Police Academy

1984

R

96 Min

Police Academy

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New rules enforced by the Lady Mayoress mean that sex, weight, height and intelligence need no longer be a factor for joining the Police Force. This opens the floodgates for all and sundry to enter the Police Academy, much to the chagrin of the instructors. Not everyone is there through choice, though. Social misfit Mahoney has been forced to sign up as the only alternative to a jail sentence and it doesn't take long before he falls foul of the boorish Lieutenant Harris. But before… Read More

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Director:
N/A
Released:
Mar 23rd, 1984
Revenue:
$81,198,894.00
Country:
USA

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  • Moses Hightower: I was a florist.
    Carey Mahoney: A florist?
    Moses Hightower: Yeah, you know, flowers and shit.
  • Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: Mahoney! Remember, that nobody screws with me.
    Carey Mahoney: Well, maybe you'll meet the right girl and all that will change.
  • Carey Mahoney: Sir. Look, sir, new pants.
    Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: [notices that Mahoney is holding the megaphone] What are you doing with that? Give me that.

    [Harris grabs his megaphone from Mahoney and uses it, without noticing that Mahoney applied brown shoe polish on it]
    Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: All right, you scumballs. You have a 30 minutes to hit the showers and get to class. Let's go! Move it! Move it! Move it! Pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up, assholes!

    [Harris then turns to Cmdt. Lassard, with shoe polish from his megaphone all around his lips, looking like a goatee]
    Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: So far, nobody's quit, but they will.

    [Cmdt. Lassard laughs at Harris. Harris, thinking that perhaps he said something funny, joins his laughter]
  • Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: Well, well, well... I told you not to try me, boy. Stand up.

    [Mahoney stands up]
    Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: Now, I want you two squad leaders to take Mr. Mahoney here, and run him until he throws up.
    Cadet Kyle Blankes, Cadet Chad Copeland: Yes, sir.
    Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: Then, just after he throws up... run him some more.
    Cadet Kyle Blankes, Cadet Chad Copeland: Yes, sir.
    Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: You are going to learn, Mahoney, that nobody - *nobody* - screws with me.
  • Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: [having had his head recently removed from a horse's behind] You told, no one?
    Carey Mahoney: Not a soul.

    [Harris passes in front of the line of cadets, and is annoyed to see that they are all straining not to laugh at him. He becomes even more annoyed when he notices that Sgt. Callahan is also on the verge of bursting out laughing. When he passes near Jones, Jones makes sound of horse neigh, as if to make it clear that everyone heard about the embarrassing incident]
  • [Hightower smashes into the bumper of another car]
    Carey Mahoney: You didn't hit the brakes.
    Moses Hightower: You didn't tell me to.
  • Cadet Eugene Tackleberry: Drop that stereo before I blow your goddamn nuts off, asshole.
  • Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: Now, I thought it would be nice if we were to close out our first afternoon together with a nice little stroll around the campus. [shouts] Move out, maggots!
  • Mrs. Fackler: You move this car another inch and you're finished, mister. You hear me?
  • Carey Mahoney: Sleeping is for fags.
  • Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: You know, Mahoney, I'd like to spend the next ten weeks breaking you into little pieces. But I won't. Because you're bad. You're bad for morale, Mahoney. Oh, you look like the sweet little boy from next door. But you don't fool me, oh no. You're the devil, and you're rotten to the core, and you're ruining my chance to train some people who might make pretty good cops!
  • Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: Hey! Why didn't you guys call me this weekend?
    Cadet Kyle Blankes: Well, nothing really happened, sir.
    Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: There was a party, wasn't there?
    Cadet Kyle Blankes: Yes, sir.
    Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: Well, what went on?
    Cadet Chad Copeland: Dancing, sir. Mostly dancing.
    Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: [to himself] Dancing?
  • Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: My name is Lieutenant Harris! In case you missed it. This is Sergeant Callahan! In case you missed it. We are the meanest instructors here. We've got you because you are the worst people here. You are "D" Squad; "D" for "dirtbags." When I say: "Hey, dirtbags!" that means you. You people are going to hate my guts for the rest of your lives. I am going to make you sorry that you ever came here.
  • [Mahoney and Blankes are in Lt.Harris' office due to Barbara throwing the first punch at Copeland via lunch tray. Harris is cleaning his stick]
    Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: Who threw the first punch? That's all I want to know
    Cadet Kyle Blankes: [before Mahoney can answer] Barbara did.
    Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: Barbara?
    Cadet Kyle Blankes: That's right.
    Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: Then he's out of here. Him and his queer dog.
  • [after Hightower has been thrown out of the Academy]
    Cadet Leslie Barbara: Of all the guys who I thought were gonna make it, Hightower was the one. I mean, if all the cops looked like him there'd be no crime at all.
  • George Martin: To me, marriage is a sacred institution. So tell me, you and the wife do it doggie-style, or what?
  • Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: What the hell are you doing here?
    Cadet Laverne Hooks: I wanna be a police officer.
    Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: What? I can't hear you-u?
    Cadet Laverne Hooks: [whispering] I wanna be a police officer.
    Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: Don't unpack.
  • Cmndt. Eric Lassard: [Presenting a slide show just as a hooker begins to give him a blow job] Now this first SLIIIDE... shows a very, very interesting thing: our main building. On slide... TWO! We see other view... of... IT! Oh, my God, you wouldn't believe it!
  • Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: Then, Mahoney, my little pissant... you are out of the Academy forever. Get your stuff, and get out. Too bad, so sad, bye-bye.
  • Cadet Chad Copeland: Boy, there sure are a lot of spades around here.

    [sees Hightower standing next to him]
    Cadet Chad Copeland: [choked voice] Which I think is good. Very good for the Academy.
  • Cadet Kyle Blankes: [Blankes smears potato salad on Mahoney's shirt] Your move... Ma-homo.
  • Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: You make me sick.
    Carey Mahoney: Thank you, sir. I make everybody sick.
  • [a thug, after being knocked down some stairs, realizes he's still got a gun in his waist. He reaches for it, and a revolver is pointed in his face]
    Cadet Laverne Hooks: DON'T MOVE, DIRTBAG!
  • [On their way to a riot zone]
    Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: We are being sent to a safe area away from the disturbance. Our job will be to divert traffic away from the trouble zone, and to protect public property. You will have live ammunition, but there will be no call to use it - TACKLEBERRY! Do you understand, numbnuts?
    Cadet Eugene Tackleberry: Yes, sir.
  • Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: Son, where did you get that gun?
    Cadet Eugene Tackleberry: [smiling proudly] My mum gave it to me.
  • Cmndt. Eric Lassard: What's wrong with this man?
    Cadet Leslie Barbara: There was gunplay, sir, and he missed it.
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