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Type
Scripted
Premiered
Sep. 13, 2005
Status
Returning Series
Runtime
60 min.
Country
USA
Network
FOX TV Network

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Dr. Jack Hodgins Bones

Dr. Jack Hodgins

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T.J. ThyneT.J. Thyne
Thomas Joseph "T.J." Thyne (born March 7, 1975) is an American film and television actor. He ...

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Dr. Jack Hodgins Quotes

09x07 - The Nazi on the Honeymoon Season 9 / Episode 7: - The Nazi on the Honeymoon

Angela Montenegro: Hey, I finally got Christina to sleep
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Oh, this is just so unbelievable? I mean, put one kid down, the other one starts crying. This... this is not babysitting; it's a sleep deprivation study!
Angela Montenegro: Maybe it was something they ate?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: We had the same spaghettios and we're not crying!
09x06 - The Woman In White Season 9 / Episode 6: - The Woman In White

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Fabric-wise it looks like the victim died in the 70's
Dr. Jack Hodgins: 1979 to be precise
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: That's impossible to know at this stage
Dr. Jack Hodgins: No, it's not. A cicada was caught in her sleeve. They only emerge once every 17 years, meaning our victim was killed in 1979. Or I guess 1945, or 1962, 1996.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Okay, we get the point! 1979 it is
09x06 - The Woman In White Season 9 / Episode 6: - The Woman In White

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Maybe that acid-free sleeve she was carrying did contain something important, like the letter that Nixon wrote confirming the presence of aliens!
08x21 - The Maiden in the Mushrooms Season 8 / Episode 21: - The Maiden in the Mushrooms

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [Yelling across the lab after Finn about recreating his grandmother's hot sauce] I am gonna burn the crap outta your mouth, and you are gonna love it!
08x17 - The Fact In The Fiction Season 8 / Episode 17: - The Fact In The Fiction

Dr. Oliver Wells: [Examining the remains] Lack of cut marks on the gonial angle of the mandible, underside of the chin and cervical vertebrae leave me no reason to suspect that this skull was removed by anything other than the coyotes.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Soooo, not a zombie.
08x17 - The Fact In The Fiction Season 8 / Episode 17: - The Fact In The Fiction

Dr. Oliver Wells: The first law of thermo dynamics states that energy is neither create nor destroyed. So, when we die, all that energy has to go somewhere, right? I believe that if we die with an abundance of this power, it can become forever imprinted on the immediate environment.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: And that imprint? That's our ghost?
Dr. Oliver Wells: Mm-hmmm.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: [to Bones] Can we keep him?
08x09 - The Ghost in the Machine Season 8 / Episode 9: - The Ghost in the Machine

Special Agent Seeley Booth: So, what do you think? Man or a woman?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I... am uncomfortable defining sex with just a skull.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: C'mon. Take a stab. I won't write anything down. I promise. It's between me and you. [They both glance at Hodgins standing next to them] Oh. Well.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: What? You don't wanna take a stab in front of me.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I am inhibited by my desire not to embarrass myself in front of another scientist.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: [to Hodgins] You should take that as a compliment.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: [Indicating Booth] What about him?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Well, we live together and thus share the same synergistic lack of inhibition which allows us to have sex without being self-conscious.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: That's very romantic, Bones.
08x09 - The Ghost in the Machine Season 8 / Episode 9: - The Ghost in the Machine

Angela Montenegro: Avalon's a psychic, Hodgins. She's not in control of what she hears.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: You can say that again.
08x07 - The Bod in the Pod Season 8 / Episode 7: - The Bod in the Pod

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: It's a container of some sort. [brushes sand off] Filled with... gelatinized human remains.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: At first I thought, pod people.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Of course you did.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Hey. There are still a *lot* of questions remaining about the events at Area 51, you know. Did you know that UFO spottings are happen...
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Let's just keep it close to earth here, bug boy. Okay? Just simplify the investigation
08x07 - The Bod in the Pod Season 8 / Episode 7: - The Bod in the Pod

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Based on angular eye orbits and a large mastoid process, the decedent is male.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Human?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Really?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Just being thorough.
08x07 - The Bod in the Pod Season 8 / Episode 7: - The Bod in the Pod

Arastoo Vaziri: So, what now? Do we just tip it over and let it drain into a tub? Or insert a tube?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Safety first. We want to make sure everything's safe in there. [leans over and takes a deep sniff of the remains] Oh! I have never smelled anything like that before. [He stands up, a strange look on his face] I mean, I suppose that that could be, um... [He falls over backwards and passes out]
08x07 - The Bod in the Pod Season 8 / Episode 7: - The Bod in the Pod

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [a little wobbly, walking back over to the remains with Arastoo's help] I'm good. I'm totally fine.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Do not fall into the evidence, Dr. Hodgins. It will only add to your humiliation.
08x07 - The Bod in the Pod Season 8 / Episode 7: - The Bod in the Pod

Arastoo Vaziri: [at Hodgins' impressed look] What is it, Dr. Hodgins?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: [With a big smile] You're a political exile. That is so cool. [His smile drops at Arastoo's raised eyebrows] In a terrible, terrible way. Of course.
Arastoo Vaziri: Of course.
08x06 - The Patriot in Purgatory Season 8 / Episode 6: - The Patriot in Purgatory

Dr. Camille Saroyan: I can't imagine the pain he must've been in.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I can't believe he died with no one knowing what he did.
08x05 - The Method in the Madness Season 8 / Episode 5: - The Method in the Madness

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [after checking inside a large bag he found inside a dumpster] Yeah. Gutsy stuff. [Hands the bag to Cam. She takes the bag, but the bottom splits and the contents fall onto the ground]
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Whoa! There's a leak. No guts, no glory.
08x05 - The Method in the Madness Season 8 / Episode 5: - The Method in the Madness

Angela Montenegro: [Sickened by the sight of the female remains in the lab] Okay. Just... *please* tell me that this poor thing was dead before any of... this... happened.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: I'm sure she was.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Definitely.
Angela Montenegro: Great. [Leaves for her office]
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [to Fisher] Hodgins and Cam are lying to Angela to spare her feelings.
Colin Fisher: [mock whisper] Yeah, I got that.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Because we have not in any way ascertained if the victim was dead or alive when she was flayed to the bone.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: We have ascertained, actually, acute liver hemorrhaging suggests that the victim was still alive when she was eviscerated. So, I out and out lied to Angela.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: [sincerely] Thank you for that.
08x05 - The Method in the Madness Season 8 / Episode 5: - The Method in the Madness

Angela Montenegro: Okay. So, this program will search for wrinkles, freckles, other microscopic facial features on each piece, pick up the pattern and pair it with the corresponding piece.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Very Frankenstein-y.
08x03 - The Gunk in the Garage Season 8 / Episode 3: - The Gunk in the Garage

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: We are utilizing this shock tube to recreate the effects the blast had on the victim's bones.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Where did you get that?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Oh, Hodgins requisitioned it from the Hall of Patents.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Requisitioned?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I left a note.
08x02 - The Partners in the Divorce Season 8 / Episode 2: - The Partners in the Divorce

Finn Abernathy: [Examining one of the victim's wounds] What is that? Gold?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Looks like a...
Dr. Jack Hodgins: [In awe and getting more excited as he speaks] Fleur de lis. The sign of the Priory of Scion, a secret society that defies papal authority.
Angela Montenegro: Honey, honey. That's the nib of a fountain pen.
Finn Abernathy: He was stabbed in the neck with a fountain pen?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah, or assassinated by the pope!
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Or stabbed in the neck with a fountain pen.
07x13 - The Past in the Present Season 7 / Episode 13: - The Past in the Present

Wendell Bray: Wolves killed him, but they didn't murder him.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Right. So, Pelant fools his ankle monitor into thinking that he's at home. He lures our victim out of the loony bin, drugs him and then leaves him for the wolves.
Wendell Bray: One thing I learned from Dr. Brennan. Gather evidence and follow it without bias.
07x06 - The Crack in The Code Season 7 / Episode 6: - The Crack in The Code

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Look, all I'm saying is that John Wilkes Booth was secretly a member of the Knights of the Golden Circle - affiliated with Rome.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Okay, a little friendly advice: do not mention Booth to Booth. They are related. He will shoot you.
07x06 - The Crack in The Code Season 7 / Episode 6: - The Crack in The Code

Dr. Jack Hodgins: I'm sure it had to be something simple. This sucks! I give up!
Angela Montenegro: Hey! If I'm burning Date Night privilges for this, you don't get to give up.
07x06 - The Crack in The Code Season 7 / Episode 6: - The Crack in The Code

Angela Montenegro: Hold on. What about these last four digits? 5-2-9-1.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: We'll figure it out. I gotta call Booth. [Hodgins starts to leave. Then turns around] Crappy date night. [Hodgins kisses Angela] Excellent crime solving.
07x06 - The Crack in The Code Season 7 / Episode 6: - The Crack in The Code

Dr. Jack Hodgins: He thinks he's smarter than us.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: He may be right.
07x05 - The Twist in The Twister Season 7 / Episode 5: - The Twist in The Twister

Dr. Camille Saroyan: [after Hodgin yawns] Is death getting dull to you, Dr. Hodgins?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Oh, sorry. It's Michael. Apparently our baby believes that sleep is only for the weak.
07x05 - The Twist in The Twister Season 7 / Episode 5: - The Twist in The Twister

Dr. Jack Hodgins: So something killed him and then he got sucked up into a tornado?
Colin Fisher: Well my mom would find the happy in all this, but to me - this guy had a very bad day.
07x05 - The Twist in The Twister Season 7 / Episode 5: - The Twist in The Twister

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Tell him... tell him... tell him that we get points against us at daycare if we change Michael's schedule at the last minute - and if we get any more we may lose his spot.
Angela Montenegro: Wow. That's good. Are you that good when you lie to me?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: How would I know? I've never tried.
Angela Montenegro: Smart boy.
07x05 - The Twist in The Twister Season 7 / Episode 5: - The Twist in The Twister

Dr. Jack Hodgins: He's tattooed? You - you - you tattooed my child?
Angela's Dad: Relax. It's a press on - for now.
07x04 - The Male in the Mail Season 7 / Episode 4: - The Male in the Mail

Dr. Clark Edison: Okay, this is ridiculous, Dr. Hodgins. Do you think our killer used a thousand year old battle axe?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Hey, a good scientist never assumes anything. Would you like to do the honors?
Dr. Clark Edison: All right. [Clark uses the battle axe]
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Nope.
Dr. Clark Edison: What else do you have?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Scimitar.
Dr. Clark Edison: Oh yeah. That'll do.
07x03 - The Prince in the Plastic Season 7 / Episode 3: - The Prince in the Plastic

Dr. Jack Hodgins: The prince's leg is burned.
Daisy Wick: Burned? First drawn and quartered and then *burned*! What kind animal could do such a thing?

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