Type
Scripted
Premiered
Oct. 11, 2006
Status
Completed/Ended
Runtime
30 min.
Country
USA
Network
NBC TV Network
Genre

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30 Rock

Liz Lemon, played by Saturday Night Live's Tina Fey, is the head writer of the fictional TV show, 'The Girlie Show.' When her old boss dies and a new boss comes in, Liz must try to run a successful TV show without losing her mind.

04x02 - Into the Crevasse Season 4 / Episode 2: - Into the Crevasse

Jack Donaghy: Lemon, let me tell you a little story. It was 1994, and I was ice climbing when I fell into a crevasse and hurt my leg. There was only one way out, so fighting every natural instinct I have, I did the thing I hated the most. I climbed down into the darkness. And when I came back to camp, I went to the person who cut my line and said, "Connie Chung, you saved my life."
04x02 - Into the Crevasse Season 4 / Episode 2: - Into the Crevasse

Tracy Jordan: Oh yeah, there's a garbage bag in the hall with a reef shark in it. Just put him in the tub with a reef.
04x01 - Season 4 Season 4 / Episode 1: - Season 4

Jack: We'll trick those race card lovin' wide-loads into watching your lefty homoerotic propaganda hour yet.
Liz Lemon: You just don't like anybody, do you.
04x01 - Season 4 Season 4 / Episode 1: - Season 4

Jenna Maroney: Did you hear what happened? I am so upset.
Liz Lemon: Oh, no. Okay, let me explain...
Jenna Maroney: I came in here to shoot these tennis promos, and they had blue gels on the lights. You know that makes my teeth look see-through. You weren't here to do your job, Liz.
Liz Lemon: Okay, well, Josh quit.
Jenna Maroney: Who? Jack's counting on Country Jenna to save the show, but I just want to understand what it is that's distracting you from the one thing you've been told to do.
Liz Lemon: Really? You wanna know what I've been doing?
Jenna Maroney: Yes, Liz. Enlighten me.
Liz Lemon: Jack is hiring a new cast member.
Jenna Maroney: [Screaming to the top of her lungs] If it is a blonde woman, I will kill myself!
04x01 - Season 4 Season 4 / Episode 1: - Season 4

Jenna Maroney: [Jenna has just joined the protest] Jenna Maroney is great! No new castmember!
Tracy Jordan: New what? If it's a blonde woman, I'ma kill myself!
04x01 - Season 4 Season 4 / Episode 1: - Season 4

Kenneth Parcell: Bonus means extra! I know that from game shows!
04x01 - Season 4 Season 4 / Episode 1: - Season 4

Liz Lemon: No one can know about this.
Cerie: Know about what?
Liz Lemon: Pete's stealing money!
Pete Hornberger: Liz's uterus fell out!
Cerie: Oh. I think I already knew that.
03x22 - Kidney Now! Season 3 / Episode 22: - Kidney Now!

Milton Green: A guy crying about a chicken and a baby? I thought this was a comedy show.
03x22 - Kidney Now! Season 3 / Episode 22: - Kidney Now!

Tracy Jordan: I grew up with that guy, he was the baddest gangster in my class. We called him Mean Steve. But his real name was Stephen Killer.
03x22 - Kidney Now! Season 3 / Episode 22: - Kidney Now!

Jack Donaghy: Ok, lets cut to the chase. MJ, you owe me. Who got you out of a 20 year exclusive performance contract at Seaworld? [Mary J. Blige rolls her eyes in defeat] Aiken, your cousin Kenneth Parcell already promised me you'd do this. [Clay Aiken rolls his eyes in disgust] And Elvis, or should I say Decland McManus, international art thief?
Elvis Costello: Ok Jack Donaghy, you tumbled me. We'll do it.
03x22 - Kidney Now! Season 3 / Episode 22: - Kidney Now!

Liz Lemon: We sure had quite a year. [slaps Jack on the back]
Jack Donaghy: What are you talking about? It's May.
03x22 - Kidney Now! Season 3 / Episode 22: - Kidney Now!

Jenna Maroney: Everyone shout out words that describe my beauty.
Pete Hornberger: Fading.
Cerie: '80s.
Richard F. Esposito: 1880s.
03x21 - Mama Mia Season 3 / Episode 21: - Mama Mia

Liz Lemon: Look, Jack, I don't have a lot of personal life experience, but if I have learned anything from my Sims family... when a child doesn't see his father enough, he starts to jump up and down, and then his mood level will drop until he pees himself.
Jack Donaghy: Why don't I have any other friends?
03x21 - Mama Mia Season 3 / Episode 21: - Mama Mia

Liz Lemon: Wow, okay what about this? Maybe Donald is Tracy's son, because maybe Tracy is 60.
Pete Hornberger: No, that's ridiculous.
Liz Lemon: Think about it, he can't rap, he has diabetes, a lot of his friends are dead.
03x21 - Mama Mia Season 3 / Episode 21: - Mama Mia

Lenny Wosniak: I gave my gun to my pastor, you know, in case I get the old "gloomies" again.
03x21 - Mama Mia Season 3 / Episode 21: - Mama Mia

Jack: You know what family means to me Lemon? Resentment. Guilt. Anger. Easter egg hunts that turn into knife fights.
03x21 - Mama Mia Season 3 / Episode 21: - Mama Mia

Jenna Maroney: [to writers] And you know who else loves "Dealbreaker"? Bret Michaels. We have the same publicist, and she said he'd love to come here and dress in the same outfit and do it with me... and also, he wants to be on the show.
03x20 - The Natural Order Season 3 / Episode 20: - The Natural Order

Kenneth Parcell: Now you're standing on the exact spot where Gracie Allen took Jack Paar's virginity.
03x20 - The Natural Order Season 3 / Episode 20: - The Natural Order

Kenneth Parcell: Well, as a child, I had a prize pig that I thought was my best friend. But then one day I picked up one of her piglets - she went crazy! She bit off my nut sack... that I kept tied around my belt to feed squirrels.
03x20 - The Natural Order Season 3 / Episode 20: - The Natural Order

Jack Donaghy: Have you ever been to Florida? It's basically a criminal population. It's America's Australia.
03x20 - The Natural Order Season 3 / Episode 20: - The Natural Order

Liz Lemon: You cost the show a lot of money with your shenanigans.
Tracy Jordan: Don't patronize me with your Celtic slang, Liz Lemon.
03x20 - The Natural Order Season 3 / Episode 20: - The Natural Order

Liz Lemon: Hey Jack, do you treat me any differently because I'm a woman?
Jack Donaghy: Well, I pay you a little less, yes.
03x19 - The Ones Season 3 / Episode 19: - The Ones

Jack Donaghy: Being in a relationship means overlooking certain flaws. I mean, somewhere right now a guy is on a J-Date with Monica Lewinsky. Nobody's perfect.
03x19 - The Ones Season 3 / Episode 19: - The Ones

Tracy Jordan: You are wise, Liz Lemon. Like a genetically manipulated shark.
03x19 - The Ones Season 3 / Episode 19: - The Ones

Elisa: Lemon, isn't there a Slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
03x19 - The Ones Season 3 / Episode 19: - The Ones

Kenneth Parcell: My real name is... Dick Whitman!
03x19 - The Ones Season 3 / Episode 19: - The Ones

Liz Lemon: Wow, that is one gay lion.
03x18 - Jackie Jormp-Jomp Season 3 / Episode 18: - Jackie Jormp-Jomp

Tracy Jordan: Friendship and trust in the entourage is the most important thing. Like on that HBO show, John Adams.
03x18 - Jackie Jormp-Jomp Season 3 / Episode 18: - Jackie Jormp-Jomp

Jenna Maroney: Oh, I can play dead. I watched my whole church group get eaten by a bear.
03x18 - Jackie Jormp-Jomp Season 3 / Episode 18: - Jackie Jormp-Jomp

Jack Donaghy: You can't give up now. Did Jackie Jormp-Jomp give up when those vampires attacked Woodstox?

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