Type
Scripted
Premiered
Oct. 05, 2000
Status
Completed/Ended
Runtime
60 min.
Country
USA
Network
The CW TV Network

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Paris Geller Gilmore Girls

Paris Geller

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Liza WeilLiza Weil
Liza Weil's childhood was spent traveling around the world with her parents, who were members of The ...

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Paris Geller Quotes

06x16 - Bridesmaid Revisited Season 6 / Episode 16: - Bridesmaid Revisited

Rory Gilmore: Logan and I broke up, too. Today. I'm moving out.
Paris Geller: How come?
Rory Gilmore: He cheated on me... with an entire wedding party.
06x14 - You've Been Gilmored Season 6 / Episode 14: - You've Been Gilmored

Rory: You don't need this. You're going to be a doctor!
Paris Geller: Surgeon.
Rory: And a lawyer.
Paris Geller: Judge.
06x12 - Just Like Gwen and Gavin Season 6 / Episode 12: - Just Like Gwen and Gavin

Paris Geller: I am not your mother or your hugger.
06x12 - Just Like Gwen and Gavin Season 6 / Episode 12: - Just Like Gwen and Gavin

Paris Geller: If you need some love, get a hooker.
06x05 - We've Got Magic to Do Season 6 / Episode 5: - We've Got Magic to Do

Paris Geller: What do I do?
Rory Gilmore: You'll just have to do what everyone else who needs money has to do.
Paris Geller: What's that?
Rory Gilmore: What people do.
Paris Geller: What am I, a mindreader?
Rory Gilmore: Get a job.
Paris Geller: A job. I've never had a job. I don't know the first thing about having a job. All I've got on my resume is academic achievements, which will mean doodly-squat when I'm in line with eleven thousand people vying for an opening in the gardening department at Walmart.
06x05 - We've Got Magic to Do Season 6 / Episode 5: - We've Got Magic to Do

Paris Geller: Attica! Attica!
06x01 - New and Improved Lorelai Season 6 / Episode 1: - New and Improved Lorelai

Paris Geller: Aren't you worried that one night you're going to sleepwalk right into that pool and drown?
Rory Gilmore: I am *now*.
05x20 - How Many Kropogs to Cape Cod? Season 5 / Episode 20: - How Many Kropogs to Cape Cod?

Paris Geller: Sick people freak me out.
Doyle: You're pre-med!
05x14 - Say Something Season 5 / Episode 14: - Say Something

Rory: Well, you're awake now. Can I ask you a question?
Paris Geller: Bite me.
Rory: Were there any messages for me?
Paris Geller: Yes. Four other people called and asked that you bite me.
05x09 - Emily Says Hello Season 5 / Episode 9: - Emily Says Hello

Paris Geller: I need the exact time of today's sunset.
Rory Gilmore: I'm in the middle of an article.
Paris Geller: Well, if you read faster, you wouldn't be.
Rory Gilmore: Okay, the time of today's sunset is 4:31.
Paris Geller: Okay. Then I just have to keep my mind occupied until 4:31.
Rory Gilmore: Paris.
Paris Geller: What?
Rory Gilmore: Tell me again why you're fasting for Ramadan.
Paris Geller: Look, Rory, if you want to crib your articles from the AP wire, that's your business. I, on the other hand, actually give a rat's ass about journalistic integrity. When I write about Ramadan, I experience Ramadan. Are you chewing gum?
Rory Gilmore: What? Yes, why?
Paris Geller: I'd really prefer it if you didn't chew it *at* me.
Rory Gilmore: Paris, did you know that not eating can make people kind of snippy?
05x09 - Emily Says Hello Season 5 / Episode 9: - Emily Says Hello

Paris Geller: People came to America to escape religious persecution.
Marty: Well, what religion is anti-leftovers?
05x03 - Written in the Stars Season 5 / Episode 3: - Written in the Stars

Rory: Heart attack [... ] Um, it wasn't during... , um, was it ?
Paris Geller: No, Rory, this great man was not brought down by my vagina. Okay.
04x08 - Die, Jerk Season 4 / Episode 8: - Die, Jerk

Rory Gilmore: Let's not make each other feel bad.
Paris Geller: Hey, hug a dolphin another day alright?
04x02 - The Lorelais' First Day at Yale Season 4 / Episode 2: - The Lorelais' First Day at Yale

Tana Schrick: Um, where are we going to put the couch?
Paris Geller: Why don't you just...


Terrance: Paris!
Paris Geller: What?
Terrance: Three steps forward, two steps back.
Paris Geller: But she was baiting me.
Terrance: Fish can choose not to bite.
Paris Geller: [calmly, to Tana] We'll figure it out.
03x17 - A Tale of Poes and Fire Season 3 / Episode 17: - A Tale of Poes and Fire

Paris Geller: I did tell my mother about having sex with Jamie and her only reaction was to talk about how my father hasn't pleased her in 15 years.
Rory Gilmore: Yikes!
Paris Geller: Like I couldn't tell.
03x16 - The Big One Season 3 / Episode 16: - The Big One

Paris Geller: I slept with Jamie. Last night, after we talked.
Rory Gilmore: Was it something I said?
Paris Geller: I went over there to study, and he lit a fire, and then we did it. What are your thoughts on that?
Rory Gilmore: My thoughts?
Paris Geller: Because I'm not exactly sure how I feel about it myself yet. [Rory gets up for a drink of water; Paris follows] I've been going over it in my head; I mean, it seemed to go pretty well. The fire was nice, and thank god he didn't try to put on any ridiculous make-out music, and - then it just happened. I was actually fairly surprised at the timing of it, because I wasn't wearing anything particularly alluring; and in the moments just before the act ...
Rory Gilmore: [appalled] Oh god!
Paris Geller: - we were actually discussing modern-day Marxism in America, which is not what I would have deemed a "come and get it" sort of conversation, but nevertheless he came and got it, and I have to figure out what that means to me on a psychological level. So I thought maybe, if you and I could have sort of a healthy debate about it, I could come to some sort of reasonable conclusion about how I should be feeling right about now; so, come on, talk! What do you think?
03x07 - They Shoot Gilmores, Don't They? Season 3 / Episode 7: - They Shoot Gilmores, Don't They?

Paris Geller: This is the seventy-fifth anniversary issue. There is only going to be one seventy-fifth anniversary issue ever, and it's on our watch. We screw this up and we basically mooned a piece of history. Is that what you want? To B.A. history?
Madeline Lynn: But I don't understand. Last year was the seventy-fourth anniversary issue of the Franklin.
Paris Geller: So?
Madeline Lynn: So there's only gonna be one seventy-fourth anniversary issue ever and we didn't do anything special for it.
Louise Grant: I think the cover was of a deep-fried Mars bar.
Paris Geller: That's because nobody cares about the seventy-fourth anniversary issue.
Madeline Lynn: I bet the person who worked on it seventy-four years ago did.
Paris Geller: [exasperated] We're working Saturday!


Paris Geller: "Why are we working Saturday, Paris? What's so special about the seventy-fifth issue, Paris? Why does my head feel so light and yet not float away, Paris?"
03x01 - Those Lazy-Hazy-Crazy Days Season 3 / Episode 1: - Those Lazy-Hazy-Crazy Days

Paris Geller: I wish I knew if he was right for me. You know? So I don't put myself through all of this for nothing? I mean women fall for men who are wrong for them all of the time, and then they get sidetracked from their goals. They give up careers and become alcoholics and, if you're Sunny von Bülow, wind up in a coma completely incapable of stopping Glenn Close from playing you in a movie.
Rory Gilmore: I think you should wear your hair down.
03x01 - Those Lazy-Hazy-Crazy Days Season 3 / Episode 1: - Those Lazy-Hazy-Crazy Days

Paris Geller: [talking in her sleep] I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
01x13 - Concert Interruptus Season 1 / Episode 13: - Concert Interruptus

Paris Geller: Are you seriously gonna wear that? Those are *used* clothes!
Louise Grant: Vintage, dear.
Paris Geller: Filthy, darling.

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