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Herbert Family Guy

Herbert

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Mike HenryMike Henry
Henry and his younger brother Patrick were born to artist parents and raised in [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richmond,_Virginia]Richmond, ...

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Herbert Quotes

07x08 - Family Gay Season 7 / Episode 8: - Family Gay

Herbert: Hey there little fellaw.
Jockey: I'm 48
Herbert: This whole place is a giant mind fuck.
06x03 - Believe It Or Not, Joe's Walking On Air Season 6 / Episode 3: - Believe It Or Not, Joe's Walking On Air

Lois Griffin: Peter, you can't just slap together flimsy structures in the yard!
Peter Griffin: Why not? Herbert did it.

[pan to Herbert sitting at a wooden booth reading "Quahog Boys' Club: Free Popsicles and Shoulder Rubs"]
Herbert: [singing] It's fun to stay at the YMCA, it's fun to stay at the YMCA! Hmm...
05x09 - Road to Rupert Season 5 / Episode 9: - Road to Rupert

Herbert: Hey there, Chris.
Chris Griffin: Hi, Mr. Herbert!
Herbert: Sellin' your old hand-me-downs?
Chris Griffin: Yep!
Herbert: You got anything that you used to wear in the summer time?
Chris Griffin: Just these old shorts.
Herbert: Sweet Jesus.
05x06 - Prick Up Your Ears Season 5 / Episode 6: - Prick Up Your Ears

Herbert: Mmm, I'd love to dance, Fred Savage
03x12 - To Live and Die in Dixie Season 3 / Episode 12: - To Live and Die in Dixie

Machine: You have 113 new messages.


Lois Griffin: Oh my!
Herbert: Uh, yeah, I was just wonderin', uh... where the newspaper boy was.


Herbert: Haven't seen the newspaper in a couple days. Wonderin' if he ever gon' come back.


Herbert: Guess who? Sorry to leave you so many messages. Just lonely here. Thinkin' about the muscly-armed paperboy. Wishin' he'd come by and bring me some good news.


Herbert: Where are ya?


Herbert: Ah, you're startin' to piss me off, you little piggly sumbitch. Call me.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Herbert: Hey, muscly arm, why the long face?
Chris: It's this girl. I can't talk to her. It's like girls are a different species or something.
Herbert: Who needs them? You like Popsicles?
Chris: Well, sure.
Herbert: Then you need to come on down to the cellar. I got a whole freezer full of Popsicles.
Chris: No, thanks. I gotta get going.
Herbert: Don't make me beg now.
Chris: You're funny. Bye.
Herbert: Get your fat ass back here.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Herbert: Hey, muscly arm, why the long face?
Chris: It's this girl. I can't talk to her. It's like girls are a different species or something.
Herbert: Who needs them? You like Popsicles?
Chris: Well, sure.
Herbert: Then you need to come on down to the cellar. I got a whole freezer full of Popsicles.
Chris: No, thanks. I gotta get going.
Herbert: Don't make me beg now.
Chris: You're funny. Bye.
Herbert: Get your fat ass back here.

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