Type
Scripted
Premiered
Jul. 07, 1997
Status
Canceled/Ended
Runtime
30 min.
Country
USA
Network
Cartoon Network TV Network
Genre

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04x03 - Win An El Toro Guapo / Witch-ay Woman Season 4 / Episode 3: - Win An El Toro Guapo / Witch-ay Woman

Madame Viola: Johnny, I sense that you are thinking that you are a man about town, a shoe-in with the ladies, whose sole purpose is to bother woman.
Johnny Bravo: Could you say that again, cause all I heard was "blah blah blah woman"
03x18 - A Johnny Bravo Christmas Season 3 / Episode 18: - A Johnny Bravo Christmas

Carl Chryniszzswics: Ooh, a recipe for German Chocolate cake! Let's see now: Chocolate... Cake... GERMANS!
03x17 - The Hansel And Gretel Witch Project / I.Q. Johnny/Get Stinky Season 3 / Episode 17: - The Hansel And Gretel Witch Project / I.Q. Johnny/Get Stinky

Momma: Johnny, are you warping time and space again?
Johnny Bravo: Uh... no.
03x12 - The Suzy Show / Toy Boy Johnny/ Frankenbravo Season 3 / Episode 12: - The Suzy Show / Toy Boy Johnny/ Frankenbravo

Johnny Bravo: [to his secretary] Get out of my chair and make me some coffee with Eight sugars, then throw it out and make it again 'cause it's Still Not Sweet Enough!
03x07 - Dental Hijinks / Little Red Riding Johnny / Pouch Potato Season 3 / Episode 7: - Dental Hijinks / Little Red Riding Johnny / Pouch Potato

Momma: Johnny, have you been taking good care of your teeth.
Johnny Bravo: Yes, Momma. I've been brushing every day with baking soda.


Momma: Johnny, this is cane sugar and molasses.
Johnny Bravo: To-may-to, To-mah-to.
03x07 - Dental Hijinks / Little Red Riding Johnny / Pouch Potato Season 3 / Episode 7: - Dental Hijinks / Little Red Riding Johnny / Pouch Potato

Johnny Bravo: [eating ice cream with a toothache] Chomp, chomp, chomp, AAAUGH! The PAIN! The Horrible PAIN! Mmmm... Creamy! Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, AAAUGH! The PAIN! The stabbing knives of pain! Ooh! It's got nuts in it!
03x01 - Luke Perry's Guide To Love / In The Line Of Johnny / Fugitive Johnny Season 3 / Episode 1: - Luke Perry's Guide To Love / In The Line Of Johnny / Fugitive Johnny

Johnny Bravo: Oh, my God! You're Fidel Castro!
02x15 - Hail To The Chump / A Fool For Sister Sarah / Days Of Blunder Season 2 / Episode 15: - Hail To The Chump / A Fool For Sister Sarah / Days Of Blunder

Johnny Bravo: [Sitting on stairs, upset] Every time I try to fight the power the man slaps me down.
02x13 - El Bravo Magnifico / Johnny O and Julliet/Clan of the Cave Boob Season 2 / Episode 13: - El Bravo Magnifico / Johnny O and Julliet/Clan of the Cave Boob

villager: We are a village of terrible cowards. Even the meowing of the tiny kitten makes us cry like a little girl.
Johnny Bravo: Boo.
villager: Aaaaargh!
Johnny Bravo: Okay, your story checks out.
02x10 - Man With The Golden Gut / Welcome Back, Bravo / Aunt Kate's Farm Season 2 / Episode 10: - Man With The Golden Gut / Welcome Back, Bravo / Aunt Kate's Farm

Johnny Bravo: Hey, look everyone, I got a mango.
Bunny Bravo: That's a telegram, sweety.
Johnny Bravo: Right, what did I say?
Bunny Bravo: Just read it, dear.
Johnny Bravo: [reads] "to unseal envelope peel back flap and..."
02x05 - Endless Bummer / Jailbird Johnny/Bravo 13 Season 2 / Episode 5: - Endless Bummer / Jailbird Johnny/Bravo 13

Prison Warden: What we have here is a failure to communicate!
Johnny Bravo: What?
Prison Warden: What we have here is a failure to communicate!
Johnny Bravo: Huh? I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.
02x04 - Claws / Cover Boy Johnny / To Helga And Back Season 2 / Episode 4: - Claws / Cover Boy Johnny / To Helga And Back

Johnny Bravo: Mmm. Frosted Sugar Bits. The great taste of frosted sugar in bits.
01x10 - Jumbo Johnny / The Perfect Gift / Bravo, James Bravo Season 1 / Episode 10: - Jumbo Johnny / The Perfect Gift / Bravo, James Bravo

Johnny Bravo: [Answers phone] Troubled Teen Hotline... Your boyfriend left you? Well... uh... what are you wearing?
01x10 - Jumbo Johnny / The Perfect Gift / Bravo, James Bravo Season 1 / Episode 10: - Jumbo Johnny / The Perfect Gift / Bravo, James Bravo

Johnny Bravo: [after overdosing on Ubermass which him fat] I need to find a way to lose weight fast.
Suzy: You and fifty eight percent of America!
01x09 - Substitute Teacher / Wolf In Chick's Clothing / Intensive Care Season 1 / Episode 9: - Substitute Teacher / Wolf In Chick's Clothing / Intensive Care

Johnny Bravo: What do you think, Rubber Ducky?
Rubber Ducky: Quack, quack.
Johnny Bravo: My thoughts exactly!
01x08 - Beach Blanket Bravo / The Day The Earth Didn't Move Around Much / Aisle Of Mixed-Up Toys Season 1 / Episode 8: - Beach Blanket Bravo / The Day The Earth Didn't Move Around Much / Aisle Of Mixed-Up Toys

Plumber: [after Johnny leaves assuming the time has frozen the water in the pipes, a plumber opens the pipe and pulls out a dog] Shoot, There's your problem, Mrs. Bravo; A German Shepherd in the plumbing.
Bunny Bravo: Well, That's a relief. [whispers] Last time it was a man.
01x08 - Beach Blanket Bravo / The Day The Earth Didn't Move Around Much / Aisle Of Mixed-Up Toys Season 1 / Episode 8: - Beach Blanket Bravo / The Day The Earth Didn't Move Around Much / Aisle Of Mixed-Up Toys

Johnny Bravo: Enough about me, now let's talk about... me.
01x08 - Beach Blanket Bravo / The Day The Earth Didn't Move Around Much / Aisle Of Mixed-Up Toys Season 1 / Episode 8: - Beach Blanket Bravo / The Day The Earth Didn't Move Around Much / Aisle Of Mixed-Up Toys

Johnny Bravo: [Andy hands him a surfboard ahead of the compettition] What am I supposed to do with this?
Andy: You're supposed to..."Jazz the Glass".
Johnny Bravo: Uh-Uh, Man. That sounds *Nasty*!
Andy: No. What Kind of Square are you? "Smooth the Curl"...
Johnny Bravo: No way, Kid. I ain't smoothin' no cul, This hair's my crowning glory.
Andy: No, Trip the Wave Fantastic.
Johnny Bravo: Come again?
Andy: Surf, Daddio, Surf!
Johnny Bravo: [realising] Ohhh...
01x06 - Blarney Buddies / Over The Hump / Johnny Meets Farrah Fawcett Season 1 / Episode 6: - Blarney Buddies / Over The Hump / Johnny Meets Farrah Fawcett

Farrah Fawcette's security guard: Name?
Johnny Bravo: Johnny Bravo.
Farrah Fawcette's security guard: Occupation?
Johnny Bravo: Johnny Bravo.
01x06 - Blarney Buddies / Over The Hump / Johnny Meets Farrah Fawcett Season 1 / Episode 6: - Blarney Buddies / Over The Hump / Johnny Meets Farrah Fawcett

Farah Fawcette's secutiry guard: [an old woman went through the security gates and the alarm went off] Hold it, granny! Empty your pockets!
Old woman: No way! You'll have to frisk me!
Farah Fawcette's secutiry guard: [in a shivery voice] Next!
Old woman: Darn it!
01x05 - I Used To Be Funny / My Fair Dork / Twas The Night Season 1 / Episode 5: - I Used To Be Funny / My Fair Dork / Twas The Night

Johnny Bravo: I think we are ready little Freddie!
01x04 - Date With An Antelope / Did You See A Bull Run By Here? / Cookie Crisis Season 1 / Episode 4: - Date With An Antelope / Did You See A Bull Run By Here? / Cookie Crisis

Suzy: Would you eat them with a fox?
Johnny Bravo: If the fox were Courtney Cox. But since that is not the case, get those cookies away from my face.
01x04 - Date With An Antelope / Did You See A Bull Run By Here? / Cookie Crisis Season 1 / Episode 4: - Date With An Antelope / Did You See A Bull Run By Here? / Cookie Crisis

Johnny Bravo: [looking in a mirror] Who's this handsome guy?


Johnny Bravo: Hello, 911 Emergency? There's a handsome guy in my bathroom! Hey, wait a second. Cancel that - it's only me!
01x04 - Date With An Antelope / Did You See A Bull Run By Here? / Cookie Crisis Season 1 / Episode 4: - Date With An Antelope / Did You See A Bull Run By Here? / Cookie Crisis

Car driver: Crazy women-antelope drivers!
01x03 - The Sensitive Male / Bravo Dooby-Doo Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Sensitive Male / Bravo Dooby-Doo

Velma: [with a flirtatious voice] Don't worry, I won't bite!
Johnny Bravo: [pointing at Daphne] Does she?
01x03 - The Sensitive Male / Bravo Dooby-Doo Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Sensitive Male / Bravo Dooby-Doo

Velma: My glasses! I can't see without my glasses!
Johnny Bravo: My glasses! I can't be seen without my glasses!
01x03 - The Sensitive Male / Bravo Dooby-Doo Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Sensitive Male / Bravo Dooby-Doo

Velma: I can't see without my glasses!
Johnny Bravo: I can't be seen without my glasses!
01x03 - The Sensitive Male / Bravo Dooby-Doo Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Sensitive Male / Bravo Dooby-Doo

Velma: My glasses! I can't see without my glasses!
Johnny Bravo: My glasses! I can't be seen without my glasses!
01x03 - The Sensitive Male / Bravo Dooby-Doo Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Sensitive Male / Bravo Dooby-Doo

Velma: [with a flirtatious voice] Don't worry, I won't bite!
Johnny Bravo: [pointing at Daphne] Does she?
01x03 - The Sensitive Male / Bravo Dooby-Doo Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Sensitive Male / Bravo Dooby-Doo

Johnny Bravo: [pointing at Scooby Doo] You understand what the dog says?
Velma: Sure, we all do!

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