Sep. 17, 2009
Returning Series
30 min.
FXX TV Network

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Archer aka "Duchess" works for the International Secret Intelligence Service (ISIS), a spy agency where espionage and global crises are merely opportunities for its highly trained employees to confuse, undermine, betray and royally screw each other.

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Lana Kane

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Aisha Tyler (born September 18, 1970) in San Francisco, the daughter of Robin Gregory, a teacher, and ...

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Strong, voluptuous and often exasperated, Lana Kane is a star agent at ISIS as well as Sterling's former girlfriend. Lana has a penchant for adult films and is currently dating ISIS comptroller Cyril Figgis, to the mystification of her colleagues.

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01x06 - Skorpio
Season 1, Episode 06
06x04 - Edie's Wedding
Season 6, Episode 04
04x13 - Sea Tunt (2)
Season 4, Episode 13
02x11 - Jeu Monegasque
Season 2, Episode 11
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Lana Kane Quotes

08x03 - Archer Dreamland: Jane Doe Season 8 / Episode 3: - Archer Dreamland: Jane Doe

Malory Archer: What is it with you people and reefer?
Lana Kane: Do you mean musicians, or Negroes?
Malory Archer: Pick one.
07x09 - Deadly Velvet: Part 1 Season 7 / Episode 9: - Deadly Velvet: Part 1

Sterling Archer: Because *you* said we were on a break!
Lana Kane: So two days later your *cock's* wet?
Sterling Archer: [scoffs] Oh, I'm sorry, Lana, is there a grace period? Because...

Lana Kane: There is an acceptable amount of time...
Sterling Archer: ...if there is, you neglected to tell me about it...
Lana Kane: ...before you start cramming your trash dick...
Sterling Archer: ...but I guess that's par for the course with you...
Lana Kane: ...into every woman unlucky enough to walk by with...
Sterling Archer: ...because you never bother to consult with me on...
Sterling Archer, Lana Kane: *anything*!
Sterling Archer: And for your information, this stupid break wasn't my idea, *it was yours*!
Lana Kane: Because you, prolapsed rectum that you are, are infatuated with Veronica Deane, whose cobwebby old snooch, by the way...
Lana Kane: [looking at Archer's crotch] *I can smell from here*!
Sterling Archer: [chuckling] Well, it's not cobwebby anymore.

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