Jim is an abrasive but lovable suburban father. He's married to a gorgeous woman, Cheryl, and raises his three kids – Ruby, Gracie and Kyle – in a big house. Everything is perfect for Jim, if it wasn't for the messy situations he gets himself into and his laziness, which often makes him search for alternative ways of doing things with less effort.
|Season 6 / Episode 8: - Deliverance|
Andy: Hey Jim, Did you know there are almost 800,000 people living in Djibouti?
Jim: Hey look at this, You know what Djibouti's leading export is?... Natural Gas.
Jim: Alright, Alright, Alright, We know this is tough, we are just trying to lighten it up a little bit.
Dana: Well don't, It's not funny. My husband's stuck in Djibouti and he can't get out.
Dana: Stop it. There is a civil war going on, Djibouti could be split right down the middle.
|Season 5 / Episode 18: - Polite Jim|
Jim: Alright I got some lemonade here for you, and now remember there's company here so no peeing in the brushes.
Kyle: Oh man I thought this was a party.
Andy: Hey, Hey.
Jim: Hey do you know man with this barbecue drives me crazy. Look at Willie eating bean dip like it's his job.
Andy: Okay take it easy breathe in smoke it always calms you down.
Willie: Hey Jim were out of bean dip.
Jim: I can't stand this party, and you know every year she has this barbecue. Every year I forget how much I hate them until I'm here doing this dam thing. I can't stand people, and she knows it.
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