Type
Scripted
Premiered
Sep. 13, 2005
Status
Returning Series
Runtime
60 min.
Country
USA
Network
FOX TV Network

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Dr. Jack Hodgins Bones

Dr. Jack Hodgins

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T.J. ThyneT.J. Thyne
Thomas Joseph "T.J." Thyne (born March 7, 1975) is an American film and television actor. He ...

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Dr. Jack Hodgins Quotes

06x07 - The Babe in the Bar Season 6 / Episode 7: - The Babe in the Bar

Dr. Jack Hodgins: But we have to melt the chocolate in order to get any information from the bones.
Vincent Nigel-Murray: Yeah. But first we can cut out these sections until we discover a way to extract the gas trapped in the bubbles.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Excellent. Do it. Mr. Nigel-Murray if I didn't have any self-control I would kiss you.


Dr. Jack Hodgins: ...No interesting facts off that?
Vincent Nigel-Murray: Yeah, yeah. In fact, the-the satisfaction that human beings take from fantasizing is - is directly related - No. I don't. No facts.
06x07 - The Babe in the Bar Season 6 / Episode 7: - The Babe in the Bar

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Done. I sifted through all 1873 gallons of it. Nothing but the usual: ant torsos, spider legs, rodent hairs.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Whoa. That's the usual?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah. FDA permits 60 insect fragments, and 1 rodent tail per 100 grams.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Lovely.
06x07 - The Babe in the Bar Season 6 / Episode 7: - The Babe in the Bar

Dr. Jack Hodgins: I thought she wasn't applying to any other schools except - Oh. Oh! You're writing Michelle's - Oh that's bad. That's - that's just wrong!
Dr. Camille Saroyan: No Dr. Hodgins, that is being a mother. And I assume I can trust your discretion.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Of course - Mom.
06x06 - The Shallow in the Deep Season 6 / Episode 6: - The Shallow in the Deep

Dr. Camille Saroyan: This is my "What the Hell are you talking about" look.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: It's a waterproof marine epoxy. [Cam points to her face] Glue.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Why would the victim have glue in his bones?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah, that's exactly what's got me stumped.
06x06 - The Shallow in the Deep Season 6 / Episode 6: - The Shallow in the Deep

Angela Montenegro: Yeah, but he was somebody's baby too. And I want our baby to know that. Oh wow. I sound like a crazy woman, don't I?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Actually, you're sounding like a mom.
Angela Montenegro: Oh crap. Already?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yep.
Angela Montenegro: I should take that sandwich.
06x06 - The Shallow in the Deep Season 6 / Episode 6: - The Shallow in the Deep

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [During a re-enactment] But Claire, she's got rage on her side.
Daisy Wick: And I *shove* him overboard. [Throws Hodgins over the rail]
Angela Montenegro: Hey! [Cam and Angela look over the side. They see Hodgins on a pile of cushions]
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Don't worry. We thought this through.
06x05 - The Bones that Weren't Season 6 / Episode 5: - The Bones that Weren't

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Dr. Hodgins, would you come over here and be a corpse?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: ...Yeah.
Angela Montenegro: Sweeting, you do mean pretend to be a corpse, right? Because the way you're holding that knife, you're looking a little slashery.
06x04 - The Body and the Bounty Season 6 / Episode 4: - The Body and the Bounty

Dr. Jack Hodgins: I never thought of using paint stir sticks in place of ribs.
Professor Bunsen Jude: Many common household items mimic the properties of human body parts. Like cantaloupe melons, pudding.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I'm not gonna ask about the pudding.
06x04 - The Body and the Bounty Season 6 / Episode 4: - The Body and the Bounty

Dr. Camille Saroyan: [Looking at Jude's experiment] Oh good Lord.
Professor Bunsen Jude: [Entering] I think I'm on to something.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Whoa! You made a bazooka?
Professor Bunsen Jude: If you mean potato bazooka, then yes.
06x03 - The Maggots in the Meathead Season 6 / Episode 3: - The Maggots in the Meathead

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [Catching bugs] Pilphia casei. More commonly known as "cheese skippers." Under certain circumstances they jump up, they grab their butts with their mouths.
Colin Fisher: I met a guy at the hospital that could do that.
06x02 - The Couple in the Cave Season 6 / Episode 2: - The Couple in the Cave

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Vaccumming their noses or what used to be their noses is fun, you know?
Angela Montenegro: You are not playing with our children without supervision.
06x02 - The Couple in the Cave Season 6 / Episode 2: - The Couple in the Cave

Hannah Burley: Media is used to distract us all the time.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: [Quietly to Hannah] You're taking him seriously?
Hannah Burley: Michael Jackson's funeral is on 24 hours a day. And nobody finds out about the coup in Honduras. Felt fishy to me.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I love this woman.
06x02 - The Couple in the Cave Season 6 / Episode 2: - The Couple in the Cave

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [after receiving some evidence] You know you could be my lovely assistant
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Yes. But since I'm your boss. You're *my* lovely assistant.


Dr. Jack Hodgins: Ah. Yeah. At least I'm lovely.
06x02 - The Couple in the Cave Season 6 / Episode 2: - The Couple in the Cave

Dr. Clark Edison: You know, I feel really uncomfortable about this. We usually don't do experiments on live humans.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I know. Should be fun.
06x01 - The Mastodon in the Room Season 6 / Episode 1: - The Mastodon in the Room

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [Entering] Wow. Whis is with this scuzzy Hell hole? And Where's my office?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: You see that table over there? That's your office. And you have to share.
05x22 - The Beginning in the End Season 5 / Episode 22: - The Beginning in the End

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [after spotting Angela's father outside] Okay, I saw him down there. I know you do not believe me, but I saw him.
Dr. Lance Sweets: No. I totally believe you. The man carries a black cat bone in his back pack.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Oh God, help me!
05x22 - The Beginning in the End Season 5 / Episode 22: - The Beginning in the End

Angela's Dad: You're not afraid of me, are you?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: You? No.
Angela's Dad: Good. So now that you're family, I'm going to go ahead here and ask you for a favor.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Anything for family... dad.
05x22 - The Beginning in the End Season 5 / Episode 22: - The Beginning in the End

Dr. Lance Sweets: So, uh, I'll help you get the car back.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Really?
Dr. Lance Sweets: Yeah. You know why? Because I'm Mr. Adventure.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I'd rather you were Mr. Sneaky Ninja Killer Assassin. But hey, a guy can't be picky in this sidekick market.
05x22 - The Beginning in the End Season 5 / Episode 22: - The Beginning in the End

Angela Montenegro: And where are we going?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Nous Allon a Paris.
Angela Montenegro: For our honeymoon?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: No, for a year. Because I have no desire to break in a new forensic anthropologist, and FBI agent. Do you?
Angela Montenegro: No, I do not. Well, everything's changing, huh?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah.
Angela Montenegro: What do you think is going to happen?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Not sure. But I know we'll be together.
05x21 - The Boy with the Answer Season 5 / Episode 21: - The Boy with the Answer

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: All of our evidence has been thrown out. The rational thing to do is to pursue a case with fresh untainted evidence.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Is it really that easy for you? To forget what happened to us.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I will *never* forget what happened to us! Or to Booth - or this boy! You are not the only suffering, Dr. Hodgins. But your emtions have no revelance, not if we want to convict Taffet.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: This better work.
05x20 - The Witch in the Wardrobe Season 5 / Episode 20: - The Witch in the Wardrobe

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Hold on, Wendell said that it was totally mutual. Said that you were wonderful.
Angela Montenegro: I'm not sure how I feel about you two discussing me.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Not "discussing" you, complimenting you... Okay, fine. No more compliments. You don't look good today. Your smile is average at best. And it is *not* cool that we finally get to work together again in the field.
Angela Montenegro: ...Okay find I can live with that.
05x20 - The Witch in the Wardrobe Season 5 / Episode 20: - The Witch in the Wardrobe

Dr. Jack Hodgins: We live in a facist state.
Angela Montenegro: If you know that, then why did you taunt the guy with the gun?
05x20 - The Witch in the Wardrobe Season 5 / Episode 20: - The Witch in the Wardrobe

Angela Montenegro: [as Hodgins is giving her a massage] Oh, thank you God. Oh.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: "God" is a little formal. "Hodgins" will do.
05x20 - The Witch in the Wardrobe Season 5 / Episode 20: - The Witch in the Wardrobe

Dr. Jack Hodgins: It's a little outside my expertise, but they look like bat bones to me. You missed that Clark?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Well, Clark's error is completely understandable. Given the condition of the remains, and the bizzare nature of their circumstances.
Dr. Clark Edison: Thank you Dr. Brennan.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah, but I made the call on a piece-of-crap cathode ray tube while in jail.
Dr. Clark Edison: Oh, that's right. You're in jail.
05x20 - The Witch in the Wardrobe Season 5 / Episode 20: - The Witch in the Wardrobe

Angela Montenegro: It was like we were both playing chicken and then we - we both swerved.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: What we should've done is crashed right into each other.
Angela Montenegro: At the speed of light.
05x20 - The Witch in the Wardrobe Season 5 / Episode 20: - The Witch in the Wardrobe

Angela Montenegro: That's not my real name.
Floyd Barber: How bad could it be?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah? Did you get mine? It's Stanley.
Angela Montenegro: Yeah. Yeah, well, my Dad is um, he's sort of unique. And well... he's Texan and uh, other things so, do you mind if I just whisper it to you?
Floyd Barber: That'll work.
05x18 - The Predator in the Pool Season 5 / Episode 18: - The Predator in the Pool

Clark Edison: Man, you killed the Moroccan Angelfish?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: No. No, I did not. They died on their own. Only afterwards, did I puree them.
05x18 - The Predator in the Pool Season 5 / Episode 18: - The Predator in the Pool

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [about Angela] She may be in the market for a new Intern.
Clark Edison: Okay, okay, okay. Listen, I'm gonna - I'm gonna break my cardinal rule for you, and offer some good advice. Don't do that.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Do what?
Clark Edison: Channel your own frustrations in snide allusions.
05x18 - The Predator in the Pool Season 5 / Episode 18: - The Predator in the Pool

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [Hodgins has just performed an experiment] See?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: [on phone] No, I don't see. I'm in another place. I'm driving a car.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Well, if you were here, you'd be very impressed.
05x18 - The Predator in the Pool Season 5 / Episode 18: - The Predator in the Pool

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Hit him with the filter, Booth. That's your connection.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [very concerned] Hodgins means metaphorically, Booth. If you hit a Russian mobster with an actual filter, he'd probably just impale you.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: All right, well, that's great. Thanks for the tip.

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