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Type
Scripted
Premiered
Sep. 23, 2009
Status
Returning Series
Runtime
30 min.
Country
USA
Network
TBS TV Network
Genre

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Cougar Town

Can a woman of a certain age be a mom, a successful career woman and still be on the prowl? Jules Cobb (Courteney Cox) is about to give it a try. In a small Florida town completely devoted to its high school football team, a 40-year-old divorcee with a 17-year-old son re-enters the dating scene.

04x04 - I Should Have Known It Season 4 / Episode 4: - I Should Have Known It

Ellie Torres: I understand we have a, uh, felony break in and a body in the closet. Is that correct? All right. Do what I say, and we'll get through this. Jelly Bean, find that damn purse. We can still prove she's a gold digger. Jules, get a rag, wipe the place down- tables, door knobs, anything you may have touched. Get to work.
Jules Cobb: A "please" would be nice.
Ellie Torres: Come again?
Jules Cobb: I said a "please" would be nice.
Ellie Torres: Get it straight, buster. I'm not here to say "please." I'm here to tell you what to do. If my help's not appreciated, best of luck, lady.
Jules Cobb: No, no. I-I'm sorry, Miss Ellie.
03x14 - My Life Season 3 / Episode 14: - My Life

Ellie Torres: [to Laurie] Dear God, your dress is so short I can see your IUD!
02x01 - All Mixed Up Season 2 / Episode 1: - All Mixed Up

Jules Cobb: [Angry] You based all of my treatment on your dog?
Glenn: Ajam. [Jules is stressed] Ok, I'm just gonna light a little sage in here 'cause, you know? It's very calming so let's all just [whistles] calm.
Jules Cobb: It's just... I can't believe you lied to me.
Glenn: [Pointing at Jules, slightly angry] Hey, hey, hey, Jules! And yes, this is my steering voice.
Jules Cobb: [Slighty intimidated] I don't like your steering voice.
Glenn: All I ever do was used my personal experience [starts coughing because of the sage] to help you. All right? I've never lied on this office. Ever. This is a sacred circle [keeps coughing] of truth.
Jules Cobb: Is it, Glenn?
Glenn: What?
Jules Cobb: Tell me. After we left, did you leave a note on that car?
Glenn: Yes, I did.
Jules Cobb: What did it say?
Glenn: It said: Suck it! [Jules nods, having proved her point] I'm not perfect, Jules.
Jules Cobb: [Ironic] Really?
Glenn: That's how we connect. We are kindred spirits. Last time you said that you felt guilty because you hang up on your dad. Last Christimas, I set my car on fire so my mother would think I was dead.
Jules Cobb: Those aren't the same!
Glenn: Bah, they're so close. But you know what? I'm done playing with your judgement games. I'm not gonna play. You're gonna have to find another therapist.
Jules Cobb: YOU are firing ME?
Glenn: Here's your information.
Jules Cobb: Are you serious?
Glenn: Yeah.
Jules Cobb: You are a nutjob!
Glenn: Yeaaaaah.
Jules Cobb: You take your dog to communion!
Glenn: [Angry and obviously crazy] Hey, that was not my choice. That was Gabriel's choice. I was totally against that, Jules.
01x19 - Everything Man Season 1 / Episode 19: - Everything Man

Laurie Keller: What sort of skank wears a watch?
01x13 - Stop Dragging My Heart Around Season 1 / Episode 13: - Stop Dragging My Heart Around

Laurie Keller: [Waking up with Grayson "the morning after"] What we did last night was perfectly natural, like the wind... and not trusting Canadians.
01x13 - Stop Dragging My Heart Around Season 1 / Episode 13: - Stop Dragging My Heart Around

Bobby Cobb: Will you smell the inside of my nose and tell me if it stinks?
01x11 - Rhino Skin Season 1 / Episode 11: - Rhino Skin

Jules Cobb: Are you threatening me?
Dr. Amy Evans: I haven't decided yet.
Jules Cobb: Well when you know let me know.
Dr. Amy Evans: I decided. Back off!
01x11 - Rhino Skin Season 1 / Episode 11: - Rhino Skin

Jules Cobb: I have a date with this mean dermatologist. She's the worst.
Travis Cobb: Then why do you go to her?
Jules Cobb: Because she's the best.
01x11 - Rhino Skin Season 1 / Episode 11: - Rhino Skin

Dr. Amy Evans: I like queen bitch. It makes me sound like leader of the gays.
01x11 - Rhino Skin Season 1 / Episode 11: - Rhino Skin

Dr. Amy Evans: Oh, hi, Jules. You need more Chardonnay, and better Chardonnay.
01x11 - Rhino Skin Season 1 / Episode 11: - Rhino Skin

Dr. Amy Evans: [to Jules] You need more chardonnay. And better chardonnay.
01x11 - Rhino Skin Season 1 / Episode 11: - Rhino Skin

Laurie Keller: [after meeting her soon-to-be boyfriend, Smith] He has a first-name last name and a last-name first name! I swear to God, if I ever have a white baby, I am totally naming it Smith!
01x09 - Here Comes My Girl Season 1 / Episode 9: - Here Comes My Girl

Laurie Keller: Its just like 1,2,3,4,5,BAM!... and then he farts
01x09 - Here Comes My Girl Season 1 / Episode 9: - Here Comes My Girl

Jules Cobb: In one of our friend talks he told me she is not even on the pill... Condoms break all the time!
Laurie Keller: Especially if there's piercing involved!
Ellie Torres: Stop,I'm begging you
01x07 - Don't Come Around Here No More Season 1 / Episode 7: - Don't Come Around Here No More

Bobby Cobb: An M80 dropped out of my pocket and into the fire, can y'all here me talking right now.
01x06 - A Woman in Love (It's Not Me) Season 1 / Episode 6: - A Woman in Love (It's Not Me)

Barbara: [heartily laughs] Oh, there isn't a woman in the world who can resist the scent of wounded boy.
01x05 - You Wreck Me Season 1 / Episode 5: - You Wreck Me

Jules Cobb: You wanna use less tongue, you're not a cow at a salt lick.
01x01 - Pilot Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot

Laurie: [throwing a man at Jules] You left this at the bar bitch!

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