Type
Scripted
Premiered
Sep. 13, 2005
Status
Returning Series
Runtime
60 min.
Country
USA
Network
FOX TV Network

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Dr. Camille Saroyan Bones

Dr. Camille Saroyan

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Dr. Camille Saroyan Quotes

09x11 - The Spark in the Park Season 9 / Episode 11: - The Spark in the Park

Haley Kent: Cam?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Oh! I, I thought that was your name!
09x10 - The Mystery in the Meat Season 9 / Episode 10: - The Mystery in the Meat

Caroline Julian: My boss doesn't like this one! Federal programs paying for cannibalism isn't sitting pretty on Capitol Hill!
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: The gonium angle of the mandible indicates the victim was male
Special Agent Seeley Booth: What sick mind serves a person to kids?
Caroline Julian: Maybe someone wasn't ready for a pop-quiz! Are all the teachers accounted for?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Yeah!
Dr. Camille Saroyan: My question is: how did he end up in the stew?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Well, wait a second: is that a student? Because, you know, if the school is serving kids, the press is gonna eat us alive!
09x10 - The Mystery in the Meat Season 9 / Episode 10: - The Mystery in the Meat

Dr. Camille Saroyan: Oh! How is it going?
Dr. Oliver Wells: Revolting!
Daisy Wick: All part of the job! It doesn't faze me in the least
Dr. Oliver Wells: [to Dr. Camille] Did you have this one tested for mental illness?
Daisy Wick: Yes! And I passed!
Dr. Oliver Wells: I find that very hard to believe
09x09 - The Fury In The Jury Season 9 / Episode 9: - The Fury In The Jury

Angela Montenegro: Who was that?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: A court appointed accountant. He gives me an allowance until I get my identity back. I am essentially a child.
Angela Montenegro: Well, hey, I am, uh, I am still working on tracking that person down. I mean she's still out there spending all your money and...
Dr. Camille Saroyan: She?
Angela Montenegro: Yeah, no guy buys that many shoes!
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Well, I am glad she is having a good time, 'cause I haven't lived off this little since college
Angela Montenegro: You know, if you need anything...
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Maybe I can steal your identity?
Angela Montenegro: That's not a good choice! Not unless you want more money problems
09x09 - The Fury In The Jury Season 9 / Episode 9: - The Fury In The Jury

Angela Montenegro: He could tell the jurors why Barnes can't testify
Dr. Camille Saroyan: That would prejudice them and the defense would get a mistrial
Angela Montenegro: Justice is so...
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Unjust?
09x08 - The Dude In The Dam Season 9 / Episode 8: - The Dude In The Dam

Dr. Camille Saroyan: There's got be something in rule book about playing host to an insect!
09x07 - The Nazi on the Honeymoon Season 9 / Episode 7: - The Nazi on the Honeymoon

Angela Montenegro: [On video conference] Hey, how is the honeymoon going?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Very well, thank you. We've been enjoying sex very much
Angela Montenegro: Good, good, I am glad you're taking some time off! Don't worry about Christine either by the way. Her an Michael Vincent are getting along great
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Thank you for taking care of her, Angela
Angela Montenegro: Yeah, anything to help you take a vacation... [Bones walks away from the camera] in what looks like a morgue?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: This is Dr. Letitia Perez, the coroner here at the Buenos Aires morgue. She'll be assisting me in this investigation
Angela Montenegro: [to the camera] Hi, hi, it's nice to meet you! [Turns away] HELP!
Dr. Leticia Perez: I am not assisting Dr. Brennan, she is consulting for me
Angela Montenegro: Hm, good luck with that!
Dr. Jack Hodgins: What's going on?
Angela Montenegro: Look at this!
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Dr Brennan, you're on your honeymoon! Why are you in a morgue?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: That's not romantic!
09x06 - The Woman In White Season 9 / Episode 6: - The Woman In White

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Fabric-wise it looks like the victim died in the 70's
Dr. Jack Hodgins: 1979 to be precise
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: That's impossible to know at this stage
Dr. Jack Hodgins: No, it's not. A cicada was caught in her sleeve. They only emerge once every 17 years, meaning our victim was killed in 1979. Or I guess 1945, or 1962, 1996.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Okay, we get the point! 1979 it is
09x05 - The Lady on the List Season 9 / Episode 5: - The Lady on the List

Dr. Oliver Wells: I get it, keep your shirt on!
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Dr. Wells, you are an intern! Please treat Dr. Brennan with the respect she's due!
Dr. Oliver Wells: I thought this was a meritocracy?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: It is!
Dr. Oliver Wells: Then it was the respect she deserved
Dr. Camille Saroyan: No, no, it wasn't and since she is...
Dr. Oliver Wells: Please don't say: superior
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Boss, but I will say superior if I want, because I am also your superior. Do you understand?
09x04 - The Sense in the Sacrifice Season 9 / Episode 4: - The Sense in the Sacrifice

Dr. Camille Saroyan: That son of a bitch wrote her a love note that only she could understand!
08x21 - The Maiden in the Mushrooms Season 8 / Episode 21: - The Maiden in the Mushrooms

Angela Montenegro: Hey. I ran a facial reconstruction through missing persons, and I found a possible match. Rebecca Pierce, 25 years old. Reported missing by Trudy Morris.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Judge Trudy?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I'm not familiar with Judge Trudy. What circuit is she on?
Angela Montenegro: Citizen's Court?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Does that have something to do with the French Revolution?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: No. Judge Trudy has a TV show where she judges small claims cases.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Why?
Angela Montenegro: Because it's great drama. People just fight over the silliest little things. You should see the way that they yell and scream at each other. Total guilty pleasure.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Like watching a train wreck.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Well, train wrecks are not pleasurable. No wonder you feel guilty.
08x10 - The Diamond in the Rough Season 8 / Episode 10: - The Diamond in the Rough

Dr. Camille Saroyan: [Seeing Bones in her dance warmup outfit] This is, uh... good look. You going to the hootenanny later?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [Insulted] N- hootenanny is an informal gathering for singing and dancing. I am training for an extremely rigorous ballroom dance competition.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Oh.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [Very determined] Booth and I intend to win the rumba competition.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: [Smiling, hopefully] And catch a murderer?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [Softer now] Yes. Of course. That's the main objective.
08x06 - The Patriot in Purgatory Season 8 / Episode 6: - The Patriot in Purgatory

Dr. Camille Saroyan: I can't imagine the pain he must've been in.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I can't believe he died with no one knowing what he did.
08x05 - The Method in the Madness Season 8 / Episode 5: - The Method in the Madness

Angela Montenegro: [Sickened by the sight of the female remains in the lab] Okay. Just... *please* tell me that this poor thing was dead before any of... this... happened.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: I'm sure she was.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Definitely.
Angela Montenegro: Great. [Leaves for her office]
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [to Fisher] Hodgins and Cam are lying to Angela to spare her feelings.
Colin Fisher: [mock whisper] Yeah, I got that.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Because we have not in any way ascertained if the victim was dead or alive when she was flayed to the bone.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: We have ascertained, actually, acute liver hemorrhaging suggests that the victim was still alive when she was eviscerated. So, I out and out lied to Angela.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: [sincerely] Thank you for that.
08x05 - The Method in the Madness Season 8 / Episode 5: - The Method in the Madness

Colin Fisher: [Cam has asked why Fisher is at the lab so late] I am examining the victim's remains.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: By the light of a lantern?
Colin Fisher: The lantern provides oblique lighting which bounces off an angled reflector and back onto the bone which happens to be awesome for spotting scratches and microcuts on bone.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: But, mostly it's because it appeals to your sense of the macabre.
Colin Fisher: [sigh] It does make me look insane, doesn't it? [looks at her with a smile]
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Yes.
Colin Fisher: [satisfied] Yeah...
08x03 - The Gunk in the Garage Season 8 / Episode 3: - The Gunk in the Garage

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: We are utilizing this shock tube to recreate the effects the blast had on the victim's bones.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Where did you get that?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Oh, Hodgins requisitioned it from the Hall of Patents.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Requisitioned?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I left a note.
08x02 - The Partners in the Divorce Season 8 / Episode 2: - The Partners in the Divorce

Finn Abernathy: [Examining one of the victim's wounds] What is that? Gold?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Looks like a...
Dr. Jack Hodgins: [In awe and getting more excited as he speaks] Fleur de lis. The sign of the Priory of Scion, a secret society that defies papal authority.
Angela Montenegro: Honey, honey. That's the nib of a fountain pen.
Finn Abernathy: He was stabbed in the neck with a fountain pen?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah, or assassinated by the pope!
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Or stabbed in the neck with a fountain pen.
08x01 - The Future in the Past Season 8 / Episode 1: - The Future in the Past

Dr. Camille Saroyan: The result of the work you're doing is that you will most likely be out of a job.
Dr. Clark Edison: It has occurred to me.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Yet, it never occurred to you to do a bad job. I'll never forget that.
07x08 - The Bump in the Road Season 7 / Episode 8: - The Bump in the Road

Michelle Welton: Don't you have guts to play with?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Yes, I do.
07x06 - The Crack in The Code Season 7 / Episode 6: - The Crack in The Code

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Look, all I'm saying is that John Wilkes Booth was secretly a member of the Knights of the Golden Circle - affiliated with Rome.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Okay, a little friendly advice: do not mention Booth to Booth. They are related. He will shoot you.
07x06 - The Crack in The Code Season 7 / Episode 6: - The Crack in The Code

Dr. Camille Saroyan: I have a bad feeling about this. But I will wait for the electrophoresis results to share it.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Judging by the small skull and the Nucal Crest - the victim was a female caucasias. Wisdom teeth haven't full erupted - suggesting she was in her earlt 20's.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Okay, bad feeling officially confirmed. The string the killer used - is made of human gut.
07x06 - The Crack in The Code Season 7 / Episode 6: - The Crack in The Code

Dr. Jack Hodgins: He thinks he's smarter than us.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: He may be right.
07x05 - The Twist in The Twister Season 7 / Episode 5: - The Twist in The Twister

Dr. Camille Saroyan: [after Hodgin yawns] Is death getting dull to you, Dr. Hodgins?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Oh, sorry. It's Michael. Apparently our baby believes that sleep is only for the weak.
07x05 - The Twist in The Twister Season 7 / Episode 5: - The Twist in The Twister

Dr. Camille Saroyan: [watching Angela try to swipe a card] Uh, is she trying to get on the platform with a buy ten get one free yogurt card?
Angela Montenegro: [Angela realizes what she's doing] Oh! Yes, yes. [Angela uses the right card] Oh, that's good. Guess I'm a little out of it.
07x04 - The Male in the Mail Season 7 / Episode 4: - The Male in the Mail

Dr. Camille Saroyan: This is certainly a first for me.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Me too. I have never seen this part of the Post Office before.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Yes, I thought they sent the dismembered bodies to a completely different place.
07x04 - The Male in the Mail Season 7 / Episode 4: - The Male in the Mail

Dr. Camille Saroyan: The body lipids combined with the packing material and transformed the tissue into an aderporious gel.
Dr. Clark Edison: Yeah, I'm pretty sure my Middle School served this for dessert.
07x03 - The Prince in the Plastic Season 7 / Episode 3: - The Prince in the Plastic

Dr. Camille Saroyan: Child abuse?
Daisy Wick: Could be. Lance says often someone who is the victim of childhood abuse will seek out the same treatment as adults.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Sad, but it makes sense.
Daisy Wick: I know Lance is so smart - and soon he'll be able to shoot people.
07x03 - The Prince in the Plastic Season 7 / Episode 3: - The Prince in the Plastic

Angela Montenegro: I'm telling you this girl was clean. Zero porn. Zero gambling. Wasn't even a dirty picture from a Congressman.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: [Slight chuckle] Don't sound so disappointed.
07x02 - The Hot Dog in the Competition Season 7 / Episode 2: - The Hot Dog in the Competition

Dr. Camille Saroyan: [a python emerges from the victim's body. Cam runs away] Oh God! Get it out of here! Oh God, I hate snakes!
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [Bones takes out her cellphone and makes a call] Dr. Hodgins...
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Somebody kill that thing!
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You can come back to the lab. We discovered the warm place where the python was hiding.
Finn Abernathy: [Finn holds up the snake] I gotta say, ma'am, this is the best damn job ever!
07x02 - The Hot Dog in the Competition Season 7 / Episode 2: - The Hot Dog in the Competition

Dr. Camille Saroyan: Why should I discuss with a Federal prosecutor who *I* hire in *my* lab?
Caroline Julian: Tell me what happens when a defense attorney questions the integrity of this lab because we have a teenage miscreant handling evidence?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: So you think that this young man, brilliant even by Dr. Brennan's standards, should be condemned forever because of some youthful indiscretions?
Caroline Julian: Sometimes life isn't fair.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: But I don't have to help it along. He deserves a chance and I'm going to give it to him. Now unless you'd like to help, I have some work to do.

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