06x01 - Robot Rebel Ed Season 6 / Episode 1: - Robot Rebel Ed

Ed: [after the Eds accidentally destroy the school during a dance] No school tomorrow!
06x01 - Nightmare on Ed Steet Season 6 / Episode 1: - Nightmare on Ed Steet

Ed: [after the Eds accidentally destroy the school during a dance] No school tomorrow!
05x14 - This Wont Hurt An Ed Season 5 / Episode 14: - This Wont Hurt An Ed

Eddy: Maybe if you're good, I'll clip your toenails for you!
Ed: Oh, be still my heart...
05x13 - Truth or Ed Season 5 / Episode 13: - Truth or Ed

Eddy: I'd rather wear Ed's underwear for a week.
Ed: Not today Eddy, I'm flyin' solo.
05x12 - Pick an Ed Season 5 / Episode 12: - Pick an Ed

Rolf: Edboy! Why does your face sag lower than Nana's inner thighs?
05x10 - Too Smart For His Own Ed Season 5 / Episode 10: - Too Smart For His Own Ed

Sign In The School: No rough housing! We don't want a lawsuit.
04x13 - Run for Your Ed Season 4 / Episode 13: - Run for Your Ed

Ed: Baby sister is sweet and cuddly, like dads bushy ear!
04x10 - Sorry, Wrong Ed Season 4 / Episode 10: - Sorry, Wrong Ed

Ed: Who stepped on a duck?
04x07 - Your Ed Here Season 4 / Episode 7: - Your Ed Here

Ed: They say an elephant never forgets Double D, but I forget what the elephant remembered.
04x07 - Your Ed Here Season 4 / Episode 7: - Your Ed Here

Ed: [grabs Edd and opens his mouth, yells to Edd's 'hiccups'] I am a zombie and I will malice you with a shoehorn!
Edd: [hiccups away from Ed and lands on Eddy, panicking] Malice me with a shoehorn? [hiccups twice all around the room with head breaking through floor]
04x06 - A Twist of Ed Season 4 / Episode 6: - A Twist of Ed

Lee: Mom was right. Throw a man a bone and he'll mess up the carpet!
04x06 - A Twist of Ed Season 4 / Episode 6: - A Twist of Ed

Ed: He is Eddy, babe magnet to the, uh... babes.
04x04 - For the Ed, By the Ed Season 4 / Episode 4: - For the Ed, By the Ed

Ed: [after Eddy loses the election] Yay, way to lose Eddy!
04x04 - For the Ed, By the Ed Season 4 / Episode 4: - For the Ed, By the Ed

Eddy: Ha ha ha. I'm going to be king.


Edd: Well, Eddy. It seems that is the fake box so your shananagans won't let you cheat.

04x02 - One of Those Eds Season 4 / Episode 2: - One of Those Eds

Rolf: Eddy! How dare you cut Rolf in the front?
Eddy: Ueh, what are you talking about - the front's that way!


Edd: [Strictly] I've been watching you and...
Eddy: Whatever!

04x01 - Ed Overboard Season 4 / Episode 1: - Ed Overboard

Eddy: Oh, I'd swear, but standards won't let me.
04x01 - Ed Overboard Season 4 / Episode 1: - Ed Overboard

Jimmy: Something smells rotten in Denmark.
03x31 - One Size Fits Ed Season 3 / Episode 31: - One Size Fits Ed

Jimmy: I'm a star.
Eddy: Sumo wrestlers are revered.
Edd: In Japan.
Eddy: You'll have legions of fans to cater to your every whim.
Edd: In Japan.
03x23 - If It Smells Like an Ed- Part 1&2 Season 3 / Episode 23: - If It Smells Like an Ed- Part 1&2

Edd: Well, this is a fine kettle of fish...
03x23 - If It Smells Like an Ed- Part 1&2 Season 3 / Episode 23: - If It Smells Like an Ed- Part 1&2

Eddy: You guys gotta trust us! How are we supposed to rip you off if you don't trust us?
03x13 - Boys Will Be Eds Season 3 / Episode 13: - Boys Will Be Eds

Kevin: [after Nazz asks him what he's ordering at the Ed's restaurant] I'm ordering the barf bag.
Nazz: Where's THAT on the menu, Kevin?
03x13 - Boys Will Be Eds Season 3 / Episode 13: - Boys Will Be Eds

Eddy: Ed I'd tell ya I love ya but I ain't that kinda guy!
03x13 - Boys Will Be Eds Season 3 / Episode 13: - Boys Will Be Eds

Eddy: You dare hit the brother of Eddy's brother?
03x13 - Boys Will Be Eds Season 3 / Episode 13: - Boys Will Be Eds

Eddy: R-E-S-P-E-E-K! Respect!
03x12 - From Here to Ed Season 3 / Episode 12: - From Here to Ed

Rolf: Kevin! The Weight of the Bananas are Crushing Rolf's apples!
03x12 - From Here to Ed Season 3 / Episode 12: - From Here to Ed

Rolf: Ranger Johnny! Why have you chosen this day to rupture Rolf's Pumpernickel?
03x12 - From Here to Ed Season 3 / Episode 12: - From Here to Ed

Ed: Buy one get one free! Huh huh huh huh...
03x12 - From Here to Ed Season 3 / Episode 12: - From Here to Ed

Rolf: A turnip for your thoughts, Kevin?
03x12 - From Here to Ed Season 3 / Episode 12: - From Here to Ed

Ed: I think there's a bug in my ear, Double D! [smacks his own ear and a T.V. comes out]
Edd: This would be so much more bearable if I had my provisions! [pauses while giving Eddy a dark look] [Ed hops and neighs like a horse then laughs]
Eddy: [striking a pose after Edd has complained yet again] What's that? [pause] I think it's the sound of no one caring! [another pause while giving Double D a dark look] Move it out!
03x11 - X Marks the Ed Season 3 / Episode 11: - X Marks the Ed

Jonny 2x4: [the kids are looking for Jimmy] This way guys, Plank says he heard something.
Kevin: Right, and I'm the King of Siam.
Rolf: And Rolf is the head of cabbage.

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