Type
Scripted
Premiered
Sep. 05, 1992
Status
Canceled/Ended
Runtime
30 min.
Country
USA
Network
FOX TV Network

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Batman: The Animated Series

This series features the adventures of the Dark Knight of Gotham City as he battles the evil that inhabits the city with occasional help of Robin and Batgirl in stories that faithful to the comics in spirit and tone.

01x38 - Christmas With The Joker Season 1 / Episode 38: - Christmas With The Joker

Batman: Keep your eyes open for the Joker.
The Joker: I'll save you the trouble, Batman! Come and get your Christmas present, or the kiddies get it!
Batman: Let them go, Joker. It's me you want.
The Joker: Merry Christmas, Batman!
01x38 - Christmas With The Joker Season 1 / Episode 38: - Christmas With The Joker

The Joker: Meet... Daddy Lawful!


Commissioner James Gordon: YOU DISEASED MANIAC! I'LL...!
The Joker: [sticks the cane back in] Looks like someone needs to teach Daddy some manners. And here's Mommy Lawful!


Summer Gleeson: HELP! SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP US...!
The Joker: [sticks it back in] Ho, ho, ho, isn't she jolly.


The Joker: And here we have little Baby Lawful!


The Joker: Coochie-coochie coo!


Det. Harvey Bullock: WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU I'LL RIP YOUR...!

01x38 - Christmas With The Joker Season 1 / Episode 38: - Christmas With The Joker

Batman: Merry Christmas, Joker.
The Joker: Bah, humbug!
01x38 - Christmas With The Joker Season 1 / Episode 38: - Christmas With The Joker

The Joker: [wearing a straightjacket, singing] Don we now our gay apparel, fa-la-la, fa-la-la, la-la-laaaa!
01x38 - Christmas With The Joker Season 1 / Episode 38: - Christmas With The Joker

Robin: They don't call you "Bat-man" for nothing!
01x38 - Christmas With The Joker Season 1 / Episode 38: - Christmas With The Joker

The Joker: [the Joker gives Batman a Christmas present] Well, go on, open it! [Batman opens the gift, a custard pie splatters in his face] [laughs hysterically] Oh, I can't stand it!
01x35 - Almost Got 'Im Season 1 / Episode 35: - Almost Got 'Im

Two-Face: Poison Ivy.
Poison Ivy: It's been a long time, Harvey. You're still looking around halfway decent.
Two-Face: Half of me wants to strangle ya.
Poison Ivy: And what does the other half want?
Two-Face: To hit ya with a truck.
Poison Ivy: We used to date.
The Joker, The Penguin, Killer Croc: Ah.
01x35 - Almost Got 'Im Season 1 / Episode 35: - Almost Got 'Im

The Penguin: So, I hear You-Know-Who nailed The Mad Hatter last week...
The Joker: No kidding! He sure gets around for one guy.
Two-Face: Yeah, well, that's where you're wrong. I don't think it is one guy.
Killer Croc: Huh?
Two-Face: The way I figure it, Gordon's got a bunch of them stashed someplace, like a S.W.A.T. team. He wants you to think it's one guy, but...
The Joker: Ah, you're always seeing double.
The Penguin: It's obvious our caped friend suffered some crime-related trauma when he was younger. Perhaps an over-anxious mugger blew off a piece of his face.
The Joker: Sure, he could be all gross and disgusting under that mask! [Dent, who was adding cream to his coffee, crushes the carton]
The Joker: Uh, no offense, Harv.
Two-Face: Just deal...
Killer Croc: Well, you know what I think?
The Joker: Not the robot theory again...
Killer Croc: Well, he could be.
01x35 - Almost Got 'Im Season 1 / Episode 35: - Almost Got 'Im

The Joker: I'd say ladies first, but since we don't have any... [Ivy glares at the Joker, who gives a small chuckle]
The Joker: We'll start with you, Pam...
01x35 - Almost Got 'Im Season 1 / Episode 35: - Almost Got 'Im

Poison Ivy: [reaching down to pull Batman's mask] It's midnight darling, time to unmask.
01x35 - Almost Got 'Im Season 1 / Episode 35: - Almost Got 'Im

Catwoman: Show's over, Joker!
The Joker: [buried under his talk show set] Catwoman, ladies and gentlemen! Let's hear it for her.
01x35 - Almost Got 'Im Season 1 / Episode 35: - Almost Got 'Im

The Penguin: Greetings, Batman! You have taken the bait, as I knew you would. Now, prepare to meet your end, within my Aviary of Doom!
Poison Ivy: [interrupting] Aviary of WHAT?
The Joker: Yeesh, Pengers! How corny can you get?
The Penguin: Fah! Just because you mundane miscreants have no drama in your souls! Anyway, there he was in my av... uh, big birdhouse...
01x35 - Almost Got 'Im Season 1 / Episode 35: - Almost Got 'Im

Harley Quinn: It's Late Night Gotham Live, and here's the man who puts a smile on your face whether you want it or not, The Joker!
The Joker: Good evening folks, I'm The Joker: living proof that you don't have to be crazy to host this show, but it helps! Ha ha!
01x35 - Almost Got 'Im Season 1 / Episode 35: - Almost Got 'Im

Killer Croc: Hey, I don't get it. You just knocked out Catwoman and left her?
The Joker: Ah, c'mon, Crockers, didn't I say there's more than one way to get someone? Even as I speak, Catwoman is being trussed up at the Pussykins Pet Food Factory. First thing tomorrow I'm sending a lovely case of cat food to Batman. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Killer Croc: I don't think so!


The Joker: [weakly] Was it something I said? [the villains take a closer look at Croc, and realise it's Batman]
01x35 - Almost Got 'Im Season 1 / Episode 35: - Almost Got 'Im

Two-Face: [finishing his "almost got him" Batman story]... And if it weren't for this blasted coin... I would have got him.
The Joker: Gee, that's too bad, Harv, but I guess you'll always come in second. Anybody else want to go?
Killer Croc: [hits the table] ME! There I was, holed up in this quarry, when Batman came nosing around. He was getting closer... Closer...
Poison Ivy: And...?
Killer Croc: I threw a rock at him!


Poison Ivy: So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?
Killer Croc: It was a big rock...
Two-Face: They actually let him keep it!
01x35 - Almost Got 'Im Season 1 / Episode 35: - Almost Got 'Im

Harley Quinn: Gee, Batman, what are you gonna do? Kick me around or save your kitty? You've only got time for one.


Harley Quinn: [weakly] Heh heh... good call. Help!
01x35 - Almost Got 'Im Season 1 / Episode 35: - Almost Got 'Im

Killer Croc: Scram, lady! This is a private...

01x35 - Almost Got 'Im Season 1 / Episode 35: - Almost Got 'Im

Killer Croc: You'd think one of us would've got 'im by now...
The Penguin: I've come the closest.
Poison Ivy: Are you kidding? I was the one who nearly...
Two-Face: [pounds the table] Nobody's come closer to stopping the Batman than ME! [a squabble breaks out, which the Joker ends with a whistle]
The Joker: The fact is each of us has their own "almost got 'im" story to tell...
01x35 - Almost Got 'Im Season 1 / Episode 35: - Almost Got 'Im

Two-Face: Where's my coin? I had it just here when... oh, no!
01x35 - Almost Got 'Im Season 1 / Episode 35: - Almost Got 'Im

Poison Ivy: Awww...
Two-Face: No way!
Killer Croc: Forget this!
The Penguin: Let me see those cards!
01x35 - Almost Got 'Im Season 1 / Episode 35: - Almost Got 'Im

The Joker: I want a nice, clean game, gentlemen.
The Penguin: That'll be a first...
01x35 - Almost Got 'Im Season 1 / Episode 35: - Almost Got 'Im

Catwoman: Huh... almost got 'im.
01x35 - Almost Got 'Im Season 1 / Episode 35: - Almost Got 'Im

Two-Face: [narrating his story] I figured as long as I had Batman at my mercy, he deserved a 50-50 chance...


Two-Face: Here's the deal: the coin lands face down, you'll be squashed flat. It lands face up, you'll just break every bone in your body!
01x35 - Almost Got 'Im Season 1 / Episode 35: - Almost Got 'Im

Poison Ivy: I have this natural immunity against poisons, toxins, the pain and suffering of others. Go figure.
01x34 - I Am The Night Season 1 / Episode 34: - I Am The Night

Dr. Leslie Thompkins: Aren't you going home? It's almost three A.M.
Batman: Promises to keep, Leslie. I have promises to keep.
01x34 - I Am The Night Season 1 / Episode 34: - I Am The Night

Alfred: Master Bruce, are you all right, sir?
Batman: I'm tired, Alfred.
Alfred: Well I shouldn't wonder, you've taken no meals today, and I can't recall when you last slept.
Batman: A weary body can be dealt with, but a weary spirit, that's something else. Sometimes, old friend, I wonder if I'm really doing any good out there.
Alfred: How can you doubt it? The lives you've saved, the criminals you've brought to justice.
Batman: I've put out a few fires yes, won a few battles, but the war goes on Alfred, on and on...
01x34 - I Am The Night Season 1 / Episode 34: - I Am The Night

Batman: I should have been there.
Robin: You can't be everywhere.
Batman: I let him down.
Robin: You're being too hard on yourself.
Batman: He's a friend. More than a friend. Jim Gordon is the same age my father would have been if he hadn't... Now he's hanging by a thread. If I had gotten there five minutes sooner...
Robin: You're only human, you do all one man can do, more than any man is expected to do.
Batman: I chose this life. I use the night, I became the night, sooner or later I'll go down. It might be the Joker, or Two-Face, or just some punk who gets lucky. My decision. No regrets. But I can't let anyone else pay for my mistakes.
Robin: Jim Gordon's a cop, Bruce. He knows the risks.
Batman: How long before I let someone else I care about down? Leslie, Alfred, you? When all is said and done, how much good have I accomplished? They sell t-shirts of me! I've become a cliche! More good for the tourist trade than the streets.
Robin: This city would fall apart without you.
Batman: Maybe. Maybe not. When you look too long into the abyss, the abyss looks back through you. Maybe it's time for Batman to return to the night that spawned him before anyone else gets hurt!
01x34 - I Am The Night Season 1 / Episode 34: - I Am The Night

Jim Gordon: The bust, went down OK?
Batman: Yes. Get some rest now.
Jim Gordon: Gotta keep fighting, never stop. What I try to live by. Maybe if I had been younger I could have been like you. Always wanted to be a hero.
Batman: You are a hero, Jim.
01x34 - I Am The Night Season 1 / Episode 34: - I Am The Night

Batman: When all is said and done, how much good have I accomplished? They sell t-shirts of me. I've become a cliché. More good for the tourists trade than the streets.
Dick Grayson: This city would fall apart without you!
Batman: Maybe. Maybe not. When you look too long into the abyss, the abyss looks back through you. Maybe it's time for Batman to return to the night that spawned him. Before anyone else gets hurt!
01x34 - I Am The Night Season 1 / Episode 34: - I Am The Night

Dr. Leslie Thompkins: You seem quieter than usual tonight.
Batman: Every year I come here and wonder if it should be the last time, if I should put the past behind me, try to lead a normal life.
Dr. Leslie Thompkins: Santayana says, Those who forget the past are condemed to repeat it.
Batman: He also said a fanatic is someone who redoubles his efforts while losing sight of his goal.

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