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Type
Scripted
Premiered
Jan. 12, 1997
Status
Canceled/Ended
Runtime
30 min.
Country
USA
Network
FOX TV Network
Genre

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King of the Hill

King of the Hill is another animation hit from Beavis and Butthead creator Mike Judge, who also voices the starring character Hank Hill, a propane gas salesman in the fictional town Arlen, Texas. Hank is often besieged by the idiosyncrasies of society, but he finds (some) serenity in his home-life with his wife, Peggy, and his awkward son Bobby.

02x12 - Meet the Manger Babies Season 2 / Episode 12: - Meet the Manger Babies

Dale Gribble: Hank if I wanted to spend Super Bowl Sunday watching my wife, I would have married Fran Tarkenton.
02x11 - The Unbearable Blindness of Laying Season 2 / Episode 11: - The Unbearable Blindness of Laying

Bobby Hill: Does this finger match these short pants?
02x11 - The Unbearable Blindness of Laying Season 2 / Episode 11: - The Unbearable Blindness of Laying

Cotton Hill: [Hank knocks on the door] You're late!
Hank Hill: Dad it's good to hear your voice
Cotton Hill: Still blind huh? Or are you faking? [punches him in the stomach] Either you're blind or slow, I'll believe both
02x11 - The Unbearable Blindness of Laying Season 2 / Episode 11: - The Unbearable Blindness of Laying

Hank Hill: [Cotton picks up a shotgun to shoot down a tree] Dad, I got to take your shoulder here
Cotton Hill: [shoves him away] Hands off girly! I didn't fight off a bunker of horny privates to let you cop a feel.
02x11 - The Unbearable Blindness of Laying Season 2 / Episode 11: - The Unbearable Blindness of Laying

Tilly Hill: What did the doctor say honey?
Hank Hill: I poked myself in the eye, it's the darnedest thing
Tilly Hill: But what about the other eye?
Hank Hill: Well it seems the other eye compensates by shutting itself down, it's one of natures wonders
Gary Kasner: My entire life I've been reading "Psychology Today", I-I never heard of an eye sympathetically shutting down, hmm.
Hank Hill: [seemingly pointing at him] I got a magazine you ought to read, it's called "The Ten Commandments"!
Gary Kasner: Who's he talking to? Hank you want I should come over there?
Bobby Hill: [imitating him] You want I should come over there?


Bobby Hill: That is so Arizona!
02x10 - Bobby Slam Season 2 / Episode 10: - Bobby Slam

Kahn: Congratulations, you follow trail of clues that start with same last name. Where did you get this guy, Scotland Yard?
02x10 - Bobby Slam Season 2 / Episode 10: - Bobby Slam

Peggy Hill: Did having a girl on the team ruin the Supreme Court?
Hank Hill: Yes, and that girl's name was Earl Warren.
02x09 - The Company Man Season 2 / Episode 9: - The Company Man

M.F. Thatherton: Aren't you gonna introduce me to your golden-throated friend here?
Hank: Sure, I'll introduce you. Mr. Holloway, this is the only man ever censured by the Texas Propane Association, for lewdness and conduct unbecoming a propane salesman.
M.F. Thatherton: [Extends his hand] M.F. Thatherton. Thatherton Fumes.
Mr. Holloway: Dang glad to meet you, M.F.
Hank: The M.F. stands for...
M.F. Thatherton: My friend!
02x09 - The Company Man Season 2 / Episode 9: - The Company Man

Mr. Holloway: [to Hank, gesturing to John Redcorn and Boomhauer] Look, J.R., an Injun and a hillbilly.
02x09 - The Company Man Season 2 / Episode 9: - The Company Man

Hank: You know, Mr. Holloway, Texas has changed a lot since the 1850s.
Mr. Holloway: Aw, geez, I just wanted to see some boots, or spurs, or anything.
02x08 - The Son That Got Away Season 2 / Episode 8: - The Son That Got Away

Kahn: It makes me nervous, that Joseph with Kahn Jr. His whole family like a Tennessee Williams play.
02x08 - The Son That Got Away Season 2 / Episode 8: - The Son That Got Away

Bobby Hill: I'm going to grow up without anyone to love and die friendless and alone like Weird Al Yancovich.
02x08 - The Son That Got Away Season 2 / Episode 8: - The Son That Got Away

Bobby Hill: My dad says butane's a bastard gas.
02x07 - The Man Who Shot Cane Skretteburg Season 2 / Episode 7: - The Man Who Shot Cane Skretteburg

Hank Hill: It's OK if you only know three chords, but God, put 'em in the right order!
02x07 - The Man Who Shot Cane Skretteburg Season 2 / Episode 7: - The Man Who Shot Cane Skretteburg

Hank Hill: Only old people need glasses to read. I use mine to drive, and run, and jump.
02x06 - Husky Bobby Season 2 / Episode 6: - Husky Bobby

Bobby Hill: Why are you always trying to turn me into you? Why can't you accept me for who I am?
Hank: [sighs] Yeah yeah, we both saw that after-school special, but I'm not an alcoholic and you're not an ice skater, so let's go.
02x06 - Husky Bobby Season 2 / Episode 6: - Husky Bobby

Bobby Hill: Dad how did you know this was going to happen?
Hank: It's a fact of life Bobby. When you have teenaged boys, husky boys, and doughnuts all in the same place you're just asking for trouble.
02x06 - Husky Bobby Season 2 / Episode 6: - Husky Bobby

Hank: I'm in a crisis situation; I gotta go find Bobby. You two take turns kicking each other's asses.
02x05 - Jumpin' Crack Bass (It's a Gas, Gas, Gas) Season 2 / Episode 5: - Jumpin' Crack Bass (It's a Gas, Gas, Gas)

Storekeeper: This fella never went to school. He grew up in the hills, but he wrote the book on homemade bait. 'Course it's just a bunch of scribbles 'cause he never went to school.
02x05 - Jumpin' Crack Bass (It's a Gas, Gas, Gas) Season 2 / Episode 5: - Jumpin' Crack Bass (It's a Gas, Gas, Gas)

Luanne Platter: I just do yoga.
Luanne Platter: I put my feet up behind my head, want me to show you?
Hank Hill: AAAHHHH! Just keep your leg below your waist for God's sake.
02x05 - Jumpin' Crack Bass (It's a Gas, Gas, Gas) Season 2 / Episode 5: - Jumpin' Crack Bass (It's a Gas, Gas, Gas)

Bill Dauterive: You know what I just realized? Hank hasn't caught a fish.
Hank: You lookin' to go for a swim, Bill?
02x05 - Jumpin' Crack Bass (It's a Gas, Gas, Gas) Season 2 / Episode 5: - Jumpin' Crack Bass (It's a Gas, Gas, Gas)

Hank Hill: Dale, you giblet-head, if you were gonna cheat, why'd you buy a frozen bass?
Dale Gribble: I had a coupon for it.
02x05 - Jumpin' Crack Bass (It's a Gas, Gas, Gas) Season 2 / Episode 5: - Jumpin' Crack Bass (It's a Gas, Gas, Gas)

Hank Hill: That's it! I'm going fishing.
02x04 - Hilloween Season 2 / Episode 4: - Hilloween

Hank: You know, Bobby, I'm suddenly reminded of a Bible quote: "Do unto others".
02x04 - Hilloween Season 2 / Episode 4: - Hilloween

Dale: I am a high-priced Washington lobbyist peddling influence... Who wants candy?
02x04 - Hilloween Season 2 / Episode 4: - Hilloween

Junie Harper: The complacency of fools will destroy them, Proverbs.
Hank: Get out of my house, Exodus!
02x04 - Hilloween Season 2 / Episode 4: - Hilloween

Judy Harper: "The complacency of fools will destroy them." Proverbs.
Hank: Get out of my house... Exodus.
02x04 - Hilloween Season 2 / Episode 4: - Hilloween

Hank: "Eat Wells". "Sugar-Free Low-Fat Fun Bars". Peggy, that stuff isn't for trick-or-treaters, it's for diabetics.
02x02 - Texas City Twister Season 2 / Episode 2: - Texas City Twister

Bobby Hill: Ooh, laundry. Hot off the dryer.


Hank: 6 AM and already the boy ain't right.
02x02 - Texas City Twister Season 2 / Episode 2: - Texas City Twister

Dale Gribble: You know how the Egyptians tipped over the pyramids? A rope, a cinderblock and 50,000 Hebrew slaves. Do you have a cinder block?
Bill Dauterive: I could get you a tank form the Army base. There's nothing better for pushing... except for a bulldozer, but they lock those up.

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