Type
Scripted
Premiered
Sep. 13, 2005
Status
Returning Series
Runtime
60 min.
Country
USA
Network
FOX TV Network

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Dr. Camille Saroyan Bones

Dr. Camille Saroyan

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Tamara Taylor (born September 27, 1970) is a Canadian television actress. Her most famous role is that ...

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Dr. Camille Saroyan Quotes

07x05 - The Twist in The Twister Season 7 / Episode 5: - The Twist in The Twister

Dr. Camille Saroyan: [after Hodgin yawns] Is death getting dull to you, Dr. Hodgins?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Oh, sorry. It's Michael. Apparently our baby believes that sleep is only for the weak.
07x05 - The Twist in The Twister Season 7 / Episode 5: - The Twist in The Twister

Dr. Camille Saroyan: [watching Angela try to swipe a card] Uh, is she trying to get on the platform with a buy ten get one free yogurt card?
Angela Montenegro: [Angela realizes what she's doing] Oh! Yes, yes. [Angela uses the right card] Oh, that's good. Guess I'm a little out of it.
07x04 - The Male in the Mail Season 7 / Episode 4: - The Male in the Mail

Dr. Camille Saroyan: This is certainly a first for me.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Me too. I have never seen this part of the Post Office before.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Yes, I thought they sent the dismembered bodies to a completely different place.
07x04 - The Male in the Mail Season 7 / Episode 4: - The Male in the Mail

Dr. Camille Saroyan: The body lipids combined with the packing material and transformed the tissue into an aderporious gel.
Dr. Clark Edison: Yeah, I'm pretty sure my Middle School served this for dessert.
07x03 - The Prince in the Plastic Season 7 / Episode 3: - The Prince in the Plastic

Dr. Camille Saroyan: Child abuse?
Daisy Wick: Could be. Lance says often someone who is the victim of childhood abuse will seek out the same treatment as adults.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Sad, but it makes sense.
Daisy Wick: I know Lance is so smart - and soon he'll be able to shoot people.
07x03 - The Prince in the Plastic Season 7 / Episode 3: - The Prince in the Plastic

Angela Montenegro: I'm telling you this girl was clean. Zero porn. Zero gambling. Wasn't even a dirty picture from a Congressman.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: [Slight chuckle] Don't sound so disappointed.
07x02 - The Hot Dog in the Competition Season 7 / Episode 2: - The Hot Dog in the Competition

Dr. Camille Saroyan: [a python emerges from the victim's body. Cam runs away] Oh God! Get it out of here! Oh God, I hate snakes!
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [Bones takes out her cellphone and makes a call] Dr. Hodgins...
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Somebody kill that thing!
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You can come back to the lab. We discovered the warm place where the python was hiding.
Finn Abernathy: [Finn holds up the snake] I gotta say, ma'am, this is the best damn job ever!
07x02 - The Hot Dog in the Competition Season 7 / Episode 2: - The Hot Dog in the Competition

Dr. Camille Saroyan: Why should I discuss with a Federal prosecutor who *I* hire in *my* lab?
Caroline Julian: Tell me what happens when a defense attorney questions the integrity of this lab because we have a teenage miscreant handling evidence?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: So you think that this young man, brilliant even by Dr. Brennan's standards, should be condemned forever because of some youthful indiscretions?
Caroline Julian: Sometimes life isn't fair.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: But I don't have to help it along. He deserves a chance and I'm going to give it to him. Now unless you'd like to help, I have some work to do.
07x02 - The Hot Dog in the Competition Season 7 / Episode 2: - The Hot Dog in the Competition

Finn Abernathy: [to Hodgins] Excuse me, sir. But elocution was not on my application. And it doesn't seem to bother anybody else here how I talk. So I'm getting the feeling you're doing it just to make me feel bad 'cause I'm different than you. Which right now is making me feel pretty glad. But just because we speak different don't mean we can't understand each other. After all, we both speak Science, and that's all that's important in here, right? [Finn leaves]
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Oh snap!
07x01 - The Memories in the Shallow Grave Season 7 / Episode 1: - The Memories in the Shallow Grave

Dr. Camille Saroyan: So you're more intimidated by Dr. Brennan even though I run this lab.
Wendell Bray: No. When you take Dr. Brennan and add pregnant, huh? No. You are the top Senior Field and I am much more intimidated by you.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Nice save.
06x22 - The Hole in the Heart Season 6 / Episode 22: - The Hole in the Heart

Dr. Camille Saroyan: He meant to kill you.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: I'm the one who gave Vincent the phone. Told him to pick it up.
Dr. Lance Sweets: You didn't know. I mean there's no use...
Special Agent Seeley Booth: I don't blame myself, Sweets. I blame the guy who pulled the trigger.
Dr. Lance Sweets: Okay.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You still have blood on your hands.
Angela Montenegro: ...Booth, she - she means literally.
06x21 - The Signs in the Silence Season 6 / Episode 21: - The Signs in the Silence

Dr. Camille Saroyan: I'm really impressed - that you are staying focused with everything that's happening with you and Angela.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: People have kids all the time.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: No, I meant what happened today.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: What? What happened today?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Nothing - just - a little contraction. Dr. Brennan told me.


Dr. Camille Saroyan: I assumed you...


Dr. Camille Saroyan: ...knew.
06x20 - The Pinocchio in the Planter Season 6 / Episode 20: - The Pinocchio in the Planter

Dr. Camille Saroyan: Okay. That's it! I don't care what you do on your own time. But from now on, unless we're talking about the evidence, I do not want to hear one more honest word in this lab. Honesty is clearly the downfall of civilization. Civility, propriety, and manners are its redeemers, understood?
06x20 - The Pinocchio in the Planter Season 6 / Episode 20: - The Pinocchio in the Planter

Dr. Camille Saroyan: And there's also a new policy in the lab.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Well, what's that?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: You are the only person who's allowed to be radically honest. And that's only because I can't stop you.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Well, that's too bad. I prefer everyone to speak their minds.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I actually don't care what you prefer because this is my lab and I make the rules.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Then perhaps Wendell won't be able to tell you how ashamed he felt that he might've hurt your feelings after you were so generous to give him the extra work. He was quite emotional.
06x18 - The Truth in the Myth Season 6 / Episode 18: - The Truth in the Myth

Vincent Nigel-Murray: And you found a goat tethered to a state.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Chupacabra means goat sucker.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: So for cause of death, you want me to put down - goat sucker?
06x18 - The Truth in the Myth Season 6 / Episode 18: - The Truth in the Myth

Dr. Camille Saroyan: Don't sound so sad. Do you really want to live in a world where chupacabras run free?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yes, I really do.
06x18 - The Truth in the Myth Season 6 / Episode 18: - The Truth in the Myth

Dr. Camille Saroyan: You just turned up the volume. I could've done that.
Angela Montenegro: I'm sorry. Uh, do I just say "You just look at gooey stuff all day. I could've done that."
06x17 - The Feet on the Beach Season 6 / Episode 17: - The Feet on the Beach

Dr. Camille Saroyan: [after Michelle gets accepted to Columbia from Cam's application] You have something about this?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Angela says no... But this is a disapproving look.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Does it mean anything that it's all moot? Michelle is determined to go to Community College in outer Mongolia to be with her boyfriend.
06x17 - The Feet on the Beach Season 6 / Episode 17: - The Feet on the Beach

Dr. Lance Sweets: You forged Michelle's application and applied to Columbia?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Could you not say that as though I'd killed three people?
06x17 - The Feet on the Beach Season 6 / Episode 17: - The Feet on the Beach

Dr. Lance Sweets: I can't help you.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Why not? Some sort of professional code of ethics?
Dr. Lance Sweets: My own personal code of ethics. You should consider putting one together of your own.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: SHUT UP!
Dr. Lance Sweets: Excuse me?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: You know you have never had to put someone else's well being above your own - not ever! Well, I am a mother! Okay? And if I have to get my hands dirty to get my child ahead - I will!
Dr. Lance Sweets: What kind of example are you setting for Michelle?
06x17 - The Feet on the Beach Season 6 / Episode 17: - The Feet on the Beach

Angela Montenegro: So we would get time of death wrong. But wait. Wouldn't everyone at the Body Farm know how to use that?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Yes, but from what Booth said only one of them had an alibi for what we thought was time of death. I'm guessing because he knew he'd need one.
06x17 - The Feet on the Beach Season 6 / Episode 17: - The Feet on the Beach

Michelle Welton: Well, surprise, I've learned a lot from you. I've learned to try hard, and not take shortcuts. [Michelle tears up the Columbia acceptance letter] I've learned that it's wrong to cheat.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Oh. Really. What are you going to do?
Michelle Welton: Here's what I'll do. I'll work for a year and make money. And I'll take extra courses. And I'll get into Columbia on my own. And make you proud.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: You already have.
Michelle Welton: I want to be just like you.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: [Chuckles] That's sweet but I think you should aim a little higher.
06x16 - The Blackout in the Blizzard Season 6 / Episode 16: - The Blackout in the Blizzard

Dr. Camille Saroyan: What if you had gotten hurt in this blizzard?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Wait a minute. You're mad becausee you're worried about our safety? Wow. Thank you.
Wendell Bray: That was the last of our dye.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Okay, now I kind of wished you had gotten hurt.
06x14 - The Bikini in the Soup Season 6 / Episode 14: - The Bikini in the Soup

Dr. Camille Saroyan: Because at exactly 6:45 PM, I am exiting this building to observe Valentine's Day with Paul.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Well, what if the murder isn't solved?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: People there is death in this world and there is romance. Today - death is the loser and romance wins.


Dr. Jack Hodgins: What about justice?

06x14 - The Bikini in the Soup Season 6 / Episode 14: - The Bikini in the Soup

Dr. Jack Hodgins: So uh, Angela just said to me that because we're married, we don't have to be romantic.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Not true.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Well, yes. I know it's hard to believe but that is *exactly* what she said.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: No. Married or not you still have to be romantic.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I knew it. She's testing me.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: No, no. She's not testing you. She's pregnant and her feet hurt. She may not feel up to initiating the romance. But if you don't, she'll never forgive you. It's the estrogen.
06x14 - The Bikini in the Soup Season 6 / Episode 14: - The Bikini in the Soup

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You've reached the age where every male must be treated as a perspective mate.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: I'm not that much older than you and I have someone! I'm sorry. I'm on edge.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: No. You're correct.
06x14 - The Bikini in the Soup Season 6 / Episode 14: - The Bikini in the Soup

Dr. Paul Lidner: Hello beautiful lady who works with the dead. [Paul hands Cam some roses]
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Oh my God! And hello handsome man who works with - you're a gynecologist, Paul. I shouldn't finish this...
Dr. Paul Lidner: Yeah. I understand.
06x13 - The Daredevil in the Mold Season 6 / Episode 13: - The Daredevil in the Mold

Dr. Camille Saroyan: Bed bugs? That's more good news?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah.
Colin Fisher: Tracking bed bug outbreaks. There's an app for that.
06x12 - The Sin in the Sisterhood Season 6 / Episode 12: - The Sin in the Sisterhood

Dr. Camille Saroyan: Any luck with the bullet?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Aw, you know they're changing the expression from uh, "needle in a haystack" to "bullet in a cornfield."
06x12 - The Sin in the Sisterhood Season 6 / Episode 12: - The Sin in the Sisterhood

Dr. Jack Hodgins: This victim is like a full blown salad of plant particulates.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Then you should be a happy man.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: There's no one happier.
Wendell Bray: You see Dr. Saroyan? It's okay. No one has a life around here.

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