3x02 One O'Clock Jump
First Aired: Jan. 08, 1996 on BBC One
Series Main Characters
Gary: Dare I ask you something? Why does your wife never speak?
Mr. Shik: She doesn't understand English. She's Japanese.
Reg: No hard feelings?
Gary: Hard feelings? What, about the time you arrested me for drink driving, even though I had no intention whatsoever of driving, with the result that I lost my license, my job and very nearly my wife? No, no hard feelings at all.
Reg: Good. As long as there's no hard feelings.
Ron: He's not very good at detecting irony, is he?
Reg: Oh, I wouldn't dream of trying detective work, sir. Not my forté at all.
Yvonne: Wasn't it my turn?
Gary: Yeah, probably, but I had to get up anyway.
Yvonne: To go to work, you mean. Whereas I don't have a job, and I'm never likely to get a job because at the age of thirty-two my life is meaningless and futile: in short, over.
Gary: OK, tomorrow you make the tea.
Yvonne: I'm sorry, I didn't sleep very well; I had a rotten dream.
Gary: Oh, the one where you're being chased by Johnny Depp and for some reason can't make yourself stop running away?