Jun. 16, 2010
30 min.
TV Land TV Network

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Hot In Cleveland - 05x01 Stayin' Alive

5x01 Stayin' Alive

3.67/5 (6 votes)
First Aired: Mar. 26, 2014 on TV Land
Summary: Elka tells Victoria about a hideout where Emmet may have gone after escaping from prison, but they find out it's a popular place with criminals.

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Series Main Characters

Guest Stars

Melanie Moretti played by Valerie Bertinelli
Joy Scroggs played by Jane Leeves
Victoria Chase played by Wendie Malick
Elka Ostrovsky played by Betty White
Reverend Boyce played by Cedric the Entertainer
Mamie played by Georgia Engel
Dr. Kang played by Ken Jeong
Lily played by Constance Zimmer

Episode Quotes

Victoria Chase: I just need time to think. Oh, if only there were a hideout I could go to where the police couldn't find me.
Melanie Moretti: If only someone among us had a criminal past.
Victoria Chase: And was once married to the mob.
Joy Scroggs: And is right here. And old enough to remember where she was when Caesar was assassinated.
Bob: You know, it's the things and people you don't do that you regret.
Joy Scroggs: What part of you can't understand that we are never going to sleep together?
Bob: Oh, I think you know which part.
Melanie Moretti: I wish there was some way we could call for help.
Elka Ostrovsky: Oh, um, there's a fireplace. I learned to make smoke signals when I was a child.
Joy Scroggs: Oh, did you learn that on your playdates with Sitting Bull?
Elka Ostrovsky: What was your Indian name? Sleeps With Everyone?
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