Benjamin Madigan: Why is my 17-year-old son in a bar?
Seamus Madigan: Oh, pipe down, will ye? We were takin' you to pubs in Dublin when you were six!
Benjamin Madigan: Oh, yes, I forgot, the Irish Head Start program.
Seamus Madigan: Ah, Benji. Did Jesus tell you I was here?
Benjamin Madigan: Yes dad, and the doorman's name is "Hay-soos".
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