Type
Scripted
Premiered
Mar. 09, 2009
Status
Returning Series
Runtime
60 min.
Country
USA
Network
ABC TV Network

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Alexis Castle

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Molly C. QuinnMolly C. Quinn
Molly Caitlyn Quinn (born October 8, 1993) is an American actress whose works have included theatre, ...

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Alexis Castle Quotes

05x03 - Secret's Safe With Me Season 5 / Episode 3: - Secret's Safe With Me

Alexis Castle: How can you be so smart and so clueless at the same time?
Richard Castle: Practice.
04x19 - 47 Seconds Season 4 / Episode 19: - 47 Seconds

Richard Castle: You're a pretty smart kid, you know that?
Alexis Castle: Well, they say that genius skips a generation.
Richard Castle: Apparently so does funny.
04x13 - An Embarrassment of Bitches Season 4 / Episode 13: - An Embarrassment of Bitches

Richard Castle: You have a friend named Buttons? A human friend?
Alexis Castle: Her mom called her that when she was little, and it stuck.
Richard Castle: [snorting with laughter] And now so is she.
Alexis Castle: Buttons and I bonded over being rejected from Stanford. In fact, we applied to a lot of the same schools, so we were planning to visit a few campuses together this weekend. Make a road trip out of it.
Martha Rodgers: Ah!
Richard Castle: Whoa. Okay, whoa. Where are you staying? Who's driving? And who is chaperoning?
Alexis Castle: [innocently] We were going to take your Ferrari and hook up with some boys we met on craigslist.


Richard Castle: Not cool.
Martha Rodgers: Honey, don't be such a killjoy. I'm sure Buttons' mother is going along.
Alexis Castle: She is. And she's very responsible.
Richard Castle: Yeah, except for when it comes to picking nicknames.
Alexis Castle: Look, if you want, I could have Mrs. Dutton stop by to meet you when she picks me up.
Richard Castle: Yeah, I think that'd be o... her last name is Dutton? Your friend's name is Buttons Dutton?
Martha Rodgers: That is unfortunate.
Alexis Castle: What's so wrong with that?
Richard Castle: Oh, come on. It'd be like calling me Rastle or Tassel or no-hassle Castle.


Richard Castle: Hey. No, I was just making a point. Please don't call me that.
04x03 - Head Case Season 4 / Episode 3: - Head Case

Alexis Castle: How do you do it, dad?
Richard Castle: Do what?
Alexis Castle: Well, that letter that you have framed in your office.
Richard Castle: [reminiscently] My first manuscript rejection.
Alexis Castle: Yeah. How can you stand having it there?
Richard Castle: Because it drives me. And I got twenty more of those before Black Pawn ever agreed to publish "In a Hail of Bullets". That letter... that letter reminds me of what I've overcome. Rejection isn't failure.
Alexis Castle: It sure feels like failure.
Richard Castle: No, failure is giving up. Everybody gets rejected. It's how you handle it that determines where you'll end up.
Alexis Castle: My whole life has been about making sure I could get into any college I wanted. What's it about now?
Richard Castle: Give it time. You'll figure it out.
04x01 - Rise Season 4 / Episode 1: - Rise

Alexis Castle: You act like this is all about her, but you were standing right next to her. You could have been shot. Hell, *I* could have been shot.
Richard Castle: That's why I have to do this. To make sure they stay away.
Alexis Castle: Yeah? You need to grow up, dad. You're a writer, not a cop. Stop pretending.
04x01 - Rise Season 4 / Episode 1: - Rise

Alexis Castle: Dad? Don't grow up too much, okay?
Richard Castle: Hey... it's me we're talking about!
03x20 - Slice of Death Season 3 / Episode 20: - Slice of Death

Richard Castle: [coming home to find Martha comforting Alexis] What happened?
Martha Rodgers: Alexis decided to crash Lauren's party, against our better judgment.
Richard Castle: And I take it that the, uh, party crashing didn't go so well?
Alexis Castle: None of this would have happened if Lauren wasn't the most conniving bitch in the entire world.
Richard Castle: Whoa!
Martha Rodgers: [waving it off] It's warranted.
Alexis Castle: When the band was performing, Lauren brought Ashley up on stage with her, and she kissed him. In front of everyone!
Richard Castle: [shocked] Bitch!
03x17 - Countdown (Part 2) Season 3 / Episode 17: - Countdown (Part 2)

Richard Castle: I need you girls to do something, for me. But I don't want you to ask any questions. I want you to go to the Hamptons. I want you to stay there for the weekend.
Martha Rodgers: Richard, what is this about?
Richard Castle: Did you not... that's a question. look, there might be, um... an event that would make it very dangerous to stay in the city.


Richard Castle: What are you doing?
Alexis Castle: Calling Ashley.
Richard Castle: No, no, no, no. You can't tell anybody. Okay? You can't tell anybody. You tell Ashley, he'll tell his parents, they'll call someone they love, and a panic will make this thing a thousand times harder to stop.
Alexis Castle: Dad, he's my boyfriend.
Richard Castle: I know.
Alexis Castle: This isn't fair. You can't...
Richard Castle: Fair has nothing to do with it. I need to you go. Now.
Martha Rodgers: But you'll come, too?
Richard Castle: I will when I can. But I need you to go. Now.
03x09 - Close Encounters of the Murderous Kind Season 3 / Episode 9: - Close Encounters of the Murderous Kind

Alexis Castle: [Ashley's parents want to meet Castle and Martha] The two of them are serious people, dad. You may need to be more... buttoned up.
Richard Castle: I can be buttoned up. And if I become unbuttoned, you can discretely let me know with a brutal kick to the shin.
03x01 - A Deadly Affair Season 3 / Episode 1: - A Deadly Affair

Richard Castle: Maybe you should get a new boyfriend and start over.
Alexis Castle: You're not very good at this, are you?
Richard Castle: Apparently not.
02x23 - Overkill Season 2 / Episode 23: - Overkill

Alexis Castle: I think you've been writing too long not to know that it's "i" before "e" except after "c."
02x23 - Overkill Season 2 / Episode 23: - Overkill

Richard Castle: Thank you for your help, sweetie. I am so behind on my deadline.
Alexis Castle: That's 'cause you always find new ways to procrastinate.
02x09 - Love Me Dead Season 2 / Episode 9: - Love Me Dead

Richard Castle: [after Alexis runs in and hugs her Dad, Castle says] What was that for?
Alexis Castle: For being the best Dad ever.
Richard Castle: It's true, you know. I have the novelty mug to prove it.
02x08 - Kill the Messenger Season 2 / Episode 8: - Kill the Messenger

Alexis Castle: [after Alexis' grandmother leaves the apartment, Alexis says to her father] Is insanity inherited?
02x07 - Famous Last Words Season 2 / Episode 7: - Famous Last Words

Richard Castle: [Castle to Alexis] Okay, you know, I - you know what? I think it's time we reset the parental controls on your computer.
Alexis Castle: Please... I had to set Parental Controls on your computer. Remember?
Richard Castle: Speaking of which...
Alexis Castle: No.
02x07 - Famous Last Words Season 2 / Episode 7: - Famous Last Words

Alexis Castle: [after Castle tries to talk Alexis into leaving the police station and go to school] But, I won't be able to focus on school today.
Richard Castle: Which will make you just like all the other kids in your class. I am serious or I will call the truant officer. [Castle calls out to the others in the police station] Do you still have truant officers?
Captain Roy Montgomery: Budget cuts.
Richard Castle: [Castle to Alexis] Oh, you're so lucky.
02x06 - Vampire Weekend Season 2 / Episode 6: - Vampire Weekend

Alexis Castle: What exactly are you supposed to be?
Richard Castle: Space cowboy.
Alexis Castle: Ok, A: there are no cows in space. B: didn't you wear that like five years ago?
Richard Castle: So?
Alexis Castle: So, don't you think you should move on?
Richard Castle: I like it.
02x06 - Vampire Weekend Season 2 / Episode 6: - Vampire Weekend

Alexis Castle: [Castle jumps out of his study and flashes his pose, then surprised at seeing Alexis] Hey
Richard Castle: Hey... Hey... I was just... trying on my Halloween costume
Alexis Castle: What exactly are you supposed to be?
Richard Castle: Space Cowboy
Alexis Castle: Okay, A. There are no cows in space, and B. Didn't you wear that like... 5 years ago? [ironic, since the costume Castle wore is the exact same outfit Nathan Fillion wore as Captain Malcolm Reynolds in Firefly 5 years ago, in 2004]
02x04 - Fool Me Once Season 2 / Episode 4: - Fool Me Once

Alexis Castle: [Castle's mother taking a violin lession from Alexis' male-model-looking instructor Dylan] Aren't you worried about Dylan's intentions towards Gram?
Richard Castle: I'm hoping they involve running away together, but I'm not that lucky.
01x10 - A Death in the Family Season 1 / Episode 10: - A Death in the Family

Alexis Castle: [Alexis discussing her 15 year old boyfriend] Dad, all we've done is hold hands.
Richard Castle: Ew, okay, please. Don't need details.
01x10 - A Death in the Family Season 1 / Episode 10: - A Death in the Family

Alexis Castle: [Alexis coming down the stairs to meet her Jr. Prom date and upon seeing her Dad waiting for her date] Dad! No! No severed heads.
Richard Castle: [Castle wearing a bloody lab coat and carrying a severed head] That's... I... It's time honored.
01x03 - Hedge Fund Homeboys Season 1 / Episode 3: - Hedge Fund Homeboys

Richard Castle: Reading the paper? You are gonna lose all of your wired-teen-hyper-texting-nano-gizmo street cred.
Alexis Castle: I'm a rebel. I kick it old school.
Richard Castle: [referring to cup of coffee on counter] Is this...
Alexis Castle: Cream, two sugars.
Richard Castle: Thanks. Style section. Anything I need to know?
Alexis Castle: The '70s are back.
Richard Castle: Hmm. They're like the Highlander, they just won't die. [pause] Morning, Mother. You're dressed early.
Martha Rodgers: Ah! I have class.
Richard Castle: I believe that's a matter of some debate.
Martha Rodgers: At the New School, funny man. Look, it's not that I don't appreciate everything you've done, but, a girl has to stand on her own two feet.
Richard Castle: What's the class?
Martha Rodgers: "Introduction To Life Coaching". It's always been my desire to make a difference, wether on stage or off. And I've had cards made.
Alexis Castle: [stammering] That's my ID... It says here I'm your client.
Richard Castle: Well, of course you are. Haven't I been telling you what to do your whole life?
Alexis Castle: Oh, uh, Dad, Julie Schmidt's father's back in rehab, so a spot just opened to chaperone the D.C. trip.
Richard Castle: Where is the... How did you know Julie's dad was back in rehab?
Martha Rodgers: Must be a wired-teen-hyper-nano thing. So what do you say?
Richard Castle: Sorry, kiddo, but with you away, my chaperoning duties reside here. Or are you forgetting what happened the last time we left her alone?
Alexis Castle: So she had a little party.
Richard Castle: There were lime shards embedded in the walls.
Martha Rodgers: It was Cinco de Mayo.
Alexis Castle: Exactly.
Richard Castle: [phone rings, plays "Dracula" theme] I hear dead people. [answers phone] Who was murdered, and was it gruesome?
01x03 - Hedge Fund Homeboys Season 1 / Episode 3: - Hedge Fund Homeboys

Alexis Castle: Are you trying to figure out how to murder someone in their sleep again?
Alexis Castle: Not this time.
01x03 - Hedge Fund Homeboys Season 1 / Episode 3: - Hedge Fund Homeboys

Martha Rodgers: Now does this look like a wild group? For your information, I am hosting a seminar for my life coaching class, "Be the Change You Want To See".
Richard Castle: How very Zen of you.
Alexis Castle: Dad, come on, be supportive. She's trying to help people.
Richard Castle: Yeah, to my liquor cabinet.
Martha Rodgers: No. This is going to be a very civilized affair. Now, off, off, off, off. Have fun! [behind a closed door] Haha! Okay! Who wants a drink? [cork pops, crowd cheers]
01x03 - Hedge Fund Homeboys Season 1 / Episode 3: - Hedge Fund Homeboys

Richard Castle: Reading the paper? You are gonna lose all of your wired-teen-hyper-texting-nano-gizmo street cred.
Alexis Castle: I'm a rebel. I kick it old school.
Richard Castle: [referring to cup of coffee on counter] Is this...
Alexis Castle: Cream, two sugars.
Richard Castle: Thanks. Style section. Anything I need to know?
Alexis Castle: The '70s are back.
Richard Castle: Hmm. They're like the Highlander, they just won't die. [pause] Morning, Mother. You're dressed early.
Martha Rodgers: Ah! I have class.
Richard Castle: I believe that's a matter of some debate.
Martha Rodgers: At the New School, funny man. Look, it's not that I don't appreciate everything you've done, but, a girl has to stand on her own two feet.
Richard Castle: What's the class?
Martha Rodgers: "Introduction To Life Coaching". It's always been my desire to make a difference, wether on stage or off. And I've had cards made.
Richard Castle: [stammering] That's my ID... It says here I'm your client.
Martha Rodgers: Well, of course you are. Haven't I been telling you what to do your whole life?
Alexis Castle: Oh, uh, Dad, Julie Schmidt's father's back in rehab, so a spot just opened to chaperone the D.C. trip.
Richard Castle: Where is the... How did you know Julie's dad was back in rehab?
Alexis Castle: Must be a wired-teen-hyper-nano thing. So what do you say?
Richard Castle: Sorry, kiddo, but with you away, my chaperoning duties reside here. Or are you forgetting what happened the last time we left her alone?
Alexis Castle: So she had a little party.
Richard Castle: There were lime shards embedded in the walls.
Martha Rodgers: It was Cinco de Mayo!
Alexis Castle: Exactly.
Richard Castle: [phone rings, plays "Dracula" theme] I hear dead people. [answers phone] Who was murdered, and was it gruesome?
01x03 - Hedge Fund Homeboys Season 1 / Episode 3: - Hedge Fund Homeboys

Alexis Castle: Are you trying to figure out how to murder someone in their sleep again?
Richard Castle: Not this time.
01x03 - Hedge Fund Homeboys Season 1 / Episode 3: - Hedge Fund Homeboys

Richard Castle: Reading the paper? You are gonna lose all of your wired-teen-hyper-texting-nano-gizmo street cred.
Alexis Castle: I'm a rebel. I kick it old school.
Richard Castle: [referring to cup of coffee on counter] Is this...
Alexis Castle: Cream, two sugars.
Richard Castle: Thanks. Style section. Anything I need to know?
Alexis Castle: The '70s are back.
Richard Castle: Hmm. They're like the Highlander, they just won't die. [pause] Morning, Mother. You're dressed early.
Martha Rodgers: Ah! I have class.
Richard Castle: I believe that's a matter of some debate.
Martha Rodgers: At the New School, funny man. Look, it's not that I don't appreciate everything you've done, but, a girl has to stand on her own two feet.
Richard Castle: What's the class?
Martha Rodgers: "Introduction To Life Coaching". It's always been my desire to make a difference, wether on stage or off. And I've had cards made.
Richard Castle: [stammering] That's my ID... It says here I'm your client.
Martha Rodgers: Well, of course you are. Haven't I been telling you what to do your whole life?
Alexis Castle: Oh, uh, Dad, Julie Schmidt's father's back in rehab, so a spot just opened to chaperone the D.C. trip.
Richard Castle: Where is the... How did you know Julie's dad was back in rehab?
Alexis Castle: Must be a wired-teen-hyper-nano thing. So what do you say?
Richard Castle: Sorry, kiddo, but with you away, my chaperoning duties reside here. Or are you forgetting what happened the last time we left her alone?
Alexis Castle: So she had a little party.
Richard Castle: There were lime shards embedded in the walls.
Martha Rodgers: It was Cinco de Mayo!
Alexis Castle: Exactly.
Richard Castle: [phone rings, plays Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D Minor] I hear dead people. [answers phone] Who was murdered, and was it gruesome?
01x02 - Nanny McDead Season 1 / Episode 2: - Nanny McDead

Alexis Castle: How come we never had a nanny?
Richard Castle: Well your mother and I decided if someone was going to screw you up, we wanted it to be me. Only, you managed to turn out fine somehow anyway.
01x02 - Nanny McDead Season 1 / Episode 2: - Nanny McDead

Alexis Castle: [to Martha] You were the crazy homeless woman.
Richard Castle: And some might say still are.
01x01 - Flowers for Your Grave Season 1 / Episode 1: - Flowers for Your Grave

Alexis Castle: And the ever popular "will you sign my 'chest'".

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