1x02 Heckuva Job, Brownie
First Aired: Sep. 24, 2013 on FOX
Summary: Ghost Child Games is in need of a new video game concept. So Warner and Veronica encourage Eli to revert to his tried-and-true method of coming up with ideas: “medicinally enhanced” baked goods. But the guys discover an even better use for the treats when their pain-in-the-neck dads,…
David Sachs: Heaven doesn't exist! It's just a lie to keep morons from freaking out.
Warner Whittemore: Um, people eat penguin meat?
Crawford Whittemore: [takes sandwich out of briefcase] Here, taste this!
Warner Whittemore: Um, no.
Crawford Whittemore: Eli, try!
Eli Sachs: Uh, I can't, I'm Jewish.
Crawford Whittemore: That's okay, it's free!
David Sachs: I don't know these kids so I'm not ashamed when they screw up.