Type
Scripted
Premiered
Aug. 26, 1996
Status
Canceled/Ended
Runtime
60 min.
Country
USA
Network
The CW TV Network
08x21 - Lost and Found Season 8 / Episode 21: - Lost and Found

Eric: Chandler, it seems, has taken to fatherhood like a duck takes to... hockey.
08x21 - Lost and Found Season 8 / Episode 21: - Lost and Found

Ruthie: Peter, I'm hungry, I'm really hungry.
Peter: We don't have any more money.
Ruthie: I know, five wrong buses will do that.


Peter: Here - it's a raisin. I think. I was kind of saving it... But you can have it.

08x21 - Lost and Found Season 8 / Episode 21: - Lost and Found

Ruthie: I may never walk again.
Peter: And all we had to eat were two hot dogs.
Ruthie: And he had a raisin.
08x21 - Lost and Found Season 8 / Episode 21: - Lost and Found

Sam: I don't like stew.
David: It sounds like "poo".
08x21 - Lost and Found Season 8 / Episode 21: - Lost and Found

Annie: Don't try to give this to Happy 'cause she doesn't like people food.
David: Neither do I.
08x20 - High and Dry Season 8 / Episode 20: - High and Dry

Vic: I wish I could hold onto some of the fury I felt when I saw you with all your little friends. It might keep me from breaking down and crying.
08x19 - There's No Place Like It Season 8 / Episode 19: - There's No Place Like It

David: I'm a cookie monster.
08x19 - There's No Place Like It Season 8 / Episode 19: - There's No Place Like It

Lucy: Hi Mr Suggs, I baked you some cookies!
Mr. Suggs: I have diabetes!
08x18 - Angel Season 8 / Episode 18: - Angel

Annie Camden: I ordered finger food so we could eat it with our hands! Won't that be fun?
08x18 - Angel Season 8 / Episode 18: - Angel

Peter Petrowski: [to Ruthie] You know I love you in a 14-year-old first crush kind of way, don't ya honey?
08x17 - Two Weddings, an Engagement and a Funeral Season 8 / Episode 17: - Two Weddings, an Engagement and a Funeral

Chandler Hampton: And as you get to know each other, your love will grow stronger... Stronger than French fries.
08x17 - Two Weddings, an Engagement and a Funeral Season 8 / Episode 17: - Two Weddings, an Engagement and a Funeral

Lilly: I think we have to talk.
Annie: Okey.
Lilly: What's going on?
Annie: Well, I'm doing laundry.
08x17 - Two Weddings, an Engagement and a Funeral Season 8 / Episode 17: - Two Weddings, an Engagement and a Funeral

Martin Brewer: Cecilia was helping me with my tie.
08x15 - Don't Speak Ill of the Dead or the Living Season 8 / Episode 15: - Don't Speak Ill of the Dead or the Living

Cecilia Smith: [on the phone with Mac] I'm gonna make you go out with... Pampers!
George Smith: Pampers?
08x13 - Major League Season 8 / Episode 13: - Major League

Chandler: Don't call me a tyrant!
08x13 - Major League Season 8 / Episode 13: - Major League

Chandler: When you call me Napoleon it hurts my feelings!
08x11 - When Bad Conversations Happen to Good People Season 8 / Episode 11: - When Bad Conversations Happen to Good People

Annie: If you do something wrong, you should always tell me, because sooner or later I'm gonna find out anyway.
David: I ate some soap.
Sam: Me too. It didn't taste good.
08x11 - When Bad Conversations Happen to Good People Season 8 / Episode 11: - When Bad Conversations Happen to Good People

Sam: We have on two underwear.
Annie: Why?
David: We forgot to take off last night's underwear.
Sam: And we put on new underwear this morning.
08x08 - Baggage (a.k.a. Out of the Past) Season 8 / Episode 8: - Baggage (a.k.a. Out of the Past)

Kevin: I'm your coach! There's no kissing in soft ball!
08x06 - Charity Begins at Home Season 8 / Episode 6: - Charity Begins at Home

Rev. Eric Camden: The flight?
Carlos: Nice. They gave me nuts.
08x05 - Simon's Home Video (a.k.a. The Kid Is Out of the Picture) Season 8 / Episode 5: - Simon's Home Video (a.k.a. The Kid Is Out of the Picture)

Simon: She's going to be the hardest to leave and the hardest to hang on to because she's Ruthie and she's 13 and she's got a boyfriend. And while she understands that I want to leave the rest of the family, she doesn't understand how I can leave her but I don't think she'll hold it against me, she won't have the time to hold it against me. She's emerging from childhood to adulthood full speed ahead with thoughtful intelligence, a great sense of humor, and a high self esteem. I'd like to think I had something to do with how great she's turned out so far and I hope to remain a positive influence in her life, but here's the thing - I know she feels my pain, we're that close. And as hard as it is, I really do think it's best to put a little distance between us right now because I would never forgive myself if I put any rain on Ruthie's parade, and truthfully I know she will be just fine without me.
08x04 - I Wasn't Expecting That! Season 8 / Episode 4: - I Wasn't Expecting That!

Simon Camden: The situation could get out of control, me leaving and all.
Rev. Eric Camden: What are you afraid will happen, that I'll throw myself at your legs and make a scene on the bus station?
Simon Camden: Dad, I'm not worried about you making a scene. But you do sometimes get this... moist look in the corner of your eye.
Rev. Eric Camden: And that bothers you, my moistness?
08x04 - I Wasn't Expecting That! Season 8 / Episode 4: - I Wasn't Expecting That!

Peter Petrowski: Sam and David ate the coal.
Sam Camden: I like coal.
David Camden: Me too. I'm gonna be a miner.
08x04 - I Wasn't Expecting That! Season 8 / Episode 4: - I Wasn't Expecting That!

Kevin Kinkirk: Lucy and I haven't had sex since I got pumbled by that woman.
Rev. Eric Camden: Good night.
08x02 - An Early Fall (2) Season 8 / Episode 2: - An Early Fall (2)

Mary Camden: Why would people eat crazy chickens?
08x01 - The Long Bad Summer (1) Season 8 / Episode 1: - The Long Bad Summer (1)

Peter Petrowski: Everyone thinks Chandler and Roxanne should get married, or he should break up with that hussy.
07x21 - Life and Death (1) Season 7 / Episode 21: - Life and Death (1)

Simon Camden: If you ever do anything to hurt Ruthie... ever... I'm gonna find out about it. I know where you live.
Peter Petrowski: Okay.
07x21 - Life and Death (1) Season 7 / Episode 21: - Life and Death (1)

Lucy: Oh, hey, um... what's your hurry? I want you to meet someone.
Simon: [to Christine] Hi, sorry, I have to kill someone.
Lucy: Wait. Simon, this is Christine, she's a friend of mine from school, she's going to be staying with us for a couple nights.
Simon: [to Christine] It's nice to meet you, I still have to kill someone.
07x18 - We Do Season 7 / Episode 18: - We Do

Ben Kinkirk: He started it!
Chandler Hampton: What are you 12?
07x12 - Back in the Saddle Again Season 7 / Episode 12: - Back in the Saddle Again

Annie Camden: Life is not a competition, Lucy, but if it were you would be a winner.
Lucy Camden: That was incredibly insincere.
Annie Camden: I know, I'm tired.

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