Type
Scripted
Premiered
Sep. 22, 1994
Status
Completed/Ended
Runtime
30 min.
Country
USA
Network
NBC TV Network

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Dr. Ross Geller

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  Played by:
David SchwimmerDavid Schwimmer
David Lawrence Schwimmer is an American actor, director, producer and comedian.

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Dr. Ross Geller Quotes

08x20 - The One With The Baby Shower Season 8 / Episode 20: - The One With The Baby Shower

Dr. Ross Geller: I'd like a Wicked Wango Card?
08x20 - The One With The Baby Shower Season 8 / Episode 20: - The One With The Baby Shower

Dr. Ross Geller: The Wheel of Mayhem has not been my friend tonight, Joey.
08x18 - The One In Massapequa (a.k.a. The One With The Zesty Guy) Season 8 / Episode 18: - The One In Massapequa (a.k.a. The One With The Zesty Guy)

Dr. Ross Geller: [after Rachel exaggerates their fake wedding] What are you doing?
Rachel Green: What? I'm not you. This may be the only wedding I ever have!
08x15 - The One With The Birthing Video Season 8 / Episode 15: - The One With The Birthing Video

Monica Geller-Bing: I don't think you want to know
Dr. Ross Geller: Come on you can ask me anything
Monica Geller-Bing: [Showing him two lingerie dresses] ok big brother, which one of these would make your little sister look hotter so your best friend would want to "do" her?
08x14 - The One With The Secret Closet Season 8 / Episode 14: - The One With The Secret Closet

Dr. Ross Geller: Oh. *Oh*. Thank God, most women don't even feel them.
Rachel Green: Okay, no uterus, no opinion.
08x13 - The One Where Chandler Takes A Bath Season 8 / Episode 13: - The One Where Chandler Takes A Bath

Rachel Green: [discussing names for the baby] I was thinking, if it's girl: Sandrine. It's French.
Dr. Ross Geller: Huh. That's a really pretty name, for an industrial solvent.
08x02 - The One With The Red Sweater Season 8 / Episode 2: - The One With The Red Sweater

Dr. Ross Geller: Do you really want to start your life together by letting her down?
Chandler Bing: Marriage advice? Really?
08x01 - The One After  I do Season 8 / Episode 1: - The One After I do

Mona: It's Joey, right?
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah.
Dr. Ross Geller: Wait a minute! No! I'm the nice one! I'm the one who danced with the kids all night! I...


Dr. Ross Geller: [to Joey] How small are your feet!
07x16 - The One With The Truth About London Season 7 / Episode 16: - The One With The Truth About London

Dr. Ross Geller: You going to be OK?
Rachel Green: Yeah, I think so.
Dr. Ross Geller: I wasn't talking to you.
07x16 - The One With The Truth About London Season 7 / Episode 16: - The One With The Truth About London

Dr. Ross Geller: Everything OK?
Ben Geller: [from the bathroom] Don't talk to me now.
Rachel Green: Aw. Just like his daddy.
07x13 - The One Where Rosita Dies Season 7 / Episode 13: - The One Where Rosita Dies

Jack Geller: Well, I don't know what's in the boxes down here, but I do know there are six or seven Easy Bake Ovens in the attic.
Monica Geller: I used to love to play restaurant.
Dr. Ross Geller: Yeah, not as much as you used to love to play "un-cooked batter eater."
Monica Geller: Hey, it is unreasonable to expect a child to wait for a lightbulb to cook brownies!
07x12 - The One Where They're Up All Night Season 7 / Episode 12: - The One Where They're Up All Night

Dr. Ross Geller: Ow! My ankle! I really hurt my ankle, I think I twisted it wh-- oooohhh, a Quarter!
07x09 - The One With All The Candy Season 7 / Episode 9: - The One With All The Candy

Monica Geller: Ross, the neighbors ate all my candy!
Dr. Ross Geller: Mine stole my newspaper! It's like a crime wave!
07x09 - The One With All The Candy Season 7 / Episode 9: - The One With All The Candy

Chandler: [Ben's about to ride his first big boy bike] Here Ben Let Me Help You With That
Ben Geller: Thank you Daddy!
Dr. Ross Geller: No, No No one daddy... Two mommies.
07x07 - The One With Ross's Library Book Season 7 / Episode 7: - The One With Ross's Library Book

Dr. Ross Geller: Hi, I was wondering, is it possible to increase security in the Paleontology section? I wrote a book that's up there and instead of reading it people are... well, they're rolling around in front of it.
07x04 - The One With Rachel's Assistant Season 7 / Episode 4: - The One With Rachel's Assistant

Dr. Ross Geller: How could you tell her?
Chandler Bing: I had to, okay? We're getting married. Married people can't keep secrets from one another!
Dr. Ross Geller: Oh, really? Well, I guess Monica should know about Atlantic City.
Chandler Bing: DU-UDE!
Monica Geller: What happened in Atlantic City?
Dr. Ross Geller: Well, Chandler and I are in a bar...
Chandler Bing: Did you not hear me say, "DU-UDE!"
07x04 - The One With Rachel's Assistant Season 7 / Episode 4: - The One With Rachel's Assistant

Dr. Ross Geller: So Chandler and I are in a bar and this girl is making eyes at Chandler, ok? So after a while he goes over to her and after a minute or two I see them kissing. And I know what you're thinking, Chandler is not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls, and you're right, Chandler is *not* the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with *girls*.
Monica Geller: You kissed a guy? Oh my god!
Chandler Bing: In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy!
07x04 - The One With Rachel's Assistant Season 7 / Episode 4: - The One With Rachel's Assistant

Dr. Ross Geller: I laughed so hard.
Chandler Bing: Ho, ho, so hard we had to throw out your underwear again?
Dr. Ross Geller: Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.
07x04 - The One With Rachel's Assistant Season 7 / Episode 4: - The One With Rachel's Assistant

Dr. Ross Geller: Well, maybe Chandler should know some of your secrets too.
Monica Geller: I already told him everything! You shoosh!
Dr. Ross Geller: Once, Monica was sent to her room without dinner, so she ate the maccaroni off a jewelry box she'd made.
Monica Geller: Ross used to stay home *every* saturday night to watch Golden Girls!
Dr. Ross Geller: Monica couldn't tell time until she was 13!
Monica Geller: It's hard for some people!
Chandler Bing: Of course it is! [silently] Wow!
Monica Geller: Chandler one time wore my underwear to work!
Chandler Bing: Hey!
Monica Geller: I'm sorry, I couldn't think any more for Ross.
Dr. Ross Geller: Oh-oh, in college Chandler got drunk and slept with the lady who cleaned our dorm!
Chandler Bing: That was you.
Dr. Ross Geller: Whatever dude, you kised a guy.
06x22 - The One Where Paul's The Man Season 6 / Episode 22: - The One Where Paul's The Man

Elizabeth Stevens: [while making out at Paul's cabin] Hey umm, you brought protection right?
Dr. Ross Geller: Why? Are there like bears or something? [He looks around nervously and then sees that Elizabeth is shaking her head no] Ohh. Oh, protection. Yeah-no, yeah-no, that-that-that I forgot.
06x21 - The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad Season 6 / Episode 21: - The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad

Dr. Ross Geller: I just found out Elizabeth's dad wants to meet me.
Chandler Bing: Wait a minute. Hold the phone. You are not Elizabeth's dad?
06x21 - The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad Season 6 / Episode 21: - The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad

Rachel Green: [to Paul during dinner] So it seemed that my prom date had stood me up, so Ross selflessly offered to take me.
Elizabeth Stevens: What a nice story.
Paul Stevens: So Ross was in college and decided to jump at the chance to take a young girl to her high school prom?
Rachel Green: I definitely did not see that one backfiring! I'm going to go to the bathroom.
Dr. Ross Geller: [to Rachel] Yeah, you take your time.
Dr. Ross Geller: [to Paul] just so you know, I was a freshman and she was a senior so it wasn't as bad as...
Paul Stevens: [to Ross] Look, I know I've been giving you a lot of jabs and it's partly that I'm very protective of my daughter and partly because they keep coming to me! But I have to admit, after all the wonderful things Elizabeth has told me, and after the many, many, many things Rachel has told me... well, I guess you're not all bad.
Dr. Ross Geller: [Feeling satisfied] I'm not all bad.
Paul Stevens: I'm sorry I was so harsh before but you have to understand I still look at Elizabeth like she's a twelve year old girl.
Dr. Ross Geller: You know what? I do that too.
Paul Stevens: I beg your pardon?
Dr. Ross Geller: [Nervously] Oh no, I don't see her as a twelve year old girl. I have a son who's six and I still think of him as a baby.
Paul Stevens: You have a son?
Dr. Ross Geller: Yes, my ex-wife and I share custody of Ben and, just so you know, Carol and I are on excellent terms, as I'm sure you are with your wife.
Dr. Ross Geller: [Nervously, remembering Paul is a widower] Oh, I'm very sorry.
Paul Stevens: [as Rachel returns to the table] Don't worry about it, I didn't realize you were married.
Rachel Green: We were, but that was a big drunken mistake.
Dr. Ross Geller: [Sarcastically to Rachel ] Oh great, you're back?
Paul Stevens: [to Ross and Rachel] You two were married?
Rachel Green: [revealing Ross was married three times] Oh, whoops you were talking about Emily.
Dr. Ross Geller: [Shamefully slams his head on the table]
06x11 - The One With The Apothecary Table Season 6 / Episode 11: - The One With The Apothecary Table

Dr. Ross Geller: [Rachel tells him that Phoebe hates Pottery Barn] She hates Pottery Barn?
06x11 - The One With The Apothecary Table Season 6 / Episode 11: - The One With The Apothecary Table

Phoebe Buffay: [Ross's apothecary table has just been revealed after Phoebe dragged the tablecloth off it with her feet] Ross, where'd you get this?
Dr. Ross Geller: [yelling] I got it at Pottery Barn, Okay?
06x11 - The One With The Apothecary Table Season 6 / Episode 11: - The One With The Apothecary Table

Dr. Ross Geller: You know what I think?... She's weird. It's because she's a twin.
Rachel Green: Ross, she is not weird. She just likes her stuff to be one-of-a-kind.
Dr. Ross Geller: You know what's not one-of-a-kind? A twin!
06x08 - The One With Ross's Teeth Season 6 / Episode 8: - The One With Ross's Teeth

Dr. Ross Geller: Hey, Rachel, did you notice...
Rachel Green: Your teeth? Yeah, I saw them from outside.
06x05 - The One With Joey's Porsche Season 6 / Episode 5: - The One With Joey's Porsche

Rachel Green: [to the judge] Do you see? Do you see what you're keeping me married to?
Judge: You need to get out of my chambers.
Rachel Green: All right, look lady, here is the deal: I came here for an annulment, and I am not leaving here until I get one!
Dr. Ross Geller: Yeah!
Judge: Would you like to spend the night in jail?
Rachel Green: Thank you for your time.

05x22 - The One With Joey's Big Break Season 5 / Episode 22: - The One With Joey's Big Break

Joey Tribbiani: Oh, I know how we can decide. I'm gonna ask you questions and you've gotta answer real fast, OK? What do you like better, action or comedy?
Dr. Ross Geller: Action.
Joey Tribbiani: Who would you rather sleep with, Monica or Rachel?
Dr. Ross Geller: Dude, you are sick!
Joey Tribbiani: Oh, right, I forgot you had that whole Rachel thing!
05x21 - The One With The Ball Season 5 / Episode 21: - The One With The Ball

Rachel Green: I just bought something. I'm not sure she [meaning Monica] is gonna like it, and it's gonna seem a little crazy, but this is something I've wanted since I was a little girl.
Dr. Ross Geller: You bought Shaun Cassidy!
Rachel Green: No, I wish!
05x19 - The One Where Ross Can't Flirt Season 5 / Episode 19: - The One Where Ross Can't Flirt

Dr. Ross Geller: Was I talking to her about... gas?
Chandler: More so than anything else.

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