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Frank Barone Everybody Loves Raymond

Frank Barone

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Peter BoylePeter Boyle
A bold, blunt instrument of hatred and violence at the onset of his film career, Peter Boyle recoiled ...

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Frank Barone Quotes

06x20 - A Vote for Debra Season 6 / Episode 20: - A Vote for Debra

Frank Barone: I don't know why you're letting her waste her time with this crap.
Ray Barone: No, Debra's right. She said it's important for parents to get involved in their kids' education. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Frank Barone: We never got involved with your education.
Robert Barone: That's right. Pa didn't go in for all that fancy book-larnin'.
Frank Barone: What? What did I pay taxes for? You think I had time to tell you what two plus two is?
Robert Barone: Well, maybe if you took more interest, who knows how far I could have gone?
Frank Barone: Four! Two plus two is four! Go get 'em, tiger!
06x19 - Talk to Your Daughter Season 6 / Episode 19: - Talk to Your Daughter

Frank Barone: You want to know the meaning of life? You're born, you go to school, you go to work, you die. Canole... Marie
06x19 - Talk to Your Daughter Season 6 / Episode 19: - Talk to Your Daughter

Marie Barone: You've read the Bible, Frank?
Frank Barone: I've read plenty of damn bibles!
06x16 - Lucky Suit Season 6 / Episode 16: - Lucky Suit

Robert Barone: Everybody, I have some great news!
Frank Barone: Your blue ox came home?
06x12 - Season's Greetings Season 6 / Episode 12: - Season's Greetings

Frank Barone: Be quiet! Be quiet!


Frank Barone: I'm hungry.
06x10 - Raybert Season 6 / Episode 10: - Raybert

Frank Barone: Didn't I teach you anything, you gotta problem with your woman you don't go out and get another one. Then you got two problems.
06x09 - Older Women Season 6 / Episode 9: - Older Women

Frank Barone: Kill is going to Debra you!
06x06 - Frank Goes Downstairs Season 6 / Episode 6: - Frank Goes Downstairs

Frank Barone: Oh, now I see it. This stairwell needs fixin'. [starts stamping]
Ray Barone: Dad... C'mon.
Frank Barone: [crashes trough the stairwell] Woah!
Marie Barone: Frank! Are you alright?
Ray Barone: Dad!
Frank Barone: [pause] Holy Crap!
06x06 - Frank Goes Downstairs Season 6 / Episode 6: - Frank Goes Downstairs

Marie Barone: Oh my god Frank! Are you alright?
Frank Barone: Holy crap!
Marie Barone: Don't move, I'm coming right down.
Frank Barone: I'm in enough pain!
06x06 - Frank Goes Downstairs Season 6 / Episode 6: - Frank Goes Downstairs

Marie Barone: I told him not to work on those stairs. I KNEW something like this would happen! I can't bare to see him hurt. [to Frank] Why are you such a stubborn Jackass?
Frank Barone: Doctor, could I have THIS removed? [points to Marie]
Marie Barone: Doctor, before you go, is there such a thing as a "Personality Transplant"?
06x06 - Frank Goes Downstairs Season 6 / Episode 6: - Frank Goes Downstairs

Debra Barone: So, how's the rib, Frank?
Frank Barone: Okay, but I still can't burp the way I used to.
Ray Barone: Just stick to your rehab, dad.
Frank Barone: Boy am I glad to be out of that hospital. They had me so drugged up I didn't know whether I was coming or going.
Marie Barone: I thought what they had you on was marvelous. I'm going to call Mexico to try and get some for the house.
06x05 - Marie's Sculpture Season 6 / Episode 5: - Marie's Sculpture

Janitor: [about Marie's sculpture] If you ask me I think it looks like a...
Frank Barone: [the Janitor whispers in Frank's ear and leaves. Frank continues to stare at the sculpture] Holy crap!
06x04 - Ray's Ring Season 6 / Episode 4: - Ray's Ring

Frank Barone: You send your little lady out into a man's world with a naked finger? It's like banana time in the monkey cage!
05x25 - Ally's Birth Season 5 / Episode 25: - Ally's Birth

Frank Barone: I hate all of these damn fire hydrants. I love that dogs pee on them.
05x24 - Frank Paints the House Season 5 / Episode 24: - Frank Paints the House

Ray Barone: [On the back of Robert's neck] Wasp.
Robert Barone: Agggggghhh!


Frank Barone: [without stopping; at Marie's face] That's gonna need another coat.
05x19 - The Canister Season 5 / Episode 19: - The Canister

Marie Barone: My canister! Where'd you get that?
Frank Barone: I was... uh... was hiding it for you! Thought it would be funny.
Marie Barone: You what?
Frank Barone: Yeah, I was using it to store my nuts and bolts in. Then when I heard you bragging about it, I, uh, hid it in the attic. Pretty funny, huh?
Marie Barone: Frank, I love that canister!! I've been running around, tearing my hair out, like a crazy woman looking for that!!!
Frank Barone: All *funny*.
05x19 - The Canister Season 5 / Episode 19: - The Canister

Frank Barone: Hey! Is that Marie's canister?
Debra Barone: No! [walks away]
Frank Barone: [follows Debra] Wait a minute! Let me see that! You DID have that canister! [smiling] She's been going on and on about that thing like it's King Tut's golden undies.
Debra Barone: Please... Frank... d-don't say anything. If she finds out I had this thing...
Frank Barone: [chuckling] You're in big trouble lady.
Debra Barone: Listen, I-I'm begging you Frank. What do I do?
Frank Barone: [smiling] Give your heart to God cause your ass is Marie's
05x19 - The Canister Season 5 / Episode 19: - The Canister

Marie Barone: Oh really Frank? Well here's what's not funny. THIS MARRIAGE!
Debra Barone: Marie, I...
Frank Barone: [interrupts Debra] Let her go.
Marie Barone: This is so typical of you and your *so called* sense of humor. You have NO respect for me whatsoever, and you never have! Well I promise you something, Frank. You will NOT be looking back on this little stunt as funny. I hope you're happy with yourself. You have RUINED EASTER! [grabs canister out of Frank's hands and storms off into the kitchen]
Debra Barone: Frank, I don't know what to say. Why did you do that?
Frank Barone: I don' know, I didn't want that to happen to you. You're like my daughter.
Debra Barone: Oh, [smiling] thank you.
Frank Barone: And she was gonna yell at me like that later anyway. I ate the back side of that ham.
Marie Barone: [in the kitchen and has noticed the back side of the ham] FRANK!
05x17 - Stefania Arrives Season 5 / Episode 17: - Stefania Arrives

Frank Barone: I'm going to tell you about my marriage now, but we'll need the garbage disposal.
05x17 - Stefania Arrives Season 5 / Episode 17: - Stefania Arrives

Frank Barone: That broad ain't built for friendship.
05x16 - Fairies Season 5 / Episode 16: - Fairies

Debra Barone: Dressing the twins like fairies is not going to make them gay.
Frank Barone: Well, it's not going to turn them into Teamsters.
05x13 - Super Bowl Season 5 / Episode 13: - Super Bowl

Ray Barone: Dad, put the fork down.
Frank Barone: I'll put the fork down when there's a ticket on it!
05x12 - What Good Are You? Season 5 / Episode 12: - What Good Are You?

Marie Barone: Remember that boy who was teasing you? And you walloped him?
Ray Barone: That's right. Robert's friend, Pete Gomez.
Frank Barone: How old was this bruiser? Ten?
Ray Barone: I was ten. He was twelve. And a half. Yeah. He called me "Big Nose Barone" and I told him to stop and he said "okay B.N.B.". I knew what that meant and so I hit him in the stomach and he drops like a sack of doorknobs. It wasn't "Big Nose Barone" anymore. It was "Superpunch"
Marie Barone: And you don't have a big nose dear. It's perfect for your face.
Frank Barone: It's perfect for two faces.
05x07 - The Walk to the Door Season 5 / Episode 7: - The Walk to the Door

Raymond 'Ray' Barone: Okay, I regret not loving you more. I do. You deserve all the love that can fit in the ocean.
Frank Barone: [laughs] Oh, man!
Marie Barone: I thought that was beautiful, Frank. Why can you say something like that?
Frank Barone: Alright... I would love it if you were in the ocean!
05x07 - The Walk to the Door Season 5 / Episode 7: - The Walk to the Door

Ray Barone: [to Debra] I regret that I haven't loved you enough. You deserve a husband who has enough love to fill in the ocean
Marie Barone: [She turns to Frank] Why can't you ever say something like that to me?
Frank Barone: All right here goes. I'd love it if you were in the ocean.
05x05 - Pet Cemetery Season 5 / Episode 5: - Pet Cemetery

Frank Barone: People heaven is for people. Your grandma's been hitting the sauce.
05x05 - Pet Cemetery Season 5 / Episode 5: - Pet Cemetery

Raymond 'Ray' Barone: Come on, Dad. Again, with the metal-detector? What are you doing?
Frank Barone: Your mother's birthday's coming up.
Raymond 'Ray' Barone: Dad, there's nothing here but rocks and dirt.
Marie Barone: That's better than what he got me last year.
05x05 - Pet Cemetery Season 5 / Episode 5: - Pet Cemetery

Frank Barone: Bad animals go to hell, kid. Believe you me, I know. When I was your age, there was this mean old German Shepherd named Ilsa. I was walking to school one day and I must have crossed too close to her territory. In those days, the Germans were very sensitive about their territory. Well, that's all it took for Fraeulein Ilsa, the Nazi she-wolf, to jump out and take a hunk out of my all-American hide. I still have the scar. You want to see it? I'll show you...


Raymond 'Ray' Barone: Dad, Dad, Dad! What are you doing? Sit down!
Frank Barone: Oh, all right! The point is, Fraeulein Ilsa is probably in hell right now, dragging her Nazi butt across the devil's carpet.
Raymond 'Ray' Barone: Thank you for that heart-warming story.
05x02 - Italy (2) Season 5 / Episode 2: - Italy (2)

Frank Barone: Ah, your mother's ass!
04x12 - What's With Robert? Season 4 / Episode 12: - What's With Robert?

Ray Barone: When you talk like that people could get offended.
Frank Barone: What in the hell you talking about?
Ray Barone: When you say Nancy. What are you implying exactly?
Frank Barone: That your name should be Nancy.
Ray Barone: And that's your word for gay?
Frank Barone: Very well.
Ray Barone: So you mean that as an insult.
Frank Barone: Yes I believe I do.
Ray Barone: I'm just saying that's not very nice.
Frank Barone: That's why it's a good insult.

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