Type
Scripted
Premiered
Sep. 22, 1994
Status
Completed/Ended
Runtime
30 min.
Country
USA
Network
NBC TV Network

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Dr. Ross Geller

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  Played by:
David SchwimmerDavid Schwimmer
David Lawrence Schwimmer is an American actor, director, producer and comedian.

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Dr. Ross Geller Quotes

08x23 - The One Where Rachel Has A Baby (1) Season 8 / Episode 23: - The One Where Rachel Has A Baby (1)

Judy Geller: [Judy is pressuring Ross to marry Rachel] This isn't just some girl you picked up in a bar and... humped. A child should have a family.
Dr. Ross Geller: Mom, you know what? I can't deal with this right now. I'm sorry...
Judy Geller: Just think about it. If you don't, I'll talk more about humping.
08x22 - The One Where Rachel Is Late Season 8 / Episode 22: - The One Where Rachel Is Late

Dr. Ross Geller: Rach, you ready to go?
Rachel Green: [from the bathroom] IN A MINUTE!
08x22 - The One Where Rachel Is Late Season 8 / Episode 22: - The One Where Rachel Is Late

Doctor: It still could last a little while longer, if you're anxious, there are a few ways to help things along.
Dr. Ross Geller: Do them!
08x22 - The One Where Rachel Is Late Season 8 / Episode 22: - The One Where Rachel Is Late

Dr. Ross Geller: You know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human, half pure evil!
08x22 - The One Where Rachel Is Late Season 8 / Episode 22: - The One Where Rachel Is Late

Rachel Green: Hi, Doctor, how are you?
Dr. Ross Geller: Oh sure, you're nice to her
Rachel Green: She has the drugs!
08x20 - The One With The Baby Shower Season 8 / Episode 20: - The One With The Baby Shower

Dr. Ross Geller: I just Bamboozled Chandler! Which I must stress is not a sex thing.
08x20 - The One With The Baby Shower Season 8 / Episode 20: - The One With The Baby Shower

Chandler Bing: This game makes no sense!
Dr. Ross Geller: You're just upset because you're losing.
Chandler Bing: Oh, come on, Ross, I think we're all losers here.
08x20 - The One With The Baby Shower Season 8 / Episode 20: - The One With The Baby Shower

Dr. Ross Geller: I'd like a Wicked Wango Card?
08x20 - The One With The Baby Shower Season 8 / Episode 20: - The One With The Baby Shower

Dr. Ross Geller: The Wheel of Mayhem has not been my friend tonight, Joey.
08x18 - The One In Massapequa (a.k.a. The One With The Zesty Guy) Season 8 / Episode 18: - The One In Massapequa (a.k.a. The One With The Zesty Guy)

Dr. Ross Geller: [after Rachel exaggerates their fake wedding] What are you doing?
Rachel Green: What? I'm not you. This may be the only wedding I ever have!
08x15 - The One With The Birthing Video Season 8 / Episode 15: - The One With The Birthing Video

Dr. Ross Geller: What do you got behind your back?
Monica Geller-Bing: Nothing. Just something I wanna get Phoebe's opinion on for Valentine's Day.
Dr. Ross Geller: You don't want my opinion?
Monica Geller-Bing: Not really.
Dr. Ross Geller: Come on, I'm your older brother. Ask me.
Monica Geller-Bing: [showing him two lingerie dresses] Oh, okay, big brother, um... Which one of these do you think would make your little sister look hotter so your would wanna do her?
Dr. Ross Geller: [turns away, then says quietly without looking at her] The red one...
08x14 - The One With The Secret Closet Season 8 / Episode 14: - The One With The Secret Closet

Dr. Ross Geller: Oh. *Oh*. Thank God, most women don't even feel them.
Rachel Green: Okay, no uterus, no opinion.
08x13 - The One Where Chandler Takes A Bath Season 8 / Episode 13: - The One Where Chandler Takes A Bath

Rachel Green: [discussing names for the baby] I was thinking, if it's girl: Sandrine. It's French.
Dr. Ross Geller: Huh. That's a really pretty name, for an industrial solvent.
08x13 - The One Where Chandler Takes A Bath Season 8 / Episode 13: - The One Where Chandler Takes A Bath

Rachel Green: If it's a girl, Rain.
Dr. Ross Geller: Veto.
Rachel Green: Why?
Dr. Ross Geller: Rain? Hi, hi, my name is Rain. I have my own kiln and my dress is made of wheat.
Phoebe: I know her!
08x13 - The One Where Chandler Takes A Bath Season 8 / Episode 13: - The One Where Chandler Takes A Bath

Dr. Ross Geller: I like Ruth. How about Ruth?
Rachel Green: Oh, I'm sorry. Are we having an 89-year-old? How about Dayton?
Dr. Ross Geller: Veto. Stewart?
Rachel Green: Veto. Sawyer?
Dr. Ross Geller: Veto. Helen?
Rachel Green: Veto
Phoebe: Is it me or is Veto starting to sound really good?
08x02 - The One With The Red Sweater Season 8 / Episode 2: - The One With The Red Sweater

Dr. Ross Geller: Do you really want to start your life together by letting her down?
Chandler Bing: Marriage advice? Really?
08x01 - The One After  I do Season 8 / Episode 1: - The One After I do

Mona: It's Joey, right?
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah.
Dr. Ross Geller: Wait a minute! No! I'm the nice one! I'm the one who danced with the kids all night! I...


Dr. Ross Geller: [to Joey] How small are your feet!
07x16 - The One With The Truth About London Season 7 / Episode 16: - The One With The Truth About London

Dr. Ross Geller: You going to be OK?
Rachel Green: Yeah, I think so.
Dr. Ross Geller: I wasn't talking to you.
07x16 - The One With The Truth About London Season 7 / Episode 16: - The One With The Truth About London

Dr. Ross Geller: Everything OK?
Ben Geller: [from the bathroom] Don't talk to me now.
Rachel Green: Aw. Just like his daddy.
07x15 - The One With Joey's New Brain Season 7 / Episode 15: - The One With Joey's New Brain

Joey: They're killing off one of the characters on the show and when she dies, her brain is being transplanted into my body.
Dr. Ross Geller: What? A brain transplant? It's ridiculous.
Joey: I think it's ridiculous you haven't had sex in 3 1/2 months.
Dr. Ross Geller: It's winter, there are fewer people on the street.
Monica Geller: Who are they killing off?
Joey: Cecelia Monroe. She plays Jessica Lockhart.
Monica Geller, Rachel Green: Noooooo!
Rachel Green: She is so good at throwing drinks in people's faces, I mean I don't think I've ever seen her finish a beverage.
07x13 - The One Where Rosita Dies Season 7 / Episode 13: - The One Where Rosita Dies

Jack Geller: Well, I don't know what's in the boxes down here, but I do know there are six or seven Easy Bake Ovens in the attic.
Monica Geller: I used to love to play restaurant.
Dr. Ross Geller: Yeah, not as much as you used to love to play "un-cooked batter eater."
Monica Geller: Hey, it is unreasonable to expect a child to wait for a lightbulb to cook brownies!
07x12 - The One Where They're Up All Night Season 7 / Episode 12: - The One Where They're Up All Night

Dr. Ross Geller: Ow! My ankle! I really hurt my ankle, I think I twisted it wh-- oooohhh, a Quarter!
07x11 - The One With All The Cheesecakes Season 7 / Episode 11: - The One With All The Cheesecakes

Dr. Ross Geller: So I finally heard back from Aunt Cheryl and apparently it wasn't a mistake. Uh, there's limited seating in the hall.
Monica Geller: Limited seating? I am just one tiny person.
Dr. Ross Geller: Yeah, but she doesn't know that. The last time she saw you, you would have turned one of those little wedding chairs into kindling.
07x09 - The One With All The Candy Season 7 / Episode 9: - The One With All The Candy

Monica Geller: Ross, the neighbors ate all my candy!
Dr. Ross Geller: Mine stole my newspaper! It's like a crime wave!
07x09 - The One With All The Candy Season 7 / Episode 9: - The One With All The Candy

Chandler: [Ben's about to ride his first big boy bike] Here Ben Let Me Help You With That
Ben Geller: Thank you Daddy!
Dr. Ross Geller: No, No No one daddy... Two mommies.
07x07 - The One With Ross's Library Book Season 7 / Episode 7: - The One With Ross's Library Book

Dr. Ross Geller: Hi, I was wondering, is it possible to increase security in the Paleontology section? I wrote a book that's up there and instead of reading it people are... well, they're rolling around in front of it.
07x04 - The One With Rachel's Assistant Season 7 / Episode 4: - The One With Rachel's Assistant

Dr. Ross Geller: How could you tell her?
Chandler Bing: I had to, okay? We're getting married. Married people can't keep secrets from one another!
Dr. Ross Geller: Oh, really? Well, I guess Monica should know about Atlantic City.
Chandler Bing: DU-UDE!
Monica Geller: What happened in Atlantic City?
Dr. Ross Geller: Well, Chandler and I are in a bar...
Chandler Bing: Did you not hear me say, "DU-UDE!"
07x04 - The One With Rachel's Assistant Season 7 / Episode 4: - The One With Rachel's Assistant

Dr. Ross Geller: So Chandler and I are in a bar and this girl is making eyes at Chandler, ok? So after a while he goes over to her and after a minute or two I see them kissing. And I know what you're thinking, Chandler is not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls, and you're right, Chandler is *not* the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with *girls*.
Monica Geller: You kissed a guy? Oh my god!
Chandler Bing: In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy!
07x04 - The One With Rachel's Assistant Season 7 / Episode 4: - The One With Rachel's Assistant

Dr. Ross Geller: I laughed so hard.
Chandler Bing: Ho, ho, so hard we had to throw out your underwear again?
Dr. Ross Geller: Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.
07x04 - The One With Rachel's Assistant Season 7 / Episode 4: - The One With Rachel's Assistant

Dr. Ross Geller: Well, maybe Chandler should know some of your secrets too.
Monica Geller: I already told him everything! You shoosh!
Dr. Ross Geller: Once, Monica was sent to her room without dinner, so she ate the maccaroni off a jewelry box she'd made.
Monica Geller: Ross used to stay home *every* saturday night to watch Golden Girls!
Dr. Ross Geller: Monica couldn't tell time until she was 13!
Monica Geller: It's hard for some people!
Chandler Bing: Of course it is! [silently] Wow!
Monica Geller: Chandler one time wore my underwear to work!
Chandler Bing: Hey!
Monica Geller: I'm sorry, I couldn't think any more for Ross.
Dr. Ross Geller: Oh-oh, in college Chandler got drunk and slept with the lady who cleaned our dorm!
Chandler Bing: That was you.
Dr. Ross Geller: Whatever dude, you kised a guy.

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