Season 5 Breakdown
Normal Episodes: 18
TV Specials: 0
TV Movies: 0
Normal Episodes: 18
TV Specials: 0
TV Movies: 0
Family Guy Season 5 (2006-2007)
|5x01 Stewie Loves Lois |
After Rupert is violently ripped to shreds by a stray dog, Lois sows him back together. Grateful for saving his beloved teddy, Stewie becomes obsessed with spending time with her. At ...
|Sep. 10, 2006|
|5x02 Mother Tucker |
Peter's mother divorces his dad and begins dating Quahog anchorman Tom Tucker, who becomes Peter's new father figure. Meanwhile, Brian gets his own radio show and Stewie can't help ...
|Sep. 17, 2006|
|5x03 Hell Comes to Quahog |
Everyone is uncomfortable when a heat wave strikes Quahog. To make matters worse, a big box store (a - la Wal-Mart) sets up a new division in Quahog, which runs every other store out ...
|Sep. 24, 2006|
|5x04 Saving Private Brian |
When Chris is asked to join the military, Brian is outraged, and heads down to the recruiting office to speak his mind. Once there, Stewie is swindled into signing him and Brian into ...
|Nov. 05, 2006|
|5x05 Whistle While Your Wife Works |
When Peter gets injured on the job his boss finds out he's been falling behind; Lois goes down there to help him speed things up. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to get Brian to dump his new ...
|Nov. 12, 2006|
|5x06 Prick Up Your Ears |
When Lois starts teaching sex-ed at Chris' school, parents become upset with her uncomfortable honesty. She is replaced with a conservative christian who has all of the condoms removed ...
|Nov. 19, 2006|
|5x07 Chick Cancer |
Stewie reunites with his old flame Olivia and the two decide to get married. However, their relationship soon begins to dull out. Meanwhile, after Lois introduces Peter to "chick flicks" ...
|Nov. 26, 2006|
|5x08 Barely Legal |
Meg is having problems finding a date for her prom, and she needs some help, even though he is dating his girlfriend Jillian, he decides to go with Meg to the prom. At the prom, Brian ...
|Dec. 17, 2006|
|5x09 Road to Rupert |
When Brian accidentally sells Rupert at a garage sale him and Stewie go on a quest to find him. Meanwhile, Peter loses his drivers license and Meg has to drive him around. Surprisingly, ...
|Jan. 28, 2007|
|5x10 Peter's Two Dads |
When Peter accidentally kills his father it jogs his memory that Francis once told Peter he wasn't his real father. After Thelma tells him that his real father actually lives in Ireland ...
|Feb. 11, 2007|
|5x11 The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou |
When a bully harasses Chris, Peter goes to his defense, but the kid is so annoying that Peter ends up beating him up. Meanwhile, Stewie goes out without sunscreen and becomes obsessed ...
|Feb. 18, 2007|
|5x12 Airport '07 |
Peter takes Quagmire to the airport for work and messes things up, causing Quagmire to lose his job as a pilot. Quagmire cant find another gig, so Peter and Cleveland devise a plan ...
|Mar. 04, 2007|
|5x13 Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey |
After Peter hurts himself trying to fix a flat tire on former president Bill Clinton's limousine, an appreciative Clinton sets out to show the depressed Peter a good time. Then Clinton ...
|Mar. 11, 2007|
|5x14 No Meals On Wheels |
After a historical coin is found under the Griffin's carpet, Peter and Lois start a family restaurant, which soon turns into a favorite place for the paraplegic community of Quahog. ...
|Mar. 25, 2007|
|5x15 Boys Do Cry |
The family heads to church when Lois gets a gig as the organist, but after Stewie gets sick the congregation is convinced he's possessed by the devil. So, the family goes on the run ...
|Apr. 29, 2007|
|5x16 No Chris Left Behind |
When Chris gets expelled from school, the family enrolls him in a snooty boarding school Mr. Pewterschmidt attended, but Chris doesn't exactly fit in. Meanwhile, the chicken returns ...
|May. 06, 2007|
|5x17 It Takes A Village Idiot, And I Married One |
When Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, she isn't the front-runner until she 'dumbs down' her political views. Once in office, she's corrupted by the power and starts accepting bribes so ...
|May. 13, 2007|
|5x18 Meet the Quagmires |
Death grants Peter's wish of going back in time to be 18 again just for one night so that he can sow his wild oats. In 1984, he bails on a date with Lois to go to a bar and make out ...
|May. 20, 2007|
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Season 5 Quotes
|Season 5 / Episode 7: - Chick Cancer|
Stewie Griffin: Uh, what's for dinner
Olivia: [grabs the Play-Doh Fun Factory Machine] Play-Doh spaghetti.
Stewie Griffin: [pauses] Oh.
Olivia: [stops making the Play-Doh spaghetti] What?
Stewie Griffin: No, no, it's nothing, just had Play-Doh spaghetti last night [under breath] and that's all we had last night.
Olivia: What does that mean?
Stewie Griffin: Oh, I don't know, Olivia. Uh, maybe we are in a sexless marriage. We have yet to have sex.
Olivia: Do you even know what sex is?
Stewie Griffin: That's not the point, don't change the... it's a kind of cake?
|Season 5 / Episode 18: - Meet the Quagmires|
Marvin: [on the phone] Hey Rick, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Astley. Remember that mediocre, generic sound you were looking for? Well, listen to this!
Season 5 Trivia
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