Type
Scripted
Premiered
Sep. 13, 2005
Status
Returning Series
Runtime
60 min.
Country
USA
Network
FOX TV Network

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Dr. Camille Saroyan Bones

Dr. Camille Saroyan

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Dr. Camille Saroyan Quotes

08x10 - The Diamond in the Rough Season 8 / Episode 10: - The Diamond in the Rough

Dr. Camille Saroyan: [Seeing Bones in her dance warmup outfit] This is, uh... good look. You going to the hootenanny later?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [Insulted] N- hootenanny is an informal gathering for singing and dancing. I am training for an extremely rigorous ballroom dance competition.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Oh.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [Very determined] Booth and I intend to win the rumba competition.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: [Smiling, hopefully] And catch a murderer?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [Softer now] Yes. Of course. That's the main objective.
08x06 - The Patriot in Purgatory Season 8 / Episode 6: - The Patriot in Purgatory

Dr. Camille Saroyan: I can't imagine the pain he must've been in.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I can't believe he died with no one knowing what he did.
08x05 - The Method in the Madness Season 8 / Episode 5: - The Method in the Madness

Angela Montenegro: [Sickened by the sight of the female remains in the lab] Okay. Just... *please* tell me that this poor thing was dead before any of... this... happened.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: I'm sure she was.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Definitely.
Angela Montenegro: Great. [Leaves for her office]
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [to Fisher] Hodgins and Cam are lying to Angela to spare her feelings.
Colin Fisher: [mock whisper] Yeah, I got that.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Because we have not in any way ascertained if the victim was dead or alive when she was flayed to the bone.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: We have ascertained, actually, acute liver hemorrhaging suggests that the victim was still alive when she was eviscerated. So, I out and out lied to Angela.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: [sincerely] Thank you for that.
08x05 - The Method in the Madness Season 8 / Episode 5: - The Method in the Madness

Colin Fisher: [Cam has asked why Fisher is at the lab so late] I am examining the victim's remains.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: By the light of a lantern?
Colin Fisher: The lantern provides oblique lighting which bounces off an angled reflector and back onto the bone which happens to be awesome for spotting scratches and microcuts on bone.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: But, mostly it's because it appeals to your sense of the macabre.
Colin Fisher: [sigh] It does make me look insane, doesn't it? [looks at her with a smile]
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Yes.
Colin Fisher: [satisfied] Yeah...
08x03 - The Gunk in the Garage Season 8 / Episode 3: - The Gunk in the Garage

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: We are utilizing this shock tube to recreate the effects the blast had on the victim's bones.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Where did you get that?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Oh, Hodgins requisitioned it from the Hall of Patents.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Requisitioned?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I left a note.
08x02 - The Partners in the Divorce Season 8 / Episode 2: - The Partners in the Divorce

Finn Abernathy: [Examining one of the victim's wounds] What is that? Gold?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Looks like a...
Dr. Jack Hodgins: [In awe and getting more excited as he speaks] Fleur de lis. The sign of the Priory of Scion, a secret society that defies papal authority.
Angela Montenegro: Honey, honey. That's the nib of a fountain pen.
Finn Abernathy: He was stabbed in the neck with a fountain pen?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah, or assassinated by the pope!
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Or stabbed in the neck with a fountain pen.
08x01 - The Future in the Past Season 8 / Episode 1: - The Future in the Past

Dr. Camille Saroyan: The result of the work you're doing is that you will most likely be out of a job.
Dr. Clark Edison: It has occurred to me.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Yet, it never occurred to you to do a bad job. I'll never forget that.
07x08 - The Bump in the Road Season 7 / Episode 8: - The Bump in the Road

Michelle Welton: Don't you have guts to play with?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Yes, I do.
07x06 - The Crack in The Code Season 7 / Episode 6: - The Crack in The Code

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Look, all I'm saying is that John Wilkes Booth was secretly a member of the Knights of the Golden Circle - affiliated with Rome.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Okay, a little friendly advice: do not mention Booth to Booth. They are related. He will shoot you.
07x06 - The Crack in The Code Season 7 / Episode 6: - The Crack in The Code

Dr. Camille Saroyan: I have a bad feeling about this. But I will wait for the electrophoresis results to share it.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Judging by the small skull and the Nucal Crest - the victim was a female caucasias. Wisdom teeth haven't full erupted - suggesting she was in her earlt 20's.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Okay, bad feeling officially confirmed. The string the killer used - is made of human gut.
07x06 - The Crack in The Code Season 7 / Episode 6: - The Crack in The Code

Dr. Jack Hodgins: He thinks he's smarter than us.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: He may be right.
07x05 - The Twist in The Twister Season 7 / Episode 5: - The Twist in The Twister

Dr. Camille Saroyan: [after Hodgin yawns] Is death getting dull to you, Dr. Hodgins?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Oh, sorry. It's Michael. Apparently our baby believes that sleep is only for the weak.
07x05 - The Twist in The Twister Season 7 / Episode 5: - The Twist in The Twister

Dr. Camille Saroyan: [watching Angela try to swipe a card] Uh, is she trying to get on the platform with a buy ten get one free yogurt card?
Angela Montenegro: [Angela realizes what she's doing] Oh! Yes, yes. [Angela uses the right card] Oh, that's good. Guess I'm a little out of it.
07x04 - The Male in the Mail Season 7 / Episode 4: - The Male in the Mail

Dr. Camille Saroyan: This is certainly a first for me.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Me too. I have never seen this part of the Post Office before.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Yes, I thought they sent the dismembered bodies to a completely different place.
07x04 - The Male in the Mail Season 7 / Episode 4: - The Male in the Mail

Dr. Camille Saroyan: The body lipids combined with the packing material and transformed the tissue into an aderporious gel.
Dr. Clark Edison: Yeah, I'm pretty sure my Middle School served this for dessert.
07x03 - The Prince in the Plastic Season 7 / Episode 3: - The Prince in the Plastic

Dr. Camille Saroyan: Child abuse?
Daisy Wick: Could be. Lance says often someone who is the victim of childhood abuse will seek out the same treatment as adults.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Sad, but it makes sense.
Daisy Wick: I know Lance is so smart - and soon he'll be able to shoot people.
07x03 - The Prince in the Plastic Season 7 / Episode 3: - The Prince in the Plastic

Angela Montenegro: I'm telling you this girl was clean. Zero porn. Zero gambling. Wasn't even a dirty picture from a Congressman.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: [Slight chuckle] Don't sound so disappointed.
07x02 - The Hot Dog in the Competition Season 7 / Episode 2: - The Hot Dog in the Competition

Dr. Camille Saroyan: [a python emerges from the victim's body. Cam runs away] Oh God! Get it out of here! Oh God, I hate snakes!
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [Bones takes out her cellphone and makes a call] Dr. Hodgins...
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Somebody kill that thing!
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You can come back to the lab. We discovered the warm place where the python was hiding.
Finn Abernathy: [Finn holds up the snake] I gotta say, ma'am, this is the best damn job ever!
07x02 - The Hot Dog in the Competition Season 7 / Episode 2: - The Hot Dog in the Competition

Dr. Camille Saroyan: Why should I discuss with a Federal prosecutor who *I* hire in *my* lab?
Caroline Julian: Tell me what happens when a defense attorney questions the integrity of this lab because we have a teenage miscreant handling evidence?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: So you think that this young man, brilliant even by Dr. Brennan's standards, should be condemned forever because of some youthful indiscretions?
Caroline Julian: Sometimes life isn't fair.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: But I don't have to help it along. He deserves a chance and I'm going to give it to him. Now unless you'd like to help, I have some work to do.
07x02 - The Hot Dog in the Competition Season 7 / Episode 2: - The Hot Dog in the Competition

Finn Abernathy: [to Hodgins] Excuse me, sir. But elocution was not on my application. And it doesn't seem to bother anybody else here how I talk. So I'm getting the feeling you're doing it just to make me feel bad 'cause I'm different than you. Which right now is making me feel pretty glad. But just because we speak different don't mean we can't understand each other. After all, we both speak Science, and that's all that's important in here, right? [Finn leaves]
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Oh snap!
07x01 - The Memories in the Shallow Grave Season 7 / Episode 1: - The Memories in the Shallow Grave

Dr. Camille Saroyan: So you're more intimidated by Dr. Brennan even though I run this lab.
Wendell Bray: No. When you take Dr. Brennan and add pregnant, huh? No. You are the top Senior Field and I am much more intimidated by you.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Nice save.
06x22 - The Hole in the Heart Season 6 / Episode 22: - The Hole in the Heart

Dr. Camille Saroyan: He meant to kill you.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: I'm the one who gave Vincent the phone. Told him to pick it up.
Dr. Lance Sweets: You didn't know. I mean there's no use...
Special Agent Seeley Booth: I don't blame myself, Sweets. I blame the guy who pulled the trigger.
Dr. Lance Sweets: Okay.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You still have blood on your hands.
Angela Montenegro: ...Booth, she - she means literally.
06x21 - The Signs in the Silence Season 6 / Episode 21: - The Signs in the Silence

Dr. Camille Saroyan: I'm really impressed - that you are staying focused with everything that's happening with you and Angela.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: People have kids all the time.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: No, I meant what happened today.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: What? What happened today?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Nothing - just - a little contraction. Dr. Brennan told me.


Dr. Camille Saroyan: I assumed you...


Dr. Camille Saroyan: ...knew.
06x20 - The Pinocchio in the Planter Season 6 / Episode 20: - The Pinocchio in the Planter

Dr. Camille Saroyan: Okay. That's it! I don't care what you do on your own time. But from now on, unless we're talking about the evidence, I do not want to hear one more honest word in this lab. Honesty is clearly the downfall of civilization. Civility, propriety, and manners are its redeemers, understood?
06x20 - The Pinocchio in the Planter Season 6 / Episode 20: - The Pinocchio in the Planter

Dr. Camille Saroyan: And there's also a new policy in the lab.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Well, what's that?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: You are the only person who's allowed to be radically honest. And that's only because I can't stop you.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Well, that's too bad. I prefer everyone to speak their minds.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I actually don't care what you prefer because this is my lab and I make the rules.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Then perhaps Wendell won't be able to tell you how ashamed he felt that he might've hurt your feelings after you were so generous to give him the extra work. He was quite emotional.
06x18 - The Truth in the Myth Season 6 / Episode 18: - The Truth in the Myth

Vincent Nigel-Murray: And you found a goat tethered to a state.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Chupacabra means goat sucker.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: So for cause of death, you want me to put down - goat sucker?
06x18 - The Truth in the Myth Season 6 / Episode 18: - The Truth in the Myth

Dr. Camille Saroyan: Don't sound so sad. Do you really want to live in a world where chupacabras run free?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yes, I really do.
06x18 - The Truth in the Myth Season 6 / Episode 18: - The Truth in the Myth

Dr. Camille Saroyan: You just turned up the volume. I could've done that.
Angela Montenegro: I'm sorry. Uh, do I just say "You just look at gooey stuff all day. I could've done that."
06x17 - The Feet on the Beach Season 6 / Episode 17: - The Feet on the Beach

Dr. Camille Saroyan: [after Michelle gets accepted to Columbia from Cam's application] You have something about this?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Angela says no... But this is a disapproving look.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Does it mean anything that it's all moot? Michelle is determined to go to Community College in outer Mongolia to be with her boyfriend.
06x17 - The Feet on the Beach Season 6 / Episode 17: - The Feet on the Beach

Dr. Lance Sweets: You forged Michelle's application and applied to Columbia?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Could you not say that as though I'd killed three people?

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