Type
Scripted
Premiered
Jan. 12, 1997
Status
Canceled/Ended
Runtime
30 min.
Country
USA
Network
FOX TV Network
Genre

Top Contributors

King of the Hill tv show photo

King of the Hill

King of the Hill is another animation hit from Beavis and Butthead creator Mike Judge, who also voices the starring character Hank Hill, a propane gas salesman in the fictional town Arlen, Texas. Hank is often besieged by the idiosyncrasies of society, but he finds (some) serenity in his home-life with his wife, Peggy, and his awkward son Bobby.

02x08 - The Son That Got Away Season 2 / Episode 8: - The Son That Got Away

Kahn: It makes me nervous, that Joseph with Kahn Jr. His whole family like a Tennessee Williams play.
02x08 - The Son That Got Away Season 2 / Episode 8: - The Son That Got Away

Bobby Hill: I'm going to grow up without anyone to love and die friendless and alone like Weird Al Yancovich.
02x08 - The Son That Got Away Season 2 / Episode 8: - The Son That Got Away

Bobby Hill: My dad says butane's a bastard gas.
02x07 - The Man Who Shot Cane Skretteburg Season 2 / Episode 7: - The Man Who Shot Cane Skretteburg

Hank Hill: It's OK if you only know three chords, but God, put 'em in the right order!
02x07 - The Man Who Shot Cane Skretteburg Season 2 / Episode 7: - The Man Who Shot Cane Skretteburg

Hank Hill: Only old people need glasses to read. I use mine to drive, and run, and jump.
02x06 - Husky Bobby Season 2 / Episode 6: - Husky Bobby

Bobby Hill: Why are you always trying to turn me into you? Why can't you accept me for who I am?
Hank: [sighs] Yeah yeah, we both saw that after-school special, but I'm not an alcoholic and you're not an ice skater, so let's go.
02x06 - Husky Bobby Season 2 / Episode 6: - Husky Bobby

Bobby Hill: Dad how did you know this was going to happen?
Hank: It's a fact of life Bobby. When you have teenaged boys, husky boys, and doughnuts all in the same place you're just asking for trouble.
02x06 - Husky Bobby Season 2 / Episode 6: - Husky Bobby

Hank: I'm in a crisis situation; I gotta go find Bobby. You two take turns kicking each other's asses.
02x05 - Jumpin' Crack Bass (It's a Gas, Gas, Gas) Season 2 / Episode 5: - Jumpin' Crack Bass (It's a Gas, Gas, Gas)

Storekeeper: This fella never went to school. He grew up in the hills, but he wrote the book on homemade bait. 'Course it's just a bunch of scribbles 'cause he never went to school.
02x05 - Jumpin' Crack Bass (It's a Gas, Gas, Gas) Season 2 / Episode 5: - Jumpin' Crack Bass (It's a Gas, Gas, Gas)

Luanne Platter: I just do yoga.
Luanne Platter: I put my feet up behind my head, want me to show you?
Hank Hill: AAAHHHH! Just keep your leg below your waist for God's sake.
02x05 - Jumpin' Crack Bass (It's a Gas, Gas, Gas) Season 2 / Episode 5: - Jumpin' Crack Bass (It's a Gas, Gas, Gas)

Bill Dauterive: You know what I just realized? Hank hasn't caught a fish.
Hank: You lookin' to go for a swim, Bill?
02x05 - Jumpin' Crack Bass (It's a Gas, Gas, Gas) Season 2 / Episode 5: - Jumpin' Crack Bass (It's a Gas, Gas, Gas)

Hank Hill: Dale, you giblet-head, if you were gonna cheat, why'd you buy a frozen bass?
Dale Gribble: I had a coupon for it.
02x05 - Jumpin' Crack Bass (It's a Gas, Gas, Gas) Season 2 / Episode 5: - Jumpin' Crack Bass (It's a Gas, Gas, Gas)

Hank Hill: That's it! I'm going fishing.
02x04 - Hilloween Season 2 / Episode 4: - Hilloween

Hank: You know, Bobby, I'm suddenly reminded of a Bible quote: "Do unto others".
02x04 - Hilloween Season 2 / Episode 4: - Hilloween

Dale: I am a high-priced Washington lobbyist peddling influence... Who wants candy?
02x04 - Hilloween Season 2 / Episode 4: - Hilloween

Junie Harper: The complacency of fools will destroy them, Proverbs.
Hank: Get out of my house, Exodus!
02x04 - Hilloween Season 2 / Episode 4: - Hilloween

Judy Harper: "The complacency of fools will destroy them." Proverbs.
Hank: Get out of my house... Exodus.
02x04 - Hilloween Season 2 / Episode 4: - Hilloween

Hank: "Eat Wells". "Sugar-Free Low-Fat Fun Bars". Peggy, that stuff isn't for trick-or-treaters, it's for diabetics.
02x02 - Texas City Twister Season 2 / Episode 2: - Texas City Twister

Bobby Hill: Ooh, laundry. Hot off the dryer.


Hank: 6 AM and already the boy ain't right.
02x02 - Texas City Twister Season 2 / Episode 2: - Texas City Twister

Dale Gribble: You know how the Egyptians tipped over the pyramids? A rope, a cinderblock and 50,000 Hebrew slaves. Do you have a cinder block?
Bill Dauterive: I could get you a tank form the Army base. There's nothing better for pushing... except for a bulldozer, but they lock those up.
02x02 - Texas City Twister Season 2 / Episode 2: - Texas City Twister

Luanne Platter: Do you think that Alex Trebek is sexy, Aunt Peggy?
Peggy Hill: Get out of my mind, Luanne.
02x02 - Texas City Twister Season 2 / Episode 2: - Texas City Twister

Hank: Just in case I'm incapacitated for some reason, do you know how to start a man's heart with a downed power line?
Bobby Hill: No.
Hank: Well, there's really no wrong way to do it.
02x02 - Texas City Twister Season 2 / Episode 2: - Texas City Twister

Peggy Hill: Well, they asked me to substitute for a German class, and I said, 'nein', which I thought meant 'yes', but apparently 'nein' means 'no', so I blew a big opportunity.
02x02 - Texas City Twister Season 2 / Episode 2: - Texas City Twister

Dale Gribble: This tornado's already at level two on the Fujisaki scale. A storm that strong can send an egg through a barn door. Two if one door is open.
Bobby Hill: What does a level three do, Mr. Gribble?
Dale Gribble: A level three can send an egg through a brick wall. Tornado chasers call it Humpty's Revenge.
02x02 - Texas City Twister Season 2 / Episode 2: - Texas City Twister

Dale Gribble: This is no time for jokes, Boomhauer. This tornado's already classified level at 2 on the Fujisaki scale. Storm that strong'll send an egg through a barn door. Two barn doors if one of 'em's open.
Bobby Hill: What will a level three do, Mr. Gribble?
Dale Gribble: Level three will send an egg through a *brick wall*. Tornado chasers call it "Humpty's Revenge".
02x01 - How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying Season 2 / Episode 1: - How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying

Hank: Where's the Children's Gun section?
Walmart-Type Worker: Aisle 47.
02x01 - How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying Season 2 / Episode 1: - How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying

Bobby Hill: Can I put a gun rack on my bike?
Hank: Do you know how long I've been waiting for you to ask that?
02x01 - How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying Season 2 / Episode 1: - How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying

Cotton Hill: Sorry I'm late. I had to stop by the wax museum again and give the finger to FDR.
01x12 - Plastic White Female Season 1 / Episode 12: - Plastic White Female

Hank: What? If it's anyone's fault it's yours. You parked him in front of the TV and made him watch... The Muppets. They got frogs kissing pigs, what the hell did you think was gonna happen?
01x12 - Plastic White Female Season 1 / Episode 12: - Plastic White Female

Teacher: These are the worst side burns I've seen since chair 3. Which makes me suspect you cheated. F. That means you fail.


Hank: What a bitch.

You are successfully logged out.
login
[close]

ShareTV Login

Username
Password
Enter the text in the image shown if you are human.
WARNING: after 2 more failed attempts you will be locked out
[close]

Create Account

Username
Password
Verify Password
EMAIL

Verification code (check your email for the verification code)

Verification code has been sent to the following email address:
If you didn't receive the verification code:

1. Check your bulk/spam folder.

2. Try to whitelist our email address (noreply@sharetv.org)

3. Resend verification email

If you mistyped your email address change it here
Create a free ShareTV account to make a personalized schedule of your favorite TV shows, keep track of what you've watched, earn points and more.
Verify your username and email to complete your Registration
Enter the text in the image shown if you are human.
WARNING: after 2 more failed attempts you will be locked out
[close]

Forgot Your Password?

EMAIL
Enter the email address you used to create the account and your password will be emailed to you.