Type
Scripted
Premiered
Jan. 12, 1997
Status
Canceled/Ended
Runtime
30 min.
Country
USA
Network
FOX TV Network
Genre

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King of the Hill

King of the Hill is another animation hit from Beavis and Butthead creator Mike Judge, who also voices the starring character Hank Hill, a propane gas salesman in the fictional town Arlen, Texas. Hank is often besieged by the idiosyncrasies of society, but he finds (some) serenity in his home-life with his wife, Peggy, and his awkward son Bobby.

02x17 - Hank's Dirty Laundry Season 2 / Episode 17: - Hank's Dirty Laundry

Hank Hill: Who's calling me a liar, you or the machine? Cause I wanna know who's ass to kick!
Clerk: I'm not calling you a liar, sir.
Hank Hill: Fine. Now where's the "ass" on this thing?
02x17 - Hank's Dirty Laundry Season 2 / Episode 17: - Hank's Dirty Laundry

Receptionist: [about Hank] Do you know this guy?
Boomhauer: No dad gum way man, he's just some dirty old man hanging around with sex toys, you can come on down to my place if you're interested.
02x16 - Traffic Jam Season 2 / Episode 16: - Traffic Jam

Hank: Sit down, son. They're not laughing with you, they're laughing at me.
02x16 - Traffic Jam Season 2 / Episode 16: - Traffic Jam

Roger 'Buddha' Sack: Yo' mama so ugly, when she walk into the bank, they turn the cameras off.
Hank: Your mother is so ugly, it affects her self esteem.
02x16 - Traffic Jam Season 2 / Episode 16: - Traffic Jam

Hank: Excuse me, sir, I don't mean to criticize your lesson plan, but... Do you have a lesson plan?
Roger 'Buddha' Sack: Sure. I'm planning on teaching, lessin' you shut up!
02x15 - Three Days of the Kahndo Season 2 / Episode 15: - Three Days of the Kahndo

Hank: This river is filthy. Look at this, underwear floating around.
Dale Gribble: [Off camera] Uh, Hank, a little help here?
02x15 - Three Days of the Kahndo Season 2 / Episode 15: - Three Days of the Kahndo

Bill Dauterive: I think it's nice that you're going away, Hank. You need a good vacation with your new best friend Kahn. Who you love so MUCH.
Hank: Yes, Bill, I love Kahn. Maybe if this trip works out I'll marry him and live in Mexico forever. Is that what you wanna hear?
Bill Dauterive: [Voice breaking] No.
02x15 - Three Days of the Kahndo Season 2 / Episode 15: - Three Days of the Kahndo

Bobby Hill: Why is there such a big fence, Dad?
Hank: Well, millions of people come to America in search of a better life, and we've decided we don't need that many.
Bobby Hill: Did the Soupinusanphones come through the fence?
Hank: No, Bobby, Kahn applied the legal way. Sometimes the system fails us.
02x14 - I Remember Mono Season 2 / Episode 14: - I Remember Mono

Hank: Does Bobby have a girlfriend?


Hank: "Happy Valentine's Day, Joseph. Love Bobby"? "Hey hot stuff"? Bobby, you can't give this to Joseph.
Bobby Hill: Why not? He IS hot stuff. You should see him skateboard.
Hank: Bobby, if you give a Valentine to a sixth grade boy, girls are gonna think you're... sensitive. Something like that could follow you the rest of your life. Now here's a candy for Joseph. It says, "Hey, You're O.K."


Hank: We'll just put this card over here right now.
02x12 - Meet the Manger Babies Season 2 / Episode 12: - Meet the Manger Babies

Hank: What's going on?
Bill Dauterive: I don't know, but I think this is the part of the movie where we should just get out of the house.
02x12 - Meet the Manger Babies Season 2 / Episode 12: - Meet the Manger Babies

Luanne Platter: [trying to figure out an ending for her puppet show] Oh...! No, that won't work.
Hank: [whispering] They jimmy the lock with a coat hanger.
Luanne Platter: What?
Hank: They jimmy the lock with...


Hank: Uh, I'll save you, Manger Babies.
Luanne Platter: You will?
Hank: Yes. 'Cause I'm the assistant manager of this movie theater. I sell popcorn and popcorn accessories, and you


Hank: are fired!
Luanne Platter: [as puppet] Oh thank you, assistant manager. How can we ever repay you?
Hank: By never forgetting this lesson: sneaking into the movies is wrong. As wrong as spilling juice on a new carpet.
02x12 - Meet the Manger Babies Season 2 / Episode 12: - Meet the Manger Babies

Hank: [Looking at a shopping list] Peggy we're going shopping for the super bowl party not you're feminine items! [reading the list] diet soda. [crumples up the paper]
02x12 - Meet the Manger Babies Season 2 / Episode 12: - Meet the Manger Babies

Luanne Platter: [trying to figure out an ending for her puppet show] Oh...! No, that won't work.
Hank: [whispering] They jimmy the lock with a coat hanger.
Luanne Platter: What?
Hank: They jimmy the lock with...


Hank: Uh, I'll save you, Manger Babies.
Luanne Platter: You will?
Hank: Yes. 'Cause I'm the assistant manager of this movie theater. I sell popcorn and popcorn accessories, and you


Hank: are fired!
Luanne Platter: [as puppet] Oh thank you, assistant manager. How can we ever repay you?
Hank: By never forgetting this lesson: sneaking into the movies is wrong. As wrong as spilling juice on a new carpet.
02x12 - Meet the Manger Babies Season 2 / Episode 12: - Meet the Manger Babies

Dale Gribble: Hank if I wanted to spend Super Bowl Sunday watching my wife, I would have married Fran Tarkenton.
02x11 - The Unbearable Blindness of Laying Season 2 / Episode 11: - The Unbearable Blindness of Laying

Bobby Hill: Does this finger match these short pants?
02x11 - The Unbearable Blindness of Laying Season 2 / Episode 11: - The Unbearable Blindness of Laying

Cotton Hill: [Hank knocks on the door] You're late!
Hank Hill: Dad it's good to hear your voice
Cotton Hill: Still blind huh? Or are you faking? [punches him in the stomach] Either you're blind or slow, I'll believe both
02x11 - The Unbearable Blindness of Laying Season 2 / Episode 11: - The Unbearable Blindness of Laying

Hank Hill: [Cotton picks up a shotgun to shoot down a tree] Dad, I got to take your shoulder here
Cotton Hill: [shoves him away] Hands off girly! I didn't fight off a bunker of horny privates to let you cop a feel.
02x11 - The Unbearable Blindness of Laying Season 2 / Episode 11: - The Unbearable Blindness of Laying

Tilly Hill: What did the doctor say honey?
Hank Hill: I poked myself in the eye, it's the darnedest thing
Tilly Hill: But what about the other eye?
Hank Hill: Well it seems the other eye compensates by shutting itself down, it's one of natures wonders
Gary Kasner: My entire life I've been reading "Psychology Today", I-I never heard of an eye sympathetically shutting down, hmm.
Hank Hill: [seemingly pointing at him] I got a magazine you ought to read, it's called "The Ten Commandments"!
Gary Kasner: Who's he talking to? Hank you want I should come over there?
Bobby Hill: [imitating him] You want I should come over there?


Bobby Hill: That is so Arizona!
02x10 - Bobby Slam Season 2 / Episode 10: - Bobby Slam

Kahn: Congratulations, you follow trail of clues that start with same last name. Where did you get this guy, Scotland Yard?
02x10 - Bobby Slam Season 2 / Episode 10: - Bobby Slam

Peggy Hill: Did having a girl on the team ruin the Supreme Court?
Hank Hill: Yes, and that girl's name was Earl Warren.
02x09 - The Company Man Season 2 / Episode 9: - The Company Man

M.F. Thatherton: Aren't you gonna introduce me to your golden-throated friend here?
Hank: Sure, I'll introduce you. Mr. Holloway, this is the only man ever censured by the Texas Propane Association, for lewdness and conduct unbecoming a propane salesman.
M.F. Thatherton: [Extends his hand] M.F. Thatherton. Thatherton Fumes.
Mr. Holloway: Dang glad to meet you, M.F.
Hank: The M.F. stands for...
M.F. Thatherton: My friend!
02x09 - The Company Man Season 2 / Episode 9: - The Company Man

Mr. Holloway: [to Hank, gesturing to John Redcorn and Boomhauer] Look, J.R., an Injun and a hillbilly.
02x09 - The Company Man Season 2 / Episode 9: - The Company Man

Hank: You know, Mr. Holloway, Texas has changed a lot since the 1850s.
Mr. Holloway: Aw, geez, I just wanted to see some boots, or spurs, or anything.
02x08 - The Son That Got Away Season 2 / Episode 8: - The Son That Got Away

Kahn: It makes me nervous, that Joseph with Kahn Jr. His whole family like a Tennessee Williams play.
02x08 - The Son That Got Away Season 2 / Episode 8: - The Son That Got Away

Bobby Hill: I'm going to grow up without anyone to love and die friendless and alone like Weird Al Yancovich.
02x08 - The Son That Got Away Season 2 / Episode 8: - The Son That Got Away

Bobby Hill: My dad says butane's a bastard gas.
02x07 - The Man Who Shot Cane Skretteburg Season 2 / Episode 7: - The Man Who Shot Cane Skretteburg

Hank Hill: It's OK if you only know three chords, but God, put 'em in the right order!
02x07 - The Man Who Shot Cane Skretteburg Season 2 / Episode 7: - The Man Who Shot Cane Skretteburg

Hank Hill: Only old people need glasses to read. I use mine to drive, and run, and jump.
02x06 - Husky Bobby Season 2 / Episode 6: - Husky Bobby

Bobby Hill: Why are you always trying to turn me into you? Why can't you accept me for who I am?
Hank: [sighs] Yeah yeah, we both saw that after-school special, but I'm not an alcoholic and you're not an ice skater, so let's go.
02x06 - Husky Bobby Season 2 / Episode 6: - Husky Bobby

Bobby Hill: Dad how did you know this was going to happen?
Hank: It's a fact of life Bobby. When you have teenaged boys, husky boys, and doughnuts all in the same place you're just asking for trouble.

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