2x14 Blame It on the Alcohol
First Aired: Feb. 22, 2011 on FOX
Summary: Principal Figgins teaches the student body about the danger of underage drinking, and the glee club is personally touched by the message. Meanwhile, Mr. Schuester and Coach Beiste (guest star Dot-Marie Jones) indulge in a little fun of their own.
Main Characters in this Episode
Rachel Berry: Blaine Warbler, I'm gonna... Rock. Your. World.
Santana Lopez: [Talking to Mr. Schue] Oh, you're one to talk. How about you crack a Four Loko, Count Boozy Von Drunk-a-Ton?
Will Schuester: [Drunk dialing Emma] Hey there sexy lady. There's something I really, really want to say to you. I love how you eat your lunch with your little plastic gloves and they crinkle and make the cutest sound I've ever heard in my life. Why don't you pick up some wine coolers and come over here and it'll be just one night of let's just get crazy, just get crazy ,getting' really crazy, rollin' round in the hay. Hay... I was just in some hay earlier tonight and hey, I rode a bull. I was thinking of you.
- Goof (errors made by characters, possibly deliberate errors by the filmmakers): When Becky does the outro on the xylophone and Sue stops her, the speaker is already switched off so the students wouldn't even hear it.
- Goof (errors made by characters, possibly deliberate errors by the filmmakers): When Will drunk dials Sue, he says "hey sexy lady" after he says "I know it's late and I know you're taken, I've had a couple drinks". When Sue is playing the voice message over the PA system, however, it starts with the "hey sexy lady" but then cuts straight to "there is something I really, really wanna say to you". It skips much of what he says the first time he drunk dials.
- When Sue makes her announcement over the P.A., Becky does an intro and outro on a small xylophone. She is stopped by Sue when she hits too many notes; this is reminiscent of the principal's secretary Blanche in Grease, who does the xylophone intros and outros for P.A. announcements, and also gets carried away.
- When Rachel and Kurt are waiting for Blaine so Rachel can kiss him, she says, "I may get a new boyfriend who can keep up with me vocally and in the future give me vaguely Eurasian-looking children". Darren Criss, who plays Blaine, is half-Filipino.