15-year-old Drake Parker and Josh Nichols are schoolmates, but not close friends. Drake views Josh as weird and a bit of a goof. So, imagine Drake's shock when he finds out that this "goof" is about to become his new step-brother and roommate when his mother marries Josh's father.
Josh Nichols Quotes
Drake Parker: [talking to Teri about skydiving] You know, I heard one in five people don't even make it to the ground.
Josh Nichols: What do you mean they don't make it to the ground? Where do they go?
|Season 4 / Episode 14: - Steered Straight|
Josh Nichols: We can't get into the Reptile Room [nightclub]. You have to be over 21.
Drake Parker: You are over 21, Mr.
Drake Parker: [pulls out fake I.D]
Drake Parker: Yakatori!
Josh Nichols: What's this?
Drake Parker: Fake I.D.
Josh Nichols: You got me a fake I.D.?
Drake Parker: Yeah. Got me one, too. Take a look.
Drake Parker: [hands Josh his own fake I.D]
Josh Nichols: ...Jefferson Steelflex?
Drake Parker: Made it up myself.
Josh Nichols: [sarcastically] Oh, DID ya?
Josh Nichols: So, you're suggesting we go into the Reptile Room posing as... Jefferson Steelflex and Alvin Yakatori.
Drake Parker: Yeah, pretty much.
Josh Nichols: I'm not using a fake I.D. It's illegal.
Drake Parker: So? It's illegal to rob banks, but people do it!
Josh Nichols: Yes, people who are bankrobbers!
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