First Aired: Sep. 30, 1999 on FOX
Summary: Peter hires Cole Ricardi for the lead role in ""Beverly Hills Gun Club"" but then Cole confides in Peter by telling him he's gay. He wants to everyone but Peter tells him not to because it will ruin the film's intake. To try to stop him from telling his secret to anyone else Peter tells him…
Main Characters in this Episode
Momo Shabong: Yes?
Dick 'Rene' Marcellus: My goat?
Momo Shabong: You shame me. The truth is, I am out of goats. Now I must kill myself. [draws dagger]
Dick 'Rene' Marcellus: Ho!
Robert 'Bobby G.' Gianopolis: Heyheyheyheyheyheyhey!
Dick 'Rene' Marcellus: It's ok, my friend.
Robert 'Bobby G.' Gianopolis: We'll share the goat.
Dick 'Rene' Marcellus: We'll share the goat.
Peter Dragon: Well, let me ask you a question. Do I tell you how to go to a bus station, pick up a teenage girl, and turn her into a prostitute? No.
Peter Dragon: No! No, I need the lights.
Sandra Bullock: Okay, okay.
Peter Dragon: I wanna see every inch of your beautiful body...
Sandra Bullock: Oh yeah.
Peter Dragon: ...Sandra Bullock.
Sandra Bullock: Oh, Peter, we're making love, just call me Sandie.
Peter Dragon: Okay, Sandie... [quietly] Bullock... of Speed.
Sandra Bullock: Oh yeah, faster! More speed!