A Dirty Shame
[Loose Linda busts into a family's house]
Loose Linda: OK! Who wants to fuck me?
[the Horny Kid raises his hand]
Horny Kid: I do!
[the kid's family and Loose Linda fight over him]
Neuter Grandmother on Bus: I seen you, Sylvia Stickles, showing your pubic patch to the bus driver. You should move downtown where you belong, you whore!
Marge the Neuter: It's not safe out! People are shaving their crotches as we speak. There is pubic hair in the air! Everywhere!
Big Ethel: Perverts are taking over this neighborhood.
Vaughn Stickles: This isn't California.
Big Ethel: It's Harford Road!
Ray-Ray: Let's go sexing!
Mama Bear: Hey, polar bear, you know what an otter is?
Big Ethel: No.
Papa Bear: It's a bear cub who isn't fat or hairy yet, but will be!
Baby Bear: Find me a significant otter!
Sylvia Stickles: Feel like yodeling in the canyon?
Sylvia Stickles: I'm Sylvia Stickles and I've got the itch!
Sexed-Up Black Neighbor: Come on up here and give me some of that strange.
Sylvia Stickles: I'm coming as fast as I can!
Big Ethel: My daughter's a good girl, she hates sex!
Big Ethel: You going to the movies, Dave?
Dingy Dave: Huh?
Big Ethel: [watching him scratch his ass] Hell, you're pickin' your seat, aren't you?
Neuter Old Maid: My husband is on Viagra. Every minute he wants it! I'm Viagra-vated and I'm not gonna take it anymore!
Anti 'Bear' Neuter: Look, I'm not a prude. I'm married to an Italian.
Mama Bear: Hi! I'm Mama Bear. Have you met my hus bear?
Papa Bear: I'm Papa Bear, and this is our cub... Baby Bear!
Baby Bear: Grrrr!
Vaughn Stickles: Hi, I'm Vaughn. Welcome to the Harford Road area.
Papa Bear: When we take over, it's gonna be a...
Mama Bear, Papa Bear, Baby Bear: BEAR-QUAKE! GRRRRRR!
Sylvia Stickles: Something is the matter with your vagina!
Vaughn Stickles: Help us! The sex addicts are taking over. Call the National Guard!
Neuter Yuppie Woman: To hell with this!
Neuter Yuppie Man: We're moving back to D.C. where we belong!
Ronnie the Rimmer: Hello. I'm Ronnie the Rimmer, and I'm a sex addict.
Sylvia Stickles: I'm Sylvia, and my clitoris is in crisis.
Dora: Your cunt is like a charity. You must give, give, and give...
Dora: Ever take a rufie?
Sylvia Stickles: No!
Dora: Me neither. I'm afraid I'll stay home and date rape myself all night long.
Ray Ray Perkins: Ma'am, my name is Ray-Ray and I'm here to... service you.