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Premiered
Sep. 13, 2005
Status
Returning Series
Runtime
60 min.
Country
USA
Network
FOX TV Network

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Dr. Jack Hodgins Bones

Dr. Jack Hodgins

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T.J. ThyneT.J. Thyne
Thomas Joseph "T.J." Thyne (born March 7, 1975) is an American film and television actor. He ...

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Dr. Jack Hodgins Quotes

09x12 - The Ghost in the Killer Season 9 / Episode 12: - The Ghost in the Killer

Angela Montenegro: I never knew you sailed.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah, I was a rich kid, ya know? We had to sail and have at least one girlfriend named Muffy. It's in the charter.
09x12 - The Ghost in the Killer Season 9 / Episode 12: - The Ghost in the Killer

Dr. Camille Saroyan: Okay, do that thing were you figure out where that stuff comes from
Dr. Jack Hodgins: You're so lucky I know what you mean!
09x09 - The Fury In The Jury Season 9 / Episode 9: - The Fury In The Jury

Angela Montenegro: Oh my God! Barnes and Kidman must have had some kind of falling out! Or maybe he just couldn't live with himself. Or maybe he was having a fling with the sister!
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Possible that you're watching this trial more as a sexy soap opera rather than the administration of justice? [Angela frowns at him] Right, of course not, now what was I thinking? I'm gonna go...
Angela Montenegro: Play with your bugs?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah
09x08 - The Dude In The Dam Season 9 / Episode 8: - The Dude In The Dam

Special Agent Seeley Booth: What's with that gloob?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah, it's from the Leopard slugs all over him. Their slime is a polymeric material that can absorb water and ex...
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Stick with the gloob
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah
09x08 - The Dude In The Dam Season 9 / Episode 8: - The Dude In The Dam

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I need him removed before any other evidence is compromised!
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Ah? Really? I hate we're gonna to have to destroy the beavers fine work
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Well, make it a good story for his little beaver friends! Okay?
09x08 - The Dude In The Dam Season 9 / Episode 8: - The Dude In The Dam

Dr. Jack Hodgins: A mosquito deposited an egg into the dermis of my neck. Dermatobia Hominis, it's a human bot fly. So the hot shower just made it swell up.
Angela Montenegro: You've been letting a fly grow in your neck for the last month?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah [giggles] . Angie, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity for me, you know? I mean, serving as host for one of Mother Nature's miracles
Angela Montenegro: Okay, we're going to Cam right now and she is cutting that thing out of your neck!
Dr. Jack Hodgins: How many men can claim they have given birth?
Angela Montenegro: You're not actually comparing this to carrying a child, are you?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Well no, no! Of course not, but [shows echo] you got to admit he's pretty cute! Right? And looking at my neck, I think he actually might come out soon
Angela Montenegro: You're insane!
09x08 - The Dude In The Dam Season 9 / Episode 8: - The Dude In The Dam

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Dr. Hodgins! It appears you're almost to term! Congratulations
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Thanks, Dr. B.
Wendell Bray: This doesn't freak you out even a little?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: He's in no danger and Dr Hodgins' love of entomology makes his desire to be an insect's host quite reasonable
09x08 - The Dude In The Dam Season 9 / Episode 8: - The Dude In The Dam

Wendell Bray: The wound tracks are thick and irregular, a deep, wide V to the left fifth metacarpal, right phalanges metacarpal, left ileum and right femur
Dr. Jack Hodgins: So we're looking for a weapon that is sharp, but not too sharp, a knife but not a knife or an axe but not an axe. Ah, that should take us about 50 or 60 years
Wendell Bray: There is more!
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Sure, why make it easy?
09x08 - The Dude In The Dam Season 9 / Episode 8: - The Dude In The Dam

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Angie
Angela Montenegro: Yeah?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Listen, I didn't want to upset you, you know, with the bot fly, but...
Angela Montenegro: You don't have to say anything, honey. I understand
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Really?
Angela Montenegro: No! No I do not! But I accept it. We're all a little crazy and your crazy just happens to come out in a bizarre and revolting way. I actually think it's kind a sweet that you want to give life to that thing
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Wow! I am the luckiest man in the world!
Angela Montenegro: Hm. You're not kidding!
09x08 - The Dude In The Dam Season 9 / Episode 8: - The Dude In The Dam

Angela Montenegro: My love for you is stronger than my gag reflex
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Really? Okay, thank you! Thank you! Alright, now, is it moving?
Angela Montenegro: Yeah, yeah! Oh God I really wish I could hang out in the waiting room smoking cigars with the other dads!
09x07 - The Nazi on the Honeymoon Season 9 / Episode 7: - The Nazi on the Honeymoon

Angela Montenegro: [On video conference] Hey, how is the honeymoon going?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Very well, thank you. We've been enjoying sex very much
Angela Montenegro: Good, good, I am glad you're taking some time off! Don't worry about Christine either by the way. Her an Michael Vincent are getting along great
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Thank you for taking care of her, Angela
Angela Montenegro: Yeah, anything to help you take a vacation... [Bones walks away from the camera] in what looks like a morgue?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: This is Dr. Letitia Perez, the coroner here at the Buenos Aires morgue. She'll be assisting me in this investigation
Angela Montenegro: [to the camera] Hi, hi, it's nice to meet you! [Turns away] HELP!
Dr. Leticia Perez: I am not assisting Dr. Brennan, she is consulting for me
Angela Montenegro: Hm, good luck with that!
Dr. Jack Hodgins: What's going on?
Angela Montenegro: Look at this!
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Dr Brennan, you're on your honeymoon! Why are you in a morgue?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: That's not romantic!
09x07 - The Nazi on the Honeymoon Season 9 / Episode 7: - The Nazi on the Honeymoon

Angela Montenegro: Hey, I finally got Christina to sleep
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Oh, this is just so unbelievable? I mean, put one kid down, the other one starts crying. This... this is not babysitting; it's a sleep deprivation study!
Angela Montenegro: Maybe it was something they ate?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: We had the same spaghettios and we're not crying!
09x06 - The Woman In White Season 9 / Episode 6: - The Woman In White

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Fabric-wise it looks like the victim died in the 70's
Dr. Jack Hodgins: 1979 to be precise
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: That's impossible to know at this stage
Dr. Jack Hodgins: No, it's not. A cicada was caught in her sleeve. They only emerge once every 17 years, meaning our victim was killed in 1979. Or I guess 1945, or 1962, 1996.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Okay, we get the point! 1979 it is
09x06 - The Woman In White Season 9 / Episode 6: - The Woman In White

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Maybe that acid-free sleeve she was carrying did contain something important, like the letter that Nixon wrote confirming the presence of aliens!
08x21 - The Maiden in the Mushrooms Season 8 / Episode 21: - The Maiden in the Mushrooms

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [Yelling across the lab after Finn about recreating his grandmother's hot sauce] I am gonna burn the crap outta your mouth, and you are gonna love it!
08x17 - The Fact In The Fiction Season 8 / Episode 17: - The Fact In The Fiction

Dr. Oliver Wells: [Examining the remains] Lack of cut marks on the gonial angle of the mandible, underside of the chin and cervical vertebrae leave me no reason to suspect that this skull was removed by anything other than the coyotes.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Soooo, not a zombie.
08x17 - The Fact In The Fiction Season 8 / Episode 17: - The Fact In The Fiction

Dr. Oliver Wells: The first law of thermo dynamics states that energy is neither create nor destroyed. So, when we die, all that energy has to go somewhere, right? I believe that if we die with an abundance of this power, it can become forever imprinted on the immediate environment.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: And that imprint? That's our ghost?
Dr. Oliver Wells: Mm-hmmm.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: [to Bones] Can we keep him?
08x09 - The Ghost in the Machine Season 8 / Episode 9: - The Ghost in the Machine

Special Agent Seeley Booth: So, what do you think? Man or a woman?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I... am uncomfortable defining sex with just a skull.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: C'mon. Take a stab. I won't write anything down. I promise. It's between me and you. [They both glance at Hodgins standing next to them] Oh. Well.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: What? You don't wanna take a stab in front of me.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I am inhibited by my desire not to embarrass myself in front of another scientist.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: [to Hodgins] You should take that as a compliment.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: [Indicating Booth] What about him?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Well, we live together and thus share the same synergistic lack of inhibition which allows us to have sex without being self-conscious.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: That's very romantic, Bones.
08x09 - The Ghost in the Machine Season 8 / Episode 9: - The Ghost in the Machine

Angela Montenegro: Avalon's a psychic, Hodgins. She's not in control of what she hears.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: You can say that again.
08x07 - The Bod in the Pod Season 8 / Episode 7: - The Bod in the Pod

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: It's a container of some sort. [brushes sand off] Filled with... gelatinized human remains.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: At first I thought, pod people.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Of course you did.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Hey. There are still a *lot* of questions remaining about the events at Area 51, you know. Did you know that UFO spottings are happen...
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Let's just keep it close to earth here, bug boy. Okay? Just simplify the investigation
08x07 - The Bod in the Pod Season 8 / Episode 7: - The Bod in the Pod

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Based on angular eye orbits and a large mastoid process, the decedent is male.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Human?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Really?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Just being thorough.
08x07 - The Bod in the Pod Season 8 / Episode 7: - The Bod in the Pod

Arastoo Vaziri: So, what now? Do we just tip it over and let it drain into a tub? Or insert a tube?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Safety first. We want to make sure everything's safe in there. [leans over and takes a deep sniff of the remains] Oh! I have never smelled anything like that before. [He stands up, a strange look on his face] I mean, I suppose that that could be, um... [He falls over backwards and passes out]
08x07 - The Bod in the Pod Season 8 / Episode 7: - The Bod in the Pod

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [a little wobbly, walking back over to the remains with Arastoo's help] I'm good. I'm totally fine.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Do not fall into the evidence, Dr. Hodgins. It will only add to your humiliation.
08x07 - The Bod in the Pod Season 8 / Episode 7: - The Bod in the Pod

Arastoo Vaziri: [at Hodgins' impressed look] What is it, Dr. Hodgins?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: [With a big smile] You're a political exile. That is so cool. [His smile drops at Arastoo's raised eyebrows] In a terrible, terrible way. Of course.
Arastoo Vaziri: Of course.
08x06 - The Patriot in Purgatory Season 8 / Episode 6: - The Patriot in Purgatory

Dr. Camille Saroyan: I can't imagine the pain he must've been in.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I can't believe he died with no one knowing what he did.
08x05 - The Method in the Madness Season 8 / Episode 5: - The Method in the Madness

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [after checking inside a large bag he found inside a dumpster] Yeah. Gutsy stuff. [Hands the bag to Cam. She takes the bag, but the bottom splits and the contents fall onto the ground]
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Whoa! There's a leak. No guts, no glory.
08x05 - The Method in the Madness Season 8 / Episode 5: - The Method in the Madness

Angela Montenegro: [Sickened by the sight of the female remains in the lab] Okay. Just... *please* tell me that this poor thing was dead before any of... this... happened.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: I'm sure she was.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Definitely.
Angela Montenegro: Great. [Leaves for her office]
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [to Fisher] Hodgins and Cam are lying to Angela to spare her feelings.
Colin Fisher: [mock whisper] Yeah, I got that.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Because we have not in any way ascertained if the victim was dead or alive when she was flayed to the bone.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: We have ascertained, actually, acute liver hemorrhaging suggests that the victim was still alive when she was eviscerated. So, I out and out lied to Angela.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: [sincerely] Thank you for that.
08x05 - The Method in the Madness Season 8 / Episode 5: - The Method in the Madness

Angela Montenegro: Okay. So, this program will search for wrinkles, freckles, other microscopic facial features on each piece, pick up the pattern and pair it with the corresponding piece.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Very Frankenstein-y.
08x03 - The Gunk in the Garage Season 8 / Episode 3: - The Gunk in the Garage

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: We are utilizing this shock tube to recreate the effects the blast had on the victim's bones.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Where did you get that?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Oh, Hodgins requisitioned it from the Hall of Patents.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Requisitioned?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I left a note.
08x02 - The Partners in the Divorce Season 8 / Episode 2: - The Partners in the Divorce

Finn Abernathy: [Examining one of the victim's wounds] What is that? Gold?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Looks like a...
Dr. Jack Hodgins: [In awe and getting more excited as he speaks] Fleur de lis. The sign of the Priory of Scion, a secret society that defies papal authority.
Angela Montenegro: Honey, honey. That's the nib of a fountain pen.
Finn Abernathy: He was stabbed in the neck with a fountain pen?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah, or assassinated by the pope!
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Or stabbed in the neck with a fountain pen.

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