Type
Scripted
Premiered
Apr. 05, 1987
Status
Canceled/Ended
Runtime
30 min.
Country
USA
Network
FOX TV Network
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Peggy Bundy Married ... with Children

Peggy Bundy

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An extremely gifted and versatile performer adept at both comedy and drama, actress/singer Katey Sagal ...

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Peggy Bundy Quotes

10x05 - How Bleen was My Kelly Season 10 / Episode 5: - How Bleen was My Kelly

Al Bundy: You know, Peg, this new dog we have is really chewing a hole in our budget. Look that what you sent me to the market to buy: Kibbles & Dog Biscuits, Liver Snaps.
Peggy Bundy: Actually those are for Mom.
Al Bundy: Well, why didn't you say so?

10x03 - Requiem for a Dead Briard Season 10 / Episode 3: - Requiem for a Dead Briard

Peggy Bundy: And to think I could have had any man on the football team...
Al Bundy: Peg, you had them all!
09x26 - The Undergraduate Season 9 / Episode 26: - The Undergraduate

Peggy Bundy: [taking Bud and April's picture] Say toes.
April Adams, Bud Bundy: Toes.
April Adams: Why toes?
Peggy Bundy: Well, in Wanker County, that's where cheese comes from.
09x22 - User Friendly Season 9 / Episode 22: - User Friendly

Elmo: Sorry for the bumpy ride, folks. It's hard to steer when your comming off drugs. Hey, look out!


Elmo: Damn jogger!
Peggy Bundy: Don't you think you should turn on your headlights?
Elmo: No, but feel free to turn on yours!
Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy: [to Peggy] We should report him. What's his name? [reads from the ID on the dashboard] Dan Rostenkowski?
09x20 - Something Larry This Way Comes Season 9 / Episode 20: - Something Larry This Way Comes

Peggy Bundy: [holds up a flare gun] Hey, look what I found!
Al Bundy: Peg, be careful! That's a flare gun. We only use that to fire off a red flare when the rescuers come looking for us.
Peggy Bundy: Oh... but I don't want them or anyone else to see me with my hair this way.


Al Bundy: Oh, this is just great! Now I know why Jacques Cousteau only has men on the Calypso.
Gilbert Gottfried: That's not "why".
09x20 - Something Larry This Way Comes Season 9 / Episode 20: - Something Larry This Way Comes

Peggy Bundy: Al, wack a fish and get me dinner.
Al Bundy: Oh, all right, Peg. It's always the same thing! "Al, get me dinner. Al, I'm hungry. Al, I'm horny." Why can't it just be: "Al, wake up, it's Cindy Crawford here. I'm hungry and horny!"


Peggy Bundy: What are you wating for?
Al Bundy: A red one. There!


Al Bundy: There, I got her! Hey... where'd that fish go?
Marcy D'Arcy: Where all dead fish go.
Gilbert Gottfried: To the Red Lobster?
09x19 - Ship Happens (2) Season 9 / Episode 19: - Ship Happens (2)

Peggy Bundy: We should've left them at home.
Al Bundy: You should've left us at the altar.
09x19 - Ship Happens (2) Season 9 / Episode 19: - Ship Happens (2)

Peggy Bundy: Would Ed McMahon lie?
Al Bundy: I don't know. Would he drink? Would he laugh at a joke that's not funny? Would he pout the taste of dog food if he thought he could make a stinking buck?
09x19 - Ship Happens (2) Season 9 / Episode 19: - Ship Happens (2)

Peggy Bundy: Al, you don't mind spending the time here with me.
Al Bundy: [sarcastic] No. I'd rather be here comforting you than up there in a Russ Meyer movie.
09x19 - Ship Happens (2) Season 9 / Episode 19: - Ship Happens (2)

Peggy Bundy: Al, why can't we go on a cruise together? It'll be really romantic.
Al: Peg, I don't want to go on any cruise. You know me. All that rocking up and down, side to side, backwards and forwards... I'll be throwing up all night. And then, there's the motion of the boat.
09x15 - Kelly Takes a Shot Season 9 / Episode 15: - Kelly Takes a Shot

Al Bundy: Marcy, despite your annoying flapping of both lip and wing, I'm glad you're here. I'm having a problem with birds. Perhaps you can speak to them in their native tongue. They're keeping me up.
Peggy Bundy: Ooh, what's their secret?
Al Bundy: They look the same as they did in high school.
09x14 - The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked Season 9 / Episode 14: - The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked

Peggy Bundy: Gee, Al. I have to admit, this isn't anything like I though it would be.
Al Bundy: I know, Peg. Usually it's a lot more civilized in here, but when the talk turns to healthcare, dammit, I become an animal!
09x11 - A Man for No Seasons Season 9 / Episode 11: - A Man for No Seasons

Al: You know what the best part of all this is?
Peggy Bundy: You're uniform has a trap door?
Al: If only the couch had one.
09x11 - A Man for No Seasons Season 9 / Episode 11: - A Man for No Seasons

Joe Morgan: We're here with the leader of the Wrigley Field break-in boys, Al Birdy.
Al: Actually it's Bundy. Al Bundy.
Joe Morgan: Never mine, Birdy. Let me ask you, why?
Peggy Bundy: I've asked him that same question myself over the years and he said he's either too tired or...
Al: [interrupting] Pay no attention to the big, red, eating machine, Joe. Why did we break into Wrigley Field to play baseball? For the love of the game. Just like every American husband, 52 weeks of the year, who watch baseball.


Al: [voice] Since that right has been violated, and the owners and players have not been able to resolve their differences, we decided to play the game ourselves.
Joe Morgan: [stepping into the frame of the image] Unfortunately, our audience might have missed that since the camera is suddenly shooting Baywatch!
Mike Piazza: I'm sorry, I was, uh... just testing my auto focus thingy.
09x11 - A Man for No Seasons Season 9 / Episode 11: - A Man for No Seasons

Peggy Bundy: Your team is sponsered by a nudie bar?
Al: Yes, not just our team, Peg, the Chicago Cleavage. But every Working-Man's team in the league; the Boston Bazooms, the New Jersey Nay-Nay's, the Buffalo Bodacious Ta-Ta's, and the San Francisco Guys. [beat] Don't ask.
08x25 - Al Goes Deep Season 8 / Episode 25: - Al Goes Deep

Al Bundy: Peg, have you seen Kelly or Chad?
Peggy Bundy: Yeah, they went to the zoo. Chad needed help on his schoolwork so since Bud was unavailable, Kelly took him there after his classes to study animals.
Al Bundy: But I heard he missed football practice today.
Peggy Bundy: So?
Al Bundy: So? Don't you get it? I knew this would happen. Kelly is making it hard for Chad to concentrate on his training for winning the game.
Peggy Bundy: Oh, give them a break. They're just two young people in love. They kind of resemble us when we were that age.
Al Bundy: That's exactly why I have to put a stop to it!
08x24 - Assault and Batteries Season 8 / Episode 24: - Assault and Batteries

Peggy Bundy: Okay Al, I got your batteries.
Al Bundy: Peg, these are A's, I needed D's.
Peggy Bundy: A's, D's, what's the difference?
Al Bundy: They're too small.
Peggy Bundy: Then use a lot of them.
Al Bundy: Better yet, I'll exchange them... for bullets!
08x24 - Assault and Batteries Season 8 / Episode 24: - Assault and Batteries

Peggy Bundy: Oh, look Al, they're doing a "Full House" in 3-D.
Al Bundy: Is the third dimension the funny one?
08x24 - Assault and Batteries Season 8 / Episode 24: - Assault and Batteries

Al Bundy: Peg, do we really need Christmas icicles? It's May.
Peggy Bundy: Well, you'll thank me in December.
Al Bundy: Only if you leave me in November.
08x23 - The Legend of Ironhead Haynes Season 8 / Episode 23: - The Legend of Ironhead Haynes

Al: I hate those little complaint boxes outside in the mall. A fat woman comes into the shoe store today, and she's so huge that she's protected by Greenpeace, and asked for a size four shoe. I asked her if she wants to eat them there or take them home. And she has the nerve to complain about my performance.
Peggy Bundy: Honey, I complain about your performance all the time, and you don't care. Sometimes you don't even wake up.
08x21 - Nooner or Nothing Season 8 / Episode 21: - Nooner or Nothing

Bud Bundy: Where are you going?
Peggy Bundy: We're going to the Burned Beyond Recognition concert. We received two free tickets as a consolation prize from the Rick Dees show.
Kelly Bundy: Wait, Daddy's the reason that we don't have those tickets. We should have them.
Al: Are you kidding me? You don't know what I had to go through to get those tickets. You don't know where I've been. And believe me, it wasn't Tahiti.
Bud Bundy: But Dad, you don't even like B.B.R.
Al: Well, I don't like S-E-X with M-O-M, but it's my J-O-B.
08x21 - Nooner or Nothing Season 8 / Episode 21: - Nooner or Nothing

Peggy Bundy: Do you know my boobs?
Al: Yeah, they're standing in line for concert tickets.
08x21 - Nooner or Nothing Season 8 / Episode 21: - Nooner or Nothing

Peggy Bundy: Come on, Al, I really wanna hear "Wind Beneath My Wings."
Al: Then jump off the roof, Peg.
08x19 - Field of Screams Season 8 / Episode 19: - Field of Screams

Kelly Bundy: Where's Daddy?
Peggy Bundy: Oh, he's been down at city hall at the city council meeting all afternoon. He's really steamed about them paving over his old football field.
Kelly Bundy: I hope he doesn't make a testicle out of himself.
Peggy Bundy: You mean spectacle, honey.
Kelly Bundy: No. I really mean testicle.
Peggy Bundy: Well, let's see what's on the news.


TV Announcer: And on the lighter more pitiful side of the news, self-proclaimed football legend Al Bundy is leading a protest against the Trans-Mexican auto plant by handcuffing himself to a goal post on his old high school playing field. He has vowed to stay chained at this post until the project is moved to another location, or quote: prove to me that Marcy 'the Chicken' D'Arcy has lips.
Peggy Bundy: What a testicle!
08x19 - Field of Screams Season 8 / Episode 19: - Field of Screams

Bud Bundy: [dismayed] Come on, Ma, tell the truth. [looking down at his man-boobs] Do you think these will turn girls off?
Peggy Bundy: Oh, come on, honey. Don't let a little thing like a couple of boobs get you down. It's not like you're permanent. I mean, it's been a whole week and look how much better Buck is getting.
Buck the Dog: [Buck is now a turkey] I sure hope this crap wears off before Thanksgiving.
Bud Bundy: Maybe you're right, Ma. I'll just hide for a while. It's not like I had any plans this week. [goes to answer doorbell]
Sascha: [in doorway, luscious blonde, with breathy voice] Hi, Bud. [Bud is hiding behind door, mortified] It's me, Sascha, the girl you've wanted every day and night of your life since the first grade. Well, I'm about to enter a convent, and I wanted to be with a real man for my first, last, and only time. Take me, Bud! Take me now!
Bud Bundy: [reaches out from behind door - her luscious body is so near, yet so far - gives up] You caught me at a bad time. Goodbye.
Sascha: [gasps a startled little stifled cry of defeat] Oh!
Peggy Bundy: [to retreating Bud] Where are you going?
Bud Bundy: [plodding up the stairs to his room] To cop a feel and kill myself.
Kelly Bundy: [entering] Hi, Mom. Does Bud still have boobs? [Peggy nods] Ah, well, then I'll be sleeping at Cindy's.
08x19 - Field of Screams Season 8 / Episode 19: - Field of Screams

Kelly Bundy: Where's Dad?
Peggy Bundy: Oh, he's down at the City counsel meeting. You know, he's all steamed up about them paving over his football field.
Kelly Bundy: Ugh, I just hope he doesn't make a testicle out of himself.
Peggy Bundy: You mean 'spectacle', honey.
Kelly Bundy: No, I mean, 'testicle'. I'm used to the spectacle thing.
08x15 - Honey, I Blew Up Myself Season 8 / Episode 15: - Honey, I Blew Up Myself

Peggy Bundy: There's this new photography studio called 'Sex You Up' and they specialize in boudoir photos. You know, where they, like, lay you on a bed, and dress you up real sexy.
Bud: Oh, you mean like the picture on Kelly's driver's license?
Kelly: That may be, but I've never gotten a ticket, now, have I?
08x15 - Honey, I Blew Up Myself Season 8 / Episode 15: - Honey, I Blew Up Myself

Peggy Bundy: [preparing Al's excuse for a makeshift birthday cake] Now, do we have any candles?
Bud: Nope. Dad said no candles this year, because of last year's [giving Kelly a pointed look] little mishap.
Kelly: [with a shrug] Hey, I just thought that Roman candles meant that they were imported. You know, from Romany.
Bud: It's amazing. Dad's looks and Buck's brains.
Buck the dog: [quietly indignant, in spiteful tone] At least, I never tried to date one of my plastic toys.
08x09 - NO MA'AM Season 8 / Episode 9: - NO MA'AM

Al: Tonight's brodcast of the Masculine Feminist has been commandeered by the secret society called NO MA'AM. The National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood.


Al: I would reveal my true identity, but for political reasons, I can not. But do not take me lightly, I once played football in high school.
Kelly Bundy: That guy played football in high school.
Bud Bundy: That is dad, bonehead.


Bud Bundy: And that's Mr.D'Arcy and Mr.Bob Rooney.
Peggy Bundy: Oh boy. If Marcy finds out about this, she'll be down there in a second. Gee, I wonder if she's watching.


Peggy Bundy: Well I guess so.
08x08 - Scared Single Season 8 / Episode 8: - Scared Single

Al: Hi, Peg. [to the TV set] Hi, Oprah. [to Peggy] Peg, I made a mistake. Before I left for work today, I used to think that all women were totally useless. Now I realize that it's just you. I used to think that all men were loses, destined to marry the worst possible mate. Now I realize that it's just me.
Peggy Bundy: Huh? Oh, sorry Al. I didn't here you come in. I was watching Oprah.
Al: That's okay, Peg. I was talking to Oprah. Anyway, I'm trying to say that I was wrong about other women as well as my co-worker, Aaron, wanting to get married. If he wants to get married, I will support him in that aspect. With his supportive wife, I'll live my life through him. I'll live his sports life through him. I'll live his daily routine through him. I'll even live his sex life through him.
Peggy Bundy: Huh? Oh, sorry Al. I didn't here you come in. I was watching Oprah.

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