Jun. 16, 2010
30 min.
TV Land TV Network

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Hot In Cleveland - 05x01 Stayin' Alive

5x01 Stayin' Alive

3.67/5 (6 votes)
First Aired: Mar. 26, 2014 on TV Land
Summary: Elka tells Victoria about a hideout where Emmet may have gone after escaping from prison, but they find out it's a popular place with criminals.

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Series Main Characters

Guest Stars

Melanie Moretti played by Valerie Bertinelli
Joy Scroggs played by Jane Leeves
Victoria Chase played by Wendie Malick
Elka Ostrovsky played by Betty White
Reverend Boyce played by Cedric the Entertainer
Mamie played by Georgia Engel
Dr. Kang played by Ken Jeong
Lily played by Constance Zimmer

Episode Quotes

Mamie: It's three o'clock; Steve Harvey's on.
Elka Ostrovsky: Oh, nobody's funnier than Steve Harvey.
Boyce: Really? No-one?
Mamie: He's like the Original King of Comedy.
Boyce: Yeah. Yet, you know, there were other Kings of Comedy, y'know.
Elka Ostrovsky: But he was the funny one.
Boyce: Oh, oh, the way Rue McClanahan was the funny one on 'The Golden Girls'.
Elka Ostrovsky: I never saw that show.
Melanie Moretti: I wish there was some way we could call for help.
Elka Ostrovsky: Oh, um, there's a fireplace. I learned to make smoke signals when I was a child.
Joy Scroggs: Oh, did you learn that on your playdates with Sitting Bull?
Elka Ostrovsky: What was your Indian name? Sleeps With Everyone?
Victoria Chase: Oh my God, this is just like that movie with Kathy Bates from the Stephen King novel of the same name.
Dr. Kang: 'Fried Green Tomatoes'?
Narrator: [to the camera] Ooh, sorry, that's wrong. The response we wanted was "What is 'Misery'?" Everybody knows that 'Fried Green Tomatoes' is from the novel by Fannie Flagg,
Dr. Kang: Stop breaking the fourth wall, Trebek.
Narrator: [backing away] Easy does it. Easy. Easy.
Victoria Chase: He is such a know-it-all.
Dr. Kang: Tell me about it.
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