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John Bosley

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David Fitzgerald Doyle (born December 1, 1929) in Lincoln, Nebraska. He was the son of Mary Ruth Fitzgerald ...

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John Bosley Quotes

04x12 - Angel Hunt Season 4 / Episode 12: - Angel Hunt

Tiffany Welles: [picking up the phone] Hello?
John Bosley: Hello, hi, Kelly, are Kris and Tiffany there with you?
Tiffany Welles: [putting him on the speakerphone] Bosley, this is Tiffany.
John Bosley: Oh, I'm sorry, Tiff, are Kris and Kelly with you?
04x12 - Angel Hunt Season 4 / Episode 12: - Angel Hunt

John Bosley: Well, here's to a beautiful night for a beautiful lady, with the candlelight shining in her eyes.
Pat Justice: John, you're a hopeless romantic.
John Bosley: No, hopeful.
04x12 - Angel Hunt Season 4 / Episode 12: - Angel Hunt

John Bosley: [there is wine spilled all over the floor] Girls, you've got to lay off the wine.
04x12 - Angel Hunt Season 4 / Episode 12: - Angel Hunt

John Bosley: The best estimate I could make would be something over, eh, five million dollars.
Charles Townsend: [over speakerphone] Wh - , five... and they left it on board?
Kris Munroe: Mm-hm. It's still there, Tiffany's guarding it. We figured if it didn't belong to you, that, eh, we could declare it salvage and we could split it between us.
Charles Townsend: [over speakerphone] That sounds more like piracy than salvage, Kris.
04x12 - Angel Hunt Season 4 / Episode 12: - Angel Hunt

Tiffany Welles: Could be Atamien is the real key to all of this.
John Bosley: I hope that you can find the lock.
04x12 - Angel Hunt Season 4 / Episode 12: - Angel Hunt

John Bosley: It's disappeared! I have lost Charlie's boat.
Kris Munroe: Bosley, are you sure you went to the right slip?
John Bosley: Of course I am sure, I am a detective! I'm trained to find things, not lose them.
04x10 - Angels on Skates Season 4 / Episode 10: - Angels on Skates

Willamena: This isn't the Colorado section, Zack.
Tiffany Welles: Zack?
John Bosley: [Reading the title of a book he just picked up for show] "Phänomenologie des Geistes". Very interesting flavor for a western, wouldn't you say?
Willamena: A tutonic western?
John Bosley: Ahuh.
Willamena: How unique!
Tiffany Welles: [Zack and Willamena walk off] Wunderbar...
04x09 - The Prince and the Angel Season 4 / Episode 9: - The Prince and the Angel

John Bosley: [wearing skaters protection] Well I never liked that recruiting bit, you know. Gert here is gonna give me a few pointers so I can join the action.
Gert: That's right. Put some glide in his stride.
04x08 - Angels on the Street Season 4 / Episode 8: - Angels on the Street

John Bosley: Do you mean, that you were actually picked up in a men's haberdashery?
Jill Munroe: Picked up sounds so declassé... Was I picked up?
Kelly Garrett: I'd say you were confiscated.
Kris Munroe: Well, on a scale of one to ten, how would you rate this confiscation?
Jill Munroe: An eleven.
04x05 - Angels at the Altar Season 4 / Episode 5: - Angels at the Altar

Charles Townsend: [over speakerphone] Mr. Roth is a man with James-Bondian tastes, means and charm, also known to be an extraordinary jewel thief, he actually socializes with the very people he steals from. He always works in the daytime, with lots of people around, and he has never been caught. In fact, no-one in the jet set would even dream of accusing him.
John Bosley: Some people vulgarly refer to him as the Ice Cat.
Kelly Garrett: Diamonds.
John Bosley: Ah, most definitely, although in the past couple of years, he has branched out into emeralds and rubies as well.
04x04 - Avenging Angel Season 4 / Episode 4: - Avenging Angel

Sharon: I feel so stupid.
Tiffany Welles: Don't be silly. He was good looking, charming, sophisticated.
John Bosley: All the attributes of the well crafted conman.
John Bosley: He fooled us too.
04x01 - Love Boat Angels (1) Season 4 / Episode 1: - Love Boat Angels (1)

John Bosley: Ah, very nice, but not particularly nautical.
Tiffany Welles: Well, you didn't give us much time to get 'nautical'.
04x01 - Love Boat Angels (1) Season 4 / Episode 1: - Love Boat Angels (1)

John Bosley: I would like to speak to you for just a moment.
Eleanor Case: You're not selling magazines, are you?
John Bosley: No. As a matter of fact, I'm not selling, I'm buying.
04x01 - Love Boat Angels (1) Season 4 / Episode 1: - Love Boat Angels (1)

Eleanor Case: That's a very novel approach, Mr, eh?
John Bosley: My name is not important. In fact, in my line of work, anonymity is sometimes a prerequisite for survival.
04x01 - Love Boat Angels (1) Season 4 / Episode 1: - Love Boat Angels (1)

Tiffany Welles: I just wouldn't want to let them down.
John Bosley: Angel... [gives her a peck on the cheek]... you won't let them down, I'lll bet my life on that. Now come on, your insecurity is giving me a great thirst.
04x01 - Love Boat Angels (1) Season 4 / Episode 1: - Love Boat Angels (1)

Tiffany Welles: I'll pamper you, Bosley, all the way home.
John Bosley: Promise?
Tiffany Welles: Promise.
John Bosley: You know, I think this girl has possibility.
03x19 - Angel in a Box Season 3 / Episode 19: - Angel in a Box

Sabrina Duncan: Why don't you two take Sylvia's place and the girl who hasn't signed in yet. What's her name, Cole?
John Bosley: Yeah.
Sabrina Duncan: Yeah.
Kris Munroe: Hold it, hold it. How come all of a sudden we're the ones running?
Sabrina Duncan: Well, you thought of it, and you agreed. Is that reasonable?
John Bosley: Perfectly.
Kris Munroe: Terrific.
Kelly Garrett: Reasonable.
03x19 - Angel in a Box Season 3 / Episode 19: - Angel in a Box

Kelly Garrett: You think the gate guard's gonna buy this? 20A and 20B?
John Bosley: Well, if he says anything, tell him you're part of an entry. You know, like in a horse race.
Kris Munroe: Yeah, but what if he doesn't know from entries? Then what do we do?
John Bosley: You're in running clothes, outrun him.
03x19 - Angel in a Box Season 3 / Episode 19: - Angel in a Box

John Bosley: You do not look well.
Kris Munroe: [moans] I'm sculpting my body with pain.
03x18 - Terror on Skis (2) Season 3 / Episode 18: - Terror on Skis (2)

Kris Munroe: [posing as a new student] Mr. Bosley, I'm Kris Munroe. I saw you on the bus. Are you a teacher?
John Bosley: Well actually, I'm a, eh, maintenance engineer in the equestrian area.
Kris Munroe: [already aware of Bosley's cover] Oh, a groom.
03x18 - Terror on Skis (2) Season 3 / Episode 18: - Terror on Skis (2)

Charles Townsend: [on speakerphone] You are now honorary graduates of Blackmoor.
John Bosley: Graduates of a girls school? How am I gonna tell that to the guys in the locker room?
03x16 - Disco Angels Season 3 / Episode 16: - Disco Angels

Chadway: Mr. Bosley. I asume you can handle a gun?
John Bosley: You assume correctly.
03x01 - Angels in Vegas (1) Season 3 / Episode 1: - Angels in Vegas (1)

Frank Howell: And I don't care what It costs, Mr. Townsend.
John Bosley: I love that song!
Sabrina Duncan: Bosley!
03x01 - Angels in Vegas (1) Season 3 / Episode 1: - Angels in Vegas (1)

Doorman: I've been here six years, I don't have a whistle.
John Bosley: You think you really deserve one?
Doorman: I think you should be carrying luggage like the rest of us.
John Bosley: When you get a whistle, you don't have to carry luggage.
03x01 - Angels in Vegas (1) Season 3 / Episode 1: - Angels in Vegas (1)

John Bosley: Meet Dan Tana.
Dan Tana: Hi!
Kelly Garrett: You're Dan Tana?
Kris Munroe: You're Dan Tana?
Kelly Garrett: I just said that.
02x24 - The Jade Trap Season 2 / Episode 24: - The Jade Trap

Kris Munroe: You know, I wonder what kinda costumes Charlie sent out?
John Bosley: I don't know, something appropriate for this old relic, I suppose.
Kris Munroe: Oh Bosley, I don't think you're an old relic. Yet...
02x24 - The Jade Trap Season 2 / Episode 24: - The Jade Trap

Martha Milton: Are you, eh, an afficionado?
John Bosley: No, I'm just an admirer of old cars... and mature women.
Martha Milton: If you're attempting to flatter me, you're doing a divine job.
02x22 - Mother Goose is Running For his Life Season 2 / Episode 22: - Mother Goose is Running For his Life

Kris Munroe: I mean, it's just crazy. Five years without an injury. All of a sudden a murder, then an attempted murder, one right after the other.
John Bosley: Yes, and don't forget the attempted decapitation of yours truly.
02x22 - Mother Goose is Running For his Life Season 2 / Episode 22: - Mother Goose is Running For his Life

John Bosley: I'm telling you, with a mother like that, Machlin could be the most inept burglar in history and he'd still wind up with a fortune.
02x20 - The Sandcastle Murders Season 2 / Episode 20: - The Sandcastle Murders

John Bosley: Well, I'm gonna go walk off some of these cobwebs. I may even commune with the teddy bears.

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