Kristin Baxter is an independent 20-year-old single mother constantly fighting her urge to take a nap. Between chasing around her baby, Boyd, and working at the diner, Kristin rarely has a moment to herself. Recently, she moved back in with her family, which has allowed Kristin to have the luxury of free child care. She is still sleep deprived, but Kristin can now enjoy a few moments of peace and quiet a day. At least until Mike comes home.
Kristin Baxter Quotes
|Season 3 / Episode 12: - All About Eve|
Mike Baxter: Of all the ways the government dips into our pocket and steals our money, my least favorite is when the police gives us bogus tickets just to fill up their quotas.
Kristin Baxter: Oh, oh, but I thought you were Mr. Law and Order.
Mike Baxter: Look, I love the police, but they go to the academy to catch criminals, not to collect taxes. These guys have turned the Denver PD into the freakin' IRS.
Kristin Baxter: Hey. Low speed limits and stop signs make streets safer.
Mike Baxter: I know. If we all went zero miles per hour, there'd be zero accidents. GDP would be zero, but we'd have zero accidents.
Vanessa Baxter: So the DPD is hurting the GDP? Try saying *that* ten times fast.
|Season 3 / Episode 9: - Thanksgiving|
Boyd Baxter: I'm doing a class project on what we're thankful for.
Kristin Baxter: He want's to do a video like your vlogs for Outdoor Man.
Mike Baxter: Everybody's thankful for *those*.
Boyd Baxter: I like the one where the president needs to pull his head out of Putin's butt.
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