Scary: 9pm Paranormal Witness on Syfy. A young man's new apartment is haunted by Santa Muerte, the Patron Saint of the Underworld. It's probably better than any roommate he'd find on CraigsList.
Thrilling: 10pm The Bridge on FX. Cross and Ruiz realize they're being watched by the killer.
Conspiracy Theories: 10pm Joe Rogan Questions Everything on Syfy. Joe Rogan explores how to prepare for deadly virus pandemics. Pre-bedtime content at it's finest.
Animated: 10pm Futurama on Comedy Central. There are only four episode left before the series ends (again.) Watch out of loyalty to the show and to see Seymour, Fry's dog, again. We've all recovered from the "Jurassic Bark" episode, right?
Nostalgia: 9pm America's Got Talent on NBC. Backstreet's back, alright! The Backstreet Boys perform and make us feel really old.
Competition: 10pm Top Chef: Masters on Bravo. The chefs throw Curtis Stone a surprise engagement party. More rich people getting freebies.
Precocious Kids: 9pm Here Comes Honey Boo Boo on TLC. Sugar Bear and June are stressed with wedding plans. Honey Boo Boo is still Billy Mays reincarnated.
Lawyers: 9pm Franklin and Bash on TNT. The firm is implicated for insurance fraud. Hopefully they can lawyer themselves out of that mess.