1x12 Stan of Arabia, Part 1
First Aired: Nov. 06, 2005 on FOX
Summary: Stan is stuck with throwing his boss a party, so he automatically assumes that Francine will do all of the work for him but she refuses to do it. With Stan hosting the party, it turns out to be a big disaster (big suprise). In punishment, Bullock relocates Stan and his family to Saudi…
Hayley Smith: You know the rule.
Steve Smith: [sighs] You're the most environmentally-conscious, self-actualized feminist in the world...
Hayley Smith: And?
Steve Smith: And I'm a douchebag.
Stan Smith: Michael Moore... ? Oh, you mean Michael Bin Laden.
Steve Smith: You know the rule. Say it, and I'll escort you to the bazaar.
Hayley Smith: [sighs] You're the manliest man in the history of manly men.
Steve Smith: And?
Hayley Smith: And when you're in your late 30s, you may have a chance at convincing a long-time female friend to have awkward pity-sex with you, once.
Steve Smith: Aww yeah!