I'm trying to re-discover the simple pleasures of a masturbating teenager. When girls were magical creatures, who didn't go ATM.
My folks were out of town, alright?Hank Moody:
That's what your folks told you. They actually hate your guts and rue the day that your father ever failed to pull out in time.
You think that your father loved your mother's beautiful pussy any less because she had more hair down there?Club Guy:
Don't be talking about my mom's pussy!Hank Moody:
Why? I said it was beautiful, man.