Type
Scripted
Premiered
Sep. 22, 1976
Status
Canceled/Ended
Runtime
60 min.
Country
USA
Network
ABC TV Network

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John Bosley

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David Fitzgerald Doyle (born December 1, 1929) in Lincoln, Nebraska. He was the son of Mary Ruth Fitzgerald ...

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John Bosley Quotes

04x12 - Angel Hunt Season 4 / Episode 12: - Angel Hunt

Tiffany Welles: [picking up the phone] Hello?
John Bosley: Hello, hi, Kelly, are Kris and Tiffany there with you?
Tiffany Welles: [putting him on the speakerphone] Bosley, this is Tiffany.
John Bosley: Oh, I'm sorry, Tiff, are Kris and Kelly with you?
04x12 - Angel Hunt Season 4 / Episode 12: - Angel Hunt

John Bosley: Well, here's to a beautiful night for a beautiful lady, with the candlelight shining in her eyes.
Pat Justice: John, you're a hopeless romantic.
John Bosley: No, hopeful.
04x12 - Angel Hunt Season 4 / Episode 12: - Angel Hunt

John Bosley: [there is wine spilled all over the floor] Girls, you've got to lay off the wine.
04x12 - Angel Hunt Season 4 / Episode 12: - Angel Hunt

John Bosley: The best estimate I could make would be something over, eh, five million dollars.
Charles Townsend: [over speakerphone] Wh - , five... and they left it on board?
Kris Munroe: Mm-hm. It's still there, Tiffany's guarding it. We figured if it didn't belong to you, that, eh, we could declare it salvage and we could split it between us.
Charles Townsend: [over speakerphone] That sounds more like piracy than salvage, Kris.
04x12 - Angel Hunt Season 4 / Episode 12: - Angel Hunt

Tiffany Welles: Could be Atamien is the real key to all of this.
John Bosley: I hope that you can find the lock.
04x12 - Angel Hunt Season 4 / Episode 12: - Angel Hunt

John Bosley: It's disappeared! I have lost Charlie's boat.
Kris Munroe: Bosley, are you sure you went to the right slip?
John Bosley: Of course I am sure, I am a detective! I'm trained to find things, not lose them.
04x10 - Angels on Skates Season 4 / Episode 10: - Angels on Skates

Willamena: This isn't the Colorado section, Zack.
Tiffany Welles: Zack?
John Bosley: [Reading the title of a book he just picked up for show] "Phänomenologie des Geistes". Very interesting flavor for a western, wouldn't you say?
Willamena: A tutonic western?
John Bosley: Ahuh.
Willamena: How unique!
Tiffany Welles: [Zack and Willamena walk off] Wunderbar...
04x09 - The Prince and the Angel Season 4 / Episode 9: - The Prince and the Angel

John Bosley: [wearing skaters protection] Well I never liked that recruiting bit, you know. Gert here is gonna give me a few pointers so I can join the action.
Gert: That's right. Put some glide in his stride.
04x08 - Angels on the Street Season 4 / Episode 8: - Angels on the Street

John Bosley: Do you mean, that you were actually picked up in a men's haberdashery?
Jill Munroe: Picked up sounds so declassé... Was I picked up?
Kelly Garrett: I'd say you were confiscated.
Kris Munroe: Well, on a scale of one to ten, how would you rate this confiscation?
Jill Munroe: An eleven.
04x05 - Angels at the Altar Season 4 / Episode 5: - Angels at the Altar

Charles Townsend: [over speakerphone] Mr. Roth is a man with James-Bondian tastes, means and charm, also known to be an extraordinary jewel thief, he actually socializes with the very people he steals from. He always works in the daytime, with lots of people around, and he has never been caught. In fact, no-one in the jet set would even dream of accusing him.
John Bosley: Some people vulgarly refer to him as the Ice Cat.
Kelly Garrett: Diamonds.
John Bosley: Ah, most definitely, although in the past couple of years, he has branched out into emeralds and rubies as well.
04x04 - Avenging Angel Season 4 / Episode 4: - Avenging Angel

Sharon: I feel so stupid.
Tiffany Welles: Don't be silly. He was good looking, charming, sophisticated.
John Bosley: All the attributes of the well crafted conman.
John Bosley: He fooled us too.
04x01 - Love Boat Angels (1) Season 4 / Episode 1: - Love Boat Angels (1)

John Bosley: Ah, very nice, but not particularly nautical.
Tiffany Welles: Well, you didn't give us much time to get 'nautical'.
04x01 - Love Boat Angels (1) Season 4 / Episode 1: - Love Boat Angels (1)

John Bosley: I would like to speak to you for just a moment.
Eleanor Case: You're not selling magazines, are you?
John Bosley: No. As a matter of fact, I'm not selling, I'm buying.
04x01 - Love Boat Angels (1) Season 4 / Episode 1: - Love Boat Angels (1)

Eleanor Case: That's a very novel approach, Mr, eh?
John Bosley: My name is not important. In fact, in my line of work, anonymity is sometimes a prerequisite for survival.
04x01 - Love Boat Angels (1) Season 4 / Episode 1: - Love Boat Angels (1)

Tiffany Welles: I just wouldn't want to let them down.
John Bosley: Angel... [gives her a peck on the cheek]... you won't let them down, I'lll bet my life on that. Now come on, your insecurity is giving me a great thirst.
04x01 - Love Boat Angels (1) Season 4 / Episode 1: - Love Boat Angels (1)

Tiffany Welles: I'll pamper you, Bosley, all the way home.
John Bosley: Promise?
Tiffany Welles: Promise.
John Bosley: You know, I think this girl has possibility.
03x22 - Angels in Waiting Season 3 / Episode 22: - Angels in Waiting

Sabrina Duncan: What, Charlie, what is this, somebody's birthday?
Charles Townsend: [on speaker phone] Good guess, Sabrina, that's exactly what it is.
Kelly Garrett: Well, it's not my birthday...
Sabrina Duncan: Hey, not mine.
Kris Munroe: I had mine last month. [a beat] Bosley...
Sabrina Duncan: Aw...
John Bosley: I never age.
03x22 - Angels in Waiting Season 3 / Episode 22: - Angels in Waiting

Kris Munroe: I can't believe that it is two years since I walked through that door.
John Bosley: As I recall, you didn't walk in, you sort of roared in. [the Angels laugh at this]
Kris Munroe: Haha, now wait a minute. It may have seemed like a roar, but boy did I have butterflies...
03x22 - Angels in Waiting Season 3 / Episode 22: - Angels in Waiting

Charles Townsend: [on speaker phone] Well, my friends, how can I thank you for tree years exciting years?
Sabrina Duncan: [slightly tipsy] Well, I think you just did, Charlie.
Kelly Garrett: And very elegantly.
Kris Munroe: Very.
Charles Townsend: That's just a small token of how I feel.
John Bosley: Oh, not too small, Charlie, wait till you see the bill!
Charles Townsend: Ha ha, this is one bill I don't have to look at, Bosley, you're priceless, Angels.
Kris Munroe: Ah, Charlie, the feeling's mutual.
03x22 - Angels in Waiting Season 3 / Episode 22: - Angels in Waiting

Charles Townsend: [on speaker phone] Have a good vacation, Angels, I'll be thinking of you.
Kelly Garrett: [raising her glass for a toast] To next year.
Sabrina Duncan: And many, many more.
John Bosley: Here, here!
Kris Munroe: We love you, Charlie. [they all clink their glasses of very expensive French champagne]
03x21 - Marathon Angels Season 3 / Episode 21: - Marathon Angels

John Bosley: Well, we're gonna have to have somebody out at the estate, to be a bodyguard.
Tim Stone: Oh, I've arranged for Kris to be Uncle Jake's houseguest.
John Bosley: Oh, well, eh, we were planning on putting Kelly inside the house.
Tim Stone: [glances at Kelly] No, it, it'd better be Kris.
Kris Munroe: Why?
Tim Stone: Uncle Jake... [nervous smile]... likes blondes. I'll pick you up around three. [turns and leaves]
Kelly Garrett: [smiles and slaps her thigh] Well, I could've worn a wig...
03x21 - Marathon Angels Season 3 / Episode 21: - Marathon Angels

John Bosley: Well, Fairly Enterprises is a front for the mob. Back in the bad old days, the owner used to be the member of a family headed by guess who?
Sabrina Duncan: Renaldi.
John Bosley: Hm-hmm.
Sabrina Duncan: Well, so much for his nice new image.
John Bosley: Oh, Renaldi is mobbed up, he always has been. He probably makes this Rocky Canyon Beer in a bathtub.
03x21 - Marathon Angels Season 3 / Episode 21: - Marathon Angels

Sabrina Duncan: What do you mean 'how do they make the blood spurt'?
John Bosley: Oh, eh, well, he's, eh, retired now, he works as a technical advisor on gangster films. I've always wanted to know how they make that blood spurt...
Sabrina Duncan: Bosley, you are disgusting!
John Bosley: Yeah, I know it.
03x20 - Teen Angels Season 3 / Episode 20: - Teen Angels

Ellen Miles: What are you doing with a gun?
John Bosley: When somebody shoots at me, I sometimes shoot back.
03x20 - Teen Angels Season 3 / Episode 20: - Teen Angels

Ellen Miles: Who are you, John Bosley? And, and why are you carrying a gun, anyway?
John Bosley: Because I have a permit.
Ellen Miles: Well, why do you have a permit? Are you a police officer?
John Bosley: I'm a detective.
Ellen Miles: Detective?
John Bosley: Private.
Ellen Miles: Ooh.
03x20 - Teen Angels Season 3 / Episode 20: - Teen Angels

John Bosley: Come on, lets go to a restaurant.
Ellen Miles: What? You can eat at a time like this?
John Bosley: No, no, but I can have a drink.
03x19 - Angel in a Box Season 3 / Episode 19: - Angel in a Box

Sabrina Duncan: Why don't you two take Sylvia's place and the girl who hasn't signed in yet. What's her name, Cole?
John Bosley: Yeah.
Sabrina Duncan: Yeah.
Kris Munroe: Hold it, hold it. How come all of a sudden we're the ones running?
Sabrina Duncan: Well, you thought of it, and you agreed. Is that reasonable?
John Bosley: Perfectly.
Kris Munroe: Terrific.
Kelly Garrett: Reasonable.
03x19 - Angel in a Box Season 3 / Episode 19: - Angel in a Box

Kelly Garrett: You think the gate guard's gonna buy this? 20A and 20B?
John Bosley: Well, if he says anything, tell him you're part of an entry. You know, like in a horse race.
Kris Munroe: Yeah, but what if he doesn't know from entries? Then what do we do?
John Bosley: You're in running clothes, outrun him.
03x19 - Angel in a Box Season 3 / Episode 19: - Angel in a Box

John Bosley: You do not look well.
Kris Munroe: [moans] I'm sculpting my body with pain.
03x18 - Terror on Skis (2) Season 3 / Episode 18: - Terror on Skis (2)

Kris Munroe: [posing as a new student] Mr. Bosley, I'm Kris Munroe. I saw you on the bus. Are you a teacher?
John Bosley: Well actually, I'm a, eh, maintenance engineer in the equestrian area.
Kris Munroe: [already aware of Bosley's cover] Oh, a groom.

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