Type
Scripted
Premiered
Sep. 05, 1992
Status
Canceled/Ended
Runtime
30 min.
Country
USA
Network
FOX TV Network

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Batman: The Animated Series

This series features the adventures of the Dark Knight of Gotham City as he battles the evil that inhabits the city with occasional help of Robin and Batgirl in stories that faithful to the comics in spirit and tone.

01x42 - Joker's Wild Season 1 / Episode 42: - Joker's Wild

The Joker: Coming through! Hot stuff!
01x42 - Joker's Wild Season 1 / Episode 42: - Joker's Wild

Cameron Kaiser: What are you circling for, you fool?
The Joker: It was a scheme worthy of me, Kaiser... [Kaiser gasps] The way you got me riled up and turned me loose on this place!
Cameron Kaiser: You? But... but you were supposed to destroy the casino!
The Joker: Yeah, but I thought it'd be even more fun to get rid of you and run the show myself!
Cameron Kaiser: But... but, you can't...!
The Joker: Oh, please, Mr. Kaiser! You of all people should have realized there'd be a Joker in the deck!
01x42 - Joker's Wild Season 1 / Episode 42: - Joker's Wild

The Joker: That's right, chew him up and spit him out! [laughs]
01x42 - Joker's Wild Season 1 / Episode 42: - Joker's Wild

Poison Ivy: GUARD!
Irving: What's the problem?
The Joker: Don't look now, Sunny Jim, but the plant lady's gone wackers again.
Poison Ivy: He started it! I was just sitting here!
The Joker: That's right, you're always blaming me. And the children wonder why we fight...
01x42 - Joker's Wild Season 1 / Episode 42: - Joker's Wild

Irving: Okay, okay! [changes the channel] You'll watch this quietly, or you go back to your cell.
The Joker: Jawohl!
Poison Ivy: [sulking] I don't care.


The Joker: You hold my hand, and I'll slug you.
Poison Ivy: GUARD!
The Joker: Just kidding, just kidding! Yeesh, Pammy, lighten up!
01x41 - If You're So Smart, Why Aren't You Rich? Season 1 / Episode 41: - If You're So Smart, Why Aren't You Rich?

The Riddler: Well, well, well, Bat-something-or-other, isn't it? Who invited you? Do you know what happens to gate crashers? They have to match wits with the Riddler.
01x41 - If You're So Smart, Why Aren't You Rich? Season 1 / Episode 41: - If You're So Smart, Why Aren't You Rich?

The Riddler: My, my, my, can we actually have a brain beneath that pointy cowl of ours?
01x41 - If You're So Smart, Why Aren't You Rich? Season 1 / Episode 41: - If You're So Smart, Why Aren't You Rich?

Daniel Mockridge: If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?
01x41 - If You're So Smart, Why Aren't You Rich? Season 1 / Episode 41: - If You're So Smart, Why Aren't You Rich?

The Riddler: That is grand-scale cheating, Batman! You're not allowed to tamper with the Hand of Fate!
Batman: I don't believe in fate!
01x41 - If You're So Smart, Why Aren't You Rich? Season 1 / Episode 41: - If You're So Smart, Why Aren't You Rich?

Dick Grayson: But that creep Mockridge got to pocket a cool ten mil from the buyout. What a burn!
Bruce Wayne: Maybe. But we've searched everywhere for the Riddler, and he's still out there.


Bruce Wayne: [voice-over] Mockridge may have his money, but he won't be sleeping well at night.


Bruce Wayne: [voice-over] How much is a good night's sleep worth? Now there's a riddle for you.
01x41 - If You're So Smart, Why Aren't You Rich? Season 1 / Episode 41: - If You're So Smart, Why Aren't You Rich?

The Riddler: You may not believe in Minotaurs, either, but you'll still have to answer the riddle.
Minotaur: I have millions of eyes, yet I live in darkness. I have millions of ears, yet only four lobes. I have no muscles, yet I rule two hemispheres. What am I?
Batman: That's simple: the human brain.


Batman: It has millions of visual and auditory nerves, four lobes, two hemispheres, and it's the only thing Edward Nygma respects.
The Riddler: A lucky guess, that's all, but it won't save you, Batman!
01x41 - If You're So Smart, Why Aren't You Rich? Season 1 / Episode 41: - If You're So Smart, Why Aren't You Rich?

The Riddler: But remember: you'll have to answer the riddle of the Minotaur, too.
Batman: I can hardly wait.


Batman: How far did you say you'd gotten in the game?
Robin: Gee, I'm not sure. Maybe halfway?
Batman: Already I love this.
01x41 - If You're So Smart, Why Aren't You Rich? Season 1 / Episode 41: - If You're So Smart, Why Aren't You Rich?

Robin: I love that trick, but I can never make it work.
01x41 - If You're So Smart, Why Aren't You Rich? Season 1 / Episode 41: - If You're So Smart, Why Aren't You Rich?

Batman: I'll find Mockridge if I have to tear this place apart, Nygma.
The Riddler: I doubt it, I made sure the perils are quite lethal. You have eight minutes, gentlemen, then Mockridge becomes the only good corporate shark: a dead one.
01x40 - Heart Of Steel, Part II Season 1 / Episode 40: - Heart Of Steel, Part II

Batman: [Barbara is hanging onto Batman's cape] I'll contact you when I have more information... please let go of my cape.
01x40 - Heart Of Steel, Part II Season 1 / Episode 40: - Heart Of Steel, Part II

Commissioner James Gordon: I'm getting too old for this kind of thing.
Barbara Gordon: I sort of enjoyed it.
01x39 - Heart Of Steel Season 1 / Episode 39: - Heart Of Steel

Bruce Wayne: And what have you got there?


Barbara Gordon: Oh, this is Wubby. I've had him forever. Dad won't pick me up at the airport without bringing him along.
Commissioner James Gordon: [blushing] Well... he knows the way better than I do.
01x38 - Christmas With The Joker Season 1 / Episode 38: - Christmas With The Joker

The Joker: [singing] Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg, the Batmobile lost a wheel, and the Joker got away!


The Joker: [singing] Crashing through the roof, in a one-horse open tree, busting out I go, laughing all the way!
01x38 - Christmas With The Joker Season 1 / Episode 38: - Christmas With The Joker

Dick Grayson: [Robin and Batman are about to watch some TV] Come on, Bruce. You're gonna love "It's a Wonderful Life".
Bruce Wayne: It's not relentlessly cheerful, is it?
Dick Grayson: No, it's about the difference one man can make to an entire city. Sound familiar?
01x38 - Christmas With The Joker Season 1 / Episode 38: - Christmas With The Joker

Robin: Come on, Batman, it's Christmas Eve. Let's kick back and get into the spirit.
Batman: The Joker's escaped from Arkham Asylum, Robin.
Robin: And you really think he's gonna make his move on Christmas Eve? Even scums spend the holidays with their families.
Batman: He has no family.
Robin: Okay, I'll make a deal with you. If we go out on patrol and Gotham is quiet, with no sign of the Joker, we come back here, have Christmas dinner and watch "It's A Wonderful Life".
Batman: You know, I've never seen that. I could never get past the title.
Robin: It's a deal, then?
Batman: Deal.
01x38 - Christmas With The Joker Season 1 / Episode 38: - Christmas With The Joker

The Joker: "It's A Wonderful Life" will not be seen this year. In its place is the following: Joker here. Greetings, Gotham, and merry Christmas. I hope you're watching, Batman. This one's for you. [laughs maniacally]
01x38 - Christmas With The Joker Season 1 / Episode 38: - Christmas With The Joker

Robin: Well, Batman, you were sure right about the Joker. Any leads?
Batman: I've accessed Gotham's electrical mainframe. And I am zeroing in on the power surges to pinpoint the location of Joker's broadcast signal. That's it!
Robin: I don't know, Batman. It seems too easy.
Batman: It's never easy with the Joker.
01x38 - Christmas With The Joker Season 1 / Episode 38: - Christmas With The Joker

Batman: Keep your eyes open for the Joker.
The Joker: I'll save you the trouble, Batman! Come and get your Christmas present, or the kiddies get it!
Batman: Let them go, Joker. It's me you want.
The Joker: Merry Christmas, Batman!
01x38 - Christmas With The Joker Season 1 / Episode 38: - Christmas With The Joker

The Joker: Meet... Daddy Lawful!


Commissioner James Gordon: YOU DISEASED MANIAC! I'LL...!
The Joker: [sticks the cane back in] Looks like someone needs to teach Daddy some manners. And here's Mommy Lawful!


Summer Gleeson: HELP! SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP US...!
The Joker: [sticks it back in] Ho, ho, ho, isn't she jolly.


The Joker: And here we have little Baby Lawful!


The Joker: Coochie-coochie coo!


Det. Harvey Bullock: WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU I'LL RIP YOUR...!

01x38 - Christmas With The Joker Season 1 / Episode 38: - Christmas With The Joker

Batman: Merry Christmas, Joker.
The Joker: Bah, humbug!
01x38 - Christmas With The Joker Season 1 / Episode 38: - Christmas With The Joker

The Joker: [wearing a straightjacket, singing] Don we now our gay apparel, fa-la-la, fa-la-la, la-la-laaaa!
01x38 - Christmas With The Joker Season 1 / Episode 38: - Christmas With The Joker

Robin: They don't call you "Bat-man" for nothing!
01x38 - Christmas With The Joker Season 1 / Episode 38: - Christmas With The Joker

The Joker: [the Joker gives Batman a Christmas present] Well, go on, open it! [Batman opens the gift, a custard pie splatters in his face] [laughs hysterically] Oh, I can't stand it!
01x38 - Christmas With The Joker Season 1 / Episode 38: - Christmas With The Joker

Bruce Wayne: [to Robin] We have to find Joker.
The Joker: [popping out from behind a curtain] I'll save you the trouble.
01x35 - Almost Got 'Im Season 1 / Episode 35: - Almost Got 'Im

Two-Face: Poison Ivy.
Poison Ivy: It's been a long time, Harvey. You're still looking around halfway decent.
Two-Face: Half of me wants to strangle ya.
Poison Ivy: And what does the other half want?
Two-Face: To hit ya with a truck.
Poison Ivy: We used to date.
The Joker, The Penguin, Killer Croc: Ah.

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