Type
Scripted
Premiered
Oct. 11, 2006
Status
Completed/Ended
Runtime
30 min.
Country
USA
Network
NBC TV Network
Genre

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30 Rock

Liz Lemon, played by Saturday Night Live's Tina Fey, is the head writer of the fictional TV show, 'The Girlie Show.' When her old boss dies and a new boss comes in, Liz must try to run a successful TV show without losing her mind.

04x08 - Secret Santa Season 4 / Episode 8: - Secret Santa

Danny Baker: I'm sorry, are you being sarcastic? Canadians have a hard time recognizing it 'cause we don't have a big Jewish population.
04x08 - Secret Santa Season 4 / Episode 8: - Secret Santa

Liz Lemon: Nope, do not put a hyphen in YouFace. There are definitely faces here, but they are not being treated with respect.
04x08 - Secret Santa Season 4 / Episode 8: - Secret Santa

Tracy Jordan: Why don't Catholics eat meat on Fridays? I'll tell you why: because the Pope owns Long John Silver's.
04x08 - Secret Santa Season 4 / Episode 8: - Secret Santa

Jenna Maroney: Sometimes, my mom would take us to see Santa Claus, but that's just because she suspected one of them was my deadbeat dad. So, I'd have to get on every Santa's lap in the Bakersfield area and scream, 'You oughta be ashamed of yourself, Travis!'
04x07 - Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001 Season 4 / Episode 7: - Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001

Liz Lemon: I'm not making this decision based on who's funnier or whom I like best, so Toofer, you're in charge.
Toofer: Thank you. In the words of Tennyson...
Liz Lemon: Sorry, you're not in charge.
04x07 - Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001 Season 4 / Episode 7: - Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001

Liz Lemon: Frank, you're in charge.
Frank Rossitano: Finally, someone cool is in charge. My first order is to disable the firewall. Gentlemen, we can surf for porn again!
04x07 - Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001 Season 4 / Episode 7: - Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001

Tracy Jordan: I like to thank my creative team for coming in such short notice. Also, sorry I'm four hours late.
04x07 - Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001 Season 4 / Episode 7: - Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001

Jenna Maroney: You've created two Lizzes, writer Liz and performer Liz. Performers need to be coddled, to be protected from the real world.
Jack Donaghy: I get it. I must treat her like the New York Times treats its readers.
04x07 - Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001 Season 4 / Episode 7: - Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001

Pete Hornberger: Boy, if this thing works it could be my ticket out. This job is starting to get to me. Lately I've been shoplifting just to feel in control. Because no one knows I took the candy bar. No one but Peter.
04x07 - Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001 Season 4 / Episode 7: - Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001

Yakov: I get it. Elegance. That's why people come to Yakov's Nubian Bling Explosion.
04x06 - Sun Tea Season 4 / Episode 6: - Sun Tea

Dr. Leo Spaceman: Now this is surgery, so don't eat anything before you come in. Because I'll have a big breakfast waiting for you.
04x06 - Sun Tea Season 4 / Episode 6: - Sun Tea

Frank Rossitano: Hey, Tracy! Now you can tell me your filthy strip club story.
Tracy Jordan: Frank, I'm gonna have a daughter and I would never tell that story. It's demeaning to women. Especially if they had their boobies sneezed on by a tiger.
04x06 - Sun Tea Season 4 / Episode 6: - Sun Tea

Jack Donaghy: Tracy Jr. made you an acrostic.
Tracy Jordan: Well I hope he makes me an 'across helmet so I don't get hurt playin' 'across.
04x05 - The Problem Solvers Season 4 / Episode 5: - The Problem Solvers

Jack Donaghy: I'll tell you everything you need to know, Danny: never do business with a friend, never be friends with a woman and lose the leather bracelet.
04x05 - The Problem Solvers Season 4 / Episode 5: - The Problem Solvers

Tracy Jordan: You're blowing up like a balloon with a grenade in it.
04x05 - The Problem Solvers Season 4 / Episode 5: - The Problem Solvers

Kenneth Parcell: I feel as useless as a mom's college degree.
04x05 - The Problem Solvers Season 4 / Episode 5: - The Problem Solvers

Jack Donaghy: You look like you've been around.
Simon Behrens: Yeah. I've seen a bra or two.
Jack Donaghy: I'll bet you have.
04x04 - Audition Day Season 4 / Episode 4: - Audition Day

Jack Donaghy: You are at the top of the pyramid. Granted, TGS is a small pyramid, but nevertheless it will one day be your tomb. And you can't feel sorry for the slaves that built that pyramid, which, again, will be your tomb.
04x04 - Audition Day Season 4 / Episode 4: - Audition Day

Jack Donaghy: I can't have bedbugs. I went to Princeton.
Kenneth Parcell: Sir, everyone can get them. Back in Stone Mountain, even the mayor had them, and she was a horse.
04x04 - Audition Day Season 4 / Episode 4: - Audition Day

Jenna Maroney: We have to stop Jayden Tyler! He's evil, Tracy!
Tracy Jordan: He's evil Tracy? Oh, he's evil, comma, Tracy.
04x04 - Audition Day Season 4 / Episode 4: - Audition Day

Jack Donaghy: [At the subway] Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Jack Donaghy, and I have bedbugs. I'm not a drug addict, I'm a high-raking executive at the General Electric corporation, and I'm just getting my medicine. So if anyone can tell me how to get to the four train, I would really appreciate it.
04x04 - Audition Day Season 4 / Episode 4: - Audition Day

Liz Lemon: The Hornberger System shall prevail.
Jenna Maroney: That's what you think, but the Hornberger System shall devail! Is that the opposite of prevail?
04x04 - Audition Day Season 4 / Episode 4: - Audition Day

Jack Donaghy: Lemon, we're not just hiring an actor, we're hiring a coworker, a human being, and I say we hire the one who lives by the code of the robot: Care, Love, Live.
04x03 - Stone Mountain Season 4 / Episode 3: - Stone Mountain

Jenna Maroney: [Jenna has followed the boys into the mensroom] Oh wow, they painted the ceiling in here!
04x03 - Stone Mountain Season 4 / Episode 3: - Stone Mountain

Jack Donaghy: Good God Lemon, your breathe... When did you find time to eat a diaper that you found on the beach?
04x03 - Stone Mountain Season 4 / Episode 3: - Stone Mountain

Jack Donaghy: We're going to find the perfect person for the show down here [in Georgia] . Someone who represents the *Real America*.
Liz Lemon: Jack, for the 80th time, no part of America is more American than any other part.
Jack Donaghy: You are wrong. Small towns are where you see the kindness and goodness and courage of everyday Americans. The folks who are teaching our kids, running our prisons, growing our cigarettes. People who are still living by core American values.
Liz Lemon: There are plenty of core American values in New York. But there are not restaurants called "Fatty Fat Sandwich Ranch." Turn here! Turn here!
04x03 - Stone Mountain Season 4 / Episode 3: - Stone Mountain

Liz Lemon: I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.
Jack Donaghy: How surprising that your world view is food-based.
04x03 - Stone Mountain Season 4 / Episode 3: - Stone Mountain

Jenna Maroney: Hey Frank! Do you know Sacha, Michael, and gay Michael?
Sacha: Can I ask you a question?... Whhhhyyyy?
Frank Rossitano: God. it's bad enough having Jenna hang out here. Now she's bringing her friends? How can a dude in a midriff top dominate me like that?
04x03 - Stone Mountain Season 4 / Episode 3: - Stone Mountain

Frank Rossitano: Hey! Actor friend! So - what are we all doing together for Halloween?
Jenna Maroney: Oh. Well, Sacha and the Michaels usually have a party.
Frank Rossitano: Oh. 'Cause, uh Lutz and Tuf and I always have a party. Hang on! What if? We combined parties and threw one big party in the studio? Is that crazy?
Jenna Maroney: No! Let's do that! Yes! That gesture! I like people who do that!
Sacha: A party? With them?
Jenna Maroney: Oh, don't look at me like I'm a football game. I need those guys. i've been using them to make sure I'm taken care of when the new actor gets here.
Sacha: Girl, I don't even have the energy to tell you what's happening here. So read my face.
Jenna Maroney: Ohhh! Oh my God! They're using me to get invited to gay Halloween so they can meet hot girls!
04x02 - Into the Crevasse Season 4 / Episode 2: - Into the Crevasse

Liz Lemon: [Looking at her book "Dealbreakers" in a bookstore window, to an employee] Hey, I wrote that. I'm Liz Lemon. [Employee opens book in front of Liz; she reads from it] "If your boyfriend is over thirty and wears a nametag to work, that's a dealbreaker." [Liz sees the employee's nametag, it reads Mike] But not you, Mike. [Mike takes cutout of Liz] What are you doing, Mike? [Mike starts beating up cutout] Oh! You know what, I'm going to beat up your cutout! Oh, wait, you don't have one! [Mike tears head off cutout and pastes it on window] Ow! Blammo! Another successful interaction with a man!

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