Mar. 04, 2013
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60 min.
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DI Alec Hardy Broadchurch (UK)

DI Alec Hardy

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DI Alec Hardy Quotes

03x03 - Season 3, Episode 3 Season 3 / Episode 3: - Season 3, Episode 3

DI Alec Hardy: What's bothering me about this case is that it's making me Ashamed to be a Man
02x08 - Series 2, Episode 8 Season 2 / Episode 8: - Series 2, Episode 8

DS Ellie Miller: You're too emotionally wound up!
DI Alec Hardy: Me? Have you ever met yourself?
01x07 - Episode 7 Season 1 / Episode 7: - Episode 7

DI Alec Hardy: [in hospital, Miller tosses bag of grapes on his bed] What're those?
DS Ellie Miller: Grapes.
DI Alec Hardy: What did you bring grapes for?
DS Ellie Miller: I hoped you might choke on the seeds.
DI Alec Hardy: They're seedless.
DS Ellie Miller: Don't be a smartarse.
01x06 - Episode 6 Season 1 / Episode 6: - Episode 6

DI Alec Hardy: How long have you been going to Alcoholics Anonymous?
Rev. Paul Coates: Explain to me why that's a relevant question.
DI Alec Hardy: Explain to me why it's not.
01x06 - Episode 6 Season 1 / Episode 6: - Episode 6

DS Ellie Miller: Sir.
DI Alec Hardy: Tell me you've found the dog.
DS Ellie Miller: No, but...
DI Alec Hardy: Find the dog! We need the dog! She won't talk without the bloody dog!
DS Ellie Miller: Sir, will you shut up for a second?
DI Alec Hardy: Did you just tell me to shut up?
DS Ellie Miller: Sir, front desk just had a call. There's been a break-in at the cliff-top hut.
DI Alec Hardy: The murder scene? That's sealed off!
DS Ellie Miller: Yeah, but someone's reported torchlight inside.
DI Alec Hardy: Don't stand there wittering, Miller. Come on!
01x04 - Episode 4 Season 1 / Episode 4: - Episode 4

DS Ellie Miller: What about you, are you religious?
DI Alec Hardy: Yeah. I pray every night you'll stop asking me questions.
01x03 - Episode 3 Season 1 / Episode 3: - Episode 3

Dr. Martin Baxter: You're the last person I expected a phone call from.
DI Alec Hardy: You're the first friendly face I've seen in months.
Dr. Martin Baxter: Well, If I'm the friendly face, god knows what the rest of them are like.
DI Alec Hardy: Oh... you've no idea. It is another world.
Dr. Martin Baxter: It's a bit cloak and dagger Alec, meeting out here? What's wrong with the office?
DI Alec Hardy: Small town, everyone's eyes on ya. Don't like it.
Dr. Martin Baxter: I erm... went through all the results you sent me.
DI Alec Hardy: So?
Dr. Martin Baxter: It's not good Alec.
DI Alec Hardy: [Hardy sighs] No...
Dr. Martin Baxter: You've got to change all of this. No stress, no pressure, nothing that will cause unnecessary exertion.
DI Alec Hardy: I can't.
Dr. Martin Baxter: You have to. If you don't... you'll end up dead!
DI Alec Hardy: [He growls distastefully] Ahh. You bloody doctors! Always do as I say you'll end up dead.
Dr. Martin Baxter: I'm serious! Look... I'll make sure all the paperwork gets filled in, you can be invalided out.
DI Alec Hardy: Not till I'm done here.
Dr. Martin Baxter: You like it that much?
DI Alec Hardy: No I hate it! I hate the air. I hate the sand. I hate the stupid people. I hate the way they work. I hate their bloody smiley bloody faces. I hate the never ending sky!
Dr. Martin Baxter: Well, why be here at all?
DI Alec Hardy: [long pause] It's penance.
Dr. Martin Baxter: What? No, really?
DI Alec Hardy: Really.
01x03 - Episode 3 Season 1 / Episode 3: - Episode 3

DI Alec Hardy: [shouts from his office] Miller? [Leaving his office he walks over to Miller who remains seated at her desk] Reconstruction, Thursday night, one week on? Your boy Tom should do it.
DS Ellie Miller: What? No I don't want him to.
DI Alec Hardy: [Hardy interrupts] No. He's the best choice.
DS Ellie Miller: Did you not hear what I just said? He's just lost his best friend. That could traumatize him for life.
DI Alec Hardy: Well, maybe he should be allowed to decide.
DS Ellie Miller: No... I'm his mum... I decide!
DI Alec Hardy: Oh, so your commitment to this investigation stops outside these doors?
DS Ellie Miller: With respect sir, move away from me now, or I will piss in a cup and throw it at you!
DI Alec Hardy: [ignores comment] Talk to... [struggles to remember a name] [Miller looks at Hardy with disgust]
DI Alec Hardy: What's your husbands name? Joe? Talk to him about it, and Tom.
DS Ellie Miller: [Miller digresses] You're invited to dinner.
DI Alec Hardy: [Hardy looks confused] What?
DS Ellie Miller: Pick a night
DI Alec Hardy: In your house, why?
DS Ellie Miller: Do you know many people here?
DI Alec Hardy: No.
DS Ellie Miller: Are you living off hotel food?
DI Alec Hardy: It's not a good idea.
DS Ellie Miller: Please don't be an arsehole about it. Believe me, I don't really wanna do it either, but it's what people do.
DI Alec Hardy: Is it?
DS Ellie Miller: [Raises her voice] Yes! They have their bosses round. We don't have to talk about work.
DI Alec Hardy: What do we talk about?
DS Ellie Miller: I don't know, just say yes...
DI Alec Hardy: [Hardy mumbles] Yeah.
DS Ellie Miller: Thank you, bloody hell! [Hardy walks away and Millers attention returns to her computer as she insults him under her breath] Knob!
01x02 - Episode 2 Season 1 / Episode 2: - Episode 2

DS Ellie Miller: Most people have a moral compass.
DI Alec Hardy: Compasses break.
01x02 - Episode 2 Season 1 / Episode 2: - Episode 2

Steve Connelly: It's something to do with water.
DI Alec Hardy: What're you saying?
Steve Connelly: I've been told it's something to do with water.
DS Ellie Miller: Told by who?
Steve Connelly: [stammering] I have this thing where I get... I get messages. Psychic messages.
DI Alec Hardy: Oh, for God's sake, who let you in?
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DS Ellie Miller: Most people have a moral compass.
DI Alec Hardy: Compasses break.

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