5x14 Secrets, Lies and Lamaze
First Aired: Jan. 18, 2008 on NBC
Summary: In an effort to get rid of a pesty teenager belonging to a whale, Piper makes the mistake of allowing her one spin on a slot machine. When the gaming commission comes after Piper, Cooper bails her out with $1 million, surprising his staff. Meanwhile, Sam and Polly are ordered to attend…
Main Characters in this Episode
Polly Nguyen: [On being told by a female judge she must attend traffic court] Oh, no, preeze ma'am. I give you free wax. Mustache. You need.
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Oh thank God that's over.
Polly Nguyen: Yeah, start to smell in there like butt crack in steam room.
Polly Nguyen: We be here all day, you told me ten minute. I going to punch you in the ovary.