season 8 / Episode 5: - Banking on Marcy

Al Bundy: Yo! Rap Channel, you take requests? I'd like you to play the following videos: 'Rump Shaker', 'Gangster Booty', and 'Put Some More Ass on that Lass'. My age? Uh... I'm 15. Oh. Under 18 you need parental approval? No problem. My old lady's right here. She'll aprove.


Al Bundy: Peg, the Rap Channel woun't play my favorite videos unless I get parental approval. Pretend you're my mother. Just tell them it's okay.
Peggy Bundy: [into the phone] It's okay. He's over 40.


Al Bundy: Peg, I was having fun! Why'd you have to ruin it by telling them my real age?
Peggy Bundy: Oh, please! They already knew your real age. I was telling them your I.Q.
08x05 - Banking on Marcy Season 8 / Episode 5: - Banking on Marcy

Peggy Bundy: Jefferson, have you ever seen Marcy do this before?
Jefferson D'Arcy: Not in public. Unless you count the skyway tram at Disneyland.
Peggy Bundy: You mean she's about to have an o...
Jefferson D'Arcy: [interupting] Big time! It must be that hypno-therapautic transfer thing that Dr. Angela told her about. I just hope that she's near the end of her speach.


Jefferson D'Arcy: I guess not.
08x05 - Banking on Marcy Season 8 / Episode 5: - Banking on Marcy

Al Bundy: It doesn't work anymore, Peg.
Peggy Bundy: What doesn't work anymore?
Al Bundy: It.
Peggy Bundy: How can you tell?
Al Bundy: I've been reading Playboy, Penthouse, Juggs, Hustler, Big 'Uns, Little 'Uns, Round 'Uns, I Between 'Uns. Nothing. Then I remembered something. It hasn't worked since I saw Marcy do that horrible thing at the bank. She killed it. You made it sick, but Marcy killed it.
Peggy Bundy: Well, I suppose we could just say a little prayer and go on with our lives.
Al Bundy: That's good for me, but what will you do?
Peggy Bundy: Oh, don't worry about me. I'll just keep going... and going... and going... and going...
08x01 - A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peg Make a Basket? Season 8 / Episode 1: - A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peg Make a Basket?

Al Bundy: Peg, shave your head and give me your hair. I'm taking the shot.
Peggy Bundy: Now Al, I'm sure if I can practice I can be just as good as that Smoking Joe Lewis or any other of those quarterbacks.
Al Bundy: [looking skyward] Another slow day, eh, God?
08x01 - A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peg Make a Basket? Season 8 / Episode 1: - A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peg Make a Basket?

Peggy Bundy: I'm really nervous.
Clyde Drexler: Don't be. Just remember that line from that TV commercial.
Peggy Bundy: "Just do it"?
Clyde Drexler: No, I was thinking, "let go my eggo".
08x01 - A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peg Make a Basket? Season 8 / Episode 1: - A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peg Make a Basket?

Al Bundy: [heckling at a basketball game] Hey Riley, nice hair. What, you using 30-weights now? Hey Barkley! You're playing like a virgin!
Peggy Bundy: Al, you're being obnoxious!
Al Bundy: You're supposed to heckle at a game. The players love it. It shows them that you appreciate the sport.
Peggy Bundy: [heckling] Hey, baldy! Are you a real player, or did Sinead O'Conner get a tan?


Al Bundy: [quietly to Peggy] No, that's the wrong guy to heckle, Peg. That's Xavier McDaniel. They call him the X-Man. He's coming this way, Peg. You don't know me!


Xavier McDaniel: Excuse me, but I couldn't help but overhear your little witticism.
Peggy Bundy: [points to Al] He made me say it!
Xavier McDaniel: My mistake.


Peggy Bundy: Uh, you know Mr. X, I just might leave him alone. He played high school football.
Xavier McDaniel: [to Al] Didn't hear it from me. But you'll be leaving this game on a strechter!
Al Bundy: Hey, couldn't we start things off as friends? Could you help be get Shaquill O'Neal's autograph?
08x01 - A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peg Make a Basket? Season 8 / Episode 1: - A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peg Make a Basket?

Peggy Bundy: Your dad will be home shortly looking for dinner. I hope he finds it. I'll be over at Marcy's.
Bud Bundy: But Mom, you'll miss Dad's latest episode of "a fat woman came into the shoe store today".
Peggy Bundy: Actually, I know how it all ends. He doesn't get the sale, or a life.
08x01 - A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peg Make a Basket? Season 8 / Episode 1: - A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peg Make a Basket?

Al Bundy: Guess what happened in the shoe store today.
Peggy Bundy: Did a fat woman come in?
Al Bundy: Enormous.
Peggy Bundy: [sarcastic] Wow! That was a spine tingler. Much better then yesterday's "a fat woman walked passed the shoe store."
Al Bundy: Oh, I'm sorry Peg. I forgot my manners. How'd you do at work today?

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