Apr. 16, 2009
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30 min.
CBBC TV Network

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Horrible Histories (UK)

Horrible Histories is an energetic, surprising and unconventional take on history's most gruesome, unpleasant yet funniest moments.

Horrible Histories (UK) Season 5 (2013-2015)

5x01 5 5x01 Series 5, Episode 1
The Saxon gods form an unlikely team of superheroes; famous astronaut Neil Armstrong reveals his new weight loss program; we meet Georgian London's crime-fighting genius, and Rosa Parks ...
May. 27, 2013
5x02 5 5x02 Series 5, Episode 2
Featuring a surprisingly charming Stuart highwayman; the Captain of the Titanic holds the world's worst safety briefing; famous writer Mary Shelley pitches the movie of her life; and ...
May. 28, 2013
5x03 5 5x03 Series 5, Episode 3
The boys test their horsepower to the max on Stone Age Top Gear; Charles Dickens sings about his life and books; the Greek philosophers host weird dinner parties on Historical Come ...
May. 29, 2013
5x04 5 5x04 Series 5, Episode 4
Featuring the rather eccentric Georgian philosopher Jeremy Bentham; super-rich Roman politician Crassus raps about his blinging lifestyle; some unusual soldiers are recruited into WW2; ...
May. 30, 2013
5x05 5 5x05 Series 5, Episode 5
Famous monk St Augustine struggles to introduce Christianity to Saxon England; Stuart diarist Samuel Pepys annoys the smartest men in Britain; we witness a daring escape from the Tower ...
May. 31, 2013
5x06 5 5x06 Series 5, Episode 6
Queen Victoria's coronation doesn't go quite as planned, George IV pulls out all the stops to impress his guests on Historical Come Dine With Me, ancient Greek bighead Alexander the ...
Jun. 03, 2013
5x07 5 5x07 Series 5, Episode 7
Roman emperor Caesar Augustus reveals the lazy secret of his success, TV's most excitable reporter, Bob Hale, explains the very, very complex history of WW2, we meet Georgian England's ...
Jun. 11, 2013
5x08 5 5x08 Series 5, Episode 8
The surprising identity of Britain's top-scoring footballer is revealed, things get ridiculous on Germany's version of Historical Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, a Celtic farmer isn't ...
Jun. 18, 2013
5x09 5 5x09 Series 5, Episode 9
There is public confusion when King Charles II bans coffee shops, a seasick chicken ruins a Roman sea battle, mighty Egyptian Pharaoh, Ramesses II, meets some smelly peasants on Historical ...
Jun. 25, 2013
5x10 5 5x10 Series 5, Episode 10
A Victorian businessman goes undercover in his own factory, there's a right royal squabble over who should rule medieval England, we meet eccentric Georgian politician Mad Jack Mytton ...
Jul. 02, 2013
5x11 5 5x11 Series 5, Episode 11
DI Bones investigates an unusual Victorian traffic accident, Roman scientist Pliny the Elder suffers a Stupid Death in ancient Pompeii, Prime Ministers Neville Chamberlain and Winston ...
Jul. 09, 2013
5x12 5 5x12 Series 5, Episode 12
Featuring a female dinosaur expert who sells seashells down on the seashore, Brian the handsome scientist reveals the weird wonders of the Greek Universe, TV's fastest-talking pensioner, ...
Jul. 16, 2013
5x13 5 TV Special: Ridiculous Romance
We find out what happens when Henry VIII takes part in TV show Dating In Darkness and meets latest love Anne of Cleves, discover the problems encountered by Queen Elizabeth I’s portrait ...
Feb. 14, 2014
5x14 5 TV Special: Frightful First World War
Bob Hale and Rattus Rattus guide us through the horrible history of 1914-18. Featuring the soldiers, pilots, civilians, girl guides, suffragettes and even kings who were all caught ...
Aug. 04, 2014
5x15 5 TV Special: Magna Carta Special: Crooked King John and Magna Carta
Horrible Histories returns for a special about King John and Magna Carta, starring Ben Miller. John annoys the Barons and agrees Magna Carta at Runnymede, after a banging rap battle. ...
Feb. 07, 2015
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Season 5 Quotes

05x11 - Series 5, Episode 11 Season 5 / Episode 11: - Series 5, Episode 11

Various: I am Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will only ever wash with Jupiter's Olive Oil. Mmm, so smooth
05x11 - Series 5, Episode 11 Season 5 / Episode 11: - Series 5, Episode 11

Winston Churchill: You were given the choice between war and dishonour. You chose dishonour, and you will have war.
Neville Chamberlain: I think I preferred 'I told you so!'
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Season 5 Trivia

  • Episode 15 - The comment by the commentator during the no-man's land soccer match, They think it's all over. It is now! Is a nod to the comment made by Kenneth Wolstenholme at the end of the 1966 Cup final when England beat Germay 4 goals to 2 after extra time.
  • Episode 15 - Goof (continuity error): During the sketch where the Red Baron wants a silver trophy for his latest kill, the souvenir part of the plane and the position of the hands of the person holding it, changes between shots. Also the shop keeper states that Germany has run out of silver, however there are many silver troph
  • Episode 15 - Goof (factual errors): During Bob Hale's summary of the First World War, the cartoon in the background has the Red Baron's red plane as a single wing plane. However, the Red Baron's plane had three wings. Further more, single wing planes were not developed until well after World War 1.
  • Episode 11 - Goof (anachronisms): During the convict settlement of Australia sketch, the map showing the state of New South Wales is wrong for the period. The borders of N.S.W. weren't defined until the mid 1800s. The border with South Australia was defined in 1836, Victoria 1851 and Queensland in 1859.

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