2x06 The Spring Dance
First Aired: Oct. 29, 1975 on NBC
Summary: It's time for the town's annual spring dance and both Laura and Grace Snider have an idea of who they want to attend with. The problem is that neither of the two the want to invite seem to to even want to attend the event. So Laura and Grace decide the only solution to get what they want is…
Main Characters in this Episode
Grace Snider: Isaiah, you're early!
Isaiah Edwards: What, you got this worked out like a railroad time table? Easy eight o'clock, I roll in at nine?
Dr. Hiram Baker: What the devil are you talking about?
Isaiah Edwards: Oh, don't play innocent with me! I caught you two at dead rights!
Grace Snider: He was just trying to get a piece of dust out of my eye [Doctor Baker ays the same thing at the same time]
Isaiah Edwards: Well, maybe I should put something in your eye like a fist!
Charles Ingalls: I'll ask you a few questions to see if you can answer them. Where do they mention baseball in the Bible?
Laura Ingalls: Baseball? I didn't know they played baseball in the Bible.
Charles Ingalls: Mm hm. Very first line in the book of Genesis. In the big inning...
Caroline Ingalls: [admonishing tone] Charles.
Charles Ingalls: Let me try another one. Can you tell me what time of day God created Adam? Just before Eve.
Charles Ingalls: Just before Eve...
Charles Ingalls: I'm going outside to smoke my pipe.