Two young women waitressing at a greasy spoon diner strike up an unlikely friendship in the hopes of launching a successful business - if only they can raise the cash. Sassy, streetwise Max works two jobs just to get by. Sophisticated Caroline is an uptown trust fund princess who's having a run of bad luck that forces her to reluctantly give waitressing a shot.
|Season 5 / Episode 7: - And TheComing Out Party|
Oleg: Max, can I ask your opinion about something? If Sophie and I want to get pregnant, she needs to be on drugs.
Max Black: Oh, to have sex with you? I get that.
Oleg: No, fertility drugs. I haven't paid this much for sex since, 'Orgy Cruise '08'.
|Season 5 / Episode 5: - And The Escape Room|
Randy: Arnold Schwarzenegger's is big; Michael J. Fox's is small; the Pope has one but doesn't use it; Madonna doesn't have one at all.
Oleg: Dongs. The answer is dongs.
Sophie Kachinsky: C'mon, Oleg, I mean, nobody can say for sure that Madonna doesn't have one.
Max Black: Dongs aren't the answer to everything. I used to think that. You know where that got me? Pennsylvania, with no car.
Caroline Channing: Schwarzenegger's is big, Schwarzenegger's is big; Fox's is small. It's last names. The pope doesn't use his. Madonna doesn't have one at all. That's it.
Randy: Correctamundo! [laughs] With your brain power, you'll be out of her in under an hour.
Caroline Channing: Well, thanks. But if I was that smart, I wouldn't have spent the last four years getting ripped off by my roommate.
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