Type
Scripted
Premiered
Apr. 05, 1987
Status
Canceled/Ended
Runtime
30 min.
Country
USA
Network
FOX TV Network
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Peggy Bundy Married ... with Children

Peggy Bundy

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An extremely gifted and versatile performer adept at both comedy and drama, actress/singer Katey Sagal ...

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Peggy Bundy Quotes

11x23 - How to Marry a Moron (2) Season 11 / Episode 23: - How to Marry a Moron (2)

Peggy Bundy: Are you okay?
Kelly Bundy: I think so. I mean, I'm gonna miss Lonnie, but at least I have something that will always remind me of him.
Al Bundy: A $10,000 wedding debt?
Kelly Bundy: No Daddy, that's yours. I've got this.


Kelly Bundy: And of course, my loved ones to console me.
Bud Bundy: We're here for you, Kel.
Kelly Bundy: Not you.


Kelly Bundy: Them.
11x23 - How to Marry a Moron (2) Season 11 / Episode 23: - How to Marry a Moron (2)

Peggy Bundy: Now Kelly, honey, on this very special occasion, I want you to wear the dress that I wore on the happiest day of my life. Unfortunately, the football team kept it.
11x23 - How to Marry a Moron (2) Season 11 / Episode 23: - How to Marry a Moron (2)

Kelly Bundy: Hey Mom, you see that shade of blue that Dad's turning? Don't you think that would be a good color for the bridesmaid's dresses?
Peggy Bundy: Actually, I was thinking a little more purpley... there, that's it!
11x21 - Lez Be Friends Season 11 / Episode 21: - Lez Be Friends

Al Bundy: Hey Peg, look here. The fifth Beatle.
Mandy: [husky voice] I'm not Marcy. I'm Mandy, Marcy's cousin.
Peggy Bundy: Wow, you and Marcy really do look alike.
Mandy: You think so? I know I'm no supermodel, but I never really thought I looked like a chicken.
Al Bundy: [laughs] I like her. You're all right, Mandy.
11x20 - Damn Bundys Season 11 / Episode 20: - Damn Bundys

Jefferson D'Arcy: [after Al drops dead on the football field] What's he doing?
Peggy Bundy: Oh, my God. He's either dead or having sex.
11x20 - Damn Bundys Season 11 / Episode 20: - Damn Bundys

Peggy Bundy: Al Bundy, this is all your fault. I shouldn't be down here in Hell with you. I should be up in Heaven having sex with a young Elvis.
Al: Well, then it wouldn't be Heaven for him anymore, would it?
11x19 - Birthday Boy Toy Season 11 / Episode 19: - Birthday Boy Toy

Peggy Bundy: Al, don't make me stop shopping. You'll destroy my life!
Al: Good, then we'll be even!
11x17 - Live Nude Peg Season 11 / Episode 17: - Live Nude Peg

Marcy D'Arcy: Peggy, now you're not any better than those cheap strippers.
Peggy Bundy: Yes I am! I won that contest.
Marcy D'Arcy: No, I mean you have set the women's movement back 50 years.
Peggy Bundy: Who cares. Last night, this woman's movement was fantastic.
Marcy D'Arcy, Peggy Bundy: Peggy, last night, Al was not making love with you. In his head he was making love with some slut.
Peggy Bundy: That's what he always does. But you see, this time the slut was me and that makes me feel very good about myself.
11x17 - Live Nude Peg Season 11 / Episode 17: - Live Nude Peg

Peggy Bundy: You think Al's falling in love with her?
Marcy D'Arcy: Yep, better watch out or they might run away together.
Peggy Bundy: Over my dead body! Oh my God, that bitch Jasmine is ruining my marriage!
Marcy D'Arcy: Peggy, that bitch is you.
Peggy Bundy: Well I know that. I've created a monster, although she does make 300 bucks a night.
11x16 - Breaking up is Easy to Do (3) Season 11 / Episode 16: - Breaking up is Easy to Do (3)

Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy: This may come as a shock to you, but I never really cared much about your ex-husband.
Peggy Bundy: We're not divorced.
Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy: Think positive, Peggy!
11x11 - Bud on the Side Season 11 / Episode 11: - Bud on the Side

Peggy Bundy: Al, would you relax? You told Bud to find someone desperate.
Al: [referring to his boss, Gary] When I said aim low, I didn't think he'd excabate the Tar PITS!
11x11 - Bud on the Side Season 11 / Episode 11: - Bud on the Side

Peggy Bundy: Kelly, was I a bad mother?
Kelly Bundy: I don't know, whose mother are you?
11x09 - Crimes Against Obesity Season 11 / Episode 9: - Crimes Against Obesity

Shirley: [rips coupon] That's it!
Peggy Bundy: Hey, that's our dinner coupons. You fat cow.


Gwen: No. No. No. We don't like to be called FAT!
Peggy Bundy: Then stay HOME!
Al: [laughing] You go, girl! [high-fives Peggy]
11x06 - A Bundy Thanksgiving Season 11 / Episode 6: - A Bundy Thanksgiving

Marcy D'Arcy: Peggy, aren't you going to cook a turkey for your family this Thanksgiving?
Peggy Bundy: You expect me to cook on a holiday? Homemaking is a job, too, you know.
Al Bundy: Why don't you apply for it, Peg?
11x06 - A Bundy Thanksgiving Season 11 / Episode 6: - A Bundy Thanksgiving

Peggy Bundy: [after several failed attempts to trick Kelly into giving over Hank the turkey] Oh, this is ridiculous. Kelly, look, I know you love Hank, so I'm gonna say this as gently as possible. We're gonna cut that bird's head off, stuff his butt full of bread and eat him.
11x06 - A Bundy Thanksgiving Season 11 / Episode 6: - A Bundy Thanksgiving

Peggy Bundy: [as Kelly mourns the death of Hank the turkey] Honey, it was an accident.
Marcy D'Arcy: Right.
Jefferson D'Arcy: It wasn't your fault.
Boy: [the doorbell rings, Budd opens to the door to find a kid] Hi. Mr. McGinty told me you found my turkey. Where is he? [a look of doom spreads across Budd's face as he turns to the others]
Peggy Bundy, Marcy D'Arcy, Jefferson D'Arcy: [pointing accusingly at Kelly] She killed him!
11x06 - A Bundy Thanksgiving Season 11 / Episode 6: - A Bundy Thanksgiving

Peggy Bundy: [last scene, Al is hesitant about sharing his sweet potato pie from Aunt Maddie with his family] Al, I think Aunt Maddie would want you to share.
Al Bundy: Peg, the only thing I'm sharing is this Thanksgiving wish for all of you: get out. [suddenly, he hears a familiar voice]
Aunt Maddie: Al Bundy. [Al looks around to find the source] Down here, boy. [he looks down at the pie box with Aunt Maddie's portrait on it]
Al Bundy: [stunned] Aunt Maddie?
Aunt Maddie: [talks to him right through the box] Al Bundy, what did I always say?
Al Bundy: "If you want that cookie, you gotta pay for it?"
Aunt Maddie: No, the other thing.
Al Bundy: "My pies are always sweeter when you share 'em?"
Aunt Maddie: Right! Now you share that pie with your family and friends. Don't make me hit you upside the head! [Aunt Maddie repositions herself back to the same stance as before in the picture]
Peggy Bundy: [Peggy, Kelly, Marcy, Jefferson, Budd and Griff all look at him pleadingly] Come on, Al. It's Thanksgiving. Share with us!
Al Bundy: [selfishly] No. [turns to eat the pie and feels a slap behind the back of his head] OH!
Aunt Maddie: [outraged] Al Bundy!
Al Bundy: [with some hesitance he finally succumbs] Okay. [turns to the others] Anybody wanna share my pie? [everyone happily join Al standing around the pie]
Aunt Maddie: [proudly] Good boy.
Al Bundy: [thinking the last lines of the episode as he cuts the first piece of pie] Happy Thanksgiving, Aunt Maddie.
11x04 - Requiem for a Chevyweight (1) Season 11 / Episode 4: - Requiem for a Chevyweight (1)

Peggy Bundy: Wow, Al. You were great! You're better and last longer then the whole football team combined. Uh... not that I speak from experience. But you scored four touchdowns today. Four in one game. That's never been done before! You single handingly won Polk High's Championship Football game.
Al: Oh, Peg, it's no big deal. I mean, it's not like it's going to be the highlight of my life or anything.
11x04 - Requiem for a Chevyweight (1) Season 11 / Episode 4: - Requiem for a Chevyweight (1)

Young Kelly: Eww! Mommy, Daddy, Bud's touching himself!
Peggy Bundy: She's right, Al.
Al: Let him be, Kelly. That's just a phase he's going through. He'll grow out of it.
11x04 - Requiem for a Chevyweight (1) Season 11 / Episode 4: - Requiem for a Chevyweight (1)

Peggy Bundy: [in 1974 flashback] Al, you shouldn't ignore Kelly. I was watching Phil Donahue yesterday and he said that if a father ignores his daughter, she could develop an abnormal craving for male attention.
Al: Phil Donahue is full of crap! He doesn't know what things a family thinks or goes through. Just like your idea about "home shopping" where a woman can order anything over the telephone without leaving the house. It'll never work...
Peggy Bundy: Al, look out!


Al: Damn Japanese cars! They'll never catch on.
11x03 - Kelly's Gotta Habit Season 11 / Episode 3: - Kelly's Gotta Habit

Peggy Bundy: Don't tell me you're pregnant. I mean, what would the neighbors think? Me, a grandma at thirty-five.
Kelly Bundy: Mars to mom, I am not pregnant.
Peggy Bundy: Well, honey, then what is it? Bulimia? Anorexia? You found out about Santa Claus?
Kelly Bundy: What about Santa?
Peggy Bundy: [speechless]
Kelly Bundy: It's about not having sex.
Peggy Bundy: Oh my God, you got married!
10x19 - Spring Break (1) Season 10 / Episode 19: - Spring Break (1)

Al Bundy: [into the phone] Hello? Oh, Hello Peg.
Peggy Bundy: [into the photo from a taxi] Al, is it cold there?
Al Bundy: It's as cold as your feet on my back, Peg. Where are you?
Peggy Bundy: Oh, I'm in New Orleans at Marti gras. It's really warm here, and there are a lot of kids here for Spring Break. Dad's trail has led me to here.
Al Bundy: Is your dad there, Peg?
Peggy Bundy: How would I know? There's 10,000 people here and they're all wearing masks.
Al Bundy: So the only one who should be really isn't? Goodbye, Peg. [hangs up]
10x18 - The Agony and the Extra C Season 10 / Episode 18: - The Agony and the Extra C

Peggy Bundy: [speaking from inside a Parisian taxi cab] Al? Is that you? I'm in Paris. Everyone here is so rude and smelly, I'm just thinking about you all the time.


Peggy Bundy: Oh, Al, I know you think about me too. I wish I could see your face right now.


Peggy Bundy: [as Lucky barks into the phone] Oh, stop barking at me. I know you're upset about the cost of me taking the Concord over here, but I'm hot on Dad's trail. He was spotted last night at a Jerry Lewis film festival. [Al slams down the receiver]
Al Bundy: [to Lucky] Bad dog!
10x15 - The Hood, The Bud and the Kelly (1) Season 10 / Episode 15: - The Hood, The Bud and the Kelly (1)

Peggy Bundy: Al, I don't understand why you have to take me with you when you go out to buy new underwear for yourself.
Al Bundy: Well, you're the one that has to look at them when you wash them.
Peggy Bundy: I don't look at them, and I don't wash them. I just... dry them.
10x13 - Love Conquers Al Season 10 / Episode 13: - Love Conquers Al

Ephraim Wanker: My wife is just a little embarrassed to be here.
Peggy Bundy: Daddy's right. Maybe it'll make her feel better if we stick around here and participate.
Al Bundy: Peg, I'd rather go synchronized swimming with Angela Lansbury. I'd rather have by neck shaved by Ray Charles. I'd rather have a picture of you tattooed on the inside my eyelids than spend any more time with these clowns.


Ephraim Wanker: Look, Al if you leave now, you can forget about me and Mama patching things up here.
Al Bundy: Oh, all right, I'll stay! But I swear I'm not talking to, or touching that bozo with the big red hair! [points to the clown sitting nearby] Or that guy either.
10x13 - Love Conquers Al Season 10 / Episode 13: - Love Conquers Al

Peggy Bundy: Al, I don't know why you are so happy. All my father did was call to say that he had some big news.
Al Bundy: What could be bigger than your mother? In captivity that is.
10x12 - Bearly Men Season 10 / Episode 12: - Bearly Men

Kelly Bundy: Mom, you think Dad will get Grandma and Grandpa back together?
Peggy Bundy: I hope so. They used to be so happy together. Look at this photo album of theirs. Here's a picture of Grandpa on a seesaw. Now, here's one of Grandma getting on the seesaw. Oh, and here's a picture of Grandpa flying over the distant power lines.
Kelly Bundy: Oh look, their wedding photos.
Peggy Bundy: There's Grandma taking the first bite of the wedding cake, which also happened to be the last bite of the wedding cake.
Kelly Bundy: Mom, do you thing that will ever happen to me?
Peggy Bundy: What? Getting married?
Kelly Bundy: No. Gaining 700 pounds.
10x12 - Bearly Men Season 10 / Episode 12: - Bearly Men

Al Bundy: Hey Marcy, did you see some guy dragging off my dead bear?
Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy: He's not dead you chucklehead. He just violated my Mercedes!
Peggy Bundy: How do you know?


Jefferson D'Arcy: Because we were in it.
Peggy Bundy: Marcy, are you okay?
Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy: Oh, I'm all right. A little in shock and jealous.
Peggy Bundy: Jealous?
Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy: Well, you should have seen him go and go and go. My God, if a car could smile. One thing I know for sure. Tonight, Jefferson, we're playing Buick and the Beast.
Jefferson D'Arcy: [stammering] I... I... I... I don't know Marcy. I might need some counselling. And, I think you may have to do all the work for a while.
10x05 - How Bleen was My Kelly Season 10 / Episode 5: - How Bleen was My Kelly

Bud Bundy: I've put all the family finances right here on this computer.
Al Bundy: You put something I don't have into something I don't understand.
Peggy Bundy: You know, that reminds me of our sex life.
Al Bundy: No, that's putting something I have into something I don't like.
10x05 - How Bleen was My Kelly Season 10 / Episode 5: - How Bleen was My Kelly

Peggy Bundy: Al, if you're going to come in, would you shut the door?
Al Bundy: Peg, if you're going to live here, could you shut your mouth?

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