Archer aka "The Duchess" works for the International Secret Intelligence Service (ISIS), a spy agency where espionage and global crises are merely opportunities for its highly trained employees to confuse, undermine, betray and royally screw each other.
Lana Kane Quotes
|Season 7 / Episode 9: - Deadly Velvet: Part 1|
Sterling Archer: Because *you* said we were on a break!
Lana Kane: So two days later your *cock's* wet?
Sterling Archer: [scoffs] Oh, I'm sorry, Lana, is there a grace period? Because...
Lana Kane: There is an acceptable amount of time...
Sterling Archer: ...if there is, you neglected to tell me about it...
Lana Kane: ...before you start cramming your trash dick...
Sterling Archer: ...but I guess that's par for the course with you...
Lana Kane: ...into every woman unlucky enough to walk by with...
Sterling Archer: ...because you never bother to consult with me on...
Sterling Archer, Lana Kane: *anything*!
Sterling Archer: And for your information, this stupid break wasn't my idea, *it was yours*!
Lana Kane: Because you, prolapsed rectum that you are, are infatuated with Veronica Deane, whose cobwebby old snooch, by the way...
Lana Kane: [looking at Archer's crotch] *I can smell from here*!
Sterling Archer: [chuckling] Well, it's not cobwebby anymore.
|Season 6 / Episode 9: - Pocket Listing|
Lana Kane: Seriously.
Sterling Archer: What?
Lana Kane: I just heard you get hard.
Everyone else: Ewww!
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