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Premiered
Sep. 13, 2005
Status
Returning Series
Runtime
60 min.
Country
USA
Network
FOX TV Network

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Dr. Camille Saroyan Bones

Dr. Camille Saroyan

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Dr. Camille Saroyan Quotes

09x23 - The Drama in the Queen Season 9 / Episode 23: - The Drama in the Queen

Dr. Camille Saroyan: Please, place every tissue floating on the water in evidence bags. YOu can checks for particulars back at the lab
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah, this isn't not our first rodeo there, Dr. Saroyan
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You're equating this victim with animals mistreated at a rodeo! Quite clever
Dr. Jack Hodgins: No, I... okay
09x23 - The Drama in the Queen Season 9 / Episode 23: - The Drama in the Queen

Dr. Lance Sweets: This is a body dump, Dr. Saroyan
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Okay, I'm impressed
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Wow, did he just Brennan you?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: I believe he did
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: What does it mean to Brennan someone? Is it a complement? Dr. Sweets seems to be very thorough
Dr. Lance Sweets: Thank you
09x23 - The Drama in the Queen Season 9 / Episode 23: - The Drama in the Queen

Jessica Warren: And thankfully the acidity didn't degrade the bone
Dr. Camille Saroyan: You risked the remains by using a technique you weren't sure it would work?
Jessica Warren: Yeah. Thanks for all the pineapples and trust in me. I'm thinking Mai Tais after work?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: But I don't trust you. Not now
Dr. Jack Hodgins: It was risky, but I got to say, science was on her side
09x23 - The Drama in the Queen Season 9 / Episode 23: - The Drama in the Queen

Dr. Lance Sweets: Well, we're colleagues
Jessica Warren: Okay. I was feeling that there for a minute, but I guess my Sweets-dar is way off!
Dr. Lance Sweets: No! I mean, look I... it's not that I don't like you. I mean I think you're very attractive...
Dr. Camille Saroyan: [Walks up to them] Dr. Sweets
Dr. Lance Sweets: Yeah?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: This is a lab, not speed dating!
Dr. Lance Sweets: No, we... eh, I needed to see if there's any new information about the case
Jessica Warren: And apparently I am irresistible. It's not his fault
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Then do him a favor and try to rein it in, miss Warren
09x23 - The Drama in the Queen Season 9 / Episode 23: - The Drama in the Queen

Jessica Warren: [to Angela and Hodge] The proper ones are always crazy in bed
Angela Montenegro: Right
Dr. Camille Saroyan: [Walks in] Again?
Angela Montenegro: Oh, we were, eh, talking about the case, about how it's...
Dr. Camille Saroyan: New rule: next person I find discussing their sex life instead of the case, cleans my autopsy room
09x22 - The Nail In The Coffin Season 9 / Episode 22: - The Nail In The Coffin

Dr. Camille Saroyan: The body separated from the head during decomp
Dr. Jack Hodgins: It fell on a family that was camping. I have a feeling they're gonna be staying in hotels from now on
09x21 - The Cold in the Case Season 9 / Episode 21: - The Cold in the Case

Special Agent Seeley Booth: So, do we at least have time of death?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Well, that's where it starts really getting weird. Insect activities all over the place. We've got colonization in development of Piophilidae in the skull and extremities
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: That puts time of death between 72 and 96 hours
Special Agent Seeley Booth: So, 3 or 4 days. What's so weird about that?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Because in the body cavity there's Calliphordia larvae, which indicates time of death in the last 3 hours
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Whoa, the body was found long before that
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Exactly
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Which accounts for the Chrysomyarufifcies in the feet, which puts time of death in the last 14 days
Special Agent Seeley Booth: 3 hours, 3 days, 2 weeks. Right? What is it?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Well, evidence says all 3
Special Agent Seeley Booth: That's not possible
09x21 - The Cold in the Case Season 9 / Episode 21: - The Cold in the Case

Dr. Camille Saroyan: Oh, it's all yours, Mr. Vaziri
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Is it me or did it just get totally awkward in here?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: It's probably the perplexing nature of the remains
Angela Montenegro: Eh, no! Actually, I think it was the "Mr. Vaziri". What's going on here?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Uh, a murder case. So if we could focus on the task at hand. The skull is all yours, Mr... Arastoo


Arastoo Vaziri: Thank you
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Is something happening that I don't understand?
Angela Montenegro: Yes!
09x21 - The Cold in the Case Season 9 / Episode 21: - The Cold in the Case

Dr. Camille Saroyan: And they use propofol to keep the remains from animating again in the process
Angela Montenegro: Animating? You mean like "The Walking Dead"?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah, it's actually...
Angela Montenegro: If you say "cool" you won't have sex for like a year
Dr. Jack Hodgins: ...revolting. It's totally revolting
09x21 - The Cold in the Case Season 9 / Episode 21: - The Cold in the Case

Angela Montenegro: I heard dinner wasn't so good
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Ugh, dinner would imply food. We didn't get that far
09x20 - The High In The Low Season 9 / Episode 20: - The High In The Low

Dr. Camille Saroyan: So this is what the future looks like
Angela Montenegro: Yeah, and to think a couple of month ago this room was a janitors closet
Dr. Camille Saroyan: I am so glad it's gone! I can't imagine how many relationships began and ended here
Angela Montenegro: Right
09x19 - The Turn in the Urn Season 9 / Episode 19: - The Turn in the Urn

Dr. Camille Saroyan: This retort is a treasure trove of charred tissue that should have been vaporized if the furnace was running properly.
Finn Abernathy: It reminds me of the oven I used to use at Arnie's Pizza and Wings.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah, except here the cheesy-looking bits are flesh and the pepperoni is charred muscle.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: And people ask me how I stay so thin.
09x18 - The Carrot in the Kudzu Season 9 / Episode 18: - The Carrot in the Kudzu

Dr. Camille Saroyan: What was that?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: It's still growing! It's feeding off the remaining tissue
Dr. Camille Saroyan: I have seen this movie! It doesn't end well for humanity
09x18 - The Carrot in the Kudzu Season 9 / Episode 18: - The Carrot in the Kudzu

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Why are you even here, rather than an intern?
Dr. Clark Edison: Forensic conference in Buffalo.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: The interns got extra credit if they went
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah well, everyone should get extra credit for going to Buffalo!
09x18 - The Carrot in the Kudzu Season 9 / Episode 18: - The Carrot in the Kudzu

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Does that mean you can determine time of death?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Well, if the body was outside since death, decomp would indicates at least six days
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Well, given the rate of growth of the kudzu I'd say nine
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Eight?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah, deal!
09x18 - The Carrot in the Kudzu Season 9 / Episode 18: - The Carrot in the Kudzu

Dr. Jack Hodgins: I also found a mixture of limestone, clay, fly ash and gypsum
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Oh, eh, Portland cement!
Dr. Jack Hodgins: It's my job to determine that, but you are absolutely right! I am thoroughly impressed!
09x17 - The Repo Man in the Septic Tank Season 9 / Episode 17: - The Repo Man in the Septic Tank

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: So you defected?
Rodolfo Fuentes: But I am exceptional, so I come to America to reap the fortunes that comes from being the best
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: But here, you're only exceptional if I say you are. Put on a lab coat and be back here in 5 minutes. If you disappoint me, I will dismiss you
Rodolfo Fuentes: How Cuban of you! [Bones walks away] She is fiery!
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Yes! Be careful, we've all been burned
09x17 - The Repo Man in the Septic Tank Season 9 / Episode 17: - The Repo Man in the Septic Tank

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Dr. Fuentes should see how the damage tof the car matches the fracture patterns
Dr. Camille Saroyan: I'll go get him [starts walking away]
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: No! Not yet. [Cam turns around] I need a break from Dr. Fuentes. [Angela and Cam look puzzled] I find him to be arrogant and conceited and preemptory
Angela Montenegro: You forgot hot!
Dr. Camille Saroyan: You are married, Angela!
Angela Montenegro: Don't tell you haven't looked at that guy and though that you...
Dr. Camille Saroyan: This is not work place conversation!
Angela Montenegro: I'll take that as a yes
09x14 - The Master In The Slop Season 9 / Episode 14: - The Master In The Slop

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [to Angela and Cam after discovering that they are to be honored as women of science in a bathing suit calendar with nine other women] So, they actually *are* outstanding women of science. I would hate to think of three less outstanding women replacing us.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: But, we'll be hanging in labs all across the country.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Exactly! We have a duty to show the scientific community that the Jeffersonian is an institution where pulchritude is as abundant as brilliance. [laughing] I never thought I would be honored in this way.
09x13 - Big in the Philippines Season 9 / Episode 13: - Big in the Philippines

Wendell Bray: The heart-shaped pelvic inlet suggests the gender, so...
Dr. Camille Saroyan: I don't think we need bones to let us know that the victim was a male
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: We have no other way, Dr. Saroyan
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I think we do
Angela Montenegro: That mangled piece of meat is his...?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Yeah!
Wendell Bray: Breaking my arm seem like nothing now
09x12 - The Ghost in the Killer Season 9 / Episode 12: - The Ghost in the Killer

Dr. Camille Saroyan: Okay, do that thing were you figure out where that stuff comes from
Dr. Jack Hodgins: You're so lucky I know what you mean!
09x12 - The Ghost in the Killer Season 9 / Episode 12: - The Ghost in the Killer

Dr. Camille Saroyan: That's absolutely true if you mean the complete opposite
09x11 - The Spark in the Park Season 9 / Episode 11: - The Spark in the Park

Haley Kent: Cam?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Oh! I, I thought that was your name!
09x10 - The Mystery in the Meat Season 9 / Episode 10: - The Mystery in the Meat

Caroline Julian: My boss doesn't like this one! Federal programs paying for cannibalism isn't sitting pretty on Capitol Hill!
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: The gonium angle of the mandible indicates the victim was male
Special Agent Seeley Booth: What sick mind serves a person to kids?
Caroline Julian: Maybe someone wasn't ready for a pop-quiz! Are all the teachers accounted for?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Yeah!
Dr. Camille Saroyan: My question is: how did he end up in the stew?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Well, wait a second: is that a student? Because, you know, if the school is serving kids, the press is gonna eat us alive!
09x10 - The Mystery in the Meat Season 9 / Episode 10: - The Mystery in the Meat

Dr. Camille Saroyan: Oh! How is it going?
Dr. Oliver Wells: Revolting!
Daisy Wick: All part of the job! It doesn't faze me in the least
Dr. Oliver Wells: [to Dr. Camille] Did you have this one tested for mental illness?
Daisy Wick: Yes! And I passed!
Dr. Oliver Wells: I find that very hard to believe
09x09 - The Fury In The Jury Season 9 / Episode 9: - The Fury In The Jury

Angela Montenegro: Who was that?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: A court appointed accountant. He gives me an allowance until I get my identity back. I am essentially a child.
Angela Montenegro: Well, hey, I am, uh, I am still working on tracking that person down. I mean she's still out there spending all your money and...
Dr. Camille Saroyan: She?
Angela Montenegro: Yeah, no guy buys that many shoes!
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Well, I am glad she is having a good time, 'cause I haven't lived off this little since college
Angela Montenegro: You know, if you need anything...
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Maybe I can steal your identity?
Angela Montenegro: That's not a good choice! Not unless you want more money problems
09x09 - The Fury In The Jury Season 9 / Episode 9: - The Fury In The Jury

Angela Montenegro: He could tell the jurors why Barnes can't testify
Dr. Camille Saroyan: That would prejudice them and the defense would get a mistrial
Angela Montenegro: Justice is so...
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Unjust?
09x08 - The Dude In The Dam Season 9 / Episode 8: - The Dude In The Dam

Dr. Camille Saroyan: There's got be something in rule book about playing host to an insect!
09x07 - The Nazi on the Honeymoon Season 9 / Episode 7: - The Nazi on the Honeymoon

Angela Montenegro: [On video conference] Hey, how is the honeymoon going?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Very well, thank you. We've been enjoying sex very much
Angela Montenegro: Good, good, I am glad you're taking some time off! Don't worry about Christine either by the way. Her an Michael Vincent are getting along great
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Thank you for taking care of her, Angela
Angela Montenegro: Yeah, anything to help you take a vacation... [Bones walks away from the camera] in what looks like a morgue?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: This is Dr. Letitia Perez, the coroner here at the Buenos Aires morgue. She'll be assisting me in this investigation
Angela Montenegro: [to the camera] Hi, hi, it's nice to meet you! [Turns away] HELP!
Dr. Leticia Perez: I am not assisting Dr. Brennan, she is consulting for me
Angela Montenegro: Hm, good luck with that!
Dr. Jack Hodgins: What's going on?
Angela Montenegro: Look at this!
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Dr Brennan, you're on your honeymoon! Why are you in a morgue?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: That's not romantic!
09x06 - The Woman In White Season 9 / Episode 6: - The Woman In White

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Fabric-wise it looks like the victim died in the 70's
Dr. Jack Hodgins: 1979 to be precise
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: That's impossible to know at this stage
Dr. Jack Hodgins: No, it's not. A cicada was caught in her sleeve. They only emerge once every 17 years, meaning our victim was killed in 1979. Or I guess 1945, or 1962, 1996.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Okay, we get the point! 1979 it is

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