First Aired: Sep. 28, 1996 on CBS
Summary: Everything is going wrong for Gary Hobson -- he's out of work and his wife wants a divorce. After being thrown out by his wife, Gary moves into the Blackstone hotel where he begins to get the paper a day early. Thinking it may be a fluke, Gary heads out, to the tracks, to test is findings.…
Main Characters in this Episode
Marissa Clark: Which you don't.
Gary Hobson: You got it
Marissa Clark: Where's it coming from?
Gary Hobson: The hallway.
Gary Hobson: That's not what I mean. Could you, um...?
Marissa Clark: Maybe it comes from God.
Gary Hobson: Oh, right, yeah. Yeah. God's a cosmic paperboy.
- Goof (factual errors): The date on the 1st paper received is Tuesday, November 12, ergo, (and Gary states) the date is actually November 11. However, this would be Veteran's Day and the stock market would be closed.
- Goof (revealing mistake): When Gary is reading the article about the newspaper vendor who had been in an accident, the headline is fine, but the body of the article is actually documentation for Mac software called MagicMatch.