Type
Scripted
Premiered
Sep. 13, 1996
Status
Canceled/Ended
Runtime
30 min.
Country
USA
Network
CBS TV Network
Genre

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Debra Barone Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra Barone

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  Played by:
Patricia HeatonPatricia Heaton
While studying acting in New York with drama teacher 'William Esper' (qv), Heaton made her Broadway ...

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Debra Barone Quotes

02x11 - The Letter Season 2 / Episode 11: - The Letter

Frank Barone: It's a whole bag of nighties...
Debra Barone: No, Frank that's... It's for a game.
Frank Barone: I'm in!
02x11 - The Letter Season 2 / Episode 11: - The Letter

Helen: Ok, for more free tupperware, it's time to play, "Guess Who's Nightie?" Did everybody put their nightie in the bag?
Debra Barone: Yes, Ma'am.
Amy MacDougall: Yes.
Marie Barone: No. I didn't bring one. I wasn't told about the party.
Helen: Well, why don't you pick first?
Marie Barone: Ok.


Gayle: I guess Amy.
Debra Barone: Yes!
Marie Barone: Amy? No.
Amy MacDougall: Well, I never wear it.


Amy MacDougall: Actually, I bought it special for this game. Really. Robert's never seen it!
02x10 - High School Season 2 / Episode 10: - High School

Debra Barone: Ray, the kids have to be picked up soon. Can you go get them?
Ray Barone: I just sat down.
Debra Barone: What are you, 80?
Ray Barone: What are you doing?
Debra Barone: I'm sorting the catalogs.
Ray Barone: Oh, God's work.
Debra Barone: Come on, one of us has to go.
Ray Barone: You go.
Debra Barone: I *always* go, Ray.


Marie Barone: Watch your step, Frank.
Ray Barone: All right, I'll go.
Debra Barone: No, I'll go.
02x10 - High School Season 2 / Episode 10: - High School

Debra Barone: Oh look, "The Eagles Return To The Nest"
Ray Barone: Yeah, we were the eagles. Now where are the bald eagles?
02x07 - Working Late Again Season 2 / Episode 7: - Working Late Again

Debra Barone: You know, your mother was right!
Raymond "Ray" Barone: Oh, that's crazy talk.
02x05 - Golf Season 2 / Episode 5: - Golf

Ray Barone: After golfing we were in the locker room and I got this weird feeling.
Debra Barone: Ray, you are not gay.
02x05 - Golf Season 2 / Episode 5: - Golf

Ray Barone: Deb, where are you?
Debra Barone: I'm up here. In the bedroom.
Ray Barone: Where are the kids?
Debra Barone: They're at Linda's house.
Ray Barone: Good. Come down will you? I want to talk to you.
Debra Barone: I think you might want to come up.
Ray Barone: It's 3:00. It can't be sex. Come down, will ya?
Debra Barone: All right, but I'll have to put clothes on.
Ray Barone: Coming up.
02x05 - Golf Season 2 / Episode 5: - Golf

Marie Barone: I know this has been hard on you honey. And you're doing everything you can for Raymond. But maybe the way you can help him relax is very simple.
Debra Barone: What do you mean?
Marie Barone: Well, I couldn't help wondering, dear... are you making yourself available to him? You know what I'm talking about?
Debra Barone: Please, Marie!
Marie Barone: Listen, you know Raymond doesn't like to ask for things.
Debra Barone: Do we have to talk about this?
Marie Barone: I'm just trying to help.
Debra Barone: I didn't say anything when you told me how Ray liked his underwear folded, but this is over the line.
Marie Barone: I'm sorry, but Raymond needs your help. Debra, you... Have a glass of wine first!
02x03 - Brother Season 2 / Episode 3: - Brother

Marie Barone: Your father's over there right now, trying to snap him out of it.
Debra Barone: Oh, what's he doing?
Marie Barone: He's yelling "Snap out of it!"
02x02 - Father Knows Least Season 2 / Episode 2: - Father Knows Least

Debra Barone: Don't try that Active Listening with me! Where you do get off listening to me?
Ray Barone: Never happen again.
01x22 - Why Are We Here? Season 1 / Episode 22: - Why Are We Here?

Debra Barone: I never thought I'd miss our little apartment.
Ray Barone: C'mon, that apartment was tiny and cramped and noisy.
Debra Barone: Yeah, your parents would only visit once every other month.
Ray Barone: I loved that place.
Debra Barone: Yeah, I know.
01x21 - Fascinatin' Debra Season 1 / Episode 21: - Fascinatin' Debra

Debra Barone: Alright, I know, I'm boring. But maybe I would be fascinating if I barged into people's houses 50 times a day.


Debra Barone: Ooh, hello, dear. What's this? Frosting in a can, so much easier than homemade. Look in that refrigerator. Whoa, smells like there wasn't anything good in here for a while.


Debra Barone: Time for desert. Holy crap. I'm not listening anymore, doo dah, doo dah...


Debra Barone: Oh, everything's turning out perfect for Raymond.


Debra Barone: Oh, lucky Raymond. Everybody loves Raymond. EVERYBODY loves Raymond. EVERYBODY LOVES Raymond. EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND!


Robert Barone: Do me, now.
01x21 - Fascinatin' Debra Season 1 / Episode 21: - Fascinatin' Debra

Debra Barone: Dr. Nora thought I was boring.
Ray Barone: You're not boring, you're normal. Living in my house, I prayed for normal. Then, I had to fall asleep to the sound of my brother naming his toes. There was 'Fat Tony', 'Danny the Weasel' and 'Billy Stretch and Tastes Bad'.
01x19 - The Dog Season 1 / Episode 19: - The Dog

Debra Barone: Ally it's dinnertime honey.
Ray Barone: See? For the kids it'd be great. A pet.
Debra Barone: Ally already has a hamster.
Ray Barone: Hamster. You can't play catch with a hamster. Well, you can but the hamster doesn't look forward to it.
01x19 - The Dog Season 1 / Episode 19: - The Dog

Debra Barone: Ray, you know I love dogs but the last thing we need is something else that eats and poops.
Ray Barone: Okay, I'll stop doing one of those.
01x19 - The Dog Season 1 / Episode 19: - The Dog

Robert Barone: You guys have any Maalox or something?
Debra Barone: What's the matter Robert? Did you eat something bad?
Robert Barone: I'm a cop and I live with my parents. I'm on a steady diet of human suffering.
01x18 - Recovering Pessimist Season 1 / Episode 18: - Recovering Pessimist

Debra Barone: It's not about winning and losing.
Ray Barone: You know who says that? The loser.
01x16 - Diamonds Season 1 / Episode 16: - Diamonds

Amy MacDougall: It's always the last place you look.
Debra Barone: Of course it will be the last place I look because once I find it I won't have to look for it anymore!
01x16 - Diamonds Season 1 / Episode 16: - Diamonds

Debra Barone: I have a confession to make to you. RIght after we got engaged, I had the original stone replaced.


Ray Barone: What?
Debra Barone: I mean when you asked me to marry you I was so happy, believe me, but... I mean I know you got the best stone you could afford bless your heart but like my parents weren't that crazy about you to begin with and I didn't want to show them that stone.
Ray Barone: I understand.
Debra Barone: You know my grandmother Abby? She'd given me her ring years before so I put that stone in your setting.
Ray Barone: Do you remember how much that stone was worth? Just ballpark?
Debra Barone: Sweetie, it's not important.
Ray Barone: How important is it not?
Debra Barone: What?
Ray Barone: How much was old Abby's stone worth?
Debra Barone: $15,000


Debra Barone: I could just kill myself Ray.
Ray Barone: This could be a murder-suicide.
01x16 - Diamonds Season 1 / Episode 16: - Diamonds

Ray Barone: [holding a flashlight and a stick of butter] Hey. Wanna play baker in the mineshaft?
Debra Barone: Okay. But I get to be the baker this time.
01x13 - Debra's Sick Season 1 / Episode 13: - Debra's Sick

Debra Barone: Well Ray, Your mom's here.
Ray Barone: I thought she could come by and she could help you with the kids while I'm at my big meeting. Isn't that a good idea?
Debra Barone: I have an idea. How about I bite your nose really hard?
01x10 - Turkey or Fish Season 1 / Episode 10: - Turkey or Fish

Debra Barone: We got to find a way to get away from your parents.
Ray Barone: I got the perfect solution- the witness protection program.
Debra Barone: Ray, I'm serious.
Ray Barone: So am I. Let see them try to find Steve and Phyllis Rosenberg in Tucson, Arizona.
01x10 - Turkey or Fish Season 1 / Episode 10: - Turkey or Fish

Debra Barone: We have to invite your parents. It's like when the Russians boycotted the Olympics. It diminished the whole event.
Ray Barone: Yeah, but you're forgetting one thing. When the Russians boycotted, we won everything.
01x07 - Your Place or Mine? Season 1 / Episode 7: - Your Place or Mine?

Debra Barone: [to Frank about Marie] Don't you see? You've got the perfect marriage. You need fudge and she needs to warm it up for you.
01x07 - Your Place or Mine? Season 1 / Episode 7: - Your Place or Mine?

Debra Barone: Just remember, Frank, the supermarket can be a very lonely place. There isn't always going to be some lady on a plastic donkey to make you feel better.
01x05 - Look Don't Touch Season 1 / Episode 5: - Look Don't Touch

Debra Barone: Marie, I'm not worried. I trust Ray.
Marie Barone: Oh, I'm not worried about Raymond either, dear. I'm worried about that pizza parlor putana!
01x05 - Look Don't Touch Season 1 / Episode 5: - Look Don't Touch

Ray Barone: [on the phone] Hello? Yes, he is. May I ask who's calling? Okay, just a minute. Angelina.
Ray Barone: Angelina? Don't know anyone by that name.
Debra Barone: Does he know what this is regarding? Okay, yeah thanks for calling. Bye-bye. She's got your wallet.
Ray Barone: What? My wallet?
Debra Barone: Yeah. It's at Nemo's.
Ray Barone: I didn't go to Nemo's.
Debra Barone: Well your wallet made it there somehow. Do you have your wallet? Ray, she said she just waited on you.
Ray Barone: Oh Nemo's Nemo's, yeah. Might have been a waitress over there. Even though we usually go to the counter. But today Nemo forced us into this table, where the waitresses go. So we had to have a waitress. Not *have* a waitress. We uh we had waitress service.
Debra Barone: So how pretty is she?
Ray Barone: I didn't say she was pretty.
Debra Barone: You didn't have to. You're being so defensive about it. My gosh, you'd think there was something going on.
Ray Barone: [laughs uncomfortably] No, no, no, no. no, no, no.
Debra Barone: You're a freak.
Ray Barone: What? What did I do?
Debra Barone: Come on, can't you be honest? I mean, look Ray, if you saw someone pretty today, you could tell me.
Ray Barone: I saw nothing.
Debra Barone: Wow, she must be beautiful.
Ray Barone: Look, she's Nemo's niece. How beautiful can she be? You've seen Nemo. All right, some men might find her attractive. Nothing like you, though.


Ray Barone: Which means that you are the more attractive one. I... I have the right to an attorney.
01x05 - Look Don't Touch Season 1 / Episode 5: - Look Don't Touch

Debra Barone: Ray, wake up!
Ray Barone: There's pudding everywhere!
01x05 - Look Don't Touch Season 1 / Episode 5: - Look Don't Touch

Debra Barone: Would you sleep with her if we weren't married?
Ray Barone: What? No! No. No. No!
Debra Barone: Let's just pretend I didn't exist.
Ray Barone: I don't like this ride. It's scary.
Debra Barone: What are you afraid of?
Ray Barone: Look, if you didn't exist I'd never meet another woman because I'd be a sailor. I'd sail. I'd just sail around the world by myself married to the salt and the sea.
Debra Barone: Man, okay, just forget it. Good grief. I was just kidding.
Ray Barone: All right.
Debra Barone: Okay, so you're a sailor. You pull into the port of Queens to take on supplies and you go ashore to Nemo's. You're lonely from this long journey and you come upon this lovely pizza wench. Would you sleep with her?
Ray Barone: You don't exist?
Debra Barone: It's like It's A Wonderful Life. There's no Debra.
Ray Barone: Well, then it's not a wonderful life, is it?
01x04 - Standard Deviation Season 1 / Episode 4: - Standard Deviation

Bernie Gruenfelder: All you have to do is type your browser to www.bernie.com and there I am straddling a jet ski. Oh sorry Ray. We know about computers but let's talk about something we can all understand. Pizza hot.
Ray Barone: [He looks depressed. Bernie laughs]
Debra Barone: Come on Bernie he didn't tell you about the test so you could make fun of him!
Bernie Gruenfelder: You know nothing about friendship

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