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Scripted
Premiered
Sep. 13, 2005
Status
Final Season
Runtime
60 min.
Country
USA
Network
FOX TV Network

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Dr. Jack Hodgins Bones

Dr. Jack Hodgins

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T.J. ThyneT.J. Thyne
Thomas Joseph "T.J." Thyne (born March 7, 1975) is an American film and television actor. He ...

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Dr. Jack Hodgins Quotes

09x20 - The High In The Low Season 9 / Episode 20: - The High In The Low

Wendell Bray: You're use pen and paper to remove the termites?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Pretty cool, huh?
Wendell Bray: What you're gonna do? Write "No Termites Allowed"?
09x19 - The Turn in the Urn Season 9 / Episode 19: - The Turn in the Urn

Dr. Camille Saroyan: This retort is a treasure trove of charred tissue that should have been vaporized if the furnace was running properly.
Finn Abernathy: It reminds me of the oven I used to use at Arnie's Pizza and Wings.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah, except here the cheesy-looking bits are flesh and the pepperoni is charred muscle.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: And people ask me how I stay so thin.
09x19 - The Turn in the Urn Season 9 / Episode 19: - The Turn in the Urn

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah, well, assumptions, they can always obscure the truth!
09x18 - The Carrot in the Kudzu Season 9 / Episode 18: - The Carrot in the Kudzu

Dr. Camille Saroyan: What was that?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: It's still growing! It's feeding off the remaining tissue
Dr. Camille Saroyan: I have seen this movie! It doesn't end well for humanity
09x18 - The Carrot in the Kudzu Season 9 / Episode 18: - The Carrot in the Kudzu

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Why are you even here, rather than an intern?
Dr. Clark Edison: Forensic conference in Buffalo.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: The interns got extra credit if they went
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah well, everyone should get extra credit for going to Buffalo!
09x18 - The Carrot in the Kudzu Season 9 / Episode 18: - The Carrot in the Kudzu

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Does that mean you can determine time of death?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Well, if the body was outside since death, decomp would indicates at least six days
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Well, given the rate of growth of the kudzu I'd say nine
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Eight?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah, deal!
09x18 - The Carrot in the Kudzu Season 9 / Episode 18: - The Carrot in the Kudzu

Dr. Jack Hodgins: I also found a mixture of limestone, clay, fly ash and gypsum
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Oh, eh, Portland cement!
Dr. Jack Hodgins: It's my job to determine that, but you are absolutely right! I am thoroughly impressed!
09x17 - The Repo Man in the Septic Tank Season 9 / Episode 17: - The Repo Man in the Septic Tank

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Wow, good job there, brother!
Rodolfo Fuentes: I couldn't have done that without all the support I get here
Angela Montenegro: Part of that is the way you look
09x15 - The Heiress in the Hill Season 9 / Episode 15: - The Heiress in the Hill

Colin Fisher: [Rushing onto the forensics platform] Sorry. Sorry, sorry.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You're late, Mr. Fisher.
Colin Fisher: Apologies. I was watching the news and wondering if it was even worth getting dressed.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Ah, we've missed you, Fisher.
09x15 - The Heiress in the Hill Season 9 / Episode 15: - The Heiress in the Hill

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [to Angela about the brother he never knew he had] He has my Mom's eyes. And he loves Jules Verne. Ya know? Just like me. I mean we were... we were having a great time, Angie, ya know? I- I thought he could come home, you know? He could live with us, but uh... I don't know. I just... I, I... I said something that set him off, and I, I could not reel him back in. And, I, I, I... I kept thinking after, if, if we had known each other when I was growing up, maybe, maybe I could have helped. Maybe he wouldn't be where is now.
Angela Montenegro: You know that that is not true.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: No? I could have loved him.
09x15 - The Heiress in the Hill Season 9 / Episode 15: - The Heiress in the Hill

Colin Fisher: Oh, Dr. Hodgins, about your brother...
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I'm- I'm fine, Fisher.
Colin Fisher: Well, that's not true. Look, I've spent time at the looney bin. And I was grateful for it. Because sometimes it's the right place to be. Painful, sure. But, what's worse is when someone would look at you... like you shouldn't be there. I always felt like I'd done something wrong rather than just... having a disease. You know? I know this sounds... crazy, but you gotta be happy for him in there. Especially now that he's found you. Trust me; he just won the lottery. [Puts a blank look on his face] Okay. So that was all sincere, but I'm feeling a little sick talking like that, so I'm gonna go now.
09x15 - The Heiress in the Hill Season 9 / Episode 15: - The Heiress in the Hill

Angela Montenegro: So, I was online looking at dream houses which got me thinking about adding an extra room
Dr. Jack Hodgins: And you want a studio
Angela Montenegro: Which could double as a bug-room
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Listen, I promise we will do it, as soon as I find a suitable bank to rob
Angela Montenegro: You know, we'd make a pretty good team! You could drive the getaway car
09x15 - The Heiress in the Hill Season 9 / Episode 15: - The Heiress in the Hill

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Einstein always says: Imagination is more powerful than knowledge
Jeffrey Hodgins: Yeah well, uh, they weaponised most of Einstein's findings as fast as they could. They always say they're gonna use science for good, but they never do
09x14 - The Master In The Slop Season 9 / Episode 14: - The Master In The Slop

Angela Montenegro: Hey good news! Cam got a call from Science Monthly. They announced this year's Outstanding Women of Science award!
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Why did they call Cam? Why didn't they just call me directly?
Angela Montenegro: Because Cam is getting the award, Sweetie!
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Wow, that's great!
Dr. Douglas Filmore: I am very happy for her!
Angela Montenegro: And you're happy for her too, Brennan! Very happy, because she's your friend
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Yes! Just the descriptor is "Outstanding"
09x13 - Big in the Philippines Season 9 / Episode 13: - Big in the Philippines

Wendell Bray: The heart-shaped pelvic inlet suggests the gender, so...
Dr. Camille Saroyan: I don't think we need bones to let us know that the victim was a male
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: We have no other way, Dr. Saroyan
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I think we do
Angela Montenegro: That mangled piece of meat is his...?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Yeah!
Wendell Bray: Breaking my arm seem like nothing now
09x12 - The Ghost in the Killer Season 9 / Episode 12: - The Ghost in the Killer

Angela Montenegro: I never knew you sailed.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah, I was a rich kid, ya know? We had to sail and have at least one girlfriend named Muffy. It's in the charter.
09x12 - The Ghost in the Killer Season 9 / Episode 12: - The Ghost in the Killer

Dr. Camille Saroyan: Okay, do that thing were you figure out where that stuff comes from
Dr. Jack Hodgins: You're so lucky I know what you mean!
09x09 - The Fury In The Jury Season 9 / Episode 9: - The Fury In The Jury

Angela Montenegro: Oh my God! Barnes and Kidman must have had some kind of falling out! Or maybe he just couldn't live with himself. Or maybe he was having a fling with the sister!
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Possible that you're watching this trial more as a sexy soap opera rather than the administration of justice? [Angela frowns at him] Right, of course not, now what was I thinking? I'm gonna go...
Angela Montenegro: Play with your bugs?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah
09x08 - The Dude In The Dam Season 9 / Episode 8: - The Dude In The Dam

Special Agent Seeley Booth: What's with that gloob?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah, it's from the Leopard slugs all over him. Their slime is a polymeric material that can absorb water and ex...
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Stick with the gloob
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah
09x08 - The Dude In The Dam Season 9 / Episode 8: - The Dude In The Dam

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I need him removed before any other evidence is compromised!
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Ah? Really? I hate we're gonna to have to destroy the beavers fine work
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Well, make it a good story for his little beaver friends! Okay?
09x08 - The Dude In The Dam Season 9 / Episode 8: - The Dude In The Dam

Dr. Jack Hodgins: A mosquito deposited an egg into the dermis of my neck. Dermatobia Hominis, it's a human bot fly. So the hot shower just made it swell up.
Angela Montenegro: You've been letting a fly grow in your neck for the last month?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah [giggles] . Angie, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity for me, you know? I mean, serving as host for one of Mother Nature's miracles
Angela Montenegro: Okay, we're going to Cam right now and she is cutting that thing out of your neck!
Dr. Jack Hodgins: How many men can claim they have given birth?
Angela Montenegro: You're not actually comparing this to carrying a child, are you?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Well no, no! Of course not, but [shows echo] you got to admit he's pretty cute! Right? And looking at my neck, I think he actually might come out soon
Angela Montenegro: You're insane!
09x08 - The Dude In The Dam Season 9 / Episode 8: - The Dude In The Dam

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Dr. Hodgins! It appears you're almost to term! Congratulations
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Thanks, Dr. B.
Wendell Bray: This doesn't freak you out even a little?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: He's in no danger and Dr Hodgins' love of entomology makes his desire to be an insect's host quite reasonable
09x08 - The Dude In The Dam Season 9 / Episode 8: - The Dude In The Dam

Wendell Bray: The wound tracks are thick and irregular, a deep, wide V to the left fifth metacarpal, right phalanges metacarpal, left ileum and right femur
Dr. Jack Hodgins: So we're looking for a weapon that is sharp, but not too sharp, a knife but not a knife or an axe but not an axe. Ah, that should take us about 50 or 60 years
Wendell Bray: There is more!
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Sure, why make it easy?
09x08 - The Dude In The Dam Season 9 / Episode 8: - The Dude In The Dam

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Angie
Angela Montenegro: Yeah?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Listen, I didn't want to upset you, you know, with the bot fly, but...
Angela Montenegro: You don't have to say anything, honey. I understand
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Really?
Angela Montenegro: No! No I do not! But I accept it. We're all a little crazy and your crazy just happens to come out in a bizarre and revolting way. I actually think it's kind a sweet that you want to give life to that thing
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Wow! I am the luckiest man in the world!
Angela Montenegro: Hm. You're not kidding!
09x08 - The Dude In The Dam Season 9 / Episode 8: - The Dude In The Dam

Angela Montenegro: My love for you is stronger than my gag reflex
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Really? Okay, thank you! Thank you! Alright, now, is it moving?
Angela Montenegro: Yeah, yeah! Oh God I really wish I could hang out in the waiting room smoking cigars with the other dads!
09x07 - The Nazi on the Honeymoon Season 9 / Episode 7: - The Nazi on the Honeymoon

Angela Montenegro: [On video conference] Hey, how is the honeymoon going?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Very well, thank you. We've been enjoying sex very much
Angela Montenegro: Good, good, I am glad you're taking some time off! Don't worry about Christine either by the way. Her an Michael Vincent are getting along great
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Thank you for taking care of her, Angela
Angela Montenegro: Yeah, anything to help you take a vacation... [Bones walks away from the camera] in what looks like a morgue?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: This is Dr. Letitia Perez, the coroner here at the Buenos Aires morgue. She'll be assisting me in this investigation
Angela Montenegro: [to the camera] Hi, hi, it's nice to meet you! [Turns away] HELP!
Dr. Leticia Perez: I am not assisting Dr. Brennan, she is consulting for me
Angela Montenegro: Hm, good luck with that!
Dr. Jack Hodgins: What's going on?
Angela Montenegro: Look at this!
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Dr Brennan, you're on your honeymoon! Why are you in a morgue?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: That's not romantic!
09x07 - The Nazi on the Honeymoon Season 9 / Episode 7: - The Nazi on the Honeymoon

Angela Montenegro: Hey, I finally got Christina to sleep
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Oh, this is just so unbelievable? I mean, put one kid down, the other one starts crying. This... this is not babysitting; it's a sleep deprivation study!
Angela Montenegro: Maybe it was something they ate?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: We had the same spaghettios and we're not crying!
09x06 - The Woman In White Season 9 / Episode 6: - The Woman In White

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Fabric-wise it looks like the victim died in the 70's
Dr. Jack Hodgins: 1979 to be precise
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: That's impossible to know at this stage
Dr. Jack Hodgins: No, it's not. A cicada was caught in her sleeve. They only emerge once every 17 years, meaning our victim was killed in 1979. Or I guess 1945, or 1962, 1996.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Okay, we get the point! 1979 it is
09x06 - The Woman In White Season 9 / Episode 6: - The Woman In White

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Maybe that acid-free sleeve she was carrying did contain something important, like the letter that Nixon wrote confirming the presence of aliens!
08x21 - The Maiden in the Mushrooms Season 8 / Episode 21: - The Maiden in the Mushrooms

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [Yelling across the lab after Finn about recreating his grandmother's hot sauce] I am gonna burn the crap outta your mouth, and you are gonna love it!

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