Aug. 13, 2007
30 min.
Showtime TV Network

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Californication - 05x03 Boys & Girls

5x03 Boys & Girls

4.44/5 (9 votes)
First Aired: Jan. 22, 2012 on Showtime

Summary: Hank delivers a completed draft of "Santa Monica Cop" to Samurai Apocalypse but his attempts to leave town are once again thwarted when he's asked to show a night on the town to Kali, his "acquaintance" from the flight to Los Angles; Tyler crashes with Karen and Becca while he recovers from…
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Episode Quotes

Hank Moody: Sometimes it's better not to touch your dreams. Take it from someone who knows.
Charlie Runkle: That is profound... ly depressing.
Tyler: Why don't you go easy on me, man? I got my ass beaten about a week ago
Hank Moody: I know. I know that. And I was almost sad when I heard the news. And than I was vaguely disappointed when I heard you weren't gonna die or anything like that. But knowing that you were in great pain did make me smile. It's the little things, you know.
Hank Moody: You think that your father loved your mother's beautiful pussy any less because she had more hair down there?
Club Guy: Don't be talking about my mom's pussy!
Hank Moody: Why? I said it was beautiful, man.
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