Slap on the sun lotion, reserve the best pool lounger and get ready for another series of fun and frolics at the all-inclusive Solana resort in Benidorm. The ITV1 comedy, starring the formidable Johnny Vegas, follows regular and first-time holiday makers on their visit to the infamous Spanish resort...
In series two Janice is even more excited to be away with her family because she is now a grandma and so gets to fuss over Chantelle and baby Coolio.
During the second series Janice got very upset with Mick for forgetting their anniversary; when a young barman called Jack starts to flirt with her, she goes for it in a moment of madness!
Janice Garvey Quotes
|Season 2 / Episode 8: - The Wedding|
Jack: [Jack crashes Madge and Mel's Wedding] Janice! Janice! It's your last chance, Come I've got the car with me, We can go anywhere you want!
Donald Stewart: Did someone order a taxi?
Mick Garvey: It's that lad from last night.
Jack: If you won't come with me, give me one more kiss. I can't stop thinking about you!
Mel Harvey: Get rid of him!
Jack: [Mateo carries Jack out] Janice! Janice!
Mick Garvey: One More?
Janice Garvey: I don't think he's all there, I think he might have... learning difficulties
Mick Garvey: He'll have fucking Walking Difficulties if he comes anywhere near me!
|Season 2 / Episode 2: - The Baby sitters|
Geoff Maltby - The Oracle: [Mel and the Oracle are having an argument over Mel nearly drowning] Who are you calling an idiot, you... dickhead?
Mel Harvey: Dickhead? Who are you calling Dickhead?
Mick Garvey: Alright, Ladies. That's enough.
Mel Harvey: [Gets up off sun lounger] You can't talk to me like that! Me father fell at Normandy!
Geoff Maltby - The Oracle: I don't care if he went arse-over-tit in Scunthorpe, You're a dickhead!
Janice Garvey: Can we all just calm down?
Madge: Think yourself lucky; You should be up for attempted murder!
Geoff Maltby - The Oracle: Fuck off!
Mel Harvey: Right, That's it!
Mateo: [a Fight breaks out and the others try to break it up] Break it up! Break it up!
Mateo: You, Fat boy! You cause problems here before! I remember!
Geoff Maltby - The Oracle: Yeah, Yeah.
Geoff Maltby - The Oracle: Keep away from me Do y'hear? Keep away!
Mel Harvey: On Your Bike!
Geoff Maltby - The Oracle: [points at Madge] And that goes for Touche Turtle in t'Wheelchair and all!
Mateo: Go with your mummy!
Geoff Maltby - The Oracle: I'm going! Dickheads...
Madge: [Turns to Mel] Who the Frig's Touche Turtle?
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